Chapter 134: Born to Flicker Wizard

Most of them had long been puzzled, and when the anger fell, the doubts in their hearts surged like locusts, and Yelu Qiang couldn't figure it out left and right, and guessed: "Could it be that the Azure Grand County King is not from Xia Zhou?" ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense? If I'm from Xia Zhou, what are you doing here? Let you kill? Ah Zhenli rubbed his temples and said with a headache in his head: "If I really do my best for Xia Zhou, I will go to capture the soldiers and horses of Fenzhou as soon as possible, and set up an ambush in the mountains leading to Taiyuan and wait for Ah Qiuqiu to retreat." If I had done my best for Xia Zhou, ordered to seize the 100,000 soldiers and horses in Xingzhou earlier, and outflanked you, you would have died a long time ago. ”

Judging from all his abilities, he really wouldn't have thought of these problems, after all, he captured Weishan and Yishan Mountain, where the sheep were hesitating, in a few hours, and even more so, he rode alone, what was going on? If he is said to be the king of their blue county, how to explain everything that the Great Northwest, Fenshui, and Weishan have done? If he wasn't, then how could he be standing here alone?

For a moment, the generals were confused, and the dense question marks on their heads flashed and flashed wildly. It was difficult for Yelu to deny that he was not the king of the big county, after all, this was the words of the saint, not the words of the lord of the blue county, so he was very confused and asked weakly: "Since the king of the blue county is my Jinliao warrior, why ...... Why do you help the lamb so much? ”

"Big fool!" Ah Zhen held back a smile, knocked his black ** helmet with a straight face, and asked instead of answering: "Do you know fishing?" ”

The generals were stunned and nodded in unison.

"Isn't that it?" Ah Zhen spread his hands, "How could Xia Zhou be fooled without bait?" The Great Northwest rescued the prisoners, so that the Sheep Emperor could reuse me, did I kill the people when I broke the city? Did it hurt Lan Ni'er? ”

Seeing that the wolf generals shook their heads again, Ah Zhen raised his hand and knocked on one of their black helmets, and then said: "The Sheep Emperor really reuses me, but what is the rejection of wolves, I'm bah!" How can such a small official position harm them, where I am in Fenshui, I set up a plan with Ah Qiuqiu, and then let the Lamb Emperor carry this black cauldron, forcing the Lamb Emperor to value me......"

"In that case, why do you want to attack Weishan and Yishan, why do you want to kill Wanyan Hong and Panapan?" Yelu asked anxiously, glanced at Pana's thorn, and said dissatisfiedly: "Even if Weishan and Yishan are bait, there is no need to kill them. ”

"This king will hurt himself even with a knife, and their death is actually on this king?" Ah Zhen gritted his teeth and glared at them fiercely, snorted unhappily, and scolded: "This king has just been reused by the Sheep Emperor, and if he doesn't give him some sweetness, how can he seek the Sheep Country?" He is a fool after Yan Hong and Panapan, and the soldiers and horses set up by this king make people know at a glance that they are unable to fight, and if they do not retreat, they will die, do you want this king to kneel down in front of all the lambs and beg them to retreat? When the words fell, he pointed to the Pana Thorn and scolded again: "If they are the same as the Pana Thorn, they know that the momentum is not good, and they turn around and escape, how can they die?" ”

"This ......" The generals all looked embarrassed when they heard this, and secretly said in their hearts, they can't run away if they die in battle, they are warriors, and the word escape is only in the dictionary of the lamb, and their dictionary does not have this word.

Looking at the old faces of the generals and their embarrassed expressions, Ah Zhen knew what the roundworms in their stomachs were doing, hugged his chest and scolded: "Sometimes running away is not a coward's behavior, but paving the way for victory. ”

Teach people a lesson, Ah Zhen is a set of sets, as if it is true, and Zhengse retrained them: "As generals, you should know these things, fighting a war is not enough to kill one, killing two to earn one, relying on all brains and strategies." He tapped his head and asked, "How much can you kill if the lamb stands still and lets you kill?" Did this king set a fire to 150,000 people in half an hour? Did this king kill these 150,000 people? No! It was killed by Yan Hong's damn guy, and the situation made people know that he was going to retreat at a glance, but he just didn't retreat, and if he didn't burn, wouldn't it be bad for the king? Is it bad for the holy things? ”

The congregation will be confused, and they will not know what is real, what is the dialectic? It's something that can make people stupid. Besides, if there is no destruction, there is no development. Seeing that Zhu was stunned by him, Ah Zhen held back a violent laugh, cleared his throat, pointed at the Pana thorn and said seriously: "Isn't there an example in front of your eyes? He just knew that the momentum was not good, and immediately turned around and fled, which was right. He withdrew his fingers, waved his hand and said: "If Pana Thorn still can't convince you, then look at Tie Muqi, as the right handsome, he looks at the overall situation, isn't he as brave as Wan Yan Hong and Panapan?" It's not that as soon as you learn that Weishan has fallen, you immediately retreat to Fenzhou, so it's not that you are not brave to escape, you won't be ashamed, victory or defeat is the common sense of soldiers, you don't even understand this common sense, what kind of battle are you fighting? ”

The swarthy old faces of Yelu and the others turned red, and when they heard that Tiemuqi was retreating to Fenzhou, they hurriedly asked, "Is the right handsome okay?" ”

"You are talking nonsense, he is the father of this king, even if he has a stupid brain like Wan Yanhong, this king will not kill him." He struck his tortoise helmet with his fist again, and finally said: "This king gave the sheep emperor some sweetness, and then pretended to be captured by you, so the sheep emperor must be anxious and panicked, and when the lambs come, I will persuade them to retreat, saying that they want to talk to the saint about the truce, and then return to the sheep country, after I go back, everyone is in awe, and the sheep emperor is even more dependent on me, so why should I spend another soldier to take the sheep country?" ”

The generals of the Liao State listened to these words, and there was indeed only him in front of them, and the saint had indeed issued an edict, and the three were led, and what the Azure County King said was absolutely not false, so he had to be glad that he was not tied up just now, and no one dared to doubt it, and the generals neatly pressed their chests and bowed to invite: "The Azure County King Zhisai Liangping, the young general is beyond the reach of the dust, work hard all the way, quickly enter the tent and rest." ”

This deception also depends on skill, first of all, it cannot be all true, of course, it cannot be all false, it must be half-truth. Second, he must have a three-inch tongue, and finally he needs the ability to organize the story quickly, the suspense here is a little bit, the doubts there are squeezed a little, the two are kneaded together, and then the mouth that can make the dead alive be split and spit out. It's almost the same as a fortune teller, anyway, I said a lot, there are always one or two pieces that are in the center, and the face is right, and I immediately flickered down, and when I didn't want to come down, I was considered a teacher. From now on, you can go to be a god stick, fooling and saying that other people's houses have a fierce god, hurry up and open the method, slaughter livestock and sprinkle rice and spray oil, and finally it doesn't work, this fierce god is too vicious, you need your little daughter-in-law's underwear to be an artifact, take it off! Or go to be a doctor, a small internal sore flickered to rectal cancer, first draw blood, test, and finally open the anus to sew up, no way, too serious, can only sew the anus, otherwise the cancer cells will run out of the anus to infect others, oh! A hole was dug in your abdomen and a tube was inserted, and if you want to pull it in the future, you can use your abdomen to pull it.

The angry He Shidao rode to Xingzhou to pounce, seeing that Xingzhou had planted their military flag, there was no excitement at all, and he entered the city with an anxious face to ask, and the right minister did not come, his face changed greatly and he rushed to the Yellow River enemy village with 70,000 light horsemen to attack suddenly, and the twenty-eight generals who were worried were covered in sweat and rain, and they were chasing He Shuai with bated air, and kept praying in their hearts, hoping that the right minister was fine, and if something happened, it was twenty-eight full doors, and they smelled a strong fishy smell from afar.

Just as Ah Zhen was full of food and drink, happily soaking in the huge bath bucket and bathing in the fragrant fragrance, Yelu Kuo respectfully bowed outside the temporary curtain of the county king's camp, and whispered: "The blue county king, the lamb has led the army to meet you, and is now shouting outside the hundred zhang." ”

After a while, the king of the Azure Grand County did not respond, and Yelu said again, and suddenly heard a question: "Where is my official uniform?" ”

Hearing this inquiry, Yelu Kuo's face was stunned, and he responded timidly: "The lamb's suit, the young general has ordered someone to throw it away, and there is a good county suit in the cabinet." ”

These fools, dressed in brand new white obscenity, Ah Zhen sighed and walked out of the inner tent, "Come in and tie me up." ”

Yelu Quan stepped into the tent with an old face, looked at the king of the county in confusion, and asked without knowing what he meant: "The king of the county of Wei, who are you?" ”

"Just do as I say, and don't blame." Ah Zhen lazily explained, urging: "Move quickly, otherwise the lamb will come in." ”

"Yes." Yelu didn't dare to resist, and went out of the tent to order the tent guards, holding the thick rope that was supposed to bind him, and personally stepped forward to tie him up, and asked carefully: "Will the king of the blue county be tighter, do you want to loosen it again?" ”

After holding his hands, he was tied strongly, Ah Zhen looked down at his body, and suddenly admired the five places to the ground, this Yelu Que has a future, look at this rope tied with the flavor of the island country, it didn't hurt him, and people can't see that it is not tied tightly, and the staggered crossings make people dazzled, but if you look closely, there are rules and regulations, and he is definitely a master. With this rope alone, Ah Zhen almost dared to pat his chest to be sure that this guy must have played with ropes a lot.

The play was going to be played out in the whole audience, and Ah Zhen, who was abused by the play, was so miserable that a large number of guards went to the Zhaimen, passing by the Zhaimen where the Liao generals would drop their eyes, and then shouted to He Shidao through the rain: "He Shuai, you are late, you are late." ”

"Xiangye ......" He Shidao couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief when he saw that he was still alive, ignored the exclamations of the generals under his command, and hurriedly ran forward for nearly ten steps, and saw the right prime minister who was tied up by five flowers from a distance, with his hair scattered, his clothes were wet and obscene, and he looked like a prisoner, and he cried out in his heart: "Xiangye has suffered." ”

"Hey! Not to mention, staying is also death, and escaping may still have a chance to live. Ah Zhen hung his head miserably and sighed, and shouted after his death: "He Shuai, you see that I have no merit and hard work, I will give a copy to the emperor for me, and ask my emperor to remember the loyalty of his ministers, and be sure to treat Ting'er and the blood in her belly, I beg you." ”

In an instant, He Shidao's old eyes were filled with tears, and the twenty-eight generals behind him knelt neatly and kowtowed: "It's all the crime of the last general, and the last general deserves death." ”

"It's come to this, it's only to blame that I was frightened and helpless, and my mind was confused to end up like this, don't blame the generals, everyone get up." The image is of great mercy and compassion, and the people who are dying shook their heads kindly, and instructed He Shidao: "He Shuai will ask for a performance for the generals, and tell the emperor that Weichen does not blame the generals. ”