I don't know what kind of mood Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian were in when they came to the banquet, looking at their high-spirited appearance, I felt a lot of emotion in my heart. It is said that there is no good banquet, there will be no good meeting, you just come, you don't know how to be low-key, fanfare, and gambling, isn't this a clear let us make small moves? How embarrassing it is, if you don't accept the gifts you send to your door, it's not too insincere!

Unexpectedly, before Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian sat down, there was a conflict again——— for the seat.

In the feudal society of China, many things are divided into high and low, even east and west, north and south, front and back, left and right. In terms of seating, the dynasties and dynasties were very particular about respecting the left or the right. Because according to the concept of etiquette and customs in the old time, the hierarchy was strict, and the left and right were one of the signs of distinguishing between the superior and the inferior, and it was generally practiced in various rituals. For when the monarch is seen by his courtiers, he sits on the south, on the left, east, on the right, on the west; The courtiers stand on the north side, but they are left, west, right, and east, and the courtiers are lined up according to their official positions, so there is a distinction here.

Some dynasties respect the right, the high official is in the east, and the humble is in the west, which is respecting the right and the lowly left; Some dynasties, on the contrary, abide by the respect for the left and the right. According to the assessment of historical records, the Xia, Shang, Zhou, and Jin dynasties, including the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, are all civil officials respect the left, and military generals respect the right; In the Han, Yuan, and Qing dynasties, including the Three Kingdoms period, it was generally respected; In the Qin, Tang, and Song dynasties, including the Ming Dynasty where we are now, they were unwaveringly respectful of the left.

And so the battle for seats began. It stands to reason that the duke, marquis, uncle, son, and male, only in terms of title, seem to be higher than the Yan Sheng Gong and should be on the left. But Yangwu Marquis Xue Bianzu is a real job, and the iron scroll golden book spelled out by real swords and guns seems to be much higher than Kong Shangxian, who relied on the name of Kong Sage to mix scrolls from generation to generation, and it seems that he should be on the left. And to put it bluntly, these two people are arrogant and domineering on their own one-third of an acre, how can they ever let people? In their opinion, if you don't fight for steamed buns and mouths, you must not admit it in this regard!

In terms of seating, it is not impossible to set up a round table, but in order to create a more enthusiastic atmosphere, we have specially arranged the two tables into priority and priority, and they are very close, and these details have been carefully considered.

The two froze at the left seat, no one was convinced, no one let them, and they were fighting together like cocks. Seeing this situation, Governor Yang Ben'an naturally couldn't say anything, so wouldn't I have to go out?

I hurriedly stepped forward and smiled politely: "Two! Two of you! Why bother with such trivial matters? In my opinion, you sit wherever you sit! Why fight! ”

That Yan Shenggong Kong Shangxian squinted his eyes and swept me, and then said disdainfully: "Who are you?" At a young age, he still dares to wear a four-grade official uniform! ”

I smiled and didn't make a sound, but Lord Yang Ben'an smiled and said, "Come on, come on!" I would like to introduce you to the two of you—this is the Qin Messenger who was instructed by the Holy Lord and appointed by the First Assistant—Master Sun Qilan! ”

Hearing the word Shengshang, Kong Shangxian only raised his eyebrows, but when he heard the word Shoufu, the muscles on his face twitched violently a few times.

At the beginning of the year, because of his looting of people's wealth and selling goods along the way, Shoufu had already beaten himself up and started to play the saint, and revised himself to go to Beijing once every year to go to Beijing once every three years. This is already a great warning, who knows that as soon as he opened his mouth, he slapped the face of this Shoufu adult's henchman! This! How is this good!

Just when Kong Shangxian was hesitating, Xue Bian's eyes rolled, but he came over extremely enthusiastically, took my hand like an acquaintance, and laughed: "I have heard the prestige of Lord Sun for a long time!" Seeing it today, Xue is very honored! ”

Seeing that this person was so polite, I immediately took his hand and said, "Lord Xue inherited the courage of his ancestors, and he is a model of my generation of martial artists!" You may be seated! Let the official pour you wine! As he spoke, he invited Xue Bian to the upper seat on the left, smiling happily, but he didn't even glance at Kong Shangxian, the Holy Father of Nayan.

Xue Bian was overjoyed in his heart, and he said in his heart that this kid was really on the road, and when he came back, he could inquire about the number of roads, but he could make friends. How did he know that I was naturally the way, otherwise how could I be the judge who decided his life and death?

That Kong Shangxian's face turned blue with anger, and he wanted to have a seizure on the spot, but after thinking about it again, it was clear that he was rude first, and it was normal for this kid to treat himself lightly, so many people next to him were watching, plus the governor Yang Ben'an was still holding a high pestle on it, if he was too much, he was afraid that his face would not look good. So he had to snort sullenly and sat down on the right seat of the lower head.

After the two of them sat down, Xue Bian and I exchanged a few more polite words, and then turned around and returned to their seats. When I turned my head, my eyes touched Yang Ben'an slightly, but they quickly separated, but we both saw joy in each other's eyes.

When everyone sat down, the music sounded, and two teams of green-clothed maids stepped on the music point and floated out of the back compartment. It was none other than someone else, but it was Qinglian and Yuhe, who I taught in person, who were different, wearing a red and purple dress. Coupled with the deliberate dressing, it looks particularly enchanting. And then again, these two women have been in their teens for ten years, and they should have been married to women for many years in ancient times, and they have more mature charm on their bodies, but they are more attractive than the young girl.

Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian's eyes were straight! Although the two have a big family and a big business, they are in the township after all, how many beauties do they have to choose? Although the quantity is quite large, the quality is unbearable. What's more, I taught each other so much yesterday, and the two girls learned finely, so naturally there are more styles that are difficult for country girls to dream of. This appearance caused Xue and Kong to sit unsteadily, for fear that these two women would fall into someone else's seat.

But just as they wished, the two beauties who had taken their souls away were sitting beside them. Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian were overjoyed for a while, overjoyed. After Qinglian and Yuhe sat down, they poured a large glass of wine for the two of them, and brought it to their mouths. The eyes of the two of them narrowed into a line, at this time, Mo said that it was wine, it was poison, and it was estimated that the two of them would not say a word!

After drinking three glasses in one go, the two of them drank and the heat surged, and smelled the aroma of these two women was extremely attractive, and there was an urge to hold back when they saw it. Yang Ben'an coughed heavily and cleared his throat again, Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian held back and looked back at Yang Ben'an.

But I heard Yang Ben'an say: "Xue and Kong are two virtuous brothers! These two women are singers who have been raised in my family since childhood. However, although the two of them are called singers, in fact, I have always regarded them as my own and have always been raised as girls. After a pause, his eyes glanced at the two girls lovingly, and Fang continued: "However, since they are destined for the two virtuous brothers, let them wait for the two virtuous brothers, but ask for a future without worrying about food and clothing!" Qinglian, Yuhe, but you have to wait for the two adults, your future will fall on them! ”

Qinglian and Yuhe immediately softened their voices and said shyly and timidly: "Yes!" But they both poured another glass of wine for the "future master" in front of them! Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian heard that Yang Ben'an had the intention of giving the two of them away, knowing that Yang Ben'an was for the sake of clearing the land, but for the sake of the beauty in front of them, it was worth taking a step back! So he had no scruples, and he seemed to be more and more unable to control himself, wishing that he would pull them into the room and eat quickly!

At this moment, Yang Ben'an spoke: "Two virtuous brothers, there is still something to discuss for brothers!" ”

Xue Bian seemed to react more slowly, and before he could answer, Kong Shangxian said impatiently: "Isn't it just about Qingzhang Land?" I am willing to pay 300 acres of land tax! If nothing else, I'll take my leave! ”

It can be seen that the "condiments" we put in the wine have taken effect, and this Kong Shangxian has become more and more unable to control his behavior, words and deeds, and Yuhe also smiled coquettishly at this time, but said unrelentingly: "Master Kong, Yuhe is such a big person, but it is only worth 300 acres of tax burden, and it is embarrassing to say it!" ”

Seeing that the time had come, I secretly shouted "good jade lotus" in my heart! He said: "Although Master Kong is rich, he is only Erer, three hundred acres is the limit, are you still not satisfied?" He is not Lord Xue, how can he take out so much? ”

Xue Bian was pleasantly surprised by this, he and Kong Shangxian are known as the two tigers in Shandong, and their desire has always been to suppress each other everywhere, but the two sides are far away, and they can't see each other once in a year or two, so where can they suppress each other? Coming here today, although it's not a happy thing, but this little Qin is really interesting, several times to give himself a long face, cool!

So Xue Bian laughed a few times, pointed at me with red eyes, and said, "Master Sun! Sun Qincha! Brother Sun Xian! You know me best! His Kong family only paid 300 acres of tax burden by saving chicken feathers and dusters, and I, Yang Wuhou, Xue Bian, paid 1,000 acres of tax burden! ”

When Qinglian heard this, she screamed excitedly, and immediately threw herself into Xue Bian's arms, and she was coquettish, which made Xue Bian even more excited, and she couldn't stop laughing.

But Yuhe was angry, snorted, left Kong Shangxian, and said indignantly: "Our sisters have been fair in everything since childhood, why do you want to go to someone's house, but you are superior?" Qinglian is worth a thousand! I'm worth three hundred! Hum! As he spoke, he turned his head away, but he didn't look at Kong Shangxian.

Speaking of which, I want to talk about it here, the thing we put in the wine of the two of us is a stimulant for the Toei Iga ninja, and it is mixed with some "things", plus some fur seal oil, this wine is hot, and any man who drinks it will be dizzy and crazy, because this medicine is directly aimed at the nerves, and it is difficult for people to control themselves at all. In addition, there are also a lot of "goods" in the incense of the two girls' clothes, and Xue Bian and Kong Shangxian, who are hooked, are extremely excited! And because of the special identities of the two, they can be far ahead of others, and they are still far apart, and they can't affect others at all.

Wine, medicine, women, plus new hatred and old hatred, grievances are intertwined, where can Kong Shangxian stand it, pulling the collar of Yuhe and shouting: "His Xue family will give out 1,000 acres, and I will give 2,000 acres!" ”

Without waiting for others to answer, I snorted and sneered: "With you, can you afford two thousand acres?" Do you still say that you are Brother Xue? ”

Xue Bian was almost crazy with joy, and the two fingers in his right hand poked and poked at Kong Shangxian and said with a smile: "Don't pee and take care of yourself!" Just rely on you to collect the rags and sell all the way, and you deserve to fight with me! After speaking, he turned his head to look at me, and laughed: "Brother Sun Xian! If this guy rises 2,000 acres, I will produce 4,000 acres! But I'm done with you, brother! ”

I laughed and said, "Brother! But don't compare with him so much, compare with him, lose your identity! ”

Xue Bian stood up with joy, and was about to come over to clink glasses with me with a wine glass, and muttered: "What Brother Xian said is true!" Let's drink! Sitting at the same table with him Kong Shangxian, that is a self-surrendering identity! ”

When Kong Shangxian heard this, the ignorance in his heart became more and more vigorous, and he only felt that his head was "booming", as if a mountain torrent had burst the embankment! He couldn't control himself anymore, pulled out the saber at his waist, and stabbed at Xue Bian's heart!

Seeing this, I shouted: "Brother Xue be careful! Immediately pounced forward and grabbed Xue Bian's arms tightly! I used the soft breath gong to press this time, Xue Bian wanted to hide the sword behind his back, but he was also pressed by me and couldn't move! Seeing that the sword arrived, I pretended to pull Xue Bian, but in fact, I stumbled under my feet, and pushed Xue Bian diagonally in the direction of the sword edge!

only heard a "poof", and the sword pierced Xue Bian's back heart!