"Poor Dao pinched his fingers, your eyes are red now, your hands are holding your phone, maybe there is only five percent of the electricity left, but you are 'in a hurry' and can't find the charging cable...... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, young people, don't be sad, don't be afraid, Poor Dao has already calculated a hexagram for you, you just jerked off too hard just now, and the wire fell under the bed......"

Li Yun is an online author, as an author, he has to interact with readers well, no, in the middle of the night, he still has to remember that he is not a good reader, so he posted the above paragraph in the group.

I saw that the originally lifeless group was as lively as a pot in an instant.

", it's the group leader who cheated the corpse, three times out of the water, hey, don't really say it, this guy is a god, you know if the charging cable falls under the bed? Bad old man, bad drips are very ......"

"Amitabha, what can I guess, it seems to be ** before the stroke, the holy Buddha after the stroke, the old man has entered the sage mode, what is the use of charging this mobile phone?"

"Hey, hey, you're a bad old man, you can't think of it, you're wrong...... Will I tell you out loud that Lao Tzu is squatting in the pit? Don't ask, voyeurism is so good-looking, forget how long to squat, legs numb can't go back to the bed......"

"Landscape dog thief, don't bother me to cultivate immortals, the weather is cold, I just want to die in the bed!"

"As soon as the thunder sounded in the sky, Lao Tzu appeared on the stage, tattooed someone Zhou, and never worked as a worker."

"Can't mess with it, can't mess with ......"

"Shanshui, Shanshui, excuse me, this Sunday - are you free?"

"Don't run away from the dog thief landscape, update it quickly, you've been pretending to be dead for more than half a year......"

"Let me update?" Li Yun smiled coldly. "It's impossible to update, it's impossible to update in this life, there's a kind of you go to me to edit Huya, see what she can do to me?"

After he finished typing this sentence 'on his toes', he felt that these secondary readers had nothing to do with themselves, but in a state of mind, he felt a little scared for some reason, thought about it, withdrew the message, retyped it again, and deleted the sentence 'There is a kind of you going to me to edit'.

"Really fragrant ......"

A female reader bubbled out, typing out despise his indecency for not daring to provoke the editor.

……

At this time, the night is blurry, and the sky is full of stars.

Li Yun couldn't sleep in the tent, so he simply turned over and sat up, and typed to the group of friends: "You can't imagine it, at this time tonight, the old man is on the bank of the Yellow River, and I want to go back by the wind, and the magnificent mountains and rivers ......"

The last two lines of the poem are obviously put together randomly, it is difficult to see a trace of literary brilliance, and there is no point in the topic, no wonder he has always written books just to hit the street.

But many readers didn't care about this, and instead messed up again.

Someone said: ", how did you go to the Yellow River?" Although you will get out of the water after three clicks, you can't think about it, we all know that it is a fact that you hooked up with a female reader, and you can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River. ”

"It's just, a bad old man, very bad, impure in writing books, specializing in hooking up with my sister-in-law."

"Dog thief landscape, is it on the edge of the Yellow River now? There's a kind of you jump one, and the Silver Alliance leader walks up......"

"Walk Up +1"

“+2”

“+3”

“+10086”

"Upstairs, how much does the telecom give you, I 10010 out three times ......"

……

……

"You ......"

Li Yun only felt that his back molars rattled, and he almost fainted by these second-class readers.

He tried to inhale for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and typed, "Don't guess, Lao Tzu doesn't jump the Yellow River, and he hasn't slept with female readers...... Let's tell the truth, I'm preparing to write a supernatural cultivation of immortals and fantasy love history through the masterpiece, a book into a god, preaching platinum, dog thieves, cheers, the so-called literature comes from reality, the old man explores the Yellow River at night, I heard that there is a legend of the Yellow River giant tortoise, hehehe, I'm going to go on a field trip, and write a huge work with this beginning......"

"Phew, it's still a huge book, you can have an average order of 500, count me as losing."

"The widow thinks that he can order a maximum of 400."

"300, no more!"

"More than 200, my live broadcast day five electric fans ......"

……

The sound of the Yellow River in the distance was like thunder, and the night wind blew the tent violently, Li Yun was so angry that the readers' hearts and livers hurt, so he simply typed the last line of words and snorted coldly: "Wait, when the widow finds the Yellow River giant turtle and writes a huge volume, I will blind your titanium alloy dog eyes......"

The reader immediately countered: "Whatever you write, subscribing to one chapter counts me as losing." ”

"Count you ruthless!"

Li Yun's face turned blue.

As the saying goes, if you don't slap people in the face, there is no such reader in the world, look at other readers, and then look at your own readers, Li Yun shook his head, feeling that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys were all hurting.

He viciously shut down the readership and got up and walked out of the tent.

And then

The next moment.

He sat on the ground with a butt in fright.

……

The night is blurry!

What did he see?

Two large lantern-like eyes.

It was a mountain-like figure, a head the size of a millstone, lying there quietly, looking at Li Yun quietly.

This which is this?

"Yellow... Yellow River giant tortoise ......"

Is there really a giant tortoise in the Yellow River?

The old turtle was as high as a mountain, and suddenly opened his mouth and spit out a bead, and the bead floated in the air and flew into Li Yun's mouth with a whoosh.

Li Yun suddenly fell unconscious.

Only the sound of Lun sounded in his mind, as if he sighed thousands of years ago: "Go back to the past, change my calamity, the emperor of the present dynasty has an order, and the founding animals are not allowed to become sperm, Xiaoyou, please help me......"

Before the words fell, there was a rainbow light, swept the air, and swept the river.

The place suddenly became silent, and Li Yun and the giant tortoise disappeared at the same time.

In the chat group, a group of readers who stayed up late to cultivate immortals were still asking: "Shanshui? Out of the water under the mountain? Are you there? Is it still there? ”

It's a pity that Li Yun can't answer anymore.

"Bad old man, diving again, I don't know when he will ...... next time he cheats the corpse"

"You say, he really went to find the Yellow River giant tortoise?"

"Sick in the head!"