Chapter 280 "Suicide by Throwing Yourself into the River"
Chapter 280: Suicide by throwing himself into the river
The red old face was covered with embarrassing tears, and Ah Zhenzhen ignored the calls, gritted his teeth and ran away. Buried in his head and rushed to the shore of the West Lake, a barren in the cold night, he stood on the shore panting and watched the surging West Lake, thinking that he would drill in and out of the bottom of the sea when he was young, can the surging West Lake drown himself?
"Mom, woo......" I don't know why I miss my mother so much tonight, how old was he when my mother died? Eight or nine? Why can't I remember my mother's kind face?
"Woo ......" In the dead of night, Ah Zhen knelt on the shore of the West Lake, holding his big head and burying it in the grass, as if he heard the laughter of his friends after his mother's death.
"Look, he's a wild kid without his mother's discipline, let's not play with him." It was the first time that after his parents died, his grandmother took him back to his hometown and transferred to another school.
"Lin Azhen, tomorrow there will be a parent-teacher meeting and call your father or mother to come." When the teacher said this, all the students laughed, this is a wild child without parents.
"You go away, you stink to death." It was his tablemate, a very beautiful little girl, but she always frowned at herself, and he had wanted to befriend her, but it had caused more humiliation.
He hated his school, hated the end of school in the afternoon, and every time he came home from school, he would pass by a small drum and a low stone house with a land lord, and the classmates who laughed at him would wait for him there, laughing at him for digging oysters with his grandmother, laughing at him for not having parents, laughing at him for always being dirty and losing, laughing at him for being poor. But he couldn't beat them, because grandma would cry, and they would tear up his homework, and he would tell the teacher, who would beat him harsher, because wild children without mother's discipline are the easiest to lie.
"Woo woo woo ......" buried on the ground, the more I think about it, the more sad I become, tears and snot are all over my face, he is sensible when there is only one relative in the world, it is not enough to be filial to this old man, this kind old man has also left him, what prime minister, what king, he doesn't want anything, he just wants a warm home, there is a father and a mother at home, even if his mother teaches himself a lesson with bamboo sticks, he is willing, even if he is poor, he lives by picking up garbage, he has no regrets.
After crying for a long time, Ah Zhen raised his head suddenly, looked up at the night and scolded: "Why? Why, God, if you really want to make up for it, send me back and let my father, mother, and grandmother come back to life. ”
"Fuck!" The night was silent, Ah Zhen cursed, got up from the grass tremblingly, wiped the snot and tears on his face, turned his pace and ran towards the ferry.
Crying all the way, in the dark I saw a large number of merchant ships floating and sinking on the ferry, and the river did not know whether it was turbulent or not, and found an open space, my mother was my mother, my mother-in-law was my mother-in-law, my mother-in-law couldn't replace my mother, he didn't have a mother when he was very young, what did you expect? What are you looking forward to? It's ridiculous.
"Porphy ......" jumped into the river, and a bone-chilling cold instantly paralyzed his limbs, he was originally a damned person, and he should be glad that he had lived so long.
The soldiers who were quietly guarding the water mouth, hearing the sound of falling water in the dark night, looked at each other suspiciously, turned their heads neatly to a hundred generals, and shouted: "Head, it seems that someone has fallen into the water?" ”
It's so quiet at night, the sound of falling into the water is so loud, and Mr. Bai is not a dead person, of course he heard it, and turned his head to scold his subordinates: "In the middle of the night, the sound of falling into the water is so loud, when I hear it, the whole person plunges into the river, what is falling into the water?" This is suicide by throwing yourself into the river, but you are still sailors, don't you understand such a little common sense? ”
The shame of the soldiers being scolded is worthy of being an old sailor, and there is really a set. A pawn timidly stepped forward with a spear, "Head, can you save it?" ”
"Look at it, eighty percent of those who will commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river are their mothers, and it must be that Wang Balamb who lost her, and she threw herself into the river."
"Absolutely, definitely!"
There was no show in the cold night, and it was not bad to be able to see the mother's door, and the soldiers vigorously agreed with the very thoughtful boss, and a large number of people walked to the open area to watch first.
"Huh!" As soon as he approached, Mr. Bai sighed, and scolded for his wrong judgment: "It turned out to be a young man, and eighty percent of his friends in the courtyard were redeemed by someone before throwing himself into the river." ”
All the sailors cast a disdainful look at the boss, thinking that everyone looked like him, and at first glance he knew that he was a nerd who read books and read stupidly. Without waiting for the boss to speak, a dry sailor stretched out his spear into the river, but fortunately all the river basins were frozen, and the water flow was not large.
Ah Zhen's cold heart floated on the surface of the river, lying on the surface of the river with a mournful face, listening to the soldiers on the shore, he snorted and turned to the side to scold: "Call a hair?" ”
When the soldiers saw the young man lying in the river, he suddenly turned over and cursed, and they all shouted: "Still alive!" ”
"Nonsense!" This time, Ah Zhen didn't speak, and Mr. Bai had already raised his voice and scolded: "After jumping down for a while, he will automatically float, proving that he can dive, and the itching in his body carries him up, and you are still sailors, so you don't know how to mix with me with such a little common sense." ”
After scolding the people below, Mr. Bai squatted on the shore and persuaded: "Young man, even if the girl in the courtyard is ransomed, you don't have to commit suicide. ”
"Huh?" I didn't expect to be ashamed and sad just now, but now that I heard this persuasion, Ah Zhen suddenly remembered Ting'er, Pian'er, and Min'er, and her mother's figure immediately flew away from her head, which really responded to the old saying that there is a daughter-in-law but no mother. Wiping the tears on his face, he swam to the shore and said, "Master Jun, thank you." "If he dies, it would be strange if Ting'er and the others didn't die with him, it was really dangerous to be vulnerable.
"Come!" Mr. Bai persuaded him to get his life back, and he was very happy, pulled him out of the water with both hands, and said in amazement: "On such a cold day, you can really jump." ”
Soaking in the water will heat up, this ashore Ah Zhen froze and didn't feel it, his teeth chattered, he rubbed his stiff limbs violently and trembled: "The river of Hangzhou...... The river is also ...... Not really...... Don't freeze, I'm ...... I skip the ...... Swelling...... Bohai, that's ...... It's enough to call it enough...... Energetic enough. ”
"Your uncle!" Hearing the jump in the Bohai Sea, Mr. Bai admired the bodyless to the ground, and rubbed his stiff legs with both hands, and said: "How about it, as soon as I jumped in the river, it was frozen at first, and it was warm after a while, and now I am up to death, right?" ”
"You...... What are you...... Nonsense. Trembling, he took out the seal letter from his bosom, "Give ...... I'll show you something good, if you ...... If you know, you must ...... Scared fart...... Urine flow. ”
Mr. Bai took it suspiciously, opened the seal bag and picked up the tiger talisman to look left and right, feeling that this piece of jade was very good, and it was not cold in the cold weather, but also warm and emitted heat. I couldn't see why, so I asked suspiciously: "Little brother, where did you touch this jade seal?" It's weird that it's not cold when it's soaked in water, but it heats up! ”
The limbs regained consciousness, and Ah Zhen cracked his mouth and said, "Master Jun doesn't understand, right?" This jade is called Hetian jade, you look at the lines on the jade, it is clearly organized, and the lines on the right side of the jade seal are consistent to seamless. He raised his hand and pointed to the tiger talisman on the jade and said: "This tiger head is lifelike, it is not something that ordinary craftsmen can carve, it has to be polished and polished by sixty-six top craftsmen, and it took seven days and seven nights to create, and there is only one piece in the world, I took it out of the emperor's pocket." ”
"What?"
"Bang Bang ......"
"Porphy ......"
When the soldiers who were vying to touch the word heard this, they trembled in fright, and the tiger talisman passed down from one of their hands to the ground, and then rolled down the river with a grunt.
"Hey, hey!" Seeing the tiger talisman rolling down the river, Ah Zhen put up a sad smile, raised his eyebrows lightly, took out two more talismans from his arms, opened the dragon talisman seal bag and explained: "You see, this one has a dragon head, and the tiger head is the same." Then he said: "Although this piece is not carved with a dragon and a tiger, the lines are relative to the left side of the jade seal, and there are only four big characters printed on it." ”
"Heavenly ...... ...... of the Son of Heaven The Slaughter? When Mr. Bai heard it, he pointed at him in fright and stammered: "You...... You are ...... every day ......"The two gods in the back choked on each other and couldn't speak.
"Congratulations, you got it right." Tie the dragon talisman and the matching ribbon, stand up, hehe looked at the hundred stupid brains, pointed to the river and said: "You lost my tiger talisman just now, if you can't find it, it's not a joke!" ”
The soldiers with weak legs heard the word tiger talisman, and they foamed at the mouth, and they didn't even have time to kowtow, and hundreds of people jumped into the cold river one by one.
Watch a dry sailor drill in and out of the river, and Ah Zhen squatted on the shore with his chest crossed to command. "The water is flowing in that direction, it must be washed over there, look for it!"
With this burst of shouts, hundreds of sailors spit water and dived into the water to look for it, everyone was frozen with blue lips, frightening mouth foaming at the mouth, I don't understand how to commit suicide in the river with the gods, and even took out the tiger talisman to play with them if they didn't die, isn't this their old life? They are a little pawn, where can they play the tiger talisman!
Hell, Mr. Bai, who ran away, led two half-dressed generals very quickly, and the three of them walked fast, and in the blink of an eye, they arrived in front of Ah Zhen, who was squatting on the shore and commanding, and knelt down with a bang, "See Xiangye, Xiangye Wan'an!" ”
"Found it!" As soon as the general next to him finished paying homage, there was a shout of surprise in the river, and then a large cheer sounded.
Seeing that he found it, Ah Zhen smiled, stroked his chin and nodded: "Sure enough, it's on that side, Lao Tzu is worthy of being a god of heaven, and nothing can escape my calculations." ”
A thousand generals and a deputy general under the command of the Jiangnan Navy Division knelt on the ground at a loss, and when they heard Xiangye's boasting, a row of sweat slipped on their foreheads, and they looked at the palm raised in the river, and were surprised to see that it was indeed a tiger talisman, so they quickly lowered their heads and didn't dare to make a sound, and couldn't figure out why Xiangye suddenly appeared in Hangzhou, it was really elusive.
As soon as the soldiers went ashore, they found the soldiers of the tiger talisman, and knelt down in front of the leader: "Knock to see Xiangye, Xiangye Wan'an!" ”
Seeing that all of these soldiers were shivering, Ah Zhen smiled inwardly, took back the tiger talisman from the soldier's hand, took out a silver ticket and handed it to him, and said: "It's okay, I'll invite my brothers to eat and drink this money, and go to be on duty." ”
"Thank you!" The soldier held the silver ticket in his hand, did not dare to refuse, did not dare to look at him, thanked him in unison, the cat got up, bent his legs and retreated to the water mouth, until he retreated far away, then stood up and ran back to his original position to guard, everyone was cold like a person thrown into the ice kiln, secretly complaining bitterly.