Chapter 295: Eat All Alley, Up
Chapter 295: Eat All Alley, Up
"What a rich man!" Tang Zhilan covered her little lips and chuckled, and after laughing, she asked, "Do you have any proposals for that little duck?" ”
"I just came to Jinling, and I will fall when I walk, where will I have good advice." Ah Zhen waved his hand and said with a smile: "You are the head snake of the ground, where you say to go to Hey Pi, go to Hey Pi." ”
Tang Zhilan didn't know what Hey Pi was, but she also knew that he had just arrived, Xiao Ya touched the tender lower jaw with her hand and thought about it, raised her eyes and proposed: "Then let's go to the Eat All Alley and eat it all?" ”
"Okay." Ah Zhen invited his hand: "You lead the way, I don't know what to eat." ”
"Good!" Speaking of doing it, Tang Zhilan Xiao Jinlian led the way in the direction of Wuyi Lane, and said as she walked: "Tongshi Lane is in Tianjing Street, and legend has it that there used to be a well, and the water in the well could cure all kinds of diseases, so it was called Tianjing Street." It is very lively, all are satin and leather shops, there are very, very many travelers, there are several alleys densely covered with strange snacks from the north and south, so everyone calls to eat the alley. ”
"I see, that's a blessing." It was noon in half an hour, and Ah Zhen drank a bowl of white porridge and swallowed two steamed buns in the morning, and his stomach growled, and his old face shone brightly, and he had the momentum of rolling these lanes.
Tang Zhilan led the way, her eyes glanced at his face, and she was as handsome and elegant as the storyteller said, especially the casual atmosphere that made people want to get closer, and asked in surprise: "Little duckling, don't you think the stall is dirty?" ”
"Chicken, you're not right to say that." The pan face that wants to eat all the alleys swayed vigorously, and he said with great experience: "People will get sick if they eat whole grains, but everyone will get sick after eating unclean things from the stalls." In fact, it is not, the stall is made and sold, and the kitchen is right in front of you, and it is clear whether it is dirty or not. If you really want to say dirty, the inn is dirty, and if they use rat meat as pigeon meat, you don't know. "As long as there is no oil out of the ditch, how dirty can it be?
"Gross!" Tang Zhilan heard him say that the mouse acted as pigeon meat, and she felt sick to her stomach for a while, covered her lips and exaggeratedly said: "The taste is different, where can there be such a fish-eyed thing, don't scare people." ”
"I don't lie to you." Ah Zhen nodded cautiously, raised his hand and explained: "I caught the mouse, removed the black hair, and the hind legs were mixed and dissected, which is two pigeon legs, this is a real thing, if you want to eat pigeons in the future, you have to watch it freshly made, otherwise you don't know if you eat the mouse legs one day." ”
Tang Zhilan was already disgusted by what she heard, and after fantasizing about it again, she almost threw it up, covering her lips with one hand and waving vigorously with the other, "Don't say it again, it's disgusting." ”
"Hahaha......" Looking at her discoloration, Ah Zhen laughed happily, and said in his heart: There is even more disgusting grin, say it to ensure that you will become a sheep and only eat grass from now on, it is not right to think about it, the grass is not safe, it seems that you can only become a fish and drink boiled water.
The two brothers and sisters chatted while walking, the road became very short, after Xuanwu Lake, after Wuyi Lane, after Qinglong Street, from Nancheng to Xicheng, shuttling through the aisle and people flow buildings, came to a sealed well, and stepped into Tianjing Street, Ah Zhen's big mouth has been talking, keep talking, and the more he talks, the more excited he looks.
Listening to him talk eloquently from the Gongyuan to Tianjing Street, Tang Zhilan secretly wondered: It is said that women have long tongues, but the heavenly machine around him does not lose women's tongues, he has been talking for nearly half an hour, isn't he thirsty?
also said that Ah Zhen was indeed a little thirsty, and his bragging mouth was closed together, and he raised a finger and said, "So, I was urged by the boss to come to Jinling." ”
Tang Zhilan already knew his details, and she didn't believe his nonsense at all, so she smiled and deliberately asked: "Then what does your boss do for a living?" ”
"A loan shark." Without thinking about it, the bull blew that the emperor's profession was no different from usury.
"Loan shark?" Tang Zhiruo had never heard such a word, and looked up to him in confusion, "What is usury?" ”
At this time, there was no loan shark, he thought for a while and said: "It is to borrow a lot of people's money, and then sit and wait for the interest to roll over, if you borrow one or two from my boss, you have to pay back two taels in three days, you don't pay it back in three days, and you have to pay back four taels in six days, and so it keeps rolling." ”
"Such a high profit?" Understood, Tang Zhilan was speechless, and then thought that he was messing around, rolled her eyes up slightly, and asked with a smile: "Then isn't your boss very rich?" ”
"It's not just money." Ah Zhen cast a stupid hat at him with disdainful eyes, and raised a big thumb and praised: "His eldest master is the richest in the world, but he just picks the door tightly." ”
Tianji Shenxiang really dared to say anything, Tang Zhilan laughed in her heart, hid her smile and asked seriously: "Then are you going to collect profits for the boss?" "I don't know what else he's going to brag about.
"It's not." The big head shook lightly, and he said solemnly: "The one who collects the money is a short, short, fat and fat old man with a round face very similar to the land prince, this old man has been sitting and settling accounts every day since the first day of the new year, counting until the next Chinese New Year's Eve, and there are a group of very good profit collectors under his hands, whether it is threats, intimidation, splashing paint, killing, or arson, as long as they go out, there is no one who cannot receive the account." ”
"Puff......" Tang Zhilan couldn't help it, this short and fat old man with a round face who looked very much like the land lord was her grandfather, and he could really blow the appearance of the heavenly machine, what kind of threats and intimidation, murder and arson, he could really break blindly.
"Hehe......" Seeing the chick laughing so happily, Ah Zhen's big mouth was cracked to the root behind his ear, in the eyes of the people, the official was originally fierce and evil, describing them as villains who collected usury and praised them.
Tang Zhilan smiled for a long time, her eyes flashed a touch of cunning, and she asked with a smile: "Then your boss has such a batch of experts, what are you doing?" ”
"Ugh! That's a good question. Ah Zhen pretended to nod deeply, raised his index finger and said: "Originally, my boss was the only one in this territory who lended usury, but this industry is very profitable and the competition is fierce, so my boss set up a department called 'relevant departments'." When the words fell, he smiled and pointed to himself, "I am the head of this department, and I am dedicated to solving incurable problems for the boss." ”
"The authorities?" Tang Zhilan was puzzled and didn't know how to ask: "What is the relevant department?" ”
"It's a very powerful department, and it can solve any problem." He stepped forward and patted his chest and said: "If there is trouble, the boss will say to find the relevant departments; If something happens, find the relevant departments to deal with it; As long as something happens, I, the relevant department, will be effective. ”
Tang Zhilan thought that he could go into battle to defend against the enemy, and Wen could govern the Chao Zhengang, and he was really a relevant department specializing in the treatment of incurable diseases, so she praised her head: "Little duckling, you are so powerful, it's very hard to be the head of this relevant department, right?" ”
"Of course." What did you ask, he lowered his shoulders and sighed miserably: "I'm tired, I told the boss several times that I wouldn't do it, but the boss was angry, so he stuffed the daughter of his family who couldn't marry to me, and then patted me on the shoulder and said that everyone is a relative, do it well." ”
Syncope! Tang Zhilan stumbled, and almost shouted that Princess Bao would not be able to marry there, she bit her lip hurriedly, her cunning eyes turned around, and she pointed at him and scolded: "Little duckling, you are really dishonest, yesterday there were two ladies, just now they became three, and now they run out of the boss's daughter, thick!" It's really bad. ”
Oh no, I was in a hurry to confess to the princess. Ah Zhen turned his eyes, and hurriedly waved his hand to clarify: "This was forced by the boss, I don't admit it, but I didn't return it because of the boss's face, and when I am not the head of the relevant department, I will return her, I can't count it as my wife." ”
Tang Zhilan squinted at him, and was extremely puzzled, Princess Bao is so beautiful as a flower, gentle and virtuous, art leads the king, and is talented and flattering, isn't he tempted at all? Last time, he had people beat gongs and drums to inform the world of his resignation, and now he has no home to return to, which is really strange.
Ah Zhen's scalp was numb from her interrogative eyes, and she secretly thought about the bull she bragged all the way, admitting that there was no loophole, how could the chick look at herself with such a suspicious gaze? A big sweat slipped through his head, and he asked weakly, "What's wrong with the chicken?" ”
"Nope." It was really hard to think about it, Tang Zhilan withdrew her gaze from his handsome face, thought about it as she walked, and asked casually: "Little duckling, did you sleep in the kennel last night?" Why does it stink so much? ”
Don't talk about her, Ah Zhen himself feels that the smell of stinky feet on his body is very strong, of course the little chicken is eldest lady will not ask so rudely, and now hearing her ask like this, my heart is happy for a while. If you ask so rudely, it means that they are already friends, and only friends will ask, right?
"Haha......" shyly picked at his head, and said as a matter of course: "Didn't I just say that I was urgently called back to Jinling by the boss?" Originally, I was working in the north and south, and I didn't have a house in a hurry, and I accidentally lost my money, so I was able to save money. After the words fell, he hurriedly continued: "When my family comes back in two days, I will have money, and it will not be so stinky by then." ”
Obviously, there is a mansion with mountains of gold and silver at home, I don't understand what he is thinking, Tang Zhilan was speechless for a while, and pierced his lies: "Didn't you say that the boss married his daughter to you?" How can there be no house and no money, duckling, you are too dishonest. ”
"How could that be the same." Ah Zhen hurriedly defended himself: "This woman was forced by the boss, although the boss Akari gave me the house and money, but in general, it is not the daughter's dowry?" Besides, the boss's daughter hates me, and I don't want to marry her, so everyone has their own way, and when I am not the head of the relevant department, the accounts will not be entangled. ”
Hearing this, the little golden lotus in front of the leader stopped, Tang Zhilan turned to stare at him in surprise, and asked, "Shouldn't you want to leave or take her away?" Won't this ruin her life? How do you let her spend the rest of her life? ”
She stopped, Ah Zhen also had to pause, strangely looked at the chick's slightly angry face, I don't know where she touched her scales, and waved her hand to defend with a smile: "What can't ruin your life, chicken, what you said is too serious, she and I are shallots with tofu, one is innocent, one is innocent, she will naturally marry someone else when I leave, and the rest of my life will be very good!" ”