Chapter 92 [If you don't agree, you will smash it]
Li Yun glanced at her meaningfully, and said lightly: "If I want to guess, you shouldn't be an undercover agent, how can there be such a fanfare spy in the world, and he doesn't even know how to change his clothes when he enters another country......
Speaking of this, he paused and said very seriously: "So, you are not an agent. ”
Linglong was secretly happy in her heart, and secretly a little proud.
She went deep into Guanlong this time for two purposes, mainly to find Shizun's children, and the second was to take the opportunity to investigate the situation in the Central Plains.
She has been familiar with the Han people's military books since she was a child, and she knows that the Han people's ideas are complicated, and the more flaws they perform, the less suspicious and vigilant they are.
For example, the oxcart boy in front of him didn't fall for her tricks.
"The Han people of the Central Plains are not all wise-minded people, as long as I Turkic people are good at learning and making good use of them, I can also let them fall into schemes, like this young ......"
The girl's heart became more and more complacent, and the corners of her mouth hooked up a beautiful arc.
I suddenly saw Li Yun smiling, and said leisurely: "Although I guess you are not an agent, you are not a good person like this, if you have to make a judgment, I say that you are clearly a detective." ”
Detective?
The girl's heart froze, and the killing machine flashed instantly.
This word is not in the book, but it was temporarily shaped by Li Yun, although there is no such word, but the meaning of the word can be understood as soon as you hear it.
The atmosphere suddenly became eerie.
A ray of sunlight came from the east and shone on the face of the exquisite and peerless person, but the shadow covered Li Yun, and the two looked at each other calmly.
The Gobi sheep in the back were dazed, holding the big iron lump and being stunned.
The big fool was very curious why his sister and good friend suddenly looked at each other stupidly and didn't speak.
Unbeknownst to him, his sister and his so-called good friend had been verbally exchanging words for several rounds.
The world of the fool is pure and blank, he is not tired of living, but his sister is very tired.
A wisp of morning breeze came suddenly.
Blowing the corners of Li Yun's clothes and blowing the delicate placket.
Suddenly, Linglong smiled coquettishly, her pretty face showed a hint of charm, and she said with temptation: "Brother Tai, do you think I'm beautiful......
This is trying to use a beauty trick!
Such softness, such temptation, if left in the steppe Turks, will inevitably cause men to fight.
Li Yun took a deep breath.
Then he sighed slowly.
He slowly picked up a sledgehammer from the car, looked at Linglong with a strange look, and said with a little regret: "You forced me, I originally wanted to let you go." I warned you a long time ago that I was in a bad mood today and didn't want to see dead people again, but you didn't listen......"
Such a tone obviously didn't hit any beauty tricks.
Delicate and pretty face in a daze.
Suddenly hearing Li Yun's roar, the giant hammer in his hand raised his head to the sky, and shouted: "Listen to the chick on the other side, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, since you seduced me, stay and have a child......"
Bang!
The giant hammer slammed into the ground, and Li Yun's eyes shot a cold heart.
He stared at Linglong and said word by word: "Dismount and tie yourself, and consider yourself a prisoner." ”
Linglong's thin eyebrows furrowed slightly.
Li Yun said again: "As long as you are obedient, I can not kill you." If you dare to say a 'no' word, hehe, Turkic girl, please understand that I am kind-hearted, and my hammer is not kind......"
……
Linglong was dumbfounded.
She looked at the huge pit smashed by the sledgehammer in a daze, and then looked at Li Yun's cold murderous face, and after a long time passed, she said with an incredulous face: "You are willing to attack me?" Have you ever seen a more beautiful woman than me? ”
"Hah!"
Li Yun smiled disdainfully, and said proudly: "Licking the screen for three years, all of them are Diao Chan, I have seen too many big eyes and thin faces, there are a few G PS photos in the D disk, with your appearance, I don't know how many times I have been boring, I want to play beauty tricks, you are still far behind......"
Linglong didn't understand this at all.
But Li Yun didn't give her a chance to ask, and suddenly raised the giant hammer on the ground again, and said in a cold tone: "Get off the horse, tie yourself, my patience is very poor, don't force me to smash you to death." ”
Before he could finish his words, there was a sudden 'click' on the ground.
But it was a ball of cowhide rope thrown on the ground, and Bao'er, who threw the rope, blinked and hid back in the car.
After the little guy threw the rope, his little head poked out of the car again, pulled a big flag as a tiger skin and scared Linglong: "You have to be obedient, my brother can even kill a wild wolf." ”
It was obviously a threat, but the tender voice and tender qi were not lethal, Linglong couldn't help but want to laugh, turned to Li Yun and said, "Brother Tai, you may have made a mistake......
Before the word "will" of the misunderstanding was finished, he suddenly heard Li Yun roar and shouted, and the giant hammer in his hand roared, and he smashed it with a hammer.
It was really said that it would be smashed, and the sledgehammer would be picked up neatly.
is not pitiful and cherishes the jade, and he really doesn't take women seriously.
If this sledgehammer hits a person, it's really no joke......
……
Exquisite eyes, sitting down the jujube red horse neighing and raising its hooves, this BMW is really good, and it actually jumped up and retreated in place.
Rumble!
Li Yun smashed the air with a hammer, and there was another huge pit on the ground.
"How dare you ......"
Linglong's face was pale, and she stared at the giant pit on the ground with palpitations.
If it weren't for the jujube red horse Shenjun's abnormality, the hammer just now would have killed her.
Li Yun laughed, picked up the hammer and let out a long roar, shouting, "Turkic girl, another hammer!" ”
Raise your arm and smash it again.
The giant hammer was still aimed at Linglong, and it seemed that she had to be stoned to death before she was willing.
Roar!
At this time, a roar was heard, and the Gobi sheep roared wildly, and the stupid big man suddenly rode his horse and sprinted, directly blocking in front of the delicate jujube red horse.
The big fool picked up the big iron lump and said angrily: "Bully my sister, stoning you to death......"
happened to catch up with Li Yun's giant hammer.
Bang!
The giant sledgehammer collides with the big iron lump in the air.
It was as if there was a thunderclap on the ground, the eardrums of the people who shook were buzzing, the giant hammer and the big iron lump were splashed everywhere, and the Gobi sheep were directly shocked and flew out.
The stupid big man was still in the air, and the blood in his mouth was no longer spurting out money.
After a few breaths, he heard a rumbling sound in the distance, and he slammed directly into a big tree, and the towering ancient trees he hit shook in clusters.
"Sister......
The big fool slipped down from the trunk of the tree, and shouted from afar, "He has great strength, and my brain hurts." ”
After speaking, he rolled his eyes and fainted.
Can the brain not hurt?
Just now, his head hit the tree directly, and thanks to this kid's talent, if another person crashes into it like this, I'm afraid he will be killed directly.
Linglong's face was pale, and she subconsciously wanted to go to see the Gobi sheep.
Unexpectedly, there was a sudden wind in his ears, but Li Yun picked up a giant hammer from the car, suddenly shook his arm a few times, and said lightly: "You dare to move again, there is no guard to help you ...... this time."
Linglong Huo Ran turned his head, stared at Li Yun and suddenly realized, and said in shock: "Everything you did just now was to attract him to rush out to protect me, you were afraid that you wouldn't be able to hit him, so you said that you were going to stone me to death, you deliberately lied to him to worry about me, only then would he take the initiative to meet your hammer?" ”
Li Yun snorted, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile: "The enemy and I are competing, each with its own means, I don't know how your guard's martial arts are, so I have to use this simplest method, fight hard, no one can fight me." ”
Linglong took a deep breath and suddenly asked, "You've been pretending from the beginning, aren't you?" ”
Without waiting for Li Yun to refute, the girl gritted her teeth and said: "You have been pretending from the first time you saw us, none of what you said is true, you said that you are in a bad mood and do not want to see the dead today, this is relaxing my vigilance, making me think that you are a young man who values affection, you also reminded my guards to change their Han clothes, claiming that they were worried that we would be arrested by the Hundred Horsemen, all of this seems to be kind, but in fact they are acting, you have made up your mind to do it from the beginning......"
"Not bad!"
Li Yun's eyes were cold, staring at Linglong and said: "You think I am a deaf fool, but I don't know that I am talented, when I killed wolves in the mountains and forests just now, who ordered my subordinates to want to sneak attack me, but unfortunately your guard is a fool, he can't understand what you mean, so you changed your way, but it's a pity that you ignored the direction of the wind, and your voice was blown into the mountains and forests." ”
Linglong's face was pale, and she subconsciously said: "My voice is extremely low......"
Li Yun smiled faintly and said, "I have extremely strong ears!" ”