Chapter 566: Cow Poop

Fifty miles east of Luoyang City, there is a very famous restaurant, all the merchants who come to Luoyang from the east can't hurry to close the city 'gate' and enter the city, they will come here to stay overnight. It has also become the best place for people who go out of the city every year to step on the 'spring', and over time, the restaurant is called the 'spring' pavilion.

In the 'spring' season, the business of the restaurant was obviously better than usual, the private room was full, and when Li Huaitang arrived, only the guest table position in the hall was left.

Li Huaitang finally understood Yang Xuanhui's hard work, as delicate as Yang's 'jade' ring, and releasing the 'door' is really worrying, no matter where he goes, it will become the focus and cause a sensation. Even if she was accompanied by a mighty 'flower' messenger like him, she still couldn't stop all kinds of complicated gazes.

The little lady of the 'jade' ring also knew that she was the target of the public, and lowered her head and lowered her eyebrows and carefully stuck to Ailang's side to seek a sense of security.

Li Huaitang chose an inconspicuous corner to sit down, the 'jade' ring girl and the little demon 'girl' accompanied him, and the soldiers sat at the big tables on both sides.

The 'jade' ring lady sat down, her eyes did not dare to look around at random, and she obediently stuck to Ailang's side, so as not to cause annoying eye indecency. She had just experienced an unhappiness with the princes and nobles, and she didn't want anything to happen again.

"Li Lang, don't move." The little lady of the 'jade' ring took out a handkerchief and gently wiped it on his face.

Seeing this, the little devil 'girl' painted a scoop according to the gourd, but the embroidery on her handkerchief was really miserable.

"Don't laugh!" The little devil 'girl' glared at Li Huaitang with disgust. Inspired by the 'jade' ring lady who gave a handkerchief to Ai Lang as a love object, she also 'gave' one and embroidered it by herself. 'Female' red is the first time for her since Pangu opened the world, and for this reason, her fingers have been pricked by needles many times.

The little devil 'girl' couldn't help but say, stuffed the handkerchief into Li Huaitang's arms, and said very seriously: "Don't 'get' to lose it, well, seeing things like thinking about people, your heart will always stick to your heart like 'jade' Sister Huan!" ”

I thought that riding alone with the 'jade' ring would provoke the vinegar of the little devil 'girl', perhaps because she has been favored alone these days and is moistened by the rain 'dew' and feels comfortable, but the little devil 'girl' doesn't seem to care.

What more could a beauty ask for?

Li Huaitang's tenderness was about to be expressed, but he was disturbed by the merchants at the table.

Listening to the accent, several samurai at the table were from the Wa country, and there were still fragments of vulgar Wa language between the words. They pointed to a big red paper on the wall of the big living room and shouted at the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper looked embarrassed and gestured with his fingers.

Li Huaitang looked up curiously, and a few eye-catching black characters on the red paper caught his eye.

The first is the steak noodles, followed by the large steak noodles, and then the light meal......

The shopkeeper came, smiled and nodded and apologized to several widows.

"Humph! You people of the Celestial Empire are too self-righteous, do you think that we Japanese people are easy to bully? The Japanese were very angry, and the Japanese knife slammed on the table, and the threat was strong.

"I know your kanji! We have to eat this today! The leading widow pointed to the red paper on the wall and read aloud word by word: "Ox, big, poop!" ”

Everyone was shocked and thundered, looked up in doubt, looked at the red paper, and suddenly realized.

On the red paper, from left to right:

It's a big cow

Platoon

Rice noodles

Laughing, leaning forward and leaning back. The two beauties were even more happy, covering their mouths and smiling and shaking their shoulders.

"Nani?" The shopkeeper tried to make it clear, but he was frightened by the angry Japanese man, and the sharp sword was on his neck.

"It has to be hot, a big bowl per person, and I can't spare you if I don't have it!"

The shopkeeper stepped back with a bitter face.

"Yo Xi!" The samurai of the Wa Kingdom sat down contentedly and waited for dinner.

"Shhh Beauty! "When looking around, the warriors of the Japanese Kingdom were shocked, and stared at the 'jade' ring girl beside Li Huaitang in a daze.

The leader of the Japanese people, who didn't eat "cow poop", came over, bowed to Li Huaitang, and suddenly disappeared under the table like ninjutsu, and then folded up from under the table again.

The two beauties laughed even more happily, the little devil 'girl' almost laughed, and the 'jade' ring was hunched on Li Huaitang's arm.

"The first warrior of the Great Wa Kingdom, Little Inutaro, please advise!"

The leader of the Japanese people was originally called a little dog.

Li Huaitang sneered, and his murderous aura suddenly rose. Claiming to be the best in the world is tantamount to a deliberate challenge.

However, Li Huaitang misunderstood, and the puppy didn't mean it. In the Celestial Empire, the Japanese people are all inferior, the first is their big tonic 'medicine', one can satisfy their vanity, the other is to arouse the respect of others, of course, the dog has a third purpose, is to win the favor of beauty.

"Please ask the general of the Celestial Empire to make a price and give me this beauty!"

The puppy has always despised beating around the bush, saying what he says and what he thinks in his heart.

The laughter of the 'jade' ring lady suddenly stopped, her pretty face turned red, and her delicate body trembled with excessive anger, which was an insult to her!

"I'm willing to trade five big sea ships for it!" The little dog couldn't feel Li Huaitang's anger, and couldn't wait for the bid, so he couldn't wait to stretch out his five fingers and shake them in front of Li Huaitang.

Five big sea ships are worth a lot of money, in this era, only the technology of the Tang Dynasty can build big sea ships, the status is equivalent to the modern 10,000-ton giant ship, with five big ships, its wealth can be seen. The puppy is confident that this price is enough to impress anyone, although the price is a little bigger, he thinks it is worth it, big ships are often available, and such a beauty of one in a million is rare for a thousand years.

"You have a big ship?" Li Huaitang couldn't bear it, as if he remembered something.

"Li Lang!" The 'jade' ring girl was not happy, and her mouth was coquettish.

Li Huaitang didn't move, and his big hand tightly pinched the beauty's soft twing, giving her confidence.

"Yes, my boats are all at the mouth of the Yalu Water, if you agree to 'handover' the exchange, I can immediately send someone to sail the boat over to 'handover' it." The little dog said as he stared at the little girl with a "color", "fascination" and "fascination".

Li Huaitang carefully examined the puppy. The businessman is dressed up, but the distance between temperament and conversation is more than 108,000 miles.

Pirate!

A flash of thought floated through Li Huaitang's mind.

Those who make a living by buying and selling without capital will not lack horses on land, and there will be no shortage of boats on the sea; Horse bandits used to measure their value by their horses, and pirates used to use sea ships.

The surrounding business travelers saw that Li Huaitang seemed to be interested in selling the fairy-like beauty, and they all 'wanted' to move, especially the rich businessmen who were attracted from the private room by laughter.

"Don't listen to the Japanese people objectively, he slanders you! I have 10,000 yuan of flying money, if I agree objectively......" A wealthy merchant proudly stepped forward, stood beside the Japanese people, and handed Li Huaitang a few gold flying coins.

Li Huaitang stood up, the Han knife was unsheathed, and in a flash, the rich merchant's long beard instantly shortened a lot, and the broken 'hair' floated lightly to the ground.

"If the Japanese want to eat cow poop, will you have a copy too?"

The wealthy businessman was shocked into a cold sweat, stunned like a 'chicken', and the flying money landed unaware.

It just so happened that the shopkeeper served several bowls of hot "cow poop".

"Hu Yijian, as far as the landlord does, please eat the dog!" Li Huaitang waved his hand to the soldiers who had reached the limit of patience.

"Nani?!" The little dog and the other people looked at the "monster" in the tray of the shopkeeper in disbelief, and before they could get mad, Li Huaitang's own soldiers had already pounced, and they punched and kicked fiercely without saying a word.

The first little dog in the country is hard to beat the number of 'legs' with both fists, and is beaten to the point that his face is blue and his nose is swollen and wailing, and the hardest hit is actually the little devil 'girl', who uses the puppy as a trampoline 'bed', jumping up and down......

Several Japanese warriors were quickly subdued.

Han Erlang is tall, and the puppy is like a small 'chicken' in his hand, which is carried in the air, and some soldiers pinch the puppy's mouth, ready to pour a bowl of "cow poop" into it.

"Li Lang!" Yang 'jade' ring didn't dare to look at it, hiding in Li Huaitang's arms and being coquettish, indeed, watching a dog eat feces, for a delicate beauty like her, it is inevitable that it is too disgusting, affecting appetite.

Li Huaitang waved his hand: "Drag it out and feed it!" ”

The whimpering sound was accompanied by a miserable scream floating in the whole hall, seeing that Li Huaitang was powerful and violent, no one dared to look at the 'jade' ring girl anymore, and he didn't dare to squint.

In the hall, in the crowd, there was a resentful gaze that was different from ordinary people, and it 'shot' at Li Huaitang's body like a sharp sword.

Hiderou, I will definitely fulfill my wish for you!

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