Yesterday, I observed Cheng Chuliang's cooking skills on the spot, and Gao Erniang practiced with the remaining ingredients all night, and finally knew how to use an iron pot.

Today, Cheng Chuliang asked Gao Erniang to take charge of the spoon and invited Hou Jing to taste the stir-fry he "invented".

Who knew that the brothers Li Chengqian and Li Ke suddenly visited, and Hou Jing could only go to the corner to wait for stupidity.

There's no way, not everyone is qualified to sit with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and chat nonsense.

That's fate.

Although Li Chengqian and Li Ke are both born by Li Shimin and are the same age, their temperaments are completely different.

After all, the two have different circumstances and have experienced different things.

As the successor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Chengqian was locked up in the East Palace every day to study, and it was difficult to get out of the palace once.

The little bird in the cage is talking about him.

Of course, the two of them came with a mission, and asked Li Shimin what Cheng Chuliang had experienced in the past five days, or in the past five years, whether he had met a fairy.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, His Royal Highness the King of Shu, the two of you are here, it really makes me shine, don't leave at noon, I invite you to dinner."

Although it is taboo to invite people from the royal family to eat at home, since I, Cheng Chuliang, have come, I want to break this outdated feudal concept.

What do you mean by that?

The times are developing, and thinking must also progress, and only by emancipating the mind can we carry forward the past and forge ahead into the future.

Li Chengqian was overjoyed and was in the middle of it.

If you get this kid drunk, make sure he spits out the truth when he is drunk.

Li Ke pouted, "Is your family's food as delicious as the imperial chef's?" ”

"Damn, the kitchen god made it, do you say it's delicious?"

Li Chengqian glared at Li Ke vigorously.

Eat, eat, you know, but don't forget that we came to set the road to light.

Cheng Chuliang didn't have to guess to know the ulterior motives of the two, and he was very cooperative, put away the look of being a hanger, and put on a very stupid, naïve and deceitful expression.

"If I'm not mistaken, the prince and the king of Shu must have come to comfort me, although they didn't bring any gifts, but a broad-minded person like me is not worth it."

"The five days since I disappeared have worried you two, but I have encountered a lot of miraculous things, do you want to listen to me...... Hula said? ”

Hmph, I want you to know that the longest road in the world is my routine.

As long as the routine is deep, whoever takes it seriously.

The first half of Cheng Chuliang's sentence made the two of them full of black lines, but there was one sentence that made them happy in their hearts.

This kid can, he doesn't recruit himself, but he saves a lot of spit.

Next, it is time for Cheng Chuliang's solo performance.

"Spring is blooming, everything is recovering, and it is the season of worship again, the air is full of hormonal smells, and on that vast continent, there is a large number of mammals - single dogs!"

"In order to survive, in order to survive decently, single dogs leave their homes, migrate to big cities, erratic, have no fixed place, others press their goddess under them, and when they enjoy happiness, they can only use their hard-working hands to look forward to a beautiful yearning, but every single dog has a dream."

"The single dogs there talk about dreams the most, some dream of being a big official, some dream of being a local tyrant, some dream of having their own house, and some dream of having a beautiful day every day. They have a daydream, but they naively think that they are dreaming. ”

Li Chengqian heard it in a fog and interrupted Cheng Chuliang.

"I've heard of pugs and big wolf dogs, but I've never heard of single dogs, what kind of dog are you talking about, how do you feel like a human?"

"Nonsense, a single dog is a single!"

Li Chengqian: "......"

Li Ke: "......"

Li Chengqian straightened his body and asked seriously: "Chu Liang, do you have a dream?" ”

Belch...... Why does the picture in front of you feel so familiar?

Fuck your uncle's Li Chengqian, are you laughing at me for being a single dog in my previous life!

You still think of yourself as a life coach!

Are you too embarrassed to ask? Aren't all my dreams eaten by you!

Cheng Chuliang dug his nose very unsightly.

"Of course I have a dream, as a Chinese ...... Belch...... Datang people, if they don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish! My biggest dream is to eat and die! ”

Li Chengqian's brothers were speechless for a while.

Unpromising!

You've lost all the faces of the door!

Cheng Chuliang showed the self-cultivation of an actor very well, and instantly changed to a melancholy face.

"I'm not like you, I was born with a golden key, I don't have a mine at home, if I want to eat and wait for death, I have to work hard to make money."

Li Ke gave him a blank look, "Cheng Laoer, you have changed!" ”

"Have I changed?"

Li Ke nodded vigorously, "You seem to have fallen into the eyes of money!" ”

Cheng Chuliang sighed, thoughtfully, for a long time, before he spit out a sentence: "That's because you don't know what I've experienced!" ”

It's rambling and nonsense, and now it's finally time to cut to the chase.

Li Chengqian and Li Ke straightened their ears and listened quietly.

So what you've been through, just tell me quickly.

"After Master took me over, I lived an inhuman life!"

"I have to get up at 4 a.m. to study, until 10 p.m., and I have to go over the mountains to see a doctor. And the other little brothers and sisters all live so chic, good-looking and rich, either a gold chain or a steering wheel, eat and drink spicy food all day long, have many friends, and are online 24 hours a day, neither need to study nor work, and are so awesome, any piece of clothing has been on top of my salary for several months. And I can only silently look at their circle of friends, like them from time to time, pretend to be very familiar with them, so tired, really ......"

Although they couldn't understand what Cheng Chuliang was talking about, the brothers really felt that he was a little pitiful.

"What did the Venerable Master teach you?"

"Teach a yarn! Let me work every day, but he himself is flirting with his sister and chatting! ”

"Ahem......"

Li Chengqian coughed very badly, and his face turned red.

It's definitely not a good thing to talk about a girl, Cheng Chuliang is so big, and he doesn't have the consciousness of respecting teachers at all.

Li Chengqian was sure that if this word reached his master, Doctor Xu, Doctor Xu, would definitely peel off his skin.

However, at this moment, he found resonance in Cheng Chuliang.

Although his teachers did not let him work, they forced him to memorize all kinds of ancient books and classics every day, and what kind of government should be benevolent in order to achieve world peace......

He was throwing up.

He also wanted to complain about the teacher like Cheng Chuliang and express his grievances, but he didn't dare.

Those teachers are either great Confucians or famous ministers, and he can't afford to mess with any of them.

He is the crown prince, which sounds very awesome, but in fact, he is nothing now, and he is still sitting on pins and needles, and if he is not careful, he may be slaughtered.

For example, his uncle Li Jiancheng, a lesson from the past, the grass on the grave is old and tall.

The ignorant people only saw the brilliance of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince on the surface, and who could understand the bitterness behind it!

This prince is tired!

Cheng Chuliang, as a bachelor who graduated from a bachelor's degree in the 21st century, still has good eyes, and he can see Li Chengqian's strangeness at a glance.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince seems to have something on his mind, but it's okay, I'll treat you to a good meal. I have a cure for a bad mood! ”

"What?" Li Chengqian and Li Ke spoke in unison.

I've heard of a cure for a disease, but I've never heard of a cure for the mood.

Is it because we are lonely and unheard, or is Xu Zhicai and Xu Shenyi's methods too clever?

In these years, who hasn't been in a bad mood, if there is such a miraculous prescription, wouldn't they be happy like a fairy every day!

Cheng Chuliang smiled mysteriously, "It's actually very simple, men and women are in the same mood, three points are destined, and seven points depend on shopping!" ”

"What? Pancake? ”

It's really troublesome to communicate with the ancients, what is an hour? What is Steering Wheel? What is Flirting? What is shopping?

Are you 100,000 whys!

"That's right, baked cakes!"

"Can baked cakes cure diseases?"

Both of them looked at each other in disbelief, are you taking us for fools!

"Looking at the way you two look, you doubt my professionalism, I'll prove it to you!"

The two outstanding young people of the Tang Dynasty were tricked by Cheng Chuliang in this way, and they didn't realize it.