Concubine Yang next to her was already excited, and when she heard this, she hurriedly instigated: "Sister Eldest Sun, it's better to go and have a look, anyway, tonight's matter is already settled, and we are not here to eat and drink." ”

The eldest grandson glanced at the untouched banquet, and said to the group of ladies with a smile: "If you are hungry, you can eat and drink here, and if you want to go out to have a look, you don't have to wait for me to open the banquet." ”

said that he got up in a hurry and chased out of the hospital with the corner of his skirt.

The group of ladies in the back didn't have the heart to eat and drink, and they all chased out together.

Everyone knows that this is the first time that the new generation of Datang God of War has shown his heroic appearance, such a scene has not been encountered in eight lifetimes, and he can blow in the circle of noblewomen for three days after he goes back.

And so!

The yard was empty in the blink of an eye!

……

That night, on the bank of the Weishui River, there was a slight breeze and coolness, and the Tang Dynasty lady was here, and the eldest grandson queen led the onlookers.

But seeing a young man standing in the crowd, holding two hammers that were so big that they didn't speak, Cheng Chumo next to him personally led a war horse, and said with a look of expectation: "Master, sit on it and try it." ”

Li Yun nodded, thought about it for a while, put the hammer on the ground first, then he turned over and jumped on the horse, and then carefully bent down to pick up a hammer.

With just a hammer, I saw the four hooves of the war horse bend sharply.

But this horse is the pride of BMW, and it keeps neighing and trying to stand up straight, as if to say: "Come on, go on, we are BMW, buddy can hold on." ”

"It's good to hold on, it's really a BMW......"

Li Yun was looking forward to it, and couldn't help but bend down and pick up another sledgehammer.

Outcome!

But when he heard a muffled sound, the BMW simply lay down neatly, squirting feces and urine on the back of his buttocks, and bloody blood foam spurted out of his mouth.

Cheng Chumo was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to check the BMW, and suddenly looked at Li Yun with a grin, and said with a frustrated face: "Master, what kind of ass are you, my mount is a bloody BMW, and you actually sat down to death with a butt." ”

Li Yun sat on horseback in a daze.

He looked at another apprentice, Li Chongyi, and subconsciously asked, "I heard that yours is also a royal BMW?" ”

Li Chongyi suddenly shuddered, his brain shook like a rattle, and he didn't admit it: "Impossible, don't ask, you find the next ......"

So Li Yun looked at Yu Chi Baolin with anticipation.

Yu Chi Baolin was more realistic, and he was about to agree when he opened his mouth, but he never thought that a noble lady rushed out of the crowd, and a whip leg directly put her son on the ground.

Then he turned his head and saluted Li Yun apologetically, and said with a little embarrassment: "Crush the royal treasure horse, the matter can be big or small, the children's war horses are all given by His Majesty, and the qualifications are almost the same, since Cheng Chumo's war horse is not good, Yu Chi Baolin's war horse is definitely not good." Master Yun, let's find another way. ”

Li Yun nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly realized who this noble lady was, and said in surprise: "Are you black and white?" ”

The lady was stunned for a moment and said, "What? ”

Li Yun hurriedly shut up and said with a sneer: "I used to hear hearsay. ”

The noble lady sneered, and said with deep meaning: "Is it right to say that our sisters are the scoop of the green forest?" ”

Li Yun coughed lightly twice and pretended to cover up.

In the history of the Tang Dynasty, Wei Chi Jingde met the black and white two clans on the battlefield, the two sisters were equipped with stunts, and they were called female models in the world.

……

The hammer is too heavy, don't think about ordinary mounts, even Cheng Chumo's imperial BMW will be crushed to death, I'm afraid that the entire Chang'an will no longer be able to find a suitable mount.

Everyone present was full of regret, and silently looked at the drum urn and golden hammer in Li Yun's hand.

After a long time passed, Empress Changsun suddenly gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "This palace will go to Your Majesty and get his fist Mao Mao (gua) over......"

Everyone was immediately moved.

Everyone knows that Li Shimin has six peerless BMWs, the fastest one is called Sa Luzi, the one with the strongest endurance is called Telle Biao, the one with good looks is called Qinghu, and the one with the highest bloodline is called Shi Vachi.

The last two BMWs are both good at carrying weights, namely the Fist Hair Truck and the White Hoove, but unfortunately the White Hooves have died of old age, and now only the Fist Hair Rider can carry the weight.

The queen is a person who does what she says, and she turned her head to go back to the palace, but she didn't want someone next to her to reach out to stop her, so she stopped the queen directly.

Among all the ladies present, the only one who dared to be so rude was Mrs. Li Xiaogong, after all, she was the concubine of the prince, and she was still the cousin-in-law of the eldest grandson queen according to her generation.

But seeing that Mrs. Li Xiaogong's face was helpless, she pulled the eldest grandson queen and slowly shook her head and said: "Niangniang doesn't need to try, it's useless, you know the matter of King Zhao of Xifu best, you should know that Your Majesty's fist is not good." ”

Empress Eldest Sun sighed gloomily.

Mrs. Li Xiaogong looked up at the sky and said softly: "In this world, except for thousands of miles of smoke and clouds, no war horse can bear the weight of thousands of catties, it is rumored that there is a jujube red horse in the northern Turks, but it is the mount of the Turkic holy priestess, and the Turks are hostile to us, so the jujube red horse does not need to think about it." ”

"Then the palace will go to Qingcheng Mountain again!"

Empress Eldest Sun suddenly spoke, her eyes resolute and said, "I'll go find the old immortal to help, and ask him to give him another horse." ”

Mrs. Li Xiaogong didn't speak this time, but Concubine Yang gently tugged at the corner of the eldest grandson's clothes, and whispered: "Sister, you have long known that the old immortal is ethereal, and His Majesty has sent a hundred horsemen to inquire many times, and there is no such person on Qingcheng Mountain." ”

The implication is self-evident, it is nothing more than that even if the queen goes, she will run in vain.

The eldest grandson let out a long sigh.

……

At this time, Li Yun slowly stood up from the ground, and suddenly bowed respectfully to the eldest grandson queen, and said with sincere gratitude: "The grass people have thanked Niangniang for their love first, but this matter is obviously unattainable, knowing that there is no hope, why bother with it, there is no mount, there is no mount, it's a big deal, I carry a hammer and fight with people." When others run, I don't chase them, and when others come, I hit them with a hammer. ”

These words made everyone stunned.

Foot combat?

Waiting in place?

What's the difference between that and waiting for a rabbit?

But then again, if Li Yun is really allowed to squat in place with a hammer, it seems that it can also deter the world's heroes, not to mention anything else, just two hammers are scary enough.

Absolutely whoever comes and who dies, one person can be the Great Wall......

The eldest grandson sighed, and said a little unwillingly: "It can only be like this." ”

Then he carefully admonished Li Yun, and said in a gentle tone: "You have to practice martial arts well, and you must first familiarize yourself with this pair of hammers, not to mention reaching the level of King Zhao of Xifu back then, at least you can't weaken the majesty of your innate divine power." ”

The queen really wanted to say directly, don't weaken your father's name, but now Li Shimin is still urgently recruiting ministers to discuss matters, and the queen can't go beyond her position to announce Li Yun's life experience on behalf of the emperor.

……

The night was getting deeper.

The queen left with regret, and the noblewomen also got into their own chariots and horses.

There is a bright moon in the sky, the Weishui is white, the whole camp of displaced people gradually falls silent, countless displaced people have safely fallen asleep, they have to rest well, tomorrow will have the strength to fish, many children lie quietly in their mother's arms, and make sweet smiles in their sleep.

Li Yun didn't sleep, Cheng Chumo and others went to inspect the entire camp of displaced people, Li Yun took advantage of the moonlight to go down the river, carrying a hammer and wandering slowly.

He's thinking about his position.

Is it because you make a fortune with your brains?

Or do you rely on force to sweep away thousands of armies?

Men have a heroic dream, and he actually longs to be invincible on the battlefield.

Unfortunately, there are no mounts.

He wandered aimlessly along the Weishui, the whole person fell into a state of dazed thinking, under the bright moonlight, the Weishui suddenly rolled, as if a black whirring giant thing surfaced, and then quietly dived into the water.

The waves calmed down in a blink of an eye, and Li Yun was unaware.