Chapter 206: This Is Not the Taste of the Locals
"Mom, this is not a ruthless person anymore, this is a werewolf, a little more than a ruthless person." Lao Meng looked at Wang Aiguo's face full of bruises, but he still swallowed things to death, and his heart was shocked.
Seeing that Wang Aiguo didn't spit it out, the two people on the side showed a look of great pity, but they also knew that it was very difficult to make Wang Aiguo spit it out, after all, it involved 900 yuan.
"Ready, put."
Soon, the second command came again. Not long after Dadong shot out the second batch of shells, Da Mian suddenly jumped up pointing at the drum and shouted, "Why is there so much white smoke, and there is fire on it?" ”
"Don't shout, it's the smoke from the burning of the firing charge, don't make a fuss." Dadong shouted angrily.
With a big face, he was a recruit after all, and he had never seen this battle.
The white smoke slowly spread, soon covering the workshop. At this time, everyone felt something else.
The big face and Shen Long looked at Wang Aiguo at the same time, and said with a distorted face: "Fatty, are you so ruthless?" At this time, why do you actually fart, are you human? ”
"No, no, this thing also smells after the fire is burned, although it is a bit like a fart, but ...... Damn, why does it stink so much? Lao Meng said halfway, and suddenly his face changed drastically.
The primer of the cannonball contains the firing charge, which is different from the gunpowder of ordinary fireworks. When burned, the firing agent will produce white smoke and some peculiar smells, which are close to fart, but not as strong.
But this moment was different, Meng Fanxu smelled the strangest smell in his life.
How can this be said? The flavor seems to contain the smell of fart, burning, and instant noodles at the same time.
This smell made him, the battle-hardened captain of the main gun, a little collapsed.
"I'll go, this is not the familiar recipe, this is not the taste of the locals." The captain couldn't help but shout.
Dadong sniffed twice, then decisively stuffed two balls of tissues into his nose and said, "I have also been shooting for ten years, what does this smell like?" Is the firing pill damp? ”
"No, no, I really fart." At this moment, Wang Aiguo raised his hand in embarrassment.
The voice fell, and there was silence in the workshop.
…….
"Ready, put."
"Poof~~~~"
"Big brother, can you fart away from me? I thought the shells I let out were running thin. At the same time as the cannonball was released, Dadong heard a strange sound and couldn't help but curse.
And the big face and Shen Long's face are now green, and the green tendons are the same as the Hulk.
"Why, do you have to put it now? Can't you just go out and put it out? ”
"During the shooting, you can't leave the workshop, it's an iron rule, have you forgotten?" Wang Aiguo said calmly.
"No, I'd better go out first." Shen Long felt that his patience was about to reach the limit, so he decisively wanted to go out.
And Wang Aiguo and the big face, at this moment, they all pulled Shen Long away.
"What are you doing?" Shen Long shouted scoldingly.
"In order to ensure the fairness of the game, we have difficulties together." The two said solemnly.
At this moment, Shen Long was about to cry. On the one hand, it is a grievance, and on the other hand, it is spicy eyes.
The shooting is not over yet, and the main gun is generally completed in three or four shots. Because the radar is involved in aiming, it is necessary to leave time for the radar to aim again.
The smoke is getting louder and the smell is getting bigger. Gradually, Meng Fanxu found that his vision was a little blurry.
"No, I have to go." With that, the captain was about to open the door of the workshop and go out for some fresh air.
However, before he could open the door, he was already hung by three koalas.
"Referee, you can't leave, we haven't decided the winner yet."
"Mom, you can't live by your own evil, are you here to practice seasickness, or are you here to practice mine?"
…….
Five minutes later, the sound of a cannon head came from the horn.
"The main gun is fired, clean the chamber."
"Clean the chamber!" Daito roared, then rushed to the door with an arrow, pulled the door open and then rolled forward and two Thomas swirls and flew out.
Seeing Dadong 'flying' out, the captain flew out without saying a word.
followed by Shen Long, then with a big face, and finally Wang Aiguo.
Thirty seconds later, Dadong returned to the workshop, picked up the phone and said, "The gun chamber is clean." ”
"Okay, the main gun is fired."
The captain's voice sounded through the horn, indicating that this time the main gun firing was officially completed.
However, the completion of the shooting is for a leader like the captain, and for Wang Aiguo, their affairs are not over.
They also need to go up and clean up the inside of the cannon, as well as the shell casings and so on.
On the deck, the captain took a few deep breaths of air, and at this moment he actually had a feeling of being reincarnated.
At this time, twenty pieces came back with chemical protection bags (standard), and when they saw everyone taking a deep breath on the deck, they suddenly felt stunned.
"What are you doing? Anoxia? ”
"Hehe, twenty yuan, I'll go to the security officer at the commander next time, I can't stay in this workshop." The captain said with a sad face.
Twenty pieces: "......"
What happened?
…….
The training continued, and this training was comprehensive and arduous, so it can be said that the time was tight and the task was heavy. However, when the main gun is over, their most important work for the former main gun squad is over.
But this is only for Dadong and Twenty Pieces, and as for the remaining four people, there are even more difficult tasks.
At this moment, the captain began to regret it, and he began to wonder why he had such an idea.
It's okay now, Wang Aiguo, Big Face and even Shen Long, who was catastrophically seasick, don't vomit, even if their faces are swollen like Snoopy, they still swallow back.
I have to say that human beings are really adaptable. Under the temptation of money, the three of them actually managed to bear the seasickness.
Of course, if only that were it. But in fact, the three of them not only held back the ** they wanted to vomit, but also tried their best to make the other two vomit.
So, in the next three days, Shen Long learned his ventriloquist without a teacher - vomiting.
Wang Aiguo played his specialty - the fart is particularly smelly.
As for the big face, because it doesn't have these two functions, I decided not to change my socks. Take off your shoes if you have nothing to do, the lethality is amazing.
It's normal for each other's ultimates to be 'contestants', but the problem is that the captain is not a contestant.
It was only three days before the captain felt that his eyes were about to have cataracts.
Wang Aiguo and the three of them were stunned for three days and did not vomit once. But the captain vomited several times, and now he is on the ship, and there is a feeling that his body is hollowed out.
After three days, the training was finally over, and everyone was finally able to return home.
The moment the boat docked to the pier, Captain Meng couldn't help but leave tears of excitement.