Part 7 Chapter 334 Drunk with Love [Fifth Update!]
"You're a bird!" Rui Butong jumped in anger. Turning to Chu Yang: "Boss, is that the case...... Such a ......" said, introducing the original incident in detail, emphasizing: "Actually, I was affected by the fourth child. ”
"Oh~~~~" Chu Yang suddenly realized, and elongated his tone: "It turns out that it is really a bird." ”
Rui Butong was dumbfounded.
"Poof...... Haha...... "Dong Wuxian held his stomach and laughed.
Chu Yang continued: "However, it's too much of a fuss to hurt you, in fact, every man has a bird as a brother, but we have one more brother." We have two. ”
"Hahahaha......" Dong Wuxian covered his stomach, and he was directly out of breath. I feel like I've never been so happy in the past year!
Rui Butong's face was knotted, and her neck was red. In the face of these two people, they didn't dare to fight, and they didn't dare to scold...... Rui Thief felt like he was going to die of grievance......
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The three of them drank tea, chatted about various things after the separation, and let out a burst of laughter from time to time, and after a while, Chu Yang remembered: "No injury, where is your wife?"
"She went out. That girl, I really owe a beating!" Dong Wuxian looked domineering: "The boss is here, she is not here, watch me clean her up when I come back!"
"Who are you going to clean up?" An indifferent and soft voice came in from the door, and I saw Mo Tear, dressed in black, walking in from the outside, carrying a lot of food and a few jars of wine in her hands.
looked at Dong Wuxian with a smile: "I came up just now, and when I saw your brothers reunited, I deliberately didn't disturb you, and went down to buy a few side dishes and two jars of wine...... Well. You just heard someone say they're going to clean me up?"
"No, no, you definitely misheard. Dong Wuxian quickly stood up, thoughtfully took the wine and food, and said with a smile: "It's hard work, it's too hard...... Would you like to sit down and eat together?"
Chu Yang was dumbfounded: This ...... Is this still Dong Wuxian?
Mo Tear snorted, wrinkled her nose, and said, "You three brothers eat and drink, who of you is happy to be here?" Don't be so hypocritical, I'll go to sleep." ”
Said hello to Chu Yang. Ink Tears, the black devil, walked away.
Dong Wuxian sent it to the door, watched Mo Xian'er return to his room, and then turned back, smiled, did not blush, and said: "It's not bad, and I know how to take care of people, no, when I saw the boss coming, I hurried to buy wine." She knows it herself. If she can't do anything, I'll really beat her!"
Chu Yang and Rui Butong looked at him blankly.
Dong picked up the wine jar without injury, poured a bowl for each person, and said, "Actually, women." In this way, if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles! It is to clean up, and you can usually be gentle, but at the critical moment, the big men must be tough! You can't give in! As long as you are convinced. In the future, if you say a good word, you will be able to coax the fart. ”
Chu Yang and Rui Butong looked behind him with straight eyes.
Dong Wuxian smiled proudly: "It's like last time......" seemed to notice something, and suddenly said: "Just like last time, Tears's ability to do things, I really didn't say it, I can't help me, I don't know how much I helped, boss." You don't know since you got here. If it weren't for the tears, I wouldn't be able to get through. Maybe where are you left at the moment...... Right, doesn't make sense?"
Rui Butong's face spasmed, and he nodded stupidly like a goose: "Yes, yes!"
"Boss, what do you say?" Dong Wuxian asked Chu Yang with interest: "In fact, for women, we men should be generous, and we must endure everything, so that we can live, not every woman is as good-tempered as tears." ”
Chu Yang's eyes were straight, and he looked at Dong Wuxian's rough face, as if he had seen an alien. ...,
Dong Wuxian smiled, turned around, and was suddenly surprised: "Tears, why are you back?"
Mo Tear smiled, thoughtfully helped him straighten his clothes, and said with a smile: "I want to remind you that if these two jars of wine are not enough, I still have six jars of wine in Xiao Er downstairs." ”
Dong Wuxian grabbed Mo Tear'er's hand and said with emotion: "Tear, you are really good." ”
Mo Tear'er's face turned red and said, "Let go, what does it look like...... Okay, I'll go back. ”
Turned around and walked away.
Dong Wuxian looked at the door for a while, carefully closed the door, smiled, wiped his forehead, and said, "Boss, when dealing with women, you have to be ......a little more thoughtful."
Chu Yang stared at him for a long time, and finally laughed with a sigh: "Shibei three days, you should be impressed." No injuries, I'm really ...... I should be impressed with you. ”
Dong smiled innocently and scratched his scalp. leaned over to Chu Yang's ear and whispered: "It's very fierce, I can't get on the bed if I'm not careful......"
Burst!
Chu Yang was tilting his head sideways to listen to him, and suddenly squirted. A sip of wine connected with half of the half-chewed pig ears sprayed the gossip on his face, and Rui Butong, who wanted to eavesdrop, looked at it.
Rui Butong was suddenly extremely depressed.
Hurriedly wiping his face, he sighed repeatedly: "Boss, why did you suddenly break out......"
"Because I suddenly remembered that someone wanted me to run naked for the last three days......" Chu Yang said lightly.
Rui Butong immediately bowed: "Boss spare my life, my mouth is cheap! what should be said and what should not be said is bald......
As he spoke, he raised his hand, snapped twice, and gently slapped himself in both mouths. That liliang, even mosquitoes can't be killed.
Chu Yang snorted coldly and warned: "I'm happy this time, brother, I'll keep an account for you first, and if there is anything in the future, as long as it reminds me of it, it will be a combination of crimes!"
He said heavily: "In the future, if there is a little bit of unhappiness for me, I will definitely let you realize your wish to run naked for the last three days!"
Rui Butong had a bitter face and agreed repeatedly. The heart is over now, with my cheap mouth, I don't know how many times I have to be cleaned up......
At this moment, I suddenly missed Ji Molai infinitely. It would be nice if it was there. That's a masochist who is born to provoke hatred and attention......
Now that he's not here, everybody's turning their attention to me.
The three of them drank heartily, all the sorrows, the surprises of reunion after a long absence, and the thoughts of their brothers. All melted into the wine, and the three of them did not use the cultivation of Yuan Li to suppress the wine, and let themselves get drunk.
The two jars of wine almost poured into the stomach, and then, Rui Butong went down and moved the six jars up. The three of them shouted and screamed, each occupied a jar, and drank heavily!
For a long time, Dong Wuxian was drunk. Hahadaxiao, extremely happy, said, "I seem to be back in the middle three days again...... haha...... Heroes of the world, who dares to fight with me?!"
Rui Butong was drunk, lying on the table, looking up weakly, and said drunkenly: "This bastard is drunk......"
Before he finished speaking, he slipped and slipped under the table weakly.
Chu Yang loves to smile when he is drunk, and he smiles like a mentally retarded person. Hehehe
Poof. Dong Wuxian's burly body also fell.
Rui Butong was at the bottom, Chu Yang was lying on him, Dong Wuxian was firmly pressed on Chu Yang's small belly, the posture of the three of them was as awkward as it was, and as uncomfortable as it was, but the three of them fell asleep with a satisfied face.
Snoring was everywhere.
A black shadow flickered. Ink Tears quietly came in and took a look. I couldn't help but sigh. ...,
Man...... It's really hard to understand.
The friendship between men makes women even more unpredictable. At such a time of crisis, these three people were so drunk just for a simple reunion......
She didn't know that although it was a dangerous moment at the moment, it was the most comfortable, reassuring and safest time for the three people who were sleeping!
Because, brother is around!
From now on. Everyone has something to rely on! No longer just like drifting and working hard!
As long as this feeling exists, even if it is dangerous. The three of them can also get drunk without any scruples!
Mo Tear didn't move them, so she moved a chair and sat at the door. raised his vigilance and silently kept watch all night.
The next day, it was dawn.
An exclamation rang out from the room.
Rui Butong screamed like a pig: "What is so heavy...... Fuck, crush Lao Tzu......" With a force, the two people on his body flew out with a bang.
Immediately, Chu Yang and Dong Wuxian also woke up separately, only to feel sore, they were all scratching their scalps and wondering, they had never heard of it, they were so tired when they slept......
Leaving the auction invitation to the three of them, Chu Yang washed his face and left quickly. Now that we are together, it is a little abrupt. Simply, at the time of the auction, it was directly unveiled in the last three days. In that way, with the deterrence of the purple evil feelings, it is presumable that the value of his brothers will rise invisibly.
What's more, now he has to find Wan Wanjie, Wei Wuyan and others.
Dong Wushu and Rui Butong waited for Chu Yang to leave, then they woke up like a dream, pinched the invitation card in their hands, and suddenly saw the two of them jumping up in ecstasy!
"The boss is really up......!
The two jumped for joy, just hugged each other, and laughed and jumped on the street at the entrance of the inn.
A burly, a thin, excited hug jump, makes people look very easy to rise up an indecent association......
After many passers-by saw it, their eyes bulged out, and then they couldn't help rubbing their eyes, and then spit on a mouthful of spit, with a look of disdain, and turned around and left......
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.
In the past, men and women had to be secretive and sneaky, but now it's better to have men and men...... It's so public......
Mo Tear stood in the inn, looking at the crazy two brothers, and couldn't help but cover her eyes speechlessly......
It's really ...... I can't bear to see it......
Chu Yang turned around, and according to the news, he found the three brothers of Wanjie, and then found Wei Wuyan who was alone in an inn. zuihou, when you go back, you will send the invitation to Nangong Passing Wind by the way.
only to find that the invitations were not enough. I had to go to the Medicine Valley station again, and find a few more for the five elders, which was barely enough.
After so many twists and turns, it was only at this time that Chu Yang's own liliang was here for three days, and he wanted to show it for the first time!
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