Chapter 126: Have Fun Together? 【Subscription】
Princess Taiping is not only beautiful, but also has a very high IQ, and her birth is noble, so her temperament is very arrogant, she has been defeated by Yue Feng many times, and her heart has always been lingering.
Now hearing Yue Feng's disrespectful remarks, she was even more annoyed, and immediately raised her eyebrows and said, "My friend is here and there is good wine, so what if an enemy like me comes?" ”
This woman said that if she changed her face, she would change her face, who made her a princess? Yue Feng knew her princess's identity, and she was so disrespectful, so she was not allowed to play tricks on her princess?
Li Sanlang saw that the two of them were about to pinch up again, and secretly complained in his heart, but Yue Feng laughed and said, "If an enemy like you comes, I have good meat!" Ha ha! ”
Yue Feng laughed, Princess Taiping was stunned, she originally thought that if Yue Feng spoke disrespectfully again, she would really lose her temper, but who would have thought that Yue Feng was very sleek, and she would resolve this embarrassment with an understatement, so that her temper could not be played.
"Dead slippery!" Princess Taiping muttered, Yue Feng cut another piece of meat for her, and saw that her hands like tender onions were already stained with grease and became filthy, which was absolutely unimaginable if it were a normal day!
However, the mutton cooked by Yue Feng is really delicious, and Princess Taiping can't help but fall.
"Where did you come from?" Princess Taiping said.
Yue Feng smiled and said, "My cooking skills come from a thousand years later, haha...... Look at this Tang Dynasty, no matter how knowledgeable you are, I'm afraid that you haven't eaten my food here! ”
Li Sanlang nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Yue Zhuangshi is so right, you are not only a big hero, but also a big cook, San Lang is really convinced!" ”
Princess Taiping "sneered", and accidentally got a touch of grease on her veil, she hurriedly restrained her smile and said: "As the saying goes, a gentleman is far away from cooking, you are young and do not want to make progress, you only think about this skill, and you are still complacent, are you not afraid of people's jokes when you say it?" ”
Yue Feng grinned and said, "Who laughed at me?" The world is full of people, everyone is busy, who cares about me? ”
"Uh......" Princess Taiping was dumbfounded, but her heart was violently shocked, Yue Feng's words were coincidentally and unfortunate to be able to say that she was in her heart, she thought about herself, although she was a princess, but who could understand her pain and loneliness?
She and Xue Shao have been married for five or six years, and the husband and wife are in love, but the Wu family put Xue Shao to death because of a trumped-up charge of rebellion, in the heart of Princess Taiping, this matter is really too cruel.
But who in the entire Datang has ever cared about her feelings? Even Wu Zetian didn't care about her feelings, let alone others!
Princess Taiping's status is respected, she has other courtyards everywhere in the divine capital, and wherever she goes, it is like the stars holding the moon, in fact, these people are just deterred by her identity, in their hearts, no one cares about Princess Taiping's real concern!
"Yue Shiro, you can still say something interesting! Okay, let's have some fun with this glass of wine! Princess Taiping said.
Yue Feng smiled: "What kind of fun are you looking for?" Could it be that the little lady still wants to guess riddles with me? ”
Princess Taiping frowned and said: "Guess the riddle every day, it's so crooked, let's change the way we play!" ”
Yue Feng said: "Is that a flying chess?" ”
Princess Taiping raised her eyebrows, she was a master of flying chess, but she thought about it repeatedly, and felt that it would be difficult for her to win against Yue Feng, so she shook her head again!
Yue Feng said: "The little lady is good at sumo? ”
Princess Taiping blushed and glared at Yue Feng, although the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty is open, but there have been no men and women sumo, that scene is inelegant to think about, it really makes people blush. She clapped her hands and said:
"I heard that you are good at juju, why don't we juju?"
Yue Feng smiled and said, "This can be considered, but I'll think about it carefully!" Little lady, you and I bow, it is difficult to say fair to men to women, this is like the White Horse Temple and the Yulin Army's fighting bow, the White Horse Temple won the natural scenery is infinite, even if it loses, others will think it is reasonable, so this Douju from the beginning of the Yulin Army fell into a situation of defeat, hehe, what's the fun of this kind of douju? ”
Princess Taiping said: "This is not appropriate, that is not appropriate, then what do you want to have fun?" ”
Yue Feng shook his head and said, "Little lady, from now on, I'll be here, let's just drink wine and eat meat as much as possible!" Let's not come here for the rest, okay? ”
"No way!" Princess Taiping wiped her hands clean with a handkerchief and said, "Let's compete with each other!" In this way, it is indeed not fair to compare you and me, but you and I can each lead an army, isn't it fair? ”
Yue Feng laughed and said, "This is fair, it's just that little lady, you have a Keju Army, and my surname is Yue's poor bastard, and I don't have the money to buy a Keju Army!" ”
Princess Taiping frowned, thinking that this was really the case, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed for a while. She wanted to challenge Yue Feng, and the two competed, but there was no place to exert their strength?
"Let's ask questions! You asked me a question today, and the question demanded that I must be able to answer it, but I would never be able to answer it! Aren't you skilled? Can you ask such a question? Do you dare to come? ”
Princess Taiping said.
Yue Feng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst into laughter, holding his stomach with laughter, bending over with laughter, Princess Taiping said angrily: "Why are you laughing? Li Sanlang on the side saw Yue Feng laughing, he actually laughed too, and he laughed unscrupulously.
Princess Taiping was even more furious and said, "What are you laughing at? Don't blame me for being angry if you laugh again! ”
Li Sanlang said: "Auntie, I thought of the question of the pig and the dog that day, but Yue Zhuangshi asked you, but you had to let him ask, and the result was ...... As a result, I fell into the net, and I laughed at it......"
Princess Taiping's face was flushed, and she felt annoyed when she mentioned the events of that day, thinking that she Princess Taiping had grown so big, how could she have suffered such a big loss? is such a Yue Feng, he is really vicious and difficult, and he actually let her fall into the ditch.
"Don't laugh!" Taiping raised his hand and knocked on Li Sanlang, but a pair of eyes were angry, but they were staring at Yue Feng, Li Sanlang's head hurt and he didn't dare to laugh, and Yue Feng also restrained his smile.
"Little lady, don't mind, if I really ask, I'm afraid you'll be angry again!" Yue Feng Road.
"Hey, Yue Shilang, your tone is getting louder and louder, did you hear my question clearly? You're going to ask me a question I can answer, but I'm not going to answer it. Hmph, can you really ask such a question? I think you're talking big!"
Yue Feng said: "The question is not important, it is more important whether the little lady is angry or not!" When the time comes, the little lady will really turn her face, hey, what should I do with this little people? That's really not even a small life! ”
"I said it, I will never be angry, as long as you ask questions as I ask, Ben...... Miya-I ...... Absolutely not angry......"
Yue Feng's smile disappeared instantly, and said: "Okay, that little lady, please listen to the question, my question is according to the rules of the Tang Dynasty, if a woman dies a man, will she have to cover her face with a veil from now on, and she will have no face to see people?" Can the little lady answer this question? ”
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