Chapter 16 "The Tongue That Doesn't Rotten Three Inch"
"Jun'er." Seeing that his daughter looked like he was about to get into the ground, the stall uncle opened his mouth and shouted, "Come and help Daddy." ”
"Yes." Tang Pianjun had wanted to escape for a long time, and when he heard his father calling, he secretly glanced at this frank man again, and then hurriedly walked towards his father shyly.
Knowing what the uncle was worried about, Ah Zhen raised a friendly smile at the uncle who was glaring at him, chose a low stool facing the stall and sat down, and looked at the cute little figure with a pair of thief eyes, such a beautiful girl, this is a pure beauty that naturally emanates from the heart. It's not any rouge gouache, and it's not comparable to a skin.
is so unabashed, and the spicy gaze makes the busy Pian Jun who is standing in front of the stall like bathing in a sea of shame, and he doesn't know who this son is, and he dares to look at her with such a burning gaze on the crowded street.
Putting the two large bowls of beef noodles on the troll, Pianjun took small steps in shame, biting Sakura's lip and walking to Ah Zhen's low table.
"Childe, please...... with noodles. ”
It's beautiful! Ah Zhen's three souls and seven spirits were all taken away, and he stared at the sweet and shy face in front of him with great joy. At this moment, even if the dragon meat was placed in front of him, it couldn't make him turn his eyes, and he just wanted to immerse himself in this cute soft wave of shame.
Rumble! Lowering his eyes slightly, Pianjun saw that his gaze was so hot, and he saw that she was so focused, in these bright and clear eyes, her face was like the most beautiful scenery in the world.
Pian Jun had never felt so ashamed, her already red face instantly turned even redder, and the unparalleled shame made her pair of autumn hazy eyes gather a thick mist, and she cried and shouted shyly: "Gong...... Son. ”
"Don't bite, don't bite!" Seeing that she bit her lip so hard, Ah Zhen was startled, and hurriedly stood up in distress and said, "Pianjun is not right for me, don't cry, ......"
"Woo ......" The embarrassed Pian Jun saw him openly teasing her in public, and two green tears overflowed from the misty autumn water eyes, and he snorted, covered his face with shame, and turned around and ran towards the stall.
"Pianjun ......"
Suddenly seeing her crying, the inexplicable Ah Zhen just wanted to chase her, and a roar full of anger suddenly frightened the crowding passers-by and jumped up from the ground.
"Shameless!" The uncle who had seen him unpleasantly spewed white air, and rushed to the low table in an instant, very unhappy and slammed Ah Zhen's chest, and scolded loudly: "Shameless, obscene." ”
"Don ...... Uncle Tang, you ...... What are you going to do? Dragged to his toes, Ah Zhen was startled, and shouted with both hands on the big palms on his chest: "Let go of me." ”
"Daddy......" Pianjun, who had just wiped away his tears, was also startled, his little face was full of panic, and he ran to his father's side and persuaded: "Dad, put your son down." ”
"Hmph......" spewed out a big nose again, Tang Yao's face was full of rage, he shook off Ah Zhen violently, and scolded: "Such shameless people are really vain in vain in their parents' expectations and disgrace to their ancestors. ”
Ah Zhen, who was shocked, saw that he had actually counted down his parents, and immediately disagreed. "Uncle Tang, isn't it too much for you to say this, how can I live up to my parents, and how can I disgrace my ancestors?"
"Your parents give you a whole body of flesh and skin, you are not diligent and willing to study, you are not down-to-earth, and you actually do shameless and popular ways in broad daylight, this is not a shame to your parents, not to shame your ancestors." Uncle Tang reprimanded loudly.
It's a personal attack, a personal attack that escapes from it. Ah Zhen was unhappy and asked: "Since Uncle Tang said so, then may I ask, what did I do to hurt heaven and reason, and what shameless and obscene things have I done?" ”
"You ......" pointed his finger at him, and then pointed at his own daughter, Tang Yaoqi's face turned pale and pulled Ah Zhen again, and he snorted heavily with a dark face: "Shameless people don't dare to quibble." ”
"The things of the world can't be reasoned with." Holding his hands on the thick hands that were being tightened, Ah Zhen coughed lightly and said: "Even if it is a criminal, it will be tried, and the uncle keeps scolding me for being shameless, I just admit it, but can you tell me frankly, where is my shameless obscenity?" ”
Pianjun's courage was not very big, seeing his old father dragging his son like this, his frightened little face turned pale, and he pulled Tang Yao and persuaded him anxiously: "Dad, don't be like this, let go of Childe quickly." ”
When Ah Zhen heard this soft persuasion, his heart warmed, and he glanced at his eyes and raised a smile at Pianjun.
"You ......" Seeing that he didn't change his life, Tang Yao became even angrier.
This roar full of anger made Ah Zhenxin suffocated, and he quickly withdrew his eyes resting on Pianjun's delicate eyes, and said urgently to the angry Tang Yao: "Uncle Tang, everyone is a civilized and honest person, you said that you want to be shameless and I will admit it, can you let me go first." ”
"Daddy......" As soon as Ah Zhen's words fell, Pianjun glanced at him lightly, and followed the persuasion shyly.
"Hmph......" The anger was burning, Tang Yao let out a big nose angrily, and he was very reluctant to shake off Ah Zhen, and pointed at him angrily and scolded: "Get out, get out of me." ”
After being thrown off and stumbling, Ah Zhen coughed lightly twice before he straightened up, and Aiwu and Wu's reasoning to the uncle in front of him said: "Uncle Tang, your way of doing this is a bit overbearing and inappropriate." ”
"Overbearing?" Tang Yao, who was furious, saw that he still did not repent, and he was so angry that he almost stepped forward again, and his neck was very thick: "You didn't send you shameless person to the official, but you blamed me." ”
"Send the officer?" Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows, "Uncle Tang, if you send me to the official, how can you tell the official master about the crime?" ”
"Playing with a good girl in broad daylight, this crime is enough for you to drink."
If this uncle is not Pianjun's father, Ah Zhen will make him very ugly, but since he is Pianjun's father, he has to give him some face.
"Oh." Hearing him say that he was molesting a good girl, Ah Zhen nodded and asked again: "How did I flirt?" ”
Seeing that he asked knowingly, Tang Yao blushed and blamed thickly: "Look at Jun'er." ”
"Understood." Ah Zhen pointed to the women on the street and said, "Uncle Tang, have you seen them?" ”
Following his fingers, Tang Yao saw that it was passers-by, and snorted in a very bad tone: "What are you going to do." ”
"According to your words, even if you watch it, it's a flirtation, so didn't you just molested all of them?"
As soon as the words landed, Tang Yao, who was confused, immediately understood, and his old face suddenly turned the color of pig liver. "You, you, you ......" pointed at Ah Zhen with trembling fingers, and shouted without admitting defeat: "But I didn't see it like you did with such shameless eyes." ”
"Has Uncle Tang ever read?" Ah Zhen didn't answer the rhetorical question.
was overshadowed once, Tang Yao saw that he was looking left and right again, and stared at Ah Zhen vigilantly and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Looking at my uncle like this, I should have read for a few years." With a thick smile, Ah Zhen read softly: "Guan Guan's dove, in the river island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman. After reading it, Yang Xiaorou glanced at Pianjun, who was blushing, before turning her eyes to Tang Yao and smiling: "These are all from the sages, I follow the steps of the sages, how can I say that I am shameless and obscene?" ”
"You...... I ......" Tang Yao's refuted sentence and roared without admitting defeat: "But the sage is not as shameless as you, and he dares to call Jun'er's name." ”
"Isn't it a name for calling?" Ah Zhen looked at Tang Yao with an innocent face and a very puzzled face, frowned lightly and said, "Since Uncle Tang doesn't want people to call Pianjun's name, why do you still have to choose a name for Pianjun?" ”
"You ......"
Seeing that Uncle Tang didn't come out of your words, Ah Zhen deftly confessed: "Uncle Tang, I like Pianjun, you should be happy, why are you so angry?" ”
As soon as these words landed, Tang Yao was furious, "Shameless, too shameless." ”
Seeing that he dared to say that he liked her in front of the court, his little head was about to hang to the ground in shame, biting his lip tightly, and he didn't dare to say anything.
"Shameless again." Rolling his eyes, Ah Zhen didn't understand why the ancients' heads were so pedantic, and explained: "Uncle Tang, you extinguish the fire, listen to me." ”
"Fart." After spitting, Tang Yao glared at Ah Zhen angrily, eager to dig a pit on the spot and bury him.
"Sage Cloud: Affection is courtesy. I like Pianjun is a feeling and desire in my heart. Pointing lightly and shyly, Pianjun said: "Uncle Tang, I have nothing to say anything disrespectful, and I have no rash actions, and every sentence comes from the bottom of my heart." Can't you just like her and make friends with her? ”
"No, get out of here." Tang Yao almost died of anger, this shameless boy was so faceless and skinless, and he had no shame in his temperament, he was simply a beast.
"Uncle, this is your mistake." His allowing Ah Zhen shook his head vigorously and said: "Look at Pianjun, she is almost at the age of leaving the cabinet, someone likes her, and as a parent, she should be happy." Do you want to keep Pianjun at home for the rest of your life as an old aunt? ”
"Get out of the ......" couldn't talk about him, Tang Yaoqi's face turned blue, and he didn't want to push him out with his big hand, and scolded with smoke above his head: "Go back to your shameless nest." ”
"Uncle Tang......"
"Bastard, don't come over and help."
was pushed and staggered, and just about to continue to entangle, Old Man Shen roared like a Hong Zhong, and threw a sideways glance at the people on the street.
Pushing him out, Tang Yao angrily picked up the two bowls of beef noodles that had not been touched, and glared at the shameless man with trembling all over his body, before walking towards the stall heavily.
Tang Pianjun saw his father's footsteps leaving, raised his little head shyly, and naturally glanced at the street, seeing that the son was smiling and staring at her, his heart was pounding, and he hurriedly lowered his little head and hurriedly returned to his father.
Ah Zhen saw that this lovely man ran away in shame, his big mouth suddenly cracked to the base of his ear, touched his nose and turned to walk towards the old man Shen who was yelling. Happily muttering, Pianjun, Pianjun, it's so good. He must soak this little cutie home to be his wife, so cute.
Ah Gu and Xiao Si from the shop loaded a lot of things into the car, and when they saw that the uncle had come back gracefully, they suddenly raised a pitiful little face.
"Brother Shi, have you eaten enough?" If his uncle wasn't one level older than him, he Su Gu would definitely beat him.
"Wow......" was in a very good mood, Ah Zhen just approached the car, and saw a lot of stuffed things, and immediately exclaimed: "Tai Lao is going to pay homage to that Buddha this time, this Buddha has made a fortune." ”
Shen Hai walked out of the shop after settling the bill, and when he saw Ah Zhen, he immediately scolded with itchy teeth: "Where did you kid go?" ”
"Hey......" can't be said to be going to pick up girls, right? If he confessed, there would definitely be no lenient deception, and Old Man Shen would definitely beat him to death on the spot. So......
"Hey......" Ah Zhen hurriedly hid his laughter, changed the topic and pointed to a truckload of gold paper and shouted: "Old man Shen, this is too much, right?" ”
Shen Hai, who had itchy teeth, followed his fingers and looked at the cart of gold paper, and sure enough, he replied after being diverted from the topic: "Too old and pious, these are too few." ”
The old face of the shopkeeper who sent him off was full of a smile that could not be hidden, and he nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, the old man is so pious, and the Buddha will bless him vigorously." ”
"Hmm." Shen Hai turned his head kindly and smiled: "The shopkeeper doesn't have to send it away." ”
"Yes, yes, yes." Although he replied so, the shopkeeper still sent him straight into the car, and when he saw that the carriage was full of carriages and drove away, he quickly turned around and ran towards the shop, and poured out the money bag with joy, and counted it again with a happy eyebrow.
When he came, Ah Zhen cursed again and again, and when he returned, he didn't have time to waste his energy on swearing. Leaning on the eaves of the car, he pondered how to launch a fierce attack on Pianjun, and he was so engrossed in meditation that he forgot even the most important meal in the world. It's really in response to the sentence that love can make people crazy and make a good living person into a mental illness.
When the carriage arrived at the mansion, it was already dark, and the rainbow lights around the Su Mansion had already risen, and the colorful lanterns on the beautiful secluded road were shining with ghostly light, making the Su Mansion at night more feminine and beautiful.
As soon as the gruntled car stopped, a large number of servants who had been waiting outside the door rushed to the side of the carriage and emptied the contents of the carriage with their hands.
Shen Hai, who felt strange, frowned and looked at the contemplative boy, and shouted suspiciously: "Bastard boy, what's wrong with you?" "Always squeaking, how did you get transgendered?
Ah Zhen, who came up with hundreds of plans to chase his wife, and it was difficult to choose which means to use, was extremely distressed, and when he heard the call, he immediately shook his unkempt head, rubbed his hands with a flattering smile and said, "Old man Shen, can you advance some salary first?" "The premise of pickling girls is to have money, let alone pickling girls if they don't have money, don't let people bubble.
His appearance of a flattering villain suddenly made Shen Hai raise his eyebrows high, and asked suspiciously: "What is salary?" ”
"Monthly, advance some monthly." Ah Zhen rubbed his palms in anticipation.
"You kid just came here and wanted money." Hearing this, Shen Hai's eyes widened incredibly, he swept him up and down with a treacherous and hypocritical appearance, and asked in a heavy voice: "Eat in the mansion, live in the mansion, what do you want money for?" ”
"Don't do that." When it came to his great plan to pick up girls, Ah Zhen pulled him abruptly and said, "Advance the point first, and then you can't deduct it." ”
"Say! What do you want money for? "Look at this kid's appearance, asking for money is definitely not a good thing.
"I eat a lot and am always hungry, so I need some money to buy food." That's enough excuse.
Not believing his nonsense, Shen Hai snorted: "Tell me when you're hungry, you don't have to spend those unjust money." After speaking, he patted Ah Zhen on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Your kid is not young, save some money to marry a daughter-in-law, don't spend money all day long." ”
"Tsk......" Seeing that Old Man Shen did not advance his salary, Ah Zhen muttered loudly: "Lao Tzu, a big man has no money on him, if he accidentally steps on someone's chicken, he doesn't even have to pay for other people's money, it's really enough." ”
(Is it okay to give some tickets?) Brother can't afford to hurt! Bang you Lin Azhen to death, tell you to write novels, and let you write novels again. )