Chapter 79: The First Day of Professional Classes
Wang Aiguo felt that he was going crazy, and the self in the photo was wearing a sea soul shirt, well, it was the kind of blue and white clothes.
On that day, in order to save trouble, he cut his hair very short, making it look as if he was bald.
And on top of that, there's some embarrassing stubble on his chin. How to say this, he was sweating all over his body that day, so when he shaved, he felt that his face was very slippery, and it was normal for his beard to not be clean.
Well, even if he is responsible for all this, didn't the other party say it? You can P picture! Then you're so good P, what the hell are you going to the death row prisoner?
As a result, the photographer on the other side was also very helpless, and said with an aggrieved face: "Brother, let's be honest, I P pictures of other people's photos for five minutes, and yours and me P for two and a half hours." At last...... I've done my best! ”
"What the hell, did you do your best? That's all ...... beard."
"You didn't shave your beard yourself, so I had to shadow the underneath of you."
"Uh..... those eyes!"
"I've maxed out your eyes, no matter how big they are, the Meitu App won't be able to help you."
"Uh...... Then this face shape ......."
"I've helped you lose weight, otherwise you won't be able to put down the photo of your face."
“…… And what about this skin? Can't you get a little white? ”
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the photographer took out a photo from his jacket pocket. Wang Aiguo looked at it, well, it was him after turning white.
But what does this photo say? If the original photo is a wanted criminal, then this whitened photo looks the same as the corpse used to drive the corpse in Xiangxi.
"Do you want to use this?" The photographer asked awkwardly.
Wang Aiguo took a deep breath and said lightly: "That's it, this is fate, I'd better talk to my father." Wang Aiguo burst into tears when he said that, this is too shocking.
…….
During the lunch break that afternoon, Wang Aiguo and his father made a phone call for more than an hour, specifically chatting about his appearance.
In this regard, his father said that he couldn't help it, because his face may have been genetically mutated, so it became so terrifying.
Hehe, I can't talk about it anymore.
As a result, the front foot came back from the talk bar, and the back foot saw that Grandpa Bi was sticking something to his bedside.
Wang Aiguo looked at it carefully, and then almost died on the spot.
"Captain, is it appropriate for you to do this?" Wang Aiguo shouted with a sad face.
As soon as Grandpa Bi turned his head, he found that Wang Aiguo was looking at him with burning eyes outside the house, and his face immediately turned red.
"I made a mistake and forgot to close the door. But it's nothing, after all, you should be honored to contribute to us, right? ”
Grandpa Bi said with a smile, and the movements of his hands did not stop at all. Directly behind Wang Aiguo's photo, he made two double-sided tapes, and then pasted them on the head of his bed.
Wang Aiguo put his hand on his forehead, and he felt the deep malice from this world.
"Can I ask if there's anything special about my picture on the bedside?"
"That's right, I just heard that this brigade used to be a mass grave. It's not about to be the winter solstice, so I just want to find something to avoid evil. Doesn't that happen to see your picture......."
"Am I Zhong Kui? Can you still ward off evil spirits? "Wang Aiguo was about to cry angrily by Grandpa Bi, what kind of logic is this.
Grandpa Bi patted Wang Aiguo's shoulder and said earnestly: "Zhong Kui, don't think about it, you are much more terrifying than others." At your face, at least an international terrorist. ”
Wang Aiguo: "......."
Dad, I'm going home, I'm going to Korea for plastic surgery!!
…….
The long-awaited professional class finally began, and everyone was happy on the first day of class.
Finally, there is no need to stand in a military posture, no need to walk in unison, no need to walk in the right step, no need to give an order, everyone just needs to stay in the classroom.
Wang Aiguo looked at his student ID, and he was assigned to learn double 100 guns.
And with him, there is his entire dormitory.
For the warrior monk and him to learn a profession, Wang Aiguo felt that it was a bit of a waste. With a body like a warrior monk, it would definitely be condescending not to go to the Marine Corps.
Before he could get there, the warrior monk had to solve one more problem, and that was his running form. So far, the progress of the warrior monk's running has been slow, and it is basically in sync with Wang Aiguo.
"Today, on the first day of class, I don't know what I'm going to say. Wait, why haven't any textbooks been distributed? After eating breakfast, Youxia asked curiously.
Everyone shook their heads, they couldn't give this answer.
As a result, at this time, Jia Qu stood up and said: "Today is the first day of professional classes, but today I don't take professional classes. Let me briefly explain to you that you are the navy, and you will all be assigned to warships in the future. So before you can study your major, you have to take a month of public subjects. ”
"Public subjects? What's that? Everyone was stunned.
Jia District smiled at this time: "Plugging leaks, wearing chemical protective clothing, winding pipes, and extinguishing fires." ”
Crowd: "......."
"Wori, what about this one?" Everyone cursed in their hearts.
…….
After breakfast, everyone set off. At this time, everyone realized that there were really a lot of good things in this Chenyang new barracks. Let's just say that the simulation device of this public subject is five or six stories high enough up and down, and the internal structure is almost exactly the same as that on a warship.
Seeing this thing, everyone was a little emotional. Especially when he descended to the right, he immediately shouted: "I'll go, how much does it cost to build this thing?" ”
Jia Qu crossed his waist and said proudly: "I heard the captain say that it cost hundreds of millions." ”
"Wow." The crowd was in an uproar.
"Then if this one is broken, it should cost a lot of money to repair, right?" Wang Aiguo said with emotion.
didn't think about it, as soon as he finished speaking, the originally lively scene quieted down. Everyone looked at him in horror.
Wang Aiguo was stunned: "What are you all looking at me for?" ”
"You wait for the last practice, well, let's see how others do it."
Wang Aiguo: "......"
Jia Ou just wanted to turn around, but he saw the warrior monk again, and the next moment Jia Ou said again: "By the way, the warrior monk, you and Wang Aiguo are in a group, and they will practice again at the end." ”
Warrior Monk: "......"
"Why am I getting shot while lying down?" The warrior monk thought speechlessly.
……..
Although the simulation equipment is very large, it can only accommodate four teams in the end, and one of them has to go to the playground outside to practice chemical protection uniforms.
Team 12's project today is to plug leaks, and to everyone's delight, the women's team is practicing pipe entanglement upstairs.
The thought of being able to say hello up and down with the female soldiers made everyone extremely excited.
Of course, what makes everyone even more excited is that tomorrow the female soldiers will plug the leak.
The thought of the female soldiers' clothes getting wet made everyone immediately excited.
Wet temptation, that's it, right?