Chapter 403 [The First Battle of Datang Licking Dogs]

Not only the emperor and empress, but there were other people in the courtyard who were angry, and the high priest sighed gloomily, which provoked Li Yuanba to look at him murderously.

In addition, there were other daughters-in-law's mothers, or the community of interests related to each other, and all of them were dissatisfied, and suddenly heard someone shouting, 'The big guys are on their shoulders'.

Strong bandit style.

What are you doing side by side?

I'm afraid I'm going to copy the guy and get Li Yunya up.

It was as if all of a sudden, the world was full of enemies.

However, the more this atmosphere is, Li Yun has the strength to persevere.

He took a deep breath again, and said decisively: "I choose, little blind and blind, tonight's candles in the cave room, starting with the seventh child." ”

……

The first time he shouted, others thought he was impulsive, but the second time he shouted like this, and his tone became very decisive, at this time everyone understood that Li Yun was determined to choose the seventh wife.

"Humph!"

Li Shimin suddenly snorted heavily, expressing his dissatisfaction in his heart.

The eldest grandson queen next to her turned pale, and muttered: "What can I do, how can this be good, if I don't stay in the main room on the first night of the wedding, how can that child still raise his head in the future." ”

The queen suddenly looked at Li Yun, her eyes were red as if she was pleading, and said bitterly: "Good nephew, can you pity poor A-Yao?" You married eight daughters-in-law, but you were disgraced with her on the first day, this will die, this will really die, that girl's character, soft on the outside and strong on the inside......"

The dignified queen of a country almost cried and begged, Li Yun didn't dare to hide it anymore, hurriedly rushed over to help the queen, and lowered her voice and said: "Second aunt, this is what A-Yao meant, tonight when I visited the church to get married, she whispered to me, and specifically told me, don't leave her tonight." ”

"How is this possible? How can a woman push her husband out? Empress Eldest Sun didn't think about it, looked at Li Yun with an angry face, and said, "You actually learned to lie......

Before the words were finished, he suddenly saw the helplessness and grievances on his nephew's face, and it seemed that his face was still flushed, as if it was inconvenient to say it clearly, how shrewd the eldest grandson queen was, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in her mind, and she blurted out: "Ah? Hongu understood. ”

In ancient times, it was extremely important to pay attention to the rules, in fact, it was also feudal superstition, between women's menstruation, they always thought that it was unclean, and during this period, the wife generally did not want her husband to enter the room, for fear that the filth would collide with her husband and cause bad luck, which was a very unlucky thing, and the customs of the Han family have always been like this.

Empress Eldest Sun is a person who has come over, and Li Yun's hint she understands it as soon as she hears it, and because she understands it, she instantly understands her nephew's grievances.

On the wedding night, it is time to choose a wife, in addition to choosing a wife cave room to serve the public, no matter who you choose, it will make the other families uncomfortable.

But his wife, A-Yao, did not allow Li Yun to choose her.

……

"This thing, this thing, this thing, you see it, it's too coincidental......"

The eldest grandson queen couldn't cry or laugh, and after she was angry, she started sympathy for her nephew, and the queen suddenly stretched out her hand to pull Li Shimin, and said fiercely: "Your Majesty, it's not the court right now, tonight is a happy event for the younger generations of the family, and it belongs to the internal affairs of the royal family, so the concubine can't be considered to be involved in politics, and the concubine will definitely support the nephew. ”

Li Shimin also woke up to Li Yun's hint at this time, but as a male elder, he felt more embarrassed than the queen, and he could only touch his nose dryly when he heard the words, and said stupidly: "I think the dishes are good tonight, I want to stay on the table and continue to drink a few glasses, and there are two more etiquettes in the cave room. ”

Empress Changsun nodded, her phoenix eyes swept around with majesty, and she said fiercely: "This palace thinks that the rules are not all unbreakable, such as sometimes when they are out of place, how can they still be stubborn and abide by the rules, in addition to relatives who came to congratulate tonight, they must be able to understand it." ”

Li Shimin also said on the side: "It can be the first, it can also be the seventh, and it is the first, it is barely the first, it should be regarded as compliant, and the etiquette has not been broken." ”

The emperor and the empress expressed their stance at the same time, and the words of the statement were clearly the truth, there were no fools who could mix with the court, and there were no fools in the family of Zhong Ming Dingshi, although everyone at the wedding banquet didn't know why Li Yun didn't choose A-Yao, but they vaguely guessed that there must be unspeakable hardships in it.

And those female dependents who have gone through personnel have gradually tasted the three flavors.

Everyone slowly knew Li Yun's hardship.

Since it is a last resort, then the choice is to be the first cave house is not to humiliate other families......

……

"Aha, okay!"

Cheng Yanjin was the first to laugh, but when he saw the old goblin Tian suddenly shamelessly picked up a glass of wine, he said to a few banquet tables near the Cheng family: "Everyone have a drink, dissipate each other's anger, and the name of the empty head, our Cheng family has never cared, in fact, my family doesn't need to compete for the first place in the snow, as early as more than ten years ago, the two dolls have passed the cave room......"

Poof!

There was the sound of spilling wine all around.

Countless people looked at Lao Cheng with blue faces, and they really wanted to rush up and slap this thing to death.

Listen, was that just human talk?

It's not so shameless to brag about, is it? Or more than ten years ago, the two dolls were already in the cave room? At that time, Li Yun and Cheng Chuxue were only how old they were, and did the children play together.

Besides, Li Yun was still in Hebei more than ten years ago. With your shameless shrewdness, will you make your daughter fall in love with a poor boy?

Phew!

has no face and no skin, Cheng bites gold, and is really the first person in the world.

Lao Cheng didn't care about everyone's disdain, he just continued to behave, and suddenly his face was broad and generous, and he was full of righteousness and said to the guests at the Cheng family's tables: "You all know that the Cheng family has always been benevolent and righteous, and the daughters are good at training, and they will never be jealous, you are all relatives of my Cheng family, and naturally there is no lack of broad-mindedness. Especially the seventh child, I heard that she is a more husband's daughter, lonely, how pitiful, it's just her, I have nothing to say to Lao Cheng. ”

Between these words, he didn't forget to climb up with the words of the emperor and queen, although everyone present listened to it with a greasy face, and finally chose to pinch his nose and endure it, but he was very unhappy in his heart, so he raised his wine glass to find fault, and it seemed that he didn't need to say it in detail to know that Lao Cheng would definitely have to be poured under the table tonight.

……

The Cheng family made a statement, followed by the Zheng family.

Zheng Xun, the patriarch of the Zheng clan, was grateful to Li Yun for letting his son go tonight, and he wanted to climb Linglong as a backer, so he hurriedly said: "I just heard Your Majesty talk about the rules, and the lower official suddenly realized in his heart, the wife is the first, the flat wife is the seventh, one is the positive number first, the other is the penultimate first, the customs handed down by the Han family are the first, but they don't say that the penultimate is still the positive first, the Bohai lord chose the seventh flat wife cave room, which is really a reminder of the misunderstandings of the world for thousands of years, this matter is admirable, and it is cited as a beautiful marriage talk......

Vomit!

Several tables of guests pretended to have drunk too much and retched.

Someone stood up at one of the tables, and it was the father of the martial family's Xiao Mei Niang, but seeing that this prince was angry, he looked at the patriarch of the Zheng clan with great disdain, and scolded: "Zheng Xun, do you want to be shameless, the dignified five surnames and seven wangs, the face of the family has been lost......"

Zheng Xun snorted, looked over without fear, and asked coldly: "Then the old man really wants to hear it, which one does Ying Guogong think he should choose?" ”

Samurai blurted out and said, "Naturally, it's my family... Belch... Naturally, my daughter wants to let go. ”

Zheng Xun snorted and deliberately provoked: "What if you still disagree with the choice of the Lord of the Bohai Sea?" ”

"How is that possible?" The warrior Yan looked righteous and righteous, and said righteously: "The cave room is a candle night, originally a private home, this kind of male and female affairs, only by their own family, although the old man is the father-in-law of the lord of the Bohai Sea, but he can't be annoyed because he loves his daughter, besides, the old man also heard that the old seven is lonely and pitiful, and he is a little blind who is born unable to see, the old man has a soft heart, and he can't see the poor girl, my son-in-law chooses her first cave room, how can the old man have two words......"

Zheng Xun looked at his righteous words with a righteous face, and it took a long time before he took a deep breath, suddenly turned back, and took a sip on the ground while people were not paying attention, and when he passed by Wu Shi Yan's side, he suddenly said in a voice that only he and Wu Shi Yan could hear: "Sure enough, there is no good bird who can be the prince of the country, who wants to say that Datang only has three hob meat in the future, the old man will first smack his face, and then pull him to come to you Wu Shiyan." ”

The samurai's face remained unchanged, and he said twice: "The old man was known as one spray nine back then." ”

Zheng Xun glanced at him fiercely.

……

The emperor and empress expressed their position, the Cheng family and the Zheng family supported it, and Sister Wu's father spoke righteously, but the words he said were more licking than licking dogs, but no one talked about it, and civil officials were the most shameless group of people.

But when I saw a good man get up slowly, holding a wine glass in one hand and twisting his beard in the other, he suddenly looked up at the moon and said loudly: "Sorry ......"

This is clearly the posture of starting a hymn.

Vonima!

Everyone present was disgusted like flies, and there was a marquis from a martial arts who couldn't bear it, and suddenly slammed a cold punch and smashed the goods with a black eye, and the marquis scolded and said: "It's almost enough, do you have to go up and lick it?" Lao Tzu had just drunk a few glasses of wine, but he didn't want to vomit it on the spot. ”

Pity......

"Wow!"

The civil official's eyes were blue, and he still raised his head and sighed loudly, chanting a poem and saying: "In ancient times, there was the first big wedding, and now there is the seventh, first or seventh, in fact, they are all the first, praise, this matter should be revealed." ”

Everyone looked at each other, pinched their noses and listened to the sour poems.

However, the civil official was complacent, thinking that he had made a swan song for the ages, and the wine glass in his hand kept stopping, and after drinking a glass, he poured a glass and kept exclaiming: When the float is white.

Li Shimin's face turned black, and his teeth chattered: "This bastard accident is meant to cheat on drinking, right?" ”

……

Seeing that the scene was getting more and more nonsense, the ceremonial officer hurriedly shouted: "The auspicious time has come, send it to the cave room, please Princess Jinyang, please Yaya Xiaonan, the two happy children will appear together to lead the groom to the cave house......"

Xitong leads the way, which is another etiquette of the Han family's wedding.