Chapter 49: The Ugly Duckling

Li Xingzhou doesn't care, he has lived two lifetimes.

The mood will not be like those little children who are just beginning to fall in love, and the beauty can't wait to tell her even the eight generations of ancestors when she asks questions.

Utilitarian, he decided to put the words of the woman in front of him

Unless the woman who calls herself a palace maid now reveals her identity and forces him to tell the truth.

If this is the case, Li Xingzhou has no choice but to tell the truth, the powerful cannot afford to provoke, and safety comes first.

Princess Taiping obviously didn't mean to reveal her identity, and gave him a hateful look.

The coquettish gaze was a little jerky, and it seemed that he hadn't used it much before.

"It's also a great talent who has done 'a laugh in the sea', and he has no physique at all."

What a woman who chases and fights uninterestingly.

Li Xingzhou continued to tease her.

"Don't think about it, I'll tell you a story."

"What's the story?"

Princess Taiping asked curiously.

"Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, very ugly and ugly, and the amniotic fluid that the old lady was carrying with it was probably ...... sulfuric acid."

"No, ducks are egg-born, well, it's ugly anyway, and when it's still in the egg, this egg doesn't know how to get into the duck flock......"

A nondescript version of the ugly duckling story is freshly baked, coaxing little girls, fairy tales can be passed casually.

Princess Taiping listened attentively, holding her cheeks with her bare hands, her beautiful eyes were covered with misty colors, and she quietly listened to the story told by Li Xingzhou.

“…… Eventually, the ugly duckling turned into a white swan, and it finally found its swan parents. ”

Well, that's the story. ”

Li Xingzhou finished the story.

Princess Taiping was stupid when she heard it, and sighed faintly for a long time.

"This ugly duckling is so strong, he has suffered so much, he is still so competitive, and finally has a good result, and he has become a white swan ......"

Li Xingzhou looked up at her strangely, he really couldn't bear it, this woman had a problem with her comprehension, and the story was told in vain.

"How can you be so emotional? What do you think? ”

Princess Taiping looked at him in surprise.

"Am I wrong?"

"The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not because of how hard it works, but because it ...... It's a white swan in its own right, okay? ”

"This story shows us how important it is to have a good baby......

"If you think about it deeper, this is actually still a suspense story, about the unspeakable grievances and hatred between the swan and the duck, otherwise why do you say a swan egg ran into the duck egg for no reason?"

"And the duck lady is still so good to it, like her own ......"

Li Xingzhou explained confidently.

I think back then, when he was in the live broadcast room, he was a fan of the tongue war.

Now to deal with a little girl in Taiping, it's not easy to get caught.

"You!"

Princess Taiping was angry, and her full of emotion and embarrassment suddenly came to naught, and her face turned red with anger.

"The story is over, it's not good at all, okay, what are you writing on the ground?"

Princess Taiping saw Li Xingzhou gesturing on the ground and asked curiously.

Li Xingzhou looked at his words, and couldn't help frowning, and the words that were not angry ruined his good mood.

It's ugly, the evidence must be destroyed, and the death will not admit that it was written by yourself.

Stretching out his foot, intending to erase the words on the ground, a delicate voice came from behind him.

"Don't move! I'll watch it a few more times. ”

Li Xingzhou ignored her, brushed a few times, and smoothed out the handwriting with the soles of his shoes.

It's good, the flaws in life have been erased, and he is a flawless handsome teenager again.

"You...... You, how can you ......?"

Princess Taiping stamped her feet and glared at him.

Li Xingzhou said with a smile: "The words are too ugly, far less perfect than me, and the imperfect things must be removed." ”

After speaking, Li Xingzhou squatted by the river to wash his hands......

It's strange, why wash your hands when you wipe the handwriting with the soles of your shoes?

Forget it, wash it all, wash your hands and bathe it is a very pleasant thing, so enjoy it.

Princess Taiping hated to glance at him, but wrote it on the spot with a small wooden stick, and it didn't take long for Li Xingzhou to write it just now.

"Holding a sword and asking the heavens to be chaotic, I used to fight proudly all my life."

"The Infinite Sky Breaks My Pink Beauty's Companion" reappeared completely on the sand, word for word.

Princess Taiping was obviously a little proud, and raised her little chin proudly like a swan.

It's just that she sees "my pink lady next to me." When he said this, his face instantly turned red.

After all, only the two of them were together at this time.

"It's another peerless poem, and I witnessed the process of composing this poem, Li Xingzhou, let's make another one, okay?"

Princess Taiping sorted out her thoughts and begged softly.

"It's not good, I'm going to be a rich man soon, is it a rich man who should do such a vulgar thing as composing poetry?"

Li Xingzhou refused mercilessly.

"Writing poetry...... Vulgar? ”

Princess Taiping's eyes widened, revealing extreme confusion, puzzled, Li Xingzhou's words were very ruined.

Doesn't it say that rich people are vulgar? How did it turn the other way around?

With the blink of his eyes, Li Xingzhou looked at Princess Taiping and came up with an idea.

"You're a palace maid?"

Princess Taiping showed a hint of panic, and said with a haircut and sideburns in disguise.

"Ah...... That's right. ”

"Do you princesses like poetry?"

"Loved it...... Right? ”

"Do you like my poems?"

Princess Taiping's pretty face was a little red, and she said.

"I ...... I don't know, maybe I like it. ”

Li Xingzhou's eyes became brighter and brighter.

"Buy?"

"Huh? Buy...... What the? ”

"Buy poetry? The song I made just now was sold to the princess for three times, and it will be made by the princess herself in the future, and I swear to keep it secret. ”

Princess Taiping was taken aback, and her small lips opened into an "O".

Li Xingzhou's suddenly unfamiliar and shameless face obviously frightened her.

Li Xingzhou was unhappy.

"Speak, what does this expression mean? Too expensive? You said it yourself, this is a peerless poem, it's really not expensive......"

"You, you...... You ...... You're just Sven scum! Can poetry be bought and sold? ”

Princess Taiping was so angry that her face turned red, and her delicate body trembled.

"It's okay, I still have a lot of these things, and the restaurant at home has just improved, and I'm going to build another one."

"I'm short of money now, so let's sell a few songs first."

Princess Taiping was almost dizzy, picked up the small wooden stick in her hand and slapped Li Xingzhou behind his back, then turned her head and ran.

Li Xingzhou was also anxious, and hurriedly shouted at her back.

"Hey, if you don't buy it, don't show off my poems to others, you have to collect money!"

The running shadow suddenly stumbled, almost fell, and then ...... He continued to run without looking back.

Looking at her back running away, Li Xingzhou sighed gloomily.

Li Xingzhou looked up at the sky and muttered.

"It's not too early, it's time to find Sister Wei......"

Packed his things, then he patted his ass and left.

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On the sand, two strong men are sumo.

A felt carpet was laid on the sand as a race field, and the two strong men had a crotch cloth around their waists and a hood on their heads, and nothing else.

The two of them were fat and powerful, and the thick felt that was not easy to roll up was under their feet, and it was also twisted and deformed by their forceful movements.

There were a few domestic servants and maids watching with great interest, and in the tent, Mrs. Wang and several of her good ladies were sitting or lying, eating melons and fruits, laughing and talking about watching the performance.

The relationship between Zhang Yizhi and Mrs. Wang's family is clear to these women, and in front of them, the two naturally do not need to hide it, and Zhang Yizhi is sitting cross-legged on the table.

Let Mrs. Wang pilllow her lap, peel the grapes and hand them to her mouth one by one, waiting for her meticulously.

A few people dressed as slaves on Li Xingzhou's side gradually gathered on the sidelines of the wrestling field, talking and laughing, commenting, pointing and pointing, and the two strong men increased the audience at first sight, and they fought even harder.

These two men were not strong wrestlers who performed sumo wrestling professionally, but domestic slaves raised by wealthy families.

At this time, playing polo, bowing, sumo wrestling, safaris, etc. are all common games for the rich and wealthy, so when the master hires his companion as a slave, he pays great attention to selecting characters who have special skills in this area.

In order to be pampered, the servants also pay great attention to the study and exercise in this area, so these sports are very popular in the eastern capital of Luoyang, and their sumo wrestling is also in shape.

The mischievous thugs only looked at it for a moment, and then laughed and laughed.

"Saburo, look at that, the lower plate is unstable, his arms are weak, and he dares to come to sumo wrestling with such a good look. With only one hand, he can lift him three times. ”

"Haha, you see the other one is even worse, you can't take half a advantage when you use your strength to eat, it's a fucking shame."

"This kind of soft-footed shrimp, if it's on the couch, you must not even be able to accept a girl, and you're embarrassed to come to sumo, forget it, let's not watch it, it's really boring!"

The more the two strong men listened, the more angry they became, and suddenly they shouted, and the left and right separated, and the tall round-faced man among them glared angrily at these ridiculous splashes and shouted.

"You can't look down on the skills of the two of us, can you dare to go down and compete with someone?"

Another strong man slowly retreated to the sidelines, crossed his arms and sneered.

Big Bear is also a master who is not afraid of things.

When Li Xingzhou was by his side, he was a little restrained.

Now that he has been mixed up with a few splashes for a long time, he is naturally a little confused.

The big bear had already followed those splashes to the side, and when he heard this, his brain was also hot.

As soon as the man's voice fell, he smiled proudly, unbuttoned his shirt and threw it to one of his brothers, kicked off his shoes, walked up to the felt carpet with his shoulders dangled, and said:

"What, you're not convinced? This kind of three-legged cat's kung fu, I'm here to teach you what real sumo is! ”

When the strong man saw that he was strong and muscular, his eyes couldn't help shrinking, he took two steps back cautiously, bowed slightly, opened his arms, and stared at his movements with blazing eyes.

The women in the tent had just watched them compete with each other.

At this time, when I saw that I had changed my opponent, I was interested, and I sat up and looked out.

Mrs. Wang also sat up from Zhang Yizhi's lap, and when she saw the strong muscles of the big bear, her eyes lit up, and she praised with interest.

"What a big man!"

Zhang Yizhi was jealous, hurriedly dodged out of the tent, and shouted loudly.

"Whose family are you, there are no rules like this, so that your master can come forward and talk!"

Mrs. Wang stared at the big bear's knotted muscles and laughed.

"Xiao Zhang, you stand aside, don't disturb Mrs. Ben's interest, what's the harm in asking them to compete?"

Zhang Yizhi had no choice but to step aside.

The strong man saw that the big bear was strong, and knew that it was not easy to deal with, and he was originally going to do it, but it was only a battle of will.

Now that even his mistress was concerned, and it was inevitable that his job would be at stake, and his heart did not feel nervous, and he waited cautiously for the bear to make a move with his arms outstretched.

Who knew that the big bear didn't make a move, just stood there steadily, and hooked his little finger at him.