Chapter 348: Playing Dafa (3240 words, 2nd update)
But seeing Li Yi's groveling and low attitude, the anger in Li Shimin's heart disappeared a lot.
"Excuse me." Li Shimin waved his hand lightly, and did not directly reprimand Li Yi in public.
After all, today's court is above the court, although Li Yi is talking nonsense in a shameless manner, but he also falsely accused Wang Baoquan and others in public, but no matter what, Li Yi has finally found a perfect breakthrough for him to deal with the family.
Speaking of which, Li Yi can be regarded as a great hero, and the current Li Shimin is not so mediocre that he is confused.
What's more, Li Yi is now his appointed concubine and the husband of the fifth princess Li Lizhen.
More or less, Li Shimin still gave Li Yi a little face.
If he scolded Li Yi in public, it would be equivalent to...... He slapped himself in the face in public, and Li Shimin did not choose to lose both.
"Thank you, Holy Lord." Seeing that Li Shimin's face was extremely calm, and he couldn't see anything good at all, Li Yi hurriedly smiled and thanked him, and then got up unhurriedly.
At the same time, Li Yi split a smiling face and looked at Li Shimin with a smile.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person when you reach out.
Li Yi didn't believe it, he had already shown such a smiling face, could it be ...... Will Li Shimin deliberately embarrass him?
However, it turned out that everything was Li Yi's own thinking too much.
"Let's stand down." I saw Li Shimin glance at Li Yi, and then he waved his hand, and the palace maids, fathers-in-law, and even father-in-law Gao around Li Shimin all nodded in response to 'yes' and retreated one by one.
In the entire Imperial Garden, only Li Shimin and Li Yi remained.
Li Yi suddenly had an illusion in his heart, as if the atmosphere in the air had become extremely quiet and embarrassing.
"That, Holy ......" Li Yi had just spoken, and was about to pretend to be stupid and ask him twice, "Why did you find him here", Li Yi's voice was directly interrupted by Li Shimin in an instant.
"Li Bo'an, I can't see it, you kid...... It's kind of kind! Li Shimin said lukewarmly.
Li Yi was stunned in his heart, and was a little inexplicable by Li Shimin's words, and he didn't know why.
"If I don't plant it, then what will I do in the future? What will happen to my little sister in the future? What should they do about their sexual well-being? ”
"Our old Li family will ...... Isn't it about to cut off children and grandchildren? ”
In Li Yi's heart, he thought crooked almost instantly.
However, for these words, Li Yi was just thinking about it in his heart, and at present, he didn't have the temper to dare to say it in front of Li Shimin.
He was afraid that Li Shimin would send someone to beat him, so decisively, Li Yi chose to follow his heart.
Sometimes, you don't have to be stubborn, you have to use thirty-six strategies, and being from the heart is also a profound strategy...
"Holy Lord, Weichen doesn't understand." Li Yimu replied with a wink.
"Don't understand?" It seems that he had already expected in his heart that Li Yi would say this to him, Li Shimin was not angry, but smiled lightly.
While holding the stone table with his right hand, Li Shimin got up from the stone bench and surrounded Li Yi, turning around with a light gait.
At this time, Li Shimin stopped and asked coldly: "Li Bo'an, let me ask you, are you guilty?" ”
At this moment, Li Yi had already guessed something in his heart, but the more this time, the more Li Yi wanted to behave innocently.
There must not be a single flaw.
The phrase "a companion is like a tiger" is not a casual joke.
What's more, he is still such a smart person as Li Shimin.
"Weichen really doesn't know." Li Yi shook his head seriously, and at the same time, he scratched his head twice with a stunned expression, turned around and asked in confusion, "Dare to ask the Holy Lord, what is Weichen's crime?" ”
"......" Li Shimin's left cheek was slapped the spot.
At this moment, he no longer continued to stand, but moved forward in two steps, looked at the flowers in the imperial garden, and asked seemingly casually: "Li Bo'an, do you really not know?" Or do I have to force you to confess? ”
"Holy Lord, Wei Chen has always been gifted and dull, like rotten wood, please make it clear to the Holy Lord." Li Yi bowed slightly, and said unhurriedly.
"......" Li Shimin turned his head between his mouths, and glared at Li Yi, who was looking right, he was completely convinced.
For so many years, Li Yi is still the first person to say this about himself in front of him and deliberately pretend to be stupid.
Is he stupid? Like rotten wood?
Li Shimin had to face Li Yi again.
If Li Yi is indeed like this, then wouldn't Wang Baoquan's group of people not even be as good as rotten wood? Isn't that a fool?
His little five, Du Xiaomei, will they take a fancy to him?
"You kid, this is ...... You have to force me, right? Li Shimin scolded secretly in his heart, seeing that Li Yi's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, he simply didn't play dumb riddles with him, and went straight to the point, "Let me ask you, did Park Eunhao go to your house and give you a gift?" ”
"Nope!" Li Yi bit him to death directly, and he didn't admit it anyway.
Besides, those were two boxes of gold, silver and jewelry, and if he confessed it, it was hard to guarantee that Li Shimin would not confiscate them and go to the treasury.
Why do you have to hand in what you get with your strength? Why confiscation?
Compared to others, his family is very poor...
"Hehe..." In Li Shimin's heart, it seemed that he had already expected Li Yi's answer, so he couldn't help sneering twice on the spot, turned to stare at Li Yi, and said seriously, "Li Bo'an, if you tell me honestly now, maybe ...... I will not yet govern the sin. ”
Li Yi secretly said in his heart, "I'm afraid that Li Shimin has already known about this matter, right?" Is this giving me a chance to confess? ”
Li Yi had to think about it.
After all, Yuan Tiangang, a master, is now the leader of the mysterious organization of the Tang Kingdom, the bad handsome.
Li Yi believes that if Li Shimin wants to investigate these things, it should be a piece of cake.
The most important thing is his father, Li Jing, who is a little unreliable, maybe he has already told Li Shimin about it.
Therefore, after being entangled in his heart for a while, Li Yi asked directly: "Holy Lord, you have no jokes?" ”
"......" Li Shimin was choked on the spot by Li Yi's words, and at the same time smacked his mouth speechlessly, when did he speak not count?
"Naturally, you have no jokes!" Li Shimin nodded angrily.
But seeing Li Shimin like this, Li Yi nodded with a smile, smiled and bowed to Li Shimin, and said with a smile on his cheeks:
"Saint, there is indeed such a thing, but the saint can rest assured, when Park Eun-ho went back, Weichen asked him to carry the box back."
"What's more, today in the court, Park Eun Hao said in front of all the officials that he didn't give a gift to Weichen, and no one has evidence."
"And." Li Yi paused suddenly, his tone changed, and he became a little heavy and said, "Holy Lord, Wechen accepted this money not for Wechen's own pleasure, but because Wechen was thinking about it...... I hope to use these gold, silver and jewelry to build a academy, so that poor students from all over the world can also go to school. ”
In order to prevent Li Shimin from taking away the gold, silver and jewelry he got, Li Yi decisively made such a reason.
Anyway, it wouldn't cost much silver taels to build a poor academy, at most...... It only costs half a box of gold and silver jewelry.
Then there will still be a box and a half of jewelry left, which is not a loss for Li Yi.
However, when Li Shimin heard Li Yi's words, he was frightened in an instant.
"You want to build a ...... A college where poor students study? Li Shimin looked at Li Yi in disbelief, secretly observing the change in Li Yi's complexion to see if Li Yi was lying.
"Well, yes, Holy One." Li Yi seriously clenched his fists and said solemnly, "This idea has been spreading in Weichen's heart for a long time, but it's just ...... Weichen has never had enough silver taels, so he has been stranded for a long time. ”
At this moment, Li Shimin was completely shocked.
Because he found that when Li Yi spoke, he was very sincere and serious, and there was no trace of lying.
At least in Li Shimin's opinion, this is indeed the case, Li Yi did not lie.
But at the same time, in Li Shimin's heart, he didn't expect that Li Yi would still have this enlightenment!
"Li Bo'an, are you serious?" Li Shimin looked at Li Yi with some relief, but his face was slightly squinted, making it impossible to see what he really thought in his heart.
"Yes, Holy." Li Yi nodded solemnly, "This idea, Weichen has been thinking about it seriously for a long time!" ”
"Hmm." Li Shimin nodded, and did not doubt Li Yi anymore.
Li Shimin had already thought about this in his heart to build the academy, but the annual treasury revenue, in addition to spending on the army, also had to pay the court officials and various benefits and subsidies for the people.
The silver taels in the treasury have long been stretched, so this idea has been temporarily suppressed in Li Shimin's heart.
However, what Li Shimin didn't expect was that the thoughts in Li Yi's heart coincided with him!
"Could it be that Li Bo'an and I, this is the so-called "monarch and minister are of the same heart", and its benefits are gold?"
Li Shimin was greatly surprised in his heart, and while looking at Li Yi at this moment, he did not have the previous displeasure, but a feeling of appreciation.
"Since you have this heart, then tell me why you want to build the academy?" Li Shimin sat down again and looked at Li Yi without being salty or indifferent.
"......" Li Yi suddenly regretted it.
What's the matter, I just made an excuse for talking nonsense, where did I think about so many whys?
However, when Li Yi saw Li Shimin's serious appearance, it seemed that there was some relief in his expression, Li Yi suddenly felt that no matter what happened today, he had to pass Li Shimin's pass for the time being.
Otherwise, it is inevitable that Li Shimin will be scolded for a while, and maybe...... He couldn't even keep the remaining box and a half of jewelry.
Thinking of this, Li Yi pretended to ponder for a moment, but in fact, he panicked in his heart and began to quickly think of excuses.
If his answer can't satisfy Li Shimin, it will be the crime of bullying the king, and I am afraid that he will be punished by Li Shimin.
Li Yi suddenly felt that this lie ...... It seems like some of them are playing big.
After pondering for a long time, Li Yi thought of an excuse in his heart.
"Holy Lord, have you ever heard of a sentence?" Li Yi pretended to be a positive color, staring at Li Shimin with sincere and solemn eyes, and his expression was even more serious.
"What?" But seeing Li Yi like this, Li Shimin couldn't help but be stunned and asked in surprise.