Chapter 3 "A Mess"
When the scorching heat and great pain passed, Ah Zhen's life was only half a life, and his eyes were blurred when he fell straight down.
There was a loud "......bang", and with the pain of the bones falling apart, the endless fall ended.
"Ah......" The three family members of the Yin Mansion who were ordered to come out to recruit their sons-in-law had just put the tables and chairs next to the door of the house, and the curious people came to watch, and a figure suddenly fell from the eaves, and the three family hats on their heads were erected in fright.
A senior family member with a very high hat called out to the low-level family member next to him compared to the flying man who didn't know whether he was dead or alive three steps ago: "Ah Zai, go and take a look?" ”
"Woo......" The man named Ah Tsai had been in Yin for less than two months, and with two tears in his eyes, he reluctantly moved towards the trapeze man who suddenly fell from the eaves.
"Grass ......" was like Ah Zhen's nose that had been run over by a tank, and a small column of water vapor was knocked out, and he gritted his teeth and turned around with great difficulty.
"Ah......" The housekeeper who had just taken a step suddenly saw this person suddenly turn over, a housekeeper hat was high in the sky, his frightened fingers reached into his mouth and bit tightly, screaming and retreating sharply. Collar...... Foreman, he ...... Is he alive...... Alive. ”
The foreman who summoned Xiao Jiading to investigate looked at him like he was unproductive, raised his black palm very unhappily, slapped Gao Xiaojiading's hat raised high, and scolded: "It's understandable that the dead are afraid, but what are you afraid of the living?" ”
"Huh?" The little family who was rewarded with a storm of millet blinked in a daze, put down the fingers that were resting in his mouth and said in a daze, "Yes...... What are the living afraid of? ”
After teaching the little family a lesson, the foreman strode majestically towards Ah Zhen and asked, "Who are you?" How did you fall from the eaves of our Yin Mansion? ”
As soon as he sat up, Ah Zhen shook his head, and then was dumbfounded.
Ancient...... Costume? The subordinate who is often shown on TV in front of him, dressed in ancient costumes and wearing a pointed hat that is over-the-top, is staring at him with the eyes of a thief.
"I'll go!" Ah Zhen looked at the family in front of him in disbelief for a while, swallowed two mouthfuls of foam, twisted his sore neck, and looked around.
At the beginning of the lanterns, look at the antique road from afar, there is a stone street ten steps away behind you, the street is bustling with traveling merchants, and the streams are all wearing ancient long hanging cloaks.
Seeing this, Ah Jindun jumped up from the ground in fright, stared at Gollum's big eyes, and asked urgently in disbelief: "Is this...... This gentleman, are you filming? "Look at how fluttering this bull bragged, he was originally the author of the time-traveling novel, crossing? That's the plot that makes people vomit blood under his pen.
The foreman saw his thief's head and thief's brain, and frowned very unhappily and said, "What sir?" Blind your dog's eyes, don't you see what I'm wearing? "He was obviously wearing the uniform of the glorious family of their great Yin Mansion, and this guy dared to humiliate him and ridicule him for being illiterate.
Just as the foreman of the family was cracking and scolding, an old man rushed out of the gate of the Yin Mansion standing on two huge stone lions, and this old man was speeding at a speed of 1,000 kilometers per second, and flashed in front of the family in an instant. Stomping his feet and asking urgently: "Atong, is anyone willing?" "The palace returned the betrothed jade, and the old lady almost fainted, if no one was found, the funeral of the eldest lady and the old lady could be done together.
"Total ...... Explorer. When the scolding Atong saw the old manager, he was like a mouse meeting a cat, but he said weakly: "Just ...... Just put it on, but ......"
"But whatever." An old palm knocked on the door of the foreman's brain, jumped to his feet, and said, "Quick, fast." ”
"Yes, yes......" Stroking the door of the big cell's head, Ah Tong tearfully pushed Ah Zhen away from the pestle in front, "Let's go, don't get in the way." ”
"Huh?" Inexplicably, Ah Zhen scratched his brain, his mind was in a mess, he looked at the two spirits in front of him suspiciously, shrugged his shoulders and turned around.
"Little brother wait......" just scolded the lazy housekeeper, the old man was surprised to see Ah Zhen, as if he had seen a savior, and urgently grabbed him and asked urgently: "Has the little brother married?" ”
"What?" Ah Zhen, who had just turned around, was pulled, and looked at the white-bearded old man in front of him with a confused head, and then shook his head. "Singles."
Although he didn't know that the bachelor was a god, when he saw the handsome little brother shaking his head, the old man's white beard immediately floated excitedly, "Since you are not married, why don't you come to our Yin Mansion to be a son-in-law?" After speaking, he immediately seduced: "Of course I won't treat you badly, as long as the little brother nods, in the future, we will be the eldest aunt of our Yin Mansion, and it will be easy to eat and drink spicy food and spicy food for the rest of my life." ”
"Scare?" Inexplicably fell into this unknown ghost place, and then met a group of spirits, and now this spirits are going to give him a wife, as long as it is a normal person, there is no one who does not stay.
"My young lady is very beautiful, very beautiful, like a fairy coming down from the sky." The old man threw another sugar-coated bomb.
Ah Zhen, whose head was messing around, looked at the urgent old man in front of him with a dull expression, rubbed his temples with one hand, and stopped with the other: "Wait." "Stop this chattering old mouth, Ah Zhen rationalizes the confused thoughts." Do you mean to marry your young lady to me? ”
"Nope." The old man shook his head.
"No?" Seeing him shaking his head, Ah Zhen's old face became even more sinister, in addition to the literal meaning, is there a metaphor?
"Yes." The old man who shook his head pointed at him and said, "It was you who married my young lady." ”
"I see." Suddenly realized, pursed his lips and said, "You want me to be rich, right?" ”
"That's right." Seeing that he was not interested, the old man said urgently: "Our Yin family has a big business, if you come in, it will not be a problem to eat and drink spicy food for the rest of your life." ”
Ah Zhen is not very interested in eating and drinking spicy food, no matter how poor people are in the 21st century, which one is not eating and drinking spicy food. "I'm sorry, my family has been passed down for eighteen generations, and if you want my son to have someone else's surname, it's no way."
The old man who was in a hurry to persuade saw that he hadn't even married and even his son had jumped out, and his old face was strange and weird, and he suddenly said, "If you are really born...... Giving birth to a son, with ...... It's not your last name...... It's okay. ”
"Really?" Crooking his neck, Ah Zhen looked at the old face in front of him who wanted to cry or not, whether he wanted to smile or not, and his brain continued to knot and asked, "Can my son have my surname?" "Is this a complication?
"Absolutely." His young ladies are dead, so it is possible to give birth to a son for him.
Hearing that he could be surnamed him, Ah Zhen stroked his chin, frowned lightly and muttered, "Then you can also test it." ”
"Don't test the filter, what else do you want to filter this kind of thing that falls into the sky." The old man's words fell, and he quickly dragged Ah Zhen's arm, and a pair of old hot wheels rotated rapidly, dragging the staggering Ah Zhen to rush towards the house.
Although the majestic face of the old lady is full of wrinkles, it can still be vaguely seen that the young man is a great beauty, making countless handsome men jump into the river and countless beauties hanging.
A golden crutch inlaid with jade was slamming the floor with a thousand catties, and he scolded angrily: "That surnamed Wang is really not a thing." After scolding, he was still angry, and turned his head to warn his son who was standing aside: "Chao'er, in the future, you must not associate with such a person who has no character and no virtue." ”
"Yes, mother." Yin Chao, who was standing on the side, bowed down to answer, not daring to say a word on the top of the angry mother-in-law.
"Husband, he's too much, so if you don't want to, forget it." The noble lady standing beside Yin Chao was so poor that she scolded: "Before the seven or seven days have passed, he ordered someone to return the betrothed things, and he was really blind at the beginning to give the silver to his Wang family." ”
A seventeen-year-old man standing on the other side, his eyes were red from crying, and he waved his hands and said: "I found out that my sister died suddenly, and when I went to the palace to report the bad news, Wang Dong actually looked at my sister until now and in the future, which is really hateful." ”
"Jia'er is not wrong at all." The anger in the old lady's chest was blazing, and an old man held a golden cane in his hand, and shouted hatefully: "Zhuan'er, Shuxian, Jia'er, you must always remember that this Wang De is like an animal, and you must never have any more dealings with them, you know?" ”
"Yes, old lady." The three people on either side silently responded.
"What the hell is Fu Rong doing?" Now the old lady, who doesn't like anyone, looked at the door of the hall angrily, and scolded anxiously: "I have been recruiting a son-in-law for so long, and I haven't even seen a figure." ”
Just finished scolding, the white-bearded old man driving Hot Wheels was dripping with sweat on his forehead, and dragged Ah Zhen out of the front garden. ”
"Got it?" Hearing the sound in the distance, the four people in the hall looked towards the door of the hall, and sure enough, they saw Fu Rong pulling a long figure and rushing towards the hall in a hurry.
Although Ah Zhen, who had just been seriously injured, was not in danger of his life, he was dragged away for a long time, and the bones of his body jumped out to protest with him. It wasn't until the old man who was pulling him running into the lobby that he let go of him panting, and urgently bowed to the old lady standing in front of the Taishi chair and said, "Old Taijun, this is the person." ”
"Hmm." Responding lightly without a clue, the old lady's old eyes shot sharply towards Ah Zhen, who was rubbing his sore arm.
"Huh?" At this glance, the three generations in the hall were immediately stunned.
"Where are you from? Why do you dress so weirdly? An old but solemn voice sounded.
Frowning and kneading his arms, Ah Zhen put down his big palm and looked forward with a confused mind. I saw a middle-aged man, a middle-aged lady, a half-grown child, and a very authoritative old woman, and it was the old woman with a golden cane who was asking.
"What?" Ah Zhen put down his palm, looked at the old grandmother who looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "Mother-in-law, what did you say?" ”
"Where are you from?" A pair of old eyes looked him up and down, and the old eyebrows raised and asked: "I am so indecently dressed, I have no shame." ”
"Huh?" was reprimanded inexplicably, Ah Zhen looked down at his jeans and T-shirt, and suddenly realized: "Grandma, it's not that it's nondescript, but I just came back from a study tour abroad." "Did he really cross over? This is too godly, isn't it?
"Abroad?" Yin Zhen frowned, staring at Ah Zhen muttering.
"Study tour?" Yin Chao's wife, that is, the middle-aged noble woman Shuxian, was also puzzled.
The old lady had never heard of this word, and she didn't care about it. After reprimanding, a pair of old Ling Li's eyes stared at Lin Azhen carefully.
Except for his nondescript uniform and flat short hair, the three generations in the hall were shocked. Although this person didn't know where he came from, the pair of sheathed handsome eyebrows seemed to be flying in the air, and a pair of bright eyes were shining with wisdom. With such handsome eyebrows, clear lips, and elegant dust, especially the one who is different from ordinary people and can't say the natural temperament, the three generations in the hall are all speechless.
"How?" Seeing that the four people in front of him looked like they were going to gnaw him alive, Ah Zhen was immediately startled, and stepped back gently and asked, "What do you want to do...... Why? ”
The old lady who was fascinated came back to her senses, hid the fire in her belly, and asked a little calmly: "What's your name?" "She has decided on this person no matter what, and she is a perfect match for her Yinyue. If the two of them stood together, it was like a painting between her and the old man who had passed away.
Suddenly, seeing the majestic grandmother and Yan Yue, Ah Zhen replied suspiciously: "Mother-in-law, my name is Ah Zhen." ”
"Ah Zhen?" The old mouth muttered, then nodded and asked again: "What is the surname?" ”
"The surname is Lin."
"Is that Shuangmu Forest in Jiumu Chuanfang?"
"That's right." Hearing Jiumu Chuanfang, Ah Zhen nodded with a smile and said: "It is a descendant of Bigan, and he has a seven-trick exquisite heart in his body. ”
"No wonder, no wonder." This surname is really rare. The old lady who nodded continued to ask, "How old are you?" ”
"Twenty-seven."
"What?" As soon as he said his age, the three generations in the hall immediately jumped to their feet. "How old do you say you are?"
"Twenty-seven." Suspiciously, Ah Zhen twisted his eyebrows and looked at the incredible three people in front of him, is there anything wrong with him being twenty-seven years old?
"Nonsense." As his words fell, the old lady was very angry and smashed the floor with a golden cane, and asked majestically: "Say, how old are you?" ”
"Er......" Ah Zhen, who was about to say twenty-seven, slipped a row of cold sweat on his head, and saw the four pairs of fierce eyes in front of him, as if he dared to say that he was twenty-seven years old, and the old woman in front of him was about to rush to him and beat him to death with her heavy cane, "Twenty, that's right, I'm twenty years old." "Urgently change his words, anyway, he was born with a little white face, and it shouldn't be a big deal to be shameless seven years old, right?
"Hmm." Hearing that he was twenty years old, the old lady nodded with satisfaction, and the old finger pointed to the chief manager next to Ah Zhen and called: "Fu Rong, take him to the bath, change into auspicious clothes, and get married in one hour." ”
"Yes." The white-bearded old man bowed respectfully to the front, and then pulled Ah Zhenxi and said, "Uncle, let's go and change into auspicious clothes." ”
"Ah......" The brain made hundreds of knots, and before he could say half a sentence, he shook and the person was pulled to the small door in the hall and hidden.
Pulled into the small door, the dazed Ah Zhen staggered after the old man who was rushing, dazzlingly turning through countless small arches, passing the water pavilion bridge, running through the flowery brocade, and finally standing in front of a pavilion.
"Please come into the room." The four little girls who had been waiting for a long time were holding something in their hands, bending their knees and bowing quietly to Ah Zhen, looking very good-looking, and Ana was colorful.
Ah Zhen's mind became more and more confused as he stared at this exquisite small building under the lights, and asked the old man next to him suspiciously: "Grandpa, where is this?" ”
"Hangzhou." The old man stared at Ah Zhen suspiciously, "Isn't my uncle from Xia Zhou?" ”
"Xia Zhou?" Ah Zhen was shocked, "Guo Wenxuan, is that big Zhou?" "It's like the world of novels he wrote, right?
"Guo Wenxuan?" The old man's old face was sneering, and he turned his head sideways and asked: "Who is Guo Wenxuan?" ”
"Okay!" Admitting that he messed up the novel with the world, Ah Zhen rolled his eyes, spread his hands and said, "Grandpa, who is the emperor of this Great Zhou Dynasty?" What is the country name called? ”
When the old man saw him asking such a question, his eyes were very puzzled and he asked, "Uncle doesn't know?" ”
"I just came back from a study tour abroad, so of course I don't know." Ah Zhenzhen naturally glared at Fu Rong, "If you know, what are you doing?" ”
"That's right." Fu Rong scratched his head, pulled him and whispered: "It is now the twenty-seventh year of Xuantong, and the emperor's name is ......" Speaking of this, the thief's brain glanced around, and pulled Ah Zhen closer and whispered: "The emperor's name is Zhou, and the country name is Xia Zhou." ”
"I see." Ah Zhen nodded, his mind was a mess, and he whispered, "What a mess." ”
"Alright." After finishing speaking, Fu Rong handed him to the four maids standing by the door frame and said, "Wait for my aunt to bathe and change clothes, and visit the hall for an hour." ”
"Yes." The four maids were gentle and quiet, and after blessing their bodies, they invited Ah Zhen and said, "Please let my uncle enter the room." ”
"Huh? Good! So docile and elegant, Ah Zhen nodded stunned, scratching the door of his brain, and stepped into the threshold. He just wanted to get a good night's sleep and straighten out his messy head. But it was clear that this group of people would not go his way.