Chapter 38 Conditions of the Cave House
As soon as the old monk walked out, he immediately bowed his hand to Jiang Xiaobai and thanked the big balloon where they were: "Thank you little hero for your help today, this Fahai has been occupying our Jinshan Temple for two years by relying on his strong martial arts." Today, the little hero subdued him, which made the old man revisit the Jinshan Temple, and the old man didn't know how to thank the two little heroes now. ”
I went, it turns out that this Fahai is such a person, no wonder he would do such a despicable and shameless thing. Lao Tzu still thinks that your Jinshan Temple will hunt me down because of this?
Jiang Xiaobai immediately surrendered his hand and pretended to say: "Master Abbot doesn't need to thank me, I can't imagine that this Fahai has lost his conscience so much and done all the bad things." This is all his retribution, even if we don't show up today, there will be other heroes who will come and clean him up one day. This is what your Buddhist scriptures say, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, it is not that they will not be rewarded, and the time has not yet come. Right? Hehehehehe. ”
The old monk was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "This little hero seems to have a fate with my Buddha, so he didn't go down to the ground." How about talking about the scriptures with the old man? ”
Jiang Xiaobai thought to himself, what should I talk about with you old bald donkey? There's still something around me that I don't have time to do.
Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Master doesn't have to be like this, when I have time one day, I will definitely visit the little brother." But now that the younger brother still has something to do, he will leave first, and this Fahai will be handed over to you Jinshan Temple to deal with. What do you think? ”
Master Fang Zhan immediately said: "The disciples of the whole temple listen to the order, as long as Jiang Gongzi and Bai Gongzi arrive in the future, they can come and go directly, and no one can use any excuse to stop them." ”
The monks immediately agreed: "Remember the purpose of the law. ”
After chatting for a few more words, Jiang Xiaobai drove the flying balloon and left, and on the way, he also shot two pheasants to go back to drink.
In the evening, Jiang Xiaobai grabbed Bai Suzhen and said, "Lady, you see that even the emperor has agreed to the matter of the two of us." Isn't it time for us to cave the house? ”
Bai Suzhen blushed and said, "The emperor agreed?" That doesn't mean I say yes! When will I say yes? If you think about it again, it's all right! ”
Jiang Xiaobai said depressedly: "Lady, look, everyone has agreed, your father, mother, brother, and I have all agreed, why don't you still agree?" ”
Bai Suzhen said: "All the people outside say that I have a flower on the cow dung, if you can make progress in your studies, then the lady will promise you, so what's the matter." ”
I'll go, that's too general. What does it mean to make progress?
Jiang Xiaobai said with a bitter face: "Lady, you better give a substantive condition!" I'm willing to do anything for you. ”
Bai Suzhen's face flushed again, thought about it and said, "Otherwise!" When you become the champion of literature one day, I will promise you how, so that our husband and wife will have nothing to say, right? ”
Jiang Xiaobai's face immediately fell: "Lady, aren't you embarrassed?" It's not that you don't know the rules of our Dahua Dynasty, and your son-in-law can't participate in the scientific examination. ”
Bai Suzhen glanced at him and said, "What are you talking about?" It's true that you're a son-in-law, but aren't you solved now? You are all people with positions, so it is naturally no problem to participate in scientific examinations. ”
If I go, can people with positions still participate in scientific examinations? This Jiang Xiaobai really doesn't know, but since the lady said yes, let's give it a try!
"Lady, I'll go and give it a try tomorrow."
Bai Suzhen said unhappily: "What do you mean by signing up for a name and giving it a try?" If you really like me, then you have to take it. By the way, you've been skipping class for a few days, so remember to go to school tomorrow. ”
"Huh!"
Jiang Xiaobai was suddenly embarrassed, and then he remembered that his body here was only a little over 16 years old, and he was still a student of the ordinary town school.
OMG! In my last life, Lao Tzu graduated from college, okay? Why do you still have to go to school here? It's embarrassing, but come to think of it, he's really skipped a lot of classes. All right! Lao Tzu will go to school tomorrow, isn't it okay?
Early the next morning, Jiang Xiaobai took Bai Xiaojiang to school on his bicycle. In order to express his depressed mood, Jiang Xiaobai sang while riding: "Little little Erlang, carrying that schoolbag to school, not afraid of the sun, not afraid of wind and rain, just afraid that my husband will scold me for being lazy, uneducated, and faceless to see my father and mother......"
Bai Xiaojiang sat in the back of the car, triumphant, and said crookedly: "Brother-in-law, who taught you this song, it's quite good, but it seems that there has never been such a song in our Dahua Dynasty!" ”
"I said that my brother-in-law wrote it myself, do you believe it?"
Bai Xiaojiang immediately said: "I definitely don't believe it!" None of us know who? At your literary level, you still want to write songs? Brother-in-law, don't tease me. ”
I went, and there was no such blow. Jiang Xiaobai stopped the car and shouted at the back: "You get me down, be careful that Lao Tzu falls to kill you." ”
Bai Xiaojiang immediately knew that he had said the wrong thing, and it seemed that he had provoked this master.
Bai Xiaojiang immediately laughed and said, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?" You just let me ride the car to school, you see, I'm so fat, how pitiful, why don't you have a little sympathy? ”
Bai Xiaojiang sat in the car and didn't get down, ready to use that trick to resist to the end.
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Poor sister, you hurry up and let me come down to learn to ride a bicycle, and the glorious task of sending my brother-in-law to school in the future will be handed over to you Bai Xiaojiang, do you know?" ”
Oh, it turned out that I was learning to drive! This one can.
Then Bai Xiaojiang got started excitedly, but he fell and fell into a. Immediately after that, he clanged again, and the fall hurt so much, and when he fell to the school, Bai Xiaojiang felt that his whole body was not his own. Pain all over the body.
It is said to be a school, but it is actually a house that can barely accommodate dozens of people, and this is the only school in the entire town.
Of course, you have to understand that there are dozens of people in ordinary towns. I can't help it! He can't afford to read in this poor family!
That's right, this ordinary town person learns Bagu Wen. That is, dozens of people sitting there, shaking their heads and rote memorization.
When the class started, Mr. was reading at the top, and a group of students were shaking their heads and following along, which was really boring.
After a while, Jiang Xiaobai began to fall asleep, if it weren't for the lady who had to let him come to this school to read this ghost book, even if you beat him to death, he wouldn't have come.
The thing that made Jiang Xiaobai most depressed was that the teacher who taught was Mr., he was not a beauty, but a stinky old man who he hated very much.
Jiang Xiaobai hates this bad old man very much, because Jiang Xiaobai has always been the target of this bad old man. Even now, this bad old man read it, and glanced at Jiang Xiaobai from time to time with his eyes.
Jiang Xiaobai's lethargic appearance really made this gentleman angry.