Chapter 15: The Feeling of Becoming an Immortal
As soon as Bai Yutang's words fell, a person suddenly rushed in the hall, but this person was not Bai Fengfeng, but his son Bai Xiaojiang.
As soon as Bai Xiaojiang came in, he said happily: "Father, father, let me tell you, we met Gao Yanei on the road just now." ”
As soon as he heard this, Bai Yutang's heart immediately lifted, and he glanced at Bao Longtu very tacitly. I couldn't help but think in my heart, it's over, it's over, it won't be that Jiang Xiaobai can't come back, right?
However, as soon as he finished thinking about it, he heard his son say happily: "Father, let me tell you, it's really cool." That Gao Yanai with a few doglegs wanted to beat us, but your son and I beat us all over the ground looking for teeth, and one by one the ghosts cried wolf and couldn't get up.
Father, I can tell you, those people around Gao Yanai are really masters, and I almost can't beat them. But as soon as I remembered that my brother-in-law was still here! They must not be allowed to bully their brother-in-law.
Then I got angry, and angrily used a trick of 'monkey egg' to pull out one. Then he used another trick, 'Foot girl**', and exploded another one.
Unexpectedly, in a fit of rage, I realized two such powerful tricks. Beat those guys one by one to cry dad and call mother. That's really a cool crooked!
Father, you didn't see it, if you did, you would definitely praise me for being a martial arts wizard who is rare to see in a hundred years. ”
Bai Yutang couldn't listen to it anymore, and scolded loudly: "You girl, don't blow it." Hurry up and tell me, did Jiang Xiaobai have an accident? If something happens to him, Lao Tzu will kill you today, do you believe it or not? ”
Bai Xiaojiang suddenly couldn't speak, looked at his father with a resentful face, and said in his heart, Dad! In the end, I am your own child, or that Jiang Xiaobai is your own child! I've never seen eccentricity like this.
At this time, Jiang Xiaobai had already put the car away, and then walked in and saluted Bai Yutang and said, "Lord Wang, Xiaobai is back." ”
After speaking, he saw Bao Longtu again, and hurriedly saluted: "Hello Master Bao." ”
As soon as Bai Yutang saw Jiang Xiaobai, he finally relieved himself. glanced at Bao Longtu provocatively, which means to say, look at you, didn't you say that my Xiaobai would come back with a blue nose and swollen face?
Now you take a look. There is no wound on this body! Not only that, but it was the crying father who was beaten in Gao Ya and called his mother.
Bao Longtu was embarrassed, but it was not the first time he had seen Jiang Xiaobai. I don't know why, looking at this Jiang Xiaobai today, I feel different from before!
Bao Longtu thought about it and finally found something wrong. If it was before, it would be impossible for Jiang Xiaobai to salute and call the prince like Bai Yutang, otherwise he wouldn't hate this Jiang Xiaobai so much.
But today, Jiang Xiaobai saluted, and even opened his mouth to call the prince, which is not right. In the past, Jiang Xiaobai used to call Bai Yutang an old man.
Bao Longtu asked Jiang Xiaobai: "Boy, the sun didn't hit the west today!" When did you become so polite? ”
"Ahh
Jiang Xiaobai's heart tightened, and he secretly screamed that it was not good, it was not good to reveal the stuffing!
Only then did he remember what kind of virtue he used to be, and it would be strange if he changed too quickly and didn't show his stuff.
He hurriedly said with a grin: "Old man Bao, you're wrong, this person will always grow up!" When he grows up, he will naturally be sensible, does Lord Bao hope that the small one will never grow up? ”
Bao Longtu suddenly had a black line at the end, just after praising you for being polite! You're here again, where did you grow up? If this was his own son, he would have rushed up and slapped him twice. And then teach him a good lesson, so that he will remember it for the rest of his life. But this Jiang Xiaobai can't do it!
Jiang Xiaobai's father is not only Bai Yutang's brother, but also his Bao Longtu's brother. Now that my brother is gone, I left such a lone seedling, and people didn't give you much, so I called you an old man, and you couldn't bear to go up and smoke others? Now he understands Bai Yutang's helplessness.
Bao Longtu smiled awkwardly: "This is like you kid." Hehe! You just said you beat that Gao Yanei? Really? ”
Bai Xiaojiang was about to speak, but Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Fake, this is definitely fake, it's not that we want to beat him, it's that he wants to beat us, we definitely can't sit still, right?" So he fought back, this Gao Yanei himself is not good at learning, and he still wants to bully people, and now this fate is his own end. ”
Bao Longtu smiled and said, "Having said that, have you ever thought about the consequences?" You came to Beijing to see the emperor to settle the matter. You see that this matter has not been solved yet, and you provoke such a thing again, I am afraid it will be difficult to explain it in the court tomorrow! If you provoke Long Yan's anger, even if the prince and I wrap up the dragon map, you won't be able to protect you! ”
Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said: "Old man Bao, you can rest assured about this, even if it is the emperor, he can't say what he does." ”
Jiang Xiaobai sat down as he spoke, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. took out a windproof lighter, lit the cigarette with a click, and took a comfortable puff.
Bao Longtu and Bai Yutang were thinking about Jiang Xiaobai's words, was it a bit ashamed, or a big rebellion? Suddenly, when he saw Jiang Xiaobai coming, his eyes suddenly widened.
Bao Longtu walked up two steps quickly, snatched the windproof lighter in Jiang Xiaobai's hand, and studied it over and over for a while, then asked in surprise: "Boy, what is this?" ”
Bai Yutang and Bai Xiaojiang also exclaimed in surprise: "Xiaobai (brother-in-law), how can you breathe smoke?" ”
Jiang Xiaobai successfully changed the topic and said happily: "This is an immortal gift from my master. This one is called a lighter, this one is called a cigarette, it's very refreshing to smoke, do you want to have one? ”
, something given by the immortal master, that must come to one.
Just now, Bai Yutang also told Bao Longtu about Jiang Xiaobai's worship of the Immortal Master, so Bao Longtu didn't feel strange at this time.
Jiang Xiaobai gave each of them a Hongta Mountain and lit cigarettes for them one by one.
Then they smoked, and immediately choked on tears.
Bao Longtu said angrily: "This thing is so choking, you can even eat it, it's just reasonable." ”
Bai Yutang and Bai Xiaojiang also had similar ideas.
"Alas, old man Bao, don't slander the immortal things sent by my immortal master! What kind of immortal thing that my immortal master gave me is something that everyone will enjoy? ”
When Bao Longtu heard it, he also felt that Bai Xiaojiang was reasonable. The other two, of course, thought the same thing. So he continued to smoke again.
After a few rounds of choking, it was finally smooth. But after this snort, I suddenly felt that the whole person was fluttering.
Bao Longtu said in a daze: "Hehe, it's really something given by immortals, and it really feels like an immortal when you eat it." ”