Chapter 388 [It turns out that you are such a black-bellied grandfather]

Li Yun still remembers the original criticism, and felt that the seventh one was very unreasonable at that time.

"Get the breath of heaven and earth, collect the essence of the sun and the moon, like a piece of white paper, a pearl of Yaochi, three thousand years of ice and snow frost, cast a pure body of immortals, originally two parallel lines, can not communicate in a lifetime. However, going against the sky, forcibly changing his life, and resisting the ninety-nine thunder tribulations, this matter was finally promoted, and the sky was furious, roaring and asking, why is it so? Laughing and scolding the sky, what is the sin after shelter? ”

Strong folk myths and legends......

According to this criticism, his seventh wife must be like a fairy, and she was originally destined to be inseparable from herself, but it was forcibly promoted by the ancestor who changed his life against the sky, because he changed his life against the sky, and the ancestor even carried the thunderstorm.

But now? It's not like that at all. A blind voice like a morning bird, suddenly said that he was his seventh daughter-in-law?

The key thing is that Li Yun, the seventh daughter-in-law, doesn't want it, or rather, he doesn't dare to ask for it......

If it was a woman, Li Yun would grit his teeth and endure it, but the other party was a man, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a woman pretending to be a man.

The sound is crisp though.

The pupils are clear though.

The eyelashes are long though.

Although the character is pure.

But all these advantages can't change the fact that this little blind chest has not the slightest bulge at all.

Even if it is a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl, it should be a little change at this age, and the little blind looks like he must be at least sixteen or seventeen years old, and who dares to say that he is a woman with a flat chest.

Let me marry a man as a daughter-in-law?

Li Yun subconsciously shuddered!

The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he couldn't help but look at the Taoist boy on the steps, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva in his throat, and asked stubbornly: "Master Zu, I'm not a glass ......"

I'm not glass, and few people should understand that word.

But Li Yun deliberately used this word, he wanted to try the quality of Master Zu, a long, long time ago, Li Yun suspected that Master Zu was not a person of this era.

Sure enough, I saw that Dao Tong suddenly smiled, like a child's little face showing a touch of pride, and suddenly blinked like a naughty child, and said leisurely: "If you don't want to be a glass, you can also be a rabbit!" ”

Poof!

Li Yun almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

Stone hammer, finally stone hammer!

All the doubts were finally answered at this moment.

The fellow, the old man, came from the same era, had the same generation of thoughts, and the whole seven years of loneliness turned into tearful excitement at this moment.

"Old Patriarch ......"

Li Yun choked and opened his mouth, only to feel a piece of lead blocked in his chest, and suddenly he wiped away his tears and asked loudly: "Old Ancestor, what level is your account at the starting point?" Apprentice Sun Bucai, writer LV5. ”

This is the era of asking Dao Tong in his previous life.

"Hehehehehe!"

I saw that Dao Tong smiled leisurely again, and suddenly stretched out his hand and waved at Li Yun, his face was still as naughty as a child, and he said proudly: "Poor Dao can't write essays, but is a reading family, and the coins are too expensive, and I have always liked white prostitution." ”

Poof!

Li Yun almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood again.

You are such a fairy as an old man, and the co-author turned out to be a dick who watches pirated copies......

Are you worth it, as an author, what you want to beat up most is the white prostitutes?

……

"So!" The old ancestor opened his mouth again, and said with a mischievous smile: "Poor Dao feels that he owes something to you authors, so he will try every means to make up for it, aren't you happy, good disciple grandson, Master Zu has set you seven daughters-in-law." ”

This brings the topic back to marrying a daughter-in-law.

"You can pull it down!"

Li Yun jumped three feet high, and said with a face full of anger: "Say it's for my good, who knows what your idea is?" It seems that I have found seven daughters-in-law, but have you ever thought about my feelings......"

Saying that, he took a deep breath, and said with a righteous face: "You must know that I am a disciple and grandson, and I belong to the kind of peerless great man who has never been in love with him. ”

"Whew!"

No one expected that Dao Tong suddenly smacked at him, obviously a fairy outside the world, but at this time, he was full of mouth like a hooligan, pointing at Li Yun and saying, "Do you want to be shameless?" Do you know shame? There is a kind of you to say it again to the poor road, how many films do you have in the CDEF disk of your computer? With a good look like you, licking the screen at least three times a day, dare to say that you are very affectionate, do you want to coax the old ancestor as a fool? ”

The corners of Li Yun's mouth twitched a few times, and he said stupidly: "At least I didn't install the C drive, and the C drive is equipped with the operating system." ”

"What about the other plates?" The old patriarch looked at him coldly.

Li Yun smiled, rubbed his big hands and said, "If the apprentice said that he didn't pretend to have any films, do you believe it?" ”

Dao Tong slowly lifted his little hand, which was as white as jade, looked at him with a smile and said, "If the palm of the poor Dao is beaten, no one between heaven and earth can bear it." ”

Li Yun immediately changed his words and said bluntly: "The other plates are loaded, but they are not filled with films, the pieces take up too much space, and I only save seeds, and the seeds are saved, so I can watch them as you go." ”

Dao Tong's body shook, and it took a long time before he looked up to the sky and took a deep breath, and muttered, "Little rabbit cub, but he is an expert." ”

The conversation between the two ancestors, apprentices and grandsons, looking at the entire Tang Dynasty, I am afraid that no one will understand, everyone present was stunned and in a daze, the king of Qi was full of suspicion and kept scrutinizing, and suddenly the big devil snorted coldly, and asked fiercely: "What kind of incision did your apprentice grandson say?" Why didn't Lao Tzu remember that Daomen had these blades? ”

Dao Tong glanced at him, and said lightly: "This is not a Dao Gate incision, this is a game between Poor Dao and Disciple Sun." ”

"Yes, yes, game!" Li Yun also hurriedly spoke, helping Master Zu explain together.

"I don't care what kind of game I have!"

Old man Qi suddenly roared, and said in an even more fierce tone: "Lao Tzu only cares about one thing, that is, my family's Xiao Yanran can't be left out in the cold, even if you stinky boy marries a night watchman and cultivates it, you have to go to my granddaughter's room for at least ten days every month." ”

The panic that Li Yun had just suppressed rushed out from the bottom of his heart again.

He heard a special sentence in Old Man Qi's words.

Marry a night watchman and double cultivate!

This is tantamount to telling Li Yun that the seventh daughter-in-law is destined to marry.

The old ancestor asked him to marry, and the king of Qi even asked him to marry, and then looked at the expression on the face of the old master Yan next to him, and the face of the lame man.

Everyone clearly has the same meaning.

But the little blind man was a man......

……

Goo!

Li Yun subconsciously swallowed and salivaed.

He took a deep breath, raised his hand and wiped his forehead, he could see from the expressions of the four elders that it seemed that marrying the little blind was a big deal, since the elders insisted, there must be a reason to insist, so ......

Just think he's a woman.

I remember that there is a famous saying in later generations, how to say, a man, should be a man.

Knowing the man and going up, the man is the man, and the strongman locks the man......

To paraphrase the old ancestor's words: "It's really not good, you can be a rabbit master!" ”

……

Master Rabbit!

Li Yun shuddered!

He was about to grit his teeth and open his mouth, when suddenly he heard a voice like a morning bird, but when he saw the little blind jumping in front of him, a pair of eyes like a clear spring looked at him curiously, and said very confusedly: "I see that you are panicked, and you seem to be very afraid of marrying me." ”

This little blind is really good.

Trummies countless voice changers......

But Li Yun couldn't help but shudder, and his eyes couldn't help but look at the other party's chest.

Seeing him like this, the little blind blinked his eyes and said curiously: "I can see that your gaze is in the direction, do you want to look at my chest?" ”

Saying that, he was going to untie his chest, as if he really wanted Li Yun to take a look, and while undressing, he was still very curious and said, "Strange, why are you looking at my chest?" ”

"Don't, don't!"

Li Yun stopped him with a steep hand, his face turned pale and he swallowed and spit, and tried to say a word: "Although we are destined to become husband and wife, I am not interested in looking at a man's chest." ”

"Huh?"

The little blind blinked blindly, his eyes were as pure as a newborn baby, he looked at Li Yun curiously, tilted his little head and asked, "I'm not a man, what does it have to do with me that you're not interested in looking at a man's chest?" ”

Uh-huh?

Li Yun was stunned for a moment.

His gaze subconsciously fell, looking at Pingchuan on the chest of the little blind eye.

The little blind looked up curiously, and his clear eyes were full of puzzlement.

The two stood face to face for a long time, Li Yun finally couldn't bear the other party's pure eyes, he took a step back with a little embarrassment, and cautiously tentatively said: "You just said, said, said that you are not a man......?" ”

"That's right!"

The little blind was very puzzled by Li Yun's question, and suddenly lowered his head to keep checking at himself, and asked curiously: "Am I very much like a man?" I'm just wearing my husband's clothes. ”

Goo!

Li Yun swallowed his saliva again, suddenly stretched out his hand and gestured, and said to the little blind blind: "That, that, have you ever seen a kind of food, called steamed bread, steamed bread...... Big steamed buns? ”

Little Blind had no idea what he meant.

Li Yun gritted his teeth, and finally hardened his head and was ready to pick out, he suddenly stretched his hand forward, pressed it directly on the chest of the little blind eye, and said with an aggrieved face: "You haven't noticed that you are different from others here." Fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, here is like a steamed bun......"

The little blind suddenly realized, but his clear eyes were not shy, he looked down at his chest, and said curiously: "So what you said is that this place should be like a steamed bun?" But what does it have to do with whether I'm a woman or not? ”

I TM......

Li Yun was almost suffocated.

If you were a girl, wouldn't you even know this?

"Hahahaha!"

Several elders burst into laughter.

King Qi smiled the brightest, as if he saw the funniest joke in the world, Yan Shigu couldn't help but laugh, the old man's body and bones were trembling crookedly, and Master Daotong Zu was also laughing, and he seemed to like to see Li Yun make a fool of himself.

The lame husband couldn't keep his mouth shut, but he was the only one who was willing to explain, so he only listened to him: "Don't be aggrieved by the lone wanderer, Cao'er didn't mean to be angry with you, she is as pure as the moon, she doesn't understand the world, and the words you just tempted her can't be understood by her at all." ”

"But she ......"

Li Yun pointed to the little blind chest, suggesting that his temptation was not wrong.

"Hehehehehe!"

The lame man smiled gently, and said with a pointed expression: "I'm not an adult!" She can't be calculated by common sense. ”

Uh-huh?

"Underage?"

Li Yun was slightly stunned, and said with some astonishment: "The girl is sixteen years old, so she belongs to a few people." ”

But seeing the lame husband looking at Cao'er with a loving face, he said with emotion: "If it is an ordinary girl, there are indeed some changes at the age ......of sixteen, but Cao'er can't, she is still early to grow up, and now she is not an exaggeration to say a newborn baby."

Li Yun's heart moved slightly, and he looked at the grass in front of him, but he saw that the little blind was also looking up at him with his little head, and there was still a lot of curiosity in his eyes.

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