Chapter 47: The Couplet Scolding Battle

As soon as Mr. Kong heard Wu Tiande's words, his face became unsightly. There is no way, this Wu Tiandao's words are too misleading, so that Mr. Kong directly thinks that Jiang Xiaobai looks down on the knowledge of their capital school.

He nodded and said, "Competition makes people progress, since you want to compare, then you can compare!" Wu Tiandao, you said this idea, then you should decide this rule! As long as both parties feel that there is no problem. ”

Wu Tiandao said: "Then I'll just say it, let's follow the old rules, let's elect ten representatives, and everyone will couplet." As long as the two of them can match the two of us, then our capital academy will lose. Otherwise, even if they win, how about it? Jiang Xiaobai, Bai Xiaojiang, you won't even dare to do this, right? ”

In fact, Wu Tiandao said that ten people were selected, although the number was quite large, but in fact, it could not take much advantage. After all, Jiang Xiaobai and Bai Xiaojiang only need to defeat two of them, the worst, and win.

Although he Wu Tiandao must choose the best, the two most rubbish among the best are at most the middle and upper reaches of the level. Therefore, his idea is half a catty, and no one will take advantage of anyone.

The most important thing is that he is afraid that if his idea is too tricky, what should he do if Jiang Xiaobai quits?

Jiang Xiaobai nodded and said, "I don't have a problem, you can play as much as you like, Lao Tzu will follow." ”

"Okay."

Wu Tiandao immediately named nine people, and there were ten people with him.

Wu Tiandao looked at Jiang Xiaobai contemptuously and said, "Jiang Xiaobai, it's too late for the two of you to regret it now, otherwise, this face will be lost in a while." ”

Jiang Xiaobai got angry when he heard this, and he said angrily: "To deal with you garbage, I am enough alone, if you want to fight with my young master, you have to defeat Lao Tzu before you are qualified, understand?" ”

Fuck, this is too arrogant, and people will be angry when they hear it: "Jiang Xiaobai, who are you talking about being garbage?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai looked at Wu Tiandao seriously and said, "Wu Tiandao, don't get me wrong, I didn't say you were garbage......"

When Wu Tiandao heard this, his face softened a little, and he said in his heart, you are a kid.

Jiang Xiaobai continued: "I mean, you Wu Tiandao and the people you elected are all rubbish. As long as you garbage, you will never be able to pass my level, and you don't even have the opportunity and qualifications to face my young master. ”

Oh my God, this thing is so annoying, why don't you send down a series of thunderbolts to kill him?

Wu Tiandao almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood: "Okay, good, you Jiang Xiaobai, your mouth is really powerful." I just don't know how the strength is? Don't cry for a while. ”

Jiang Xiaobai immediately picked up and said: "My strength is not very good, but it is definitely enough to deal with you garbage." ”

A bunch of guys were immediately so angry that their noses were crooked, if it weren't for the fact that Mr. was here, or if the situation didn't allow it, they would all start beating people.

Wu Tiandao said angrily: "Then let's start, you listen, my uplink is, the two apes are broken in the mountains, and the little monkey dares to see each other?"

This uplink has a homonym, and "pair saw" is also a "couplet", which is scolding Jiang Xiaobai.

However, when Jiang Xiaobai clashed with them, he had already turned on the live broadcast. Now Jiang Xiaobai's old iron doesn't do anything all day long, just staring at when he will start the live broadcast.

Therefore, as soon as Jiang Xiaobai turned on the live broadcast, dozens of people immediately entered the live broadcast room.

"Wahahahaha, the anchor is pretending to be forced again. 666……”

"Haha, it's just that how can you pretend to be without us? We are the anchor's pretending support group. ”

As soon as Wu Tiandao's pair came out, someone in the live broadcast room immediately played the next link.

Jiang Xiaobai was happy, and immediately counterattacked: "Then you can also listen to me, how can an old beast get out of the mud when a horse is stuck in the mud?"

Out of the hoof is equivalent to out of the question, and it is a good counterattack to go back.

"Okay, that's right, that's beautiful, brother-in-law, you're amazing."

The people who were with the second prince also helped to act as cheerleaders.

Wu Tiandao: "......"

Kong Mengda: "......"

Classmates with the Prince: "......"

You're so fast and ruthless!

Wu Tiandao's face turned red and white for a while, and he said fiercely: "Young Master Wu, you come." ”

Wu Tiandao knew that this Wu Gongzi's couplet level was the most awesome, so he hurriedly let him appear.

Wu Gongzi stood up, looked at Jiang Xiaobai contemptuously, and said, "Rats are called old regardless of size. ”

Because they're all called rats! Of course, this is also the meaning of scolding Jiang Xiaobai.

You are from a small place, come to our capital academy, but here you pretend to be a coercion, saying that we are all garbage, and you are some kind of awesome person. This Shanglian scolded Jiang Xiaobai very vividly.

"Okay, okay, Jiang Xiaobai, you are right, if you have the ability, you can come out and show me? You're a clown, you're just a stinky rat, hahahaha......" The people on the prince's side immediately shouted.

The people on the second prince's side immediately became unhappy.

This bastard, Jiang Xiaobai is very popular, but when he looks at the live broadcast room, he is happy again.

Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said, "The turtle has a male and female, and the surname is Wu."

Because they're all called turtles!

It's good to die, this Wu Gongzi happens to be surnamed Wu.

"Damn, brother-in-law, you're awesome, this is great. This thing is an old turtle, hahahaha......"

The people on the second prince's side also applauded and laughed.

It is said that the game has reached this point, and Jiang Xiaobai has already won, because he has already killed the other two.

The people on Wu Tiandao's side originally wanted to crush Jiang Xiaobai, but they didn't expect that as soon as the two of them came out, they were trampled back by Jiang Xiaobai. The people in the back don't have to play directly. It's an absolute crush.

But one of the guys surnamed Wang still stood up very unconvinced and said: "Jiang Xiaobai, don't be complacent, you have the ability to give me this couplet, if you can match my couplet, I will admit that we lost." One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, you, right! ”

Hey?

What is this uplink?

There are very few couplets stuck on seven, if it is also one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight, right? How did you forget a figure-eight?

Forget eight? Wang Ba? I'll go, this thing is swearing!

Wang Gongzi is triumphant, didn't you scold us for being turtles? Then Lao Tzu scolded you for being the eighth king. The turtle is against the king, and everyone is half a catty against 8 taels, and no one suffers. Hey!

The people on the second prince's side immediately became angry.

Bai Xiaojiang shouted: "Brother-in-law, give me to kill him, don't give me face." Not only will you kill him, but you will also scold me back. This bastard is so hateful. They have already lost, and they are still scolding. It's so shameless. ”

Jiang Xiaobai smiled and said, "Young Master, what are you anxious about?" Look at my brother-in-law's. Wang Bagongzi, you listen well, my next link is: filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty. What do you think? Wang Bagongzi, is it neat? ”

I'll go, what the hell is this.

Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty? What about shame? Why is there no shame?