This sentence again, Mr. Liu was completely enraged.

"Since you say so, then I'll make a few more pairs for you, if you can match it, then I don't care what you do in class in the future, do you dare?"

"That must be daring! What I am waiting for is your words, sir. ”

"Okay, then listen up."

Mr. Liu trembled with anger, gritted his teeth and said: "In the picture, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, and the little elementary school children are ridiculous and ridiculous." ”

Haha, it's a classic pair in Tang Bohu again, this Jiang Xiaobai doesn't need to look at the tips in the live broadcast room, so he directly picked up and said: "In the chessboard, the car has no wheels, the horse has no reins, and the general is on guard." ”

Yes? So fast?

In fact, whether it was a gentleman or a schoolchild, they were all stunned.

What's wrong with this Jiang Xiaobai today? Did he suddenly open his mind?

The live broadcast room was overturned: "Anchor 666, continue to him......"

Mr. Liu said: "The warbler and the swallow are emerald and red, and they are harmonious everywhere. ”

Eh, Jiang Xiaobai scratched his head, he didn't remember this link.

But someone in the live broadcast room immediately answered the next link.

Haha, Lao Tzu is not fighting alone!

He immediately shook his head and said: "Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves are twilight every year." ”

Bai Xiaojiang: "......"

Students: "......"

Mr. Liu: "......"

In the live broadcast room: "Hahaha, anchor 666, continue to slap him ......"

Mr. Liu: "Ten thoughts, thinking about the country, thinking about the society." ”

Jiang Xiaobai: "Eight eyes to appreciate, flowers, the moon and beauties." ”

Bai Xiaojiang: "......"

Students: "......"

Mr. Liu: "......"

In the live broadcast room: "Hahaha, anchor 666, scold him, continue to scold him......"

Mr. Liu was not calm, and raised his voice and shouted: "I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage."

Jiang Xiaobai: "You are obscene and cheap, revealing half of the **." ”

"Hahahaha......"

This one was a bit of a spoof, and those classmates couldn't help but laugh. Not to mention Bai Xiaojiang, who was already staggering with laughter.

Mr. Liu blushed and said, "The Ru family came to plant trees." ”

Jiang Xiaobai: "Rujia bathtub with fish. ”

Mr. Liu: "The fish and fruit are ripe in my stomach. ”

Jiang Xiaobai: "Your mother is here to cook." ”

Mr. Liu felt that his face was embarrassed today, and he gritted his teeth fiercely and said, "Jiang Xiaobai, I didn't expect you to hide it!" It seems that sir, I can't do it without a trick. ”

Jiang Xiaobai said indifferently: "If you have any big moves, you can show them!" Anyway, I won't let you play anymore in the future. ”

There is another sentence he didn't say, Lao Tzu took a world of people to fight against you, if they didn't win, then it was better to go directly to pee and drown.

Mr. Liu shook his ruler and said with a smug look: "Then you listen, this Shanglian is Nantong Prefecture, North Tongzhou, and North and South Tongzhou are connected to North and South." So far, no one has been able to match my upper link. Although I dare not say that it is absolute, if you can meet it. Then sir, I won't be beating you again. ”

"Haha, Mr. Liu has finally made a trick, this time let's wait to see how this Bai Xiaojiang will die! Dare to marry the first beauty in our usual town. ”

The students talked about it, obviously, they had also heard of this uplink, and they were very confident in this uplink!

Bai Xiaojiang's face is not good-looking, he has also heard the story of Mr. Liu pretending to be forced with this pair, and he can't help but start to worry about Jiang Xiaobai.

Jiang Xiaobai was happy.

That's it? Dare to call it absolute? The key is that this Shanglian is widely spread in Jiang Xiaobai's world, and it is estimated that any person who has access to the Internet can match it, right?

No, the above is not the point, the point is that this pair was made by Mr. Liu, a bad old man?

"Hehe......"

Mr. Liu said with a smile: "Jiang Xiaobai, don't say that Mr. I bullied you, as long as you can come out before you go down to the court." In the future, Mr. will never beat you again, as long as you don't affect other classmates in class, you can do whatever you like. ”

Jiang Xiaobai: "Is this true?" ”

Mr. Liu: "Of course. ”

Jiang Xiaobai accidentally took a look at the live broadcast room and was immediately happy.

"Hehe, sir, why do you need half an hour for this eternal? I'll give it to you right now. Listen up. ”

Mr. Liu suddenly felt that his whole body was not well. The other classmates also looked at Jiang Xiaobai with a look of astonishment.

Jiang Xiaobai said with a smile: "I am a pawnshop in the east, a pawnshop in the west, and a pawnshop in the east!" What do you think? It's neat or not. ”

What the?

As soon as Jiang Xiaobai said this, everyone was stunned, and there was a look of disbelief on their faces. It's too apt, and the key is that there is no one else at this speed.

Mr. Liu was already dumbfounded, and his face began to look ugly. He is dozens of years old, and if he is the teacher of these people, he can't even beat them with a pair, and his face is a little ugly.

But Jiang Xiaobai continued: "Sir, I'll give you another one." Listen up. The next link is the ancient moon, the present moon, the ancient and modern moon, the ancient and modern. What do you think? Isn't that neat? ”

"Huh?"

The classmates were confused, and Mr. Liu was also confused. What about the eternal absolute? Mr. Co-author, your eternity is definitely something that people can face up to casually? And a couple or two.

Jiang Xiaobai ignored them, but continued: "Sir, two is not enough? Then another one. West Horse, East Horse, West East Horse West. ”

Bang Chang ......

"Huh?"

Mr. Liu's head felt as if he had been hammered, and his whole body began to tremble.

The classmates were staring at him very happily, sir, is this what you mean absolutely? Are you sure you're not digging a hole to bury yourself?

Jiang Xiaobai continued: "Female debaters, male debaters, male and female debaters debate male and female. ”

Four.

Jiang Xiaobai came again: "Spring reading, autumn reading, spring and autumn reading." ”

Five.

Mr. Liu met everyone's gaze and felt that his face had been swollen, which was called a hot one.

But Jiang Xiaobai still continued to laugh and said: "Ancient scholars, modern scholars, ancient and modern scholars learn from ancient and modern scholars." There are also East Delphinium, West Delphinium, East and West Delphinium Fly East. ”

At this time, Bai Xiaojiang, who was beside Jiang Xiaobai, spoke: "Mr. Liu, you can't beat me in the future, I also have a lower link." ”

You're also out of the next link? Mr. Liu and his classmates all looked at Bai Xiaojiang in confusion. All of them are full of suspicion.

Bai Xiaojiang stood up and said, "You all listen well, my next link is, male students, female students, male and female students, male and female students. ”

"Poof...... Hahahaha......"

Everyone burst into laughter. You're too much of a link, aren't you?

But......

After everyone laughed, they couldn't find the fault with Xiao Pink's next link, but this content made people listen to Coke.

Mr. Liu listened to it in his ears, and he felt that the whole class was laughing at him. He said loudly with a red face: "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at?" Down. Hmph......"

After Mr. Liu finished speaking, he left in a huff.

The students immediately cheered and threw their books into the sky. Joy screamed.