Chapter 3, Lao Tzu is called Xi Duoduo
Time flies like a white horse, and when Duoduo opens his eyes, he finds that the old beggar is no longer in the broken house. I don't know how many times this mysterious grandfather has said goodbye like this, but fortunately, Duoduo has long been accustomed to this kind of life.
Just as Duoduo got up, a young beggar arrived. This person's name is Xu Sanduo, and there is more than one more than himself, which makes Duoduo a little depressed in his heart. I don't know why my grandfather named him Xiduoduo, if he named him Xisiduo, it would be more than one more than Xu Sanduo.
Xu Sanduo doesn't have so many ideas about how the little guy should behave, his task is to watch Duoduo every day, so as not to let him be hurt and get into trouble, he can be regarded as a competent male nanny in the past year.
"Duoduo, you finally woke up, I've come to see you ten times, and if you don't wake up, I'll take you to the doctor." Xu Sanduo grinned, and then reached over to hug him.
"Brother Sanduo, can you stop holding me all the time, I have good feet. Duoduo hated the other party's forced hug and reminded loudly.
But his protest was ineffective, for Xu Sanduo, Duoduo was just a small oil bottle, and he didn't know how long he would have to wait until he slowly walked outside to beg.
Duoduo was also helpless, so he had to let Xu Sanduo pick him up, and then the two came to the street to beg.
At this time, it was half a morning, and people were coming and going on the street, and Xu Sanduo stretched out the dilapidated pottery bowl to pedestrians from time to time. When the two meet a well-wisher, they can also get a few copper plates, but if they meet a ruthless person, they will not give the two a good face.
"Okay, sir, give me a few copper plates to eat, I haven't eaten for a few days. Xu Sanduo pretended to be pitiful, stretched out his hand and begged a middle-aged man in a green shirt and coat.
The man in the green shirt saw that the beggar was unkempt and disgusted, so he scolded: "Stinky beggar, get away from Lao Tzu." ”
Xi Duoduo followed behind Xu Sanduo and grinned: "Brother Sanduo, can you do it, look at me!"
After speaking, Duoduo picked up the broken bowl and walked towards a young woman in a purple robe, and then stretched out the broken bowl and said, "Young lady, you are so beautiful today, even the rainbow in the sky is not half as beautiful as you." ”
The young woman in the purple robe saw that Duoduo's mouth was as sweet as honey, so she took out three copper plates from her purse and put them in her broken bowl, and then said with a smile: "Little friend, you are the cutest little beggar I have ever seen. ”
"Thank you for the shopkeeper!" thanked Duoduo and ran away.
When Duoduo came to Xu Sanduo to show off, "How is Brother Sanduo?
"Hey, little brat, you think you'll see the third brother later. Xu Sanduo was a little unconvinced.
Then the two continued to beg, and the poor family naturally had no oil and water, and all they could give was a mouthful of food. At this time, they were not too hungry, so they would not reach out to the poor to ask for food unless they had to.
Just when the two were looking for their prey, a young woman in a big robe walked down the street, Xu Sanduo saw that the opportunity came, so he whispered: "Duoduo, this time you look at the third brother." ”
After speaking, Xu Sanduo quickly walked towards the young woman in the big flower robe, Duoduo didn't care, and stood not far away to watch the show.
"This sister is naturally beautiful, and with your big flower robe, she is simply a fairy in the nine heavens. If my sister can reward me with a few copper plates, I believe that my sister will become a goddess who is loved by everyone. Xu Sanduo ran the train with his mouth full, and he didn't see a palm print on the young woman's face.
Syllable!
"Stinky man, my aunt and grandmother have been miserable by you flamboyant men, you stinky and want to take advantage of your mother? The young woman in the flower robe suddenly gave Xu Sanduo a loud big ear scrape, and her mouth was even more gritted and scolded.
Who did Xu Sanduo provoke, he didn't expect to meet a resentful woman, this woman must have been repaired by his own man not long ago, before he was in a hurry to behave, and he didn't expect to be self-defeating. Xu Sanduo didn't dare to stay, and although he suffered a dumb loss, he still fled in disgrace.
When he came to Kitaduo, he looked at each other puzzled, this kid had shit luck, and he ate and drank everywhere he went. If it weren't for that, he wouldn't have readily agreed to the old beggar to take care of the boy.
"Brother Sanduo, you are not good at teaching, hehe. Don't forget to laugh at each other.
Xu Sanduo had the heart to strangle the little guy at this time, but when he thought that the other party was still a child, he comforted himself in his heart: "I'm too lazy to worry about you as an adult." ”
Seeing that the other party was silent, Xi Duoduo picked up the three copper plates that he had begged for before and walked to the steamed bun shop on the side.
"Boss, bring me six buns with meat!"
The boss saw that although the little guy was dressed a little sloppy, he looked cute, so he said loudly: "Wait, little friend, I'll get you a bun." ”
One copper plate and two buns, and the boss gave the little guy one more meat bun. Xi Duoduo saw that there was an extra bun and said happily: "Thank you boss, Wishing you prosperity!"
After speaking, the little guy turned around and took the bun to Xu Sanduo and said, "Brother Sanduo, give it!"
"Even if you kid has a conscience, it's not in vain that I have taken care of you for so long!" Xu Sanduo smiled slightly, and the previous wretched qi disappeared immediately.
I saw him take out two buns from the paper bag, and return the rest to Duoduo. Duoduo ate so much, took out two buns from the paper bag, and handed the rest to the other party.
"No thanks!" the little guy seemed to be a big tyrant at this time, and then picked up two buns and walked forward.
Xu Sanduo was a little speechless, but at this time he was a little moved, and when he saw that the little guy was far away, he immediately picked up the bun and followed. This Qingniu Town is not big, and the two of them don't want to walk on one or two incense sticks. After eating two buns, Xi Duoduo had no intention of begging again. He saw other children walking on the street, and wanted to go and talk to them, no matter what their identity was. Little boys are rarely willing to play with Duoduo, but little girls are not so defensive about Duoduo.
Xu Sanduo followed behind Duoduo, only to see that the little guy suddenly snatched a little fat man's rock sugar gourd, and the little fat man saw that his things were robbed, and immediately cried.
"Stinky little beggar, you dare to rob the little boy of Chenjiabao, I think you are tired of it. The person who spoke was none other than Chen Jiabao's family, and he scolded loudly, then rolled up his sleeves and began to chase after Xi Duoduo.
Duoduo is already immature and trotts around the street freely. The family member who followed closely behind him didn't dare to get the offender, so he had to stare at Duoduo unhappily and slowly. No matter how the little guy escapes, how can he outrun the adults, and he is about to be caught by the family, so he has to flee to a small alley.
When the family saw that the little guy was fleeing to a small alley where no one was many, this was his own death, and he immediately quickened his pace to follow.
"Little Zai, are you still running away, now where are you running away?"
But Duoduo didn't feel nervous at all, he grinned and smirked: "Big man, what kind of hero are you bullying children?"
"Hmph, little crumb, Lao Tzu is not a hero, I am just a family member, protecting the little son of Chen Jiabao, since you robbed my little son's things, you must be punished. The family was not ashamed of bullying children in the slightest, and defended loudly.
Just when the family was about to teach a lot of lessons, three beggars suddenly walked into the alley, and one of them was Xu Sanduo. When the family saw three beggars suddenly appear, he chuckled in his heart, this stinky boy hiding in the small alley had been premeditated a long time ago.
"Do you three stinky beggars want to meddle in your affairs? I am Chenjiabao's family, you have offended Chenjiabao, I think which of you can afford it!" The family knew that he was inferior to the three big beggars, so he had to move out of Chenjiabao to intimidate the three of them.
Xu Sanduo had eaten Duoduo's two large meat buns not long ago, and the other two beggars had each eaten one, so they naturally wouldn't back down when Duoduo was in trouble.
"What's so great about you as a family? Don't open your mouth to be a stinky beggar, shut your mouth to be a stinky beggar, you live like a dog, we are much freer than you. This is our young gang leader, if you dare to bully him, even if you are the enemy of my beggar gang, don't say that you are nothing as a family member, that is, the entire Chen Jiabao is a fart before my millions of beggar gangs! Now I will give you a chance, kneel down and kowtow to our young gang leader to confess his guilt, otherwise I promise not to kill you!" Xu Sanduo glared at the other party, as long as the other party dared to say a "no", he would do it with the other two.
That family hesitated, the reality is that if he doesn't admit his mistakes, he will inevitably be beaten by three people called Huazi, if he kneels down and kowtows to a little fart child to admit his mistakes, if it is passed out, he will have no face to live to see people in the future.
Xu Sanduo saw that the family was unmoved, and said loudly: "Sixth son, second dog, beat him together!"
Next, needless to say, the Chen family's family was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he didn't even know his mother.
"Don't you kowtow to our young gang leader and confess your guilt?" Xu Sanduo picked up a wooden stick the thickness of his arm and threatened.
That family was scared at this time, and when he saw Xu Sanduo pick up such a thick wooden stick, this beating didn't cost him his life. So he immediately threw himself down in front of Xi Duoduo regardless of his face or not, and begged for mercy loudly: "The villain dog looks down on people, and he doesn't know the young gang leader of the beggar gang, please spare the villain's dog life." I was wrong, in the future, I will pretend not to see the things of the young master of the Chen family again, so spare me this time if you have a lot of them. ”
Jia Ding burst into tears, so touching, Xi Duoduo suddenly felt that it was so funny, so he said loudly to Jia Ding: "Look at your sincere attitude of admitting your mistakes, this time I will spare you, but from now on you have to remember that Lao Tzu's name is Xi Duoduo, and he is the young leader of the Million Beggars Gang." ”
"Thank you for helping the master, the villain will retire!" The family kowtowed again, he was on the verge of amnesty, and the whole person was indescribably happy.
"Get out!" said Duoduo casually. At this time, he enjoyed the feeling of being respected, and the anger of being chased by the family was relieved.
The Ding Deling immediately got up and fled, causing the three big beggars behind him to laugh.
After laughing, Ergou was puzzled: "Brother Sanduo, when did Duoduo become the leader of the Shaoduo?"
Xu Sanduo smiled secretly and reminded: "This kid was raised by the helper himself, do you think it is possible for him to become a helper in the future?"
"You said that old man is our gang leader?" Ergou was taken aback when he heard this.
He had only heard of how the beggar gang leader was wise and martial before, and he had never seen a real person. But think about it, there are millions of disciples in the Beggar Gang, and it is impossible for every disciple to have seen the gang leader. Not only have the gang leaders never seen it, but even not every one of the great elders in the gang has seen it.
At this time, Ergou and Liuzi naturally did not doubt Xu Sanduo's words, because the other party was the person in charge of the beggar gang branch in Qingniu Town, although his position was not high, but the two of them had known him for so long, so they naturally had a standard for judgment in their hearts. Since then, the news of a young leader of the beggar gang in Qingniu Town has spread rapidly in the town.