Yu Flip was tied up with five flowers, and his limbs were tied to dozens of pounds of stones, but he was still leisurely and contented, and he did not lose his celebrity demeanor.

Seeing Zhao Hao walk in, Yu rolled his eyes and looked at him for a while, and sneered:

"Boy, do you have a lady?"

"Yes, what, do you want to tell me a few more kisses?"

Yu Pan laughed and said: "It's good to have, I see that you have a short-lived image, you can survive this year, and you are already favored by the gods.

It's better to go home early and give birth to a few more dolls, so that the ancestors can be passed on to the next generation, so that your Zhao family will not be extinct. ”

Yu Xuan thought that Zhao Hao must be angry when he heard this, but he didn't expect Zhao Hao to smile, clapped his hands, sat down cross-legged on the spot, and said:

"Well, that's what I've been thinking about for a long time.

Since I don't have long to live, if I want to have a few more dolls, I naturally have to give full play to the power of crowd tactics.

Look at Yu Sheng, it's better for you to call the shots and marry her to me. ”

Yu Flip's face suddenly became cold and frightening, and Zhao Hao sneered:

"What, don't you want to?

Or if you have any girl who is disobedient, why don't you send it to me, and I will fix it for you? ”

"The commander of the back army is so sharp-toothed, no wonder he doesn't have any real chapters in his hands."

"I'm sorry, the commander of the back army is my wife, and I am only responsible for taking care of the house when my wife is away."

"A dignified seven-foot man, you actually rely on a woman to live, don't you know any shame?"

"Look at what you said, we rely on a woman to live and beat your Dongwu all over the bag, if you don't rely on women, won't you be given a way to live?

Hehe, we're allies, I can't do this kind of death.

Why don't you go back and persuade your father-in-law to send me a few more daughters, and I'll be fine if I rely on other women to live, right? ”

Frequent greetings to each other's female relatives in communication have proven to be very effective.

Yu Fu is known as the No. 1 stinky mouth in Dongwu, and he has never been afraid of quarrels in his life, but Zhao Hao's method of frequently attacking the next three ways still makes him quite helpless-

Just like the champion of a college debate can't argue a shrew who rolls around.

Under Zhao Hao's shameless offensive, Qiang Ruyu had no choice but to sigh with emotion, how could there be such a shameless person in the world-

Then close your eyes and start pretending to be asleep.

"Hey, I said old man, did Sun Quan ask you to stab me?"

"No, he asked me to come and talk to you about the conditions for retiring from the army." Yu rolled his eyes and said seriously.

“……”

"I don't think we can talk about it, so let's try to kill you, maybe all the problems will be solved."

"Interesting. Aren't you afraid that one hit will miss and then I'll kill you? ”

Unexpectedly, Yu Fan really thought about it seriously, and sighed: "I'm old, I'm old, I really haven't thought about this problem before." ”

"If I were twenty years younger, I would have killed your dog as soon as I came up."

"I wasn't born when you were twenty years younger, so I couldn't kill my dog."

Zhao Hao blinked sincerely, compared to quarreling, he hadn't been afraid of anyone,

"Ding Feng is fine, I don't bother to kill you.

The enemy is impermanent, and the friend is sometimes, and I still understand the truth taught by the saints. ”

"Which saint taught you this?"

"There is more than one saint in the world, and you Confucian saints can't make the world peaceful, why don't you try the ways of other saints."

Yu Fu shook his head contemptuously and snorted: "I can't kill you, it's me who is the one who is the greatest, don't say anything else, just kill me." ”

Zhao Hao smiled, smiling very kindly, like a spring breeze.

He stretched out his right hand and gently placed it under Yu Tuo's armpit, and Yu Flip suddenly felt a creepy.

After a while, I saw Zhao Hao stretch out his index finger and middle finger to gently grip a small piece of his flesh, twist it hard, and Yu Fu suddenly felt a sharp pain like a pinprick,

He let out a miserable scream, but before the sound came out, Zhao Hao's fist had already smashed his lower abdomen, and he quickly grabbed his off-duty tonsils with one hand and pinched it hard, and all the screams of the painful Yu Fu were held in his throat.

"Does it hurt? My brother was stabbed by you, and it hurt too.

He is a warrior, and if you kill him on the battlefield, he is not as skilled as others, and he has nothing to say.

Is sneak attack cool? You're cool enough, it's time for me to be cool. ”

Yu rolled his eyes blood-red, he never thought he would meet such a person.

One second he was as warm as the wind, talking to him about women and saints, but the next second he shot like the wind, giving himself a heavy blow in such a cruel way.

"Shameless Little ......"

Zhao Hao punched Yu Flip's face again, and said with a cruel smile: "Be louder, Lao Tzu can't hear it." ”

During the interrogation, the prisoner's denial and abuse will increase his self-confidence, which is something that Zhao Hao never wants to see, Yu Fu vomited a mouthful of blood, and his whole body was convincing and trembling.

"Don't worry, it's a long time, Lao Tzu can slowly concoct you."

"Have you ever heard of waterboarding? A very simple and understandable punishment.

I put a few layers of soaked paper on your face, and then I added it little by little, watching you lose your breath and struggle in pain, just like watching a stranded fish, very refreshing. ”

"Aren't you celebrities very personable?

It's okay, keep it up, I'll see how long you can last. The predecessors planted trees and the later people enjoyed the shade, and the many methods of the saints can be used on you one by one. ”

Zhao Hao let go of the hand that grabbed Yu's chin, Yu chin retched, and squirted out more than half of the sour liquid in his mouth.

He gasped and looked at Zhao Hao in pain, and it took him a long time to breathe steadily, but his eyes became more and more complicated.

"Zhao Hao," Yu Fu's voice was a little hoarse, "Actually, I can see that you are not as dangerous as you seem." ”

The old man with his hair was covered with blood, but he smiled very happily, and even the wrinkles on his face opened a little bit, as if he was a few years younger.

"Really, I can feel it. You're not dangerous, you're far worse than the monsters who treat human life like a mustard.

I even somehow feel that you are actually a principled person with a bottom line, I am very curious......"

The blood that Yu turned over fell to the ground drop by drop, splashing a drop of dust on the ground, and the fishy smell of blood made Zhao Hao a little uncomfortable.

He reached out and wiped his clothes on Yu's turned, and said in disgust:

"I hate you people who think they are in control of everything, and you have to learn to pretend to be forced when you die, is there only this fun left in life?"

Before Yu Fu could speak, someone outside the door suddenly coughed dryly, Zhao Hao called in, and saw Lu Luan walking in quickly, muttering in Zhao Hao's ear for a long time.

Zhao Hao frowned, then rejoiced, and said, "Okay, King Wei is really a believer." ”

Lu Luan took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Yes, the army of King Wei is here, is there no need for us to negotiate with Sun Quan." ”

"Yes," Zhao Hao said with a cruel smile,

"Sun Quan can't come back, Mr. Yu Zhongxiang, Gu Yong, Gu Yuansi, Zhang Zhao and Zhang Zibu jointly elected Sun Shao as the master.

Reunited with our army, Sun and Liu are still one, and the country is safe and happy, isn't it beautiful? ”

"Despicable!"

Yu Fu is not stupid, Zhao Hao's impulsive conspiracy without much consideration can't fool him at all.

He heard that after Cao Cao withdrew his troops, he transferred Zhang Liao to fatten, so he was worried that Cao Cao would take advantage of the dispute between Sun and Liu to attack Eastern Wu, thinking that Zhao Hao heard that Cao Cao was killed, and actually had the idea of framing Sun Shao and dividing the monarchs and ministers of Eastern Wu.

As we all know, Sun Quan's position was given to him by his brother Sun Ce.

At that time, Sun Ce's son Sun Shao was still young, and it was a last resort to give it to Sun Quan.

Sun Quan is a deep and dignified person, and he takes a lot of care of his relatives on the surface, but he secretly guards in his heart.

If Cao Cao's army is killed, Sun Quan is blocked in Xiakou and cannot cross eastward, and in a hurry, it is inevitable that he will believe the rumors spread by Zhao Hao.

If Sun Quan believed Zhao Hao's words and was forced to reach an agreement, after returning to Jiangdong, he would inevitably anger the participants of these rumors, and when the time came, ......

"Zhao Hao, did you ignore your father?" Yu turned and gasped.

Zhao Hao saw that Yu was already out of order, and said with a smile:

"Even if I'm in a hurry, my father can't come back at once, I'm old, what's the use of crying, think of a way."

He squatted in front of Yu Fu recklessly, and sneered: "Guess, when Sun Quan heard that his nephew rebelled, did he believe it, or did he believe it?" ”

Lu Luan said beside him:

"Yes, this will Zhang Ba is already in Changsha, Wu Hou wants to retreat from the road, but I'm afraid it's a little inconvenient, but if you go to Xiakou, our army may not let it, what do you say Wu Hou should do now?"

Yu Xuan's gaze swept over the faces of the two of them, and he said slowly after a long time: "I want to have a good talk with you." ”

"No problem, I'm the person who likes to negotiate with people the most." Zhao Hao smiled,

"But be prepared to sell your whole family to me."

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