Chapter 142 "Against the Liao Emperor" (Second Update)
Chapter 142: Against the Liao Emperor
"Why don't you just sing a song, what's there to be ashamed of?" Ah Zhen slurred his speech and lay on the soft couch in the bowl and gnawed on pears, the thief glanced at the people at both ends of the road boringly, anyway, he sat down to the people in the bowl and the people couldn't see it, and deliberately lost their faces and opened a huge voice and sang: "Hey, hey, give up on me, marry someone else, go over the mountains and mountains, and go over one village after another, I hope to see each other at the end, and I can't stop panting, but I don't know that there is only half a minute left, and the bride has been on the bridge, hey!" Wait a minute! Love you passionately like a fire tripod, keep rolling anytime and anywhere, today hurt me to fall out of love, compared to having a body without a soul, hey hey ......"
"Hahaha......" The curious onlookers along the road heard the people in the road singing, and they all laughed for a while, and they couldn't help but squeak and ridicule their friends: "This should be the blue bowl of the Azure Lord, right?" ”
"That's right, the eight-clawed dragon and six-headed phoenix, the top is blue, and the yarn is yellow and blue, which is the goddess Gegeka." Staying in Shangjing, I have seen this punch, and the people of Jinliao laughed and said: "I think it is the king of the blue county inside." ”
"I heard that the Azure King is a lamb, why did you come here?" Passerby A was puzzled.
"The saint has made a statement, of course he wants to come, what is the point of staying in the sheep country, of course it should be time for us to go to the country of warriors and tigers." Passerby B immediately disdained to refute, and then all the people nodded in agreement.
"Yes, the King of Weiran Dajun is a great warrior, and he dares to break into our million-strong army, of course, he is the warrior of our Jinliao." Passerby C said as a matter of course, and then laughed and teased very suspiciously: "It's just, does Azure County mainly marry someone else?" Otherwise, how could the lord sing such a song? ”
"Hahaha......" As soon as passer-by's words landed, the people along the road burst into laughter, Lan Wei County mainly marries someone else, and Lan Wei County Lord is miserable!
Temuyiya and Greer's old faces were flushed, and they sat on both ends of the ride without seeing anyone, their heads bowed and their cheeks billowing with smoke, their foreheads black, and the green tendons on their fists jumping violently. Fuck, Brother Zhen, his thick skin is made of copper and iron, doesn't it mean that everyone is as thick as him? From now on, it's hard for them not to be famous.
The day before the Mid-Autumn Festival in the twenty-fourth year of Liao Huangzong, a long line of honor slowly advanced at the outer gate of the palace and arrived at the gate of the palace of Liao.
Through the yellow veil, Ah Zhen, who was sitting in the bowl, saw Lan Ni'er from a distance, hooked the corners of his mouth and lifted the yellow veil and shouted in front of Jin Liao's hundred officials: "Skynet is magnificent but not falling, she-wolf, it has fallen into your hands, do you want to steam or stew?" ”
When the old friends met, Lan Ni'er was very happy, and she raised a smile regardless of the feelings of men and women, like a smoke willow eyebrows, and replied to the lamb on the lower steps: "It's a little steamed and rotten, and the stew is a little tired, so it's chewy enough to roast on the shelf." ”
When the officials who were ordered to greet him heard the dialogue between the lord of the county and the king of the county, they bowed in surprise: "See Gegeka's forehead." ”
Ah Zhen walked down the stairs, the noise and drums stopped, and when he heard and saw a cadre of Jin Liao officials in front of him, he stretched out his palms and raised them slightly, and said with a big mouth: "All Aiqing is exempt from courtesy, and he is flat." ”
"Huh!" All the officials of Jin Liao were stunned, and they didn't know what to do, the king of the Azure Grand Commander was going to rebel?
Lan Ni'er saw that as soon as he came, she gave Ma Wei, her eyebrows narrowed, and her expression was indifferent and cruel: "Lin Azhen, please, the Holy Lord is waiting for you." ”
Ah Zhen, who was sucking and smiling with his hand, looked at Lan Ni'er slowly, and saw that her smile was not there, and his expression was cold, as if if he dared to say anything more rebellious, he would pull out a knife and poke him into a honeycomb, and with a faint smile, he was invited to step forward, and sighed and muttered to himself with a pun: "This place is really good, it should be very good to settle here." ”
"Shut up!" When Lan Ni'er heard this pun, she couldn't help but take a sip, warned him with a fierce glaring with a beautiful face, pursed her lips into a straight line, and took him to the Golden Palace without saying a word.
Yelu Xu Baozhu crown Huang Rong sat upright on the golden hall, a pair of old eyes and a bell glanced at the door, very curious about who Lin Azhen, who was rumored to be a god, and what three heads and six arms he had.
Invited to step into the golden hall, Ah Zhen first glanced at the huge palace decorations, and then fixed his eyes on the jaw-dropping Yelu Xubao's face, smiled slightly, and took a big step forward without saying a word, and he didn't see this Liao Emperor Sect speak for a long time, since he didn't speak, then he should be dumb.
Yelu Xubao looked at the strange young man who was not more than twenty years old beside his good niece dumbfounded, it was right to be handsome and elegant, but ......
"You're Lin Azhen?" After looking at it for a long time, he asked in his heart, no matter how you look at it, this young man is only about twenty, does he really have such great ability?
When the dumb Ah Zhen smiled silently, he swept the sixty-year-old man on the dragon chair, with big ears and good looks, but he had the temperament of being an emperor. Hearing his knowingly ask, after the blood basin was cracked to the base of his ear, he asked, "You are Yelu Xubao?" ”
"Shut up!" Lan Ni'er couldn't believe that he was all meat on the felt board, and he dared to be so arrogant, so he snorted, and hurriedly stroked his chest and bowed: "Holy Lord, this person is the Azure County King." ”
"You just say it's your warm quilt, what's blue or not." Ah Zhenqiang calmed down, and after teasing Lan Ni'er lightly, he raised his eyebrows lightly and said with a smile: "By the way, Xu Bao, I heard Zhou Bolun send me a message when I was in Linhuang, and I brought it to me." ”
The whole hall was stupid, it was hard to believe that he was so bold and reckless, and with fear and anxiety in his eyes, he peeked lightly at the saint who was sitting on the dragon chair to be angry, and saw that he was holding the dragon head of the golden chair with the palm of his hand, as if he was trying to suppress his anger, and it took a long time before he took the call of the sheep emperor from Pu Ruo's hand and threw it down. "This is what your sheep emperor gave you, take a look?"
A scroll of the Holy Rite rolled not far from his feet, Ah Zhen glanced at it casually, but instead of bending down to get it, he kicked the Sacred Rite away and said: "Forget it, anyway, I have come to Jinliao, it doesn't matter whether I see it or not, it still matters to get down to business." ”
"Huh?" When the ministers and Lan Ni'er saw him kick out the Sheep Emperor's Holy Teachings, their hearts were overjoyed, and they were confused again, Yelu Xubao had a question mark on his head, and asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?" ”
"Isn't it......?" Ah Zhen said in a long tone: "I'm standing here, don't you have anything to say?" For example, what to do with me, is it steaming or stewing? ”
Yelu Xubao was planning to give him a dismount, but now he is being turned against the guest, and he has given himself a dismount, so what should he say? I was very puzzled to look at this twenty-year-old young man, the more I looked at it, the more dizzy I became, and I raised my palm and pointed to the sheep rolling on the side of the hall and said, "The Lamb Emperor asked you to act as his sole agent." ”
"I know." Ah Zhen nodded in reply.
"You know?" Yelu Xubao was stunned.
"That's right!" With a split smile, he shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "Before I arrived at Linhuang, the envoy who came to Yi learned that I was staying at the place, so he told me, of course I knew." "What kind of agent, take Ting'er to threaten him, he can't act as an agent at all.
Yelu Xubao's old face was stunned for a moment, and then his face became more and more angry, and he stood up and shouted: "Since I already know, I still asked just now." ”
It's so dangerous, Ah Zhen's head jumped, hehe hugged his chest and replied: "Didn't you have nothing to say just now, just find some topic and make an opening remark first, you can't look at me, I look at you, it's disgusting for men to look at it like this." ”
Sweat! When the ministers heard this, they looked at each other with sweat on their foreheads, and they all said in their hearts that Gegeka was a ruffian, a ruffian and a scoundrel.
Yelu Xubao blocked his heart in one breath and said straight, and he really lived up to his reputation. He said so, if he still blames himself for not having a stomach? Hiding the flame in his belly, he sat back on the chair and gave a majestic order: "Since Gegeka has come to my Jinliao, then you can use your position to let the lamb withdraw the army, so ......"
"Nope." Ah Zhen didn't let him finish his words, and said with disdain: "If you want Jiangshan, then fight yourself, engage in these things, and you can't pull out the that children laugh at when you say it." ”
"You ......" Yelu Xubao was blocked before he finished speaking, his old face was blue and white, and he gritted his teeth and snorted: "Since Gege Ke has said so, then the Sheep Emperor asked you to act for him, what do you want?" ”
"How about giving you Jinling?" Ah Zhen threw out a candy, smiled happily and said, "If it's not enough, how about giving Jiangnan to you?" ”
Hearing that he was going to give him Jinling and Jiangnan, Yelu Xubao was suddenly overjoyed, and he didn't believe that there was such a simple question: "Really?" Gegeka really wants to ...... these rich places"
"Fake." With a pop, Ah Zhen laughed, pointed at his stunned old face and said, "Do you also believe in this kind of thing where cakes fall from the sky?" Haha......"
"Bold!" The old man's face turned red, Yelu Xubao was furious, the royal table in his palm was almost broken, and he roared like thunder, "Aren't you afraid of death?" ”
"Of course I'm afraid of death." Ah Zhen shook his head, stepped to the front of the stairs, and said deceptively: "Xu Bao, you seem to be mistaken, your true appearance is not defeated, nor is it captured." It's that you told the world that the true picture is the blue king of your Jinliao, I'm just coming to take a look, do you really think you have such a great ability? ”
"You're throwing yourself into the net." Yelu Xubao's face was full of fierceness, and he pointed his finger at him and snorted heavily: "How can you come to Beijing and leave when you want?" ”
"Since I'm here and haven't taken any benefits, will I go?" Ah Zhen turned around as a matter of course, stretched out his arms and gestured to the two rows of ministers on the left and right, before turning his face to face him and smiling: "Yelu Xubao, look at your courtiers, why do you think they are standing here?" ”
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
The ministers who stood silently on both sides of the table looked at each other at a loss, not knowing what he was going to say.
"Serving the country, of course." Yelu Xubao squeezed the words out of his teeth and glared at him fiercely, "What do you want to do?" ”
"It's not necessarily necessary to serve the country, right?" He turned his eyes and glanced left and right, shook his head and said: "The Emperor's Heart Technique is a necessary course for my young children, Xu Lie, you are the lord of a country, and you should know better than anyone else in your stomach." With his arms wide open, he shouted: "As the saying goes, being an official for thousands of miles is only for money, serving the country is fake, and serving yourself is true!" ”