Chapter 81: Harness
"Ding! The tyrant system is activated, and the remaining rage value is 100, whether to summon or not.... ”
"Summon." Lu Bu said lightly.
"Ding! The summoning system is activated, and the list of candidates is as follows: Bai Sheng, Gu Sister-in-law, Sun Erniang, Yu Ji, and Zhou Bo. ”
Hearing these five names, Lu Bu's face was as calm as water, and there were no waves.
Bai Sheng, Gu Sister-in-law, and Sun Erniang were all Liangshan heroes of the Song Dynasty, ranking very low, and they didn't have any martial arts. Yu Ji and Zhou Bo were characters from the Chu and Han dynasties. Yu Ji won't talk about it, she is Xiang Yu's wife, a big beauty. And Zhou Bo is Liu Bang's general, and he can be regarded as having some skills, maybe among these five people, he is still a talent.
"Ding! Please remove the host from the two.... ”
"Get rid of Bai Sheng and Sister-in-law Gu." Lu Buxin said: "I can't ask for the name of the two of you." ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, get the Chu and Han celebrity Yu Ji, Yu Ji's five-dimensional attributes are as follows: 33 in force, 28 in commander, 41 in politics, 92 in intelligence, and 104 in charisma. The host's existing rage is 0 and cannot be summoned again, so please keep trying. ”
After drawing Yu Ji, Lu Bu didn't feel disappointed, anyway, Zhou Bo and Sun Erniang were no better.
Yu Ji is a beauty after all, and it's okay to be a vase.
"System, implant her with memories..." Speaking of this, Lu Bu hurriedly shouted: "Don't say that Yu Ji is my lover, pregnant or something, I can't withstand this kind of blow." Just give me an identity. ”
"As you wish."
The system said: "The memory implanted by Yu Ji: she is Xiang Yu's wife, the distant niece of the host, who was separated due to a military accident in the past, and now hears that Xiang Yu serves the host and comes to meet her husband." ”
Hearing this, Lu Buxi said: "This memory is good, Yu Ji is my distant niece, Xiang Yu married her, so she has to call me uncle." ”
"Haha... can finally get rid of the identity of being a little brother. ”
The most important thing is that with this relationship, Xiang Yu will be more loyal to himself in the future and will not change his mind easily.
Lu Bu thought that this summoning should be regarded as enhancing Xiang Yu's loyalty, and it felt very good.
In the afternoon, Pan Jinlian sent a message, to be precise, a message.
In the main hall, Pan Jinlian said: "Brother Fengxian, this guy named Chen Lin has a really good style, and the prose he wrote can be called a pearl of words, killing people invisibly." ”
"It's really a good literary style, the dog I scolded is bloody, it's useless, even the killing of Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo was turned out by him, and he said that Yuan Shao is the pillar of optimus, the pillar of the Han Dynasty, and he said it so righteously."
After reading the text, Lu Bu instructed the soldiers of the Dragon Guard Army at the door to invite Xiao He and Chen Gong.
After the tea, Xiao He and Chen Gong arrived.
After reading the text in their hands, both of them were indignant.
"How can this be reasonable, how does this make the people of the world view the lord?" Xiao He was very angry.
Chen Gong said: "I have long heard that under Yuan Shao's account, there is no shortage of capable people. This article is not simple. ”
"Why isn't it easy?"
Chen Gong said: "When the people read this inscription, they will naturally think that the lord is a despicable, shameless, faithless and unrighteous villain, and the lord's regime is a thief and a lawless regime, so who will follow the lord with all his heart?" On the contrary, it improved Yuan Shao's prestige and made the world think that only by following him Yuan Shao could he save the Han Dynasty and restore peace to the world. ”
"Hehe... That's exactly what it means. ”
Lu Bu got up and said, "Gongtai, let's also write an article to refute Chen Lin, what do you think?" ”
"Good is good, but... It's very difficult to write an essay comparable to Chen Lin's essay, right? Chen Gong had a weak expression on his face.
Xiao He also sighed, shook his head and said, "Anyway... I can't write it. ”
Pan Jinlian smiled: "Brother Fengxian, if you exchange the drenched white paper for a good horse, you will lose the reason, and killing Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo is not a big righteous, and it is very difficult to refute Chen Lin." In my opinion, forget it, anyway, after a while, the turmoil will subside. ”
"A woman's opinion!"
Lu Bu glanced at Xiao He and Chen Gong, and sighed: "I really think highly of you, I can't even write a single essay, how can I talk about governing the country and educating the people?" ”
"Forget it, I'll do it myself." As he spoke, Lu Bu pulled a blank piece of paper and wrote on it with a brush.
Chen Gong said with a smile: "Lord, your literary talent, I'm afraid it is..." ”
He obviously didn't believe it, Lu Bu could write an essay to refute Chen Lin?
Xiao He rolled his eyes, still with a sad face.
Pan Jinlian covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm very curious, what is Brother Fengxian's inscription like?" ”
"Don't worry, it'll be fine right away." Lu Bu was still writing intently.
Chen Gong was speechless, and said in his heart: "Even if you are quick to think and write an essay to refute Chen Lin, you have to brew it for a few days first, how can you just write it, wouldn't you be a genius?" ”
After a while, Lu Bu put down the brush, picked up the written text, and said, "Look, how is the text I wrote better than Chen Lin's?" ”
The gist of the text: In the past, the eunuchs caused trouble, it was Yuan Shao who strongly recommended He Jin and invited Dong Zhuo to enter the court, causing the Son of Heaven to suffer and the hundred officials to be humiliated, and then the princes of the Eighteenth Road asked Dong, but Yuan Shao hesitated and deliberately let Dong Zhuo go, resulting in the burning of the thousand-year-old capital, and Dong Zhuo fled to Chang'an. It is precisely with Yuan Shao that the world is in chaos, and the people are like fire and water. It was General Feng Xian, who was willing to bear the infamy of killing his father and killing Dong thief, that saved the Han...
"The lord has a good writing, a good writing!" Xiao He suddenly stood up and turned his worries into joy.
Pan Jinlian nodded: "If this article is going to be transmitted to the north, it will definitely be able to distort Yuan Shao's nose." ”
Chen Gong smiled bitterly: "It's good, but it's a little... Ointment.... This, the literary style is a little worse, right? ”
"Do you have to write it?" Lu Bu threw Chen Lin's inscription to Chen Gong and said, "You take this inscription and go to the street to ask how many people recognize it?" ”
"Although the words of my text are indecent, they are very illustrative, and as long as someone reads it, the people can understand it. The so-called text is a statement of the government, which is for the people to hear, if the people can't understand it, then what's the point? ”
Chen Gong and Xiao He were speechless when they said this.
According to Lu Bu's meaning, it seems that the better the article, the more useless it is, but the vulgar article can get miraculous results.
"The meaning of the humble position is that it is better to publish two articles, one to be repaired, and send it to Yuan Shao, so as not to be ridiculed by the northern Shilin, saying that we Xuzhou... Unliterary people. The other article is widely distributed all over the world, and it is the name of the Lord's justice. ”
"Okay, just do as you say." Lu Bu immediately agreed, and ordered Chen Gong to repair the text.
After Xiao and Chen left, Lu Bu took Pan Jinlian and went to Ling Yin's mansion.
"Brother Fengxian, why did you bring me here?"
"In the treasury of this Ling Yin Mansion, there are still 25 million copper coins, you can take them all, establish an intelligence network in the north as soon as possible, I want to know Yuan Shao's every move."
"Oh."
When he came to the warehouse, Lu Bu ordered Lu Zhong to open the warehouse.
Looking at the boxes of copper coins, the yards were the same as the mountains, Pan Jinlian said with a smile: "Brother Fengxian, don't worry, I will make the north all our eyeliner within half a year." ”
"Well, I'm sure you'll do it."
After dark, Lu Zhong selected five hundred soldiers and transported all the copper coins of Ling Yin's Mansion to Yingchun Pavilion.