Chapter 107: Crooked melons and cracked dates
Someone is definitely making trouble!
Zhao Jun was so angry that he was panting, and his eyes were round and glaring at Jiang Minghui, but Jiang Minghui's words were reasonable, so that he could not find a loophole to make trouble for Jiang Minghui.
With a slight turn in his mind, Zhao Junsheng thought of Wu Zhen, the county prince, who had not been in Suiyang officialdom for a long time, and only Wu Zhen had the energy to make Jiang Minghui stumble on him.
"Okay, let's not mention these crooked melons and cracked dates for the time being, how do you explain the broken copper and iron they are holding in their hands? You're going to let Lao Tzu take them to kill the enemy with these guys who can't even kill chickens? If you make it clear to Lao Tzu, if you don't make it clear, Lao Tzu will kill you today, do you believe it or not? Zhao Junsheng grabbed Jiang Minghui's shirt with one hand, pulled out the saber at his waist with the other, and said viciously on his neck.
Jiang Minghui didn't expect Zhao Junsheng, such a weak scholar, to be so barbaric and ferocious when he was angry, and his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly shouted: "Don't do it, don't do it, how dare I give you Zhao to join the army, this is all Wu Juncheng sent someone to say hello, you also know that now that there is no one in charge of the overall situation in the Taishou Mansion, he will respect Wu Juncheng, if I don't listen to him, he will definitely be able to kill me before the new Taishou takes office!" Also, the matter of this weapon is really not arranged by me, I am just Wei Cao joining the army, and I am only in charge of the transfer of apprentices, and the matter of weapons is not within my jurisdiction! ”
Sure enough, it's Wu Zhen! Zhao Junsheng gritted his teeth and let go of his hand, and pushed Jiang Minghui to a stumbling side, and the embarrassed Jiang Minghui was supported by two entourages and ran away.
Those crooked melons and cracked dates, the rabble watched and cheered for a while, and some people knocked on pots and pans with chopsticks and kept making noise.
Zhao Junsheng turned around and glared at the gang with a knife, and the county soldiers were a little frightened when they saw his fierce face, and the noise suddenly stopped.
Walking in front of everyone with a knife, Zhao Junsheng shouted loudly with a cold face: "This official will give you three breaths of time, and within three breaths, the official will be aligned with the front and back, left and right, if anyone stands crookedly or can't stand straight, the official will personally teach you how a soldier should stand!" Now start counting, one! ”
The soldiers saw him holding a knife while talking and gesturing, looking like he was cutting people, all of them were a little afraid, these are all veteran oils, they all know that heroes don't suffer losses in front of them, this camp head is obviously angry, at this time they don't dare to find themselves unhappy, one by one began to stand seriously, aligned with the front, and looked left and right, and found that they were standing crooked, and immediately moved their feet to correct.
"Two!" Zhao Junsheng's eyes swept over the faces of the soldiers like a torch and shouted a second time, which made the soldiers feel more urgent.
"Three······ Stop, stop for Lao Tzu, and no one dares to move Lao Tzu to kill him! Zhao Junsheng finished shouting for the last time, and when he saw that someone was still moving, he immediately brandished his saber and shouted.
The soldiers didn't dare to move, and Zhao Junsheng carried a knife from left to right, from front to back, and began to check one by one.
The eighth soldier in his twenties in the first row stood a little forward, Zhao Junsheng patted him on the cheek with a knife, and then put it on his neck and shouted: "You turn your head to the right and see, should you take a step back?" ”
The soldier looked at the knife around his neck with a pale face, then turned his head to look to the right, and hurriedly took a step back.
At this time, there were still people in the back rows who were quietly moving, and none of their small actions were hidden from Zhao Junsheng's ears and eyes, and he didn't break them, checking and correcting them one by one.
"Are you pregnant?" Zhao Junsheng watched a soldier lean back, straighten his stomach forward, and walked up to him and asked.
The soldier replied, "No! ”
"What are you doing with your belly when you're not pregnant?" Zhao Junsheng burst out and punched the man in the stomach.
"Oh!" The soldier howled in pain, and immediately squatted on the ground holding his stomach.
"Get up, straighten your waist, straighten your chest, tuck your abdomen, hang your hands down and straighten your thighs, stand with your feet outward, tuck your jaws, and look ahead!"
With Zhao Junsheng's series of shouts, the soldier quickly completed a series of movements according to his rhythm, and the whole person looked like a spear stuck in the ground.
"Good, very good! Come on, come on, stand in front of you, and show everyone what you just did! Zhao Junsheng pulled the soldier to the front and ordered.
The soldier immediately did so, his movements and standing posture as before.
Zhao Junsheng pointed to the soldier and said to everyone: "If you see it, just do what he looks like, start now!" ”
The soldiers watched the soldiers as they demonstrated and corrected their movements.
Zhao Junsheng walked around the front of the team with a knife, and said as he walked: "Some people say that you are a group of rabble, look at you, you look crooked and cracked, and your appearance is really not flattering." Of course, you can't be blamed for this, the appearance is given by your parents, and you have no choice! However, being ugly doesn't mean you can't be a good soldier, and it doesn't mean you can't fight. In the opinion of this officer, being ugly and vicious is an advantage for being a soldier and joining the army! Why? Because as soon as the enemy sees you, he is frightened, and his momentum is three points weaker! ”
Zhao Junsheng checked it, corrected the movements of some people, and walked to the front and looked at everyone with a serious face: "Others say that you are crooked melons and cracked dates, you are a rabble, this official does not believe in evil, no one is born to be in the army, no one is born to fight, the soldiers are all drilled and killed on the battlefield!" If you don't want to die, you have to listen to Lao Tzu, you have to learn the ability to kill the enemy and resist the enemy, if you want to learn the ability to learn well, you have to practice according to Lao Tzu's method, if you don't listen to Lao Tzu's orders, flee halfway, and encounter the enemy in a panic, don't wait for the enemy to kill you, Lao Tzu will kill you first, lest your head be taken back by the enemy as a night pot, do you understand? ”
The soldiers looked at each other and returned to the camp one by one: "I understand!" ”
Zhao Junsheng rushed to a soldier and viciously lifted his shirt and asked, "Are you dumb?" ”
"No, no!"
"Since you are not dumb, Lao Tzu asks you, why don't you open your mouth to answer? Lao Tzu asks you, do you understand? Zhao Junsheng asked sharply at him.
The soldier hurriedly said, "I understand!" ”
"Bang" Zhao Junsheng slapped the soldier twice, and asked sharply: "Do you learn how to call mosquitoes?" I didn't hear it! ”
The soldier's cheeks swelled up at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye, and he reflexively roared: "Understood! ”
When the sergeants saw that this soldier was being cleaned up so badly, they were swept away by Zhao Junsheng's gaze, and they all suddenly trembled in their hearts.
"Ask again, do you understand what Lao Tzu just said?" Zhao Junsheng's eyes were bloodshot and red, and he looked at the sergeants and shouted.
This time everyone shouted in unison: "Understood! ”
Lu Xuanbo looked at Zhao Junsheng with a different color in his eyes, he didn't expect that he, the young master who had just recognized, would immediately rectify these crooked melons and cracked dates and rabble in an instant, so that they exuded the momentum of some elite soldiers.
The ten personal guards sent by Liang Peng looked at Zhao Junsheng's eyes, and they also had some awe.
Zhao Junsheng pointed at the sergeants and said, "Look, who dares to say that you are a rabble now?" It's not that you don't use it, it's that the people who used to train you were too wasteful! Okay, now listen to me, and those under eighteen and over forty-five will come to the left and line up in five rows, with the younger ones standing in front and the older ones standing in the back; People over the age of 18 and under the age of 45 are on par with the person on the far right! ”
Zhao Junsheng's resolute style made these soldiers dare not drag, and they all acted quickly, and soon re-lined up and stood in accordance with his requirements.
"From now on, the chores of cleaning, scrubbing, chopping wood, feeding the horses, etc., shall be done by those under the age of eighteen, and those over the age of forty-five, you shall now cook for the official and prepare the breakfast of more than three hundred people! As for you strong men, go with this official! Come and listen to the officer's orders, and turn all right······ I++ can't you even tell the difference between left and right? ”