Chapter 60: Mr. Vanished

Li Xiang looked at the scene that happened on the podium, and he was also dumbfounded.

Where did their little gentleman go?

"Sir, how are you?"

It was still the eldest prince Li Cong who was more in danger, and when he saw the emergency situation on the field, he stepped to the podium as soon as possible, and then he saw a very weird and ridiculous scene.

"Am I funny?"

Yang Jian looked at Li Cong in front of him, and felt that the trace of panic he had just now would soon turn into uncontrollable laughter.

In fact, he himself thinks that the way he looks now must be funny.

As soon as his butt touched the mat, he felt bad at the first moment, but the castration of his body had been exhausted, and he could no longer temporarily lift his ass off the bench again, and the damnful thing was that this cushion had obviously been tampered with, because the cushion that seemed to be full and warm and soft had actually been taken away from the bench underneath, leaving only four brackets on all sides!

As soon as Yang Jian's ass sat up, the whole person completely fell in!

In addition, he is short, his legs are short, and he is fat, and his short legs are so tightly fit with his stomach at a 180-degree angle - fortunately, his body is soft and soft, if he is an adult, I am afraid that at this moment, I am afraid that it will be either a broken leg or a broken waist, right?

"I'm sorry, sir, I-I shouldn't-ought-should laugh-"

But after the eldest prince Li Cong finished speaking, he still couldn't hold back, and a burst of laughter that was worse than a ghost crying broke out in the classroom, the kind of heartfelt carnival laughter that I wanted to suppress and couldn't suppress.

But can he be blamed for this swelling?

Whoever sees such a strange scene in front of them can't burst into laughter?

"Quick—pull me up—"

Yang Jian tried his best to finally make a cry for help.

"Yes, sir!"

Li Cong stretched out his hands, grabbed one of Yang Jian's small hands with one hand, and pulled it up hard, barely pulling his body out of half of his body, and finally failed.

"I'm here to help the eldest brother."

Seeing this, Li Xiang hurriedly took the initiative to step forward.

With the concerted efforts of the two brothers, Yang Jian, who had completely fallen, was finally pulled out alive.

"Thank you."

Yang Jiantie blushed with a round face, and after speaking, he glanced at the audience again.

"No thanks, sir—"

Li Cong felt that this little gentleman's thanks seemed to be said through gritted teeth.

"Who did that?"

The small volcano in Yang Jian's heart has been completely stimulated.

It's just that the soybeans on top of his head just played tricks on him, but now this time, he really can't forgive!

Yang Jian's roar caused the classroom to fall into a dead silence in an instant.

"No one admits it, does it?"

Yang Jian's face was still pale, and a pair of big eyes stared at the eyes of everyone in the audience.

It's chilling.

“……”

The audience was still deadly silent.

"According to the law of the Tang Dynasty, how to punish those who bully Mr., Li Xiang, you come and recite it to me!"

Yang Jian suddenly turned his gaze to Li Xiang.

"Sir, no—isn't—me?"

Li Xiang is a good boy, and it's really not him.

"I didn't say it was you, I said please recite the provisions of the Datang Decree on how to punish those who bully Mr."

There was no expression on Yang Jian's face.

"According to the provisions of Article 11 of the Miscellaneous Laws of the tenth volume of the Tang Law, if the circumstances are serious, the person who insults Mr. shall be given 30 rods."

As soon as Li Xiang's voice landed, the audience became even more deadly.

Thirty rods, that is not something ordinary people can afford, take off his pants, expose his buttocks, and accept punishment, and he Tang Dynasty law, strict respect for teachers and education, for the behavior of provoking the dignity of the teacher is severely punished, and, since the time of Taizong, the prince has committed the same crime as the common people.

"Thirty rods, isn't it?"

A daunting smile appeared on the corner of Yang Jian's mouth.

He had already done his homework on these terms yesterday, and since he had accepted this errand, he naturally had to find a legal basis for self-protection, right?

"Mr. Hui, yes."

Li Xiang already felt that there was about to be a bloodshed in today's class, and it was strange if he didn't open his flesh if he didn't have a rod.

"Okay, I'll ask again, who did it? You know, confess leniently, resist strictly? Don't blame sir, I didn't give you a chance! ”

Yang Jian grabbed a ring ruler from the edge of the lecture, held it in his hand, and waved it from time to time, but it was the slightest sound of the wind, which was extremely harsh in people's ears.

“……”

There was still no one in the audience.

"Do you want me to find you myself before you admit it?"

Yang Jian grabbed the ring ruler in his hand and walked slowly to the middle of the princes and princesses. His gaze wandered over everyone's faces.

The atmosphere on the field became more and more serious.

"Actually, I know who did it."

Yang Jian said as he walked.

As soon as he finished speaking, the body of Princess Xianyi beside him suddenly trembled.

"What do you say, Princess Xianyi?"

Yang Jian looked at this little princess who was younger than herself, and there was a delicate jade plaque in front of her, which was engraved with her name, which was also convenient for Mr. Class's discipline and roll call.

"Sir?"

Princess Xianyi was only seven years old, and as soon as she heard Yang Jian mention her name at this moment, she immediately raised her face and looked at Yang Jian, but her face was pale and colorless.

"Princess Xianyi, did you put the cushions on the stool?"

Yang Jian's tone became a little softer.

He didn't want to frighten the little princess either.

"Sir—yes—how do you know?"

After all, Princess Xianyi was young and couldn't withstand such intense mental torture, and she was easily destroyed by Yang Jian's psychological offensive.

"Because I'm a gentleman."

Yang Jian finally laughed.

"Sir?"

Princess Xianyi couldn't sit still anymore.

She thought of the upcoming thirty boards, and her body began to tremble.

"Princess Xianyi, don't be nervous, according to Mr., the princess alone can't do this, I don't know if what Mr. said is right, princess?"

Yang Jian's mood became more and more calm and calm.

He felt that he didn't need any skills to solve such a small case.

Although she is a princess, as long as the psychological pressure is released enough, she will never admit herself.

"And me, sir."

Princess Shangxian next to Princess Xianyi also took the initiative to confess.

"Well, the courage of the two princesses is commendable, and the gentleman is very relieved, but-"

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he paused again.

"But, what's the matter, sir?"

The fairy princess is a little bigger, and she is a little bolder.

"However, it is still impossible to rely on the two little princesses, there must be accomplices behind the little princesses, right?"

Yang Jian looked at the two little princesses, with a smile on her face.

"Sir, today's incident is really what Princess Xianyi and I did, if there is any punishment, please Mr. punish me alone, Princess Xianyi is still young, please don't punish her."

Princess Shangxian is actually only a little older, but when she talks at this moment, she looks righteous and awe-inspiring, which makes Yang Jian can't help but look at her.

It is also rare for a royal heir to have such a character.

"No, sir, this matter was planned by me, and all punishments will be punished to me, and it has nothing to do with my sister!"

Princess Xianyi saw Princess Shangxian standing up to defend herself like this, and she was also moved and ashamed in her heart, her sister was only one year older than herself, and if she went down with thirty boards, wouldn't her ass bloom like this?

"Well, the two princesses have a resolute character and a strong temperament, and Mr. likes it very much, but Mr. just said that there is another mastermind behind today's incident, as long as the mastermind stands up and bravely bears his own mistakes, Mr. can exempt the two princesses from being accomplices today."

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he glanced at the faces of Princess Xianyi and Princess Shangxian meaningfully.

"Sir, it's true that my sister and I did it, please punish me!"

Princess Xianyi was already about to cry.

"Don't worry, princess, princess likes to be beaten by the board, and Mr. Wait will naturally fulfill the princess's wishes, but is that mastermind so unbearable to watch the two little girls resist all the punishment for him?"

Yang Jian spoke slowly and logically, and his voice was not slow.

"Okay, you don't have to use this kind of psychological warfare, that's right, the mastermind is this king, if you have any moves, just come at this king!"

Before Yang Jian could finish speaking, Princess Shangxian suddenly got up behind her and stood up alone.

"I knew it was you, Your Royal Highness."

Yang Jian saw that the other party stood up, and finally a smile appeared on his face.

A group of little foxes, still want to fight with Mr. Me?