Xiao Tzu Rin heard a report from the spies, saying that the Song army had been killed in the north and south at the same time; Then he broke out in a cold sweat and asked, "Can you see clearly?" In the south and north, there really were Song troops killed? ”

"See the king clearly! The general of the Song army from the north is Wei Yan! The little army who reported the military situation in the north knelt down on one knee and chattered: "A big big silk is embroidered with a bright Wei character, and Wei Yan rides a black horse; The face is like a heavy jujube, the eyes are like copper bells, the body is tall, and the style is majestic; Keep shouting that you want to fight the king for 300 rounds! ”

"Wei Yan!" Xiao Tzu Rin snorted, and took a few steps closer to the spy who reported the military situation from the north and said, "Isn't Wei Yan the general of the Shu Kingdom of the Three Kingdoms?" He was designed by Zhuge Liang and lured by Yang Yi, and was beheaded by Ma Dai at Hutou Bridge in Hanzhong; How did it come to this place! ”

"That's right, the king, this Wei Yan is Bi Wei Yan! General Yelu Yitar fought with him for three rounds and was defeated! The intelligence army continued the previous words: "Wei Yan defeated General Yelu Yit, waved the golden-backed seven-star machete in his hand and shouted: Go and report Xiao Tart, just say that Wei Yan, the hero of the Three Kingdoms, came to invite battle; If it's a son's baby, he will come out to fight! ”

Xiao Tzu Rin stopped here when he heard the military intelligence Xiaojun talk about, and hurriedly said, "Go on!" Why don't you say it, the king will forgive you for hurting your words! ”

The military intelligence army stretched his neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Wei Yan said that he wanted the king to quickly release Wei Chun, the son and grandson of the Wei family, to surrender, and he had the slightest evil intentions; He beat 300 Sini iron horses into scrap copper and rotten iron, and shattered Xiao Tart's corpse into ten thousand pieces! ”

Xiao Tzu Rin was angry when he heard this, and he picked up the elephant's head and curled nose machete to fight; Suddenly, he remembered that there was also a Song army in the south, so he rode on a horse, put the elephant's head nose knife on the saddle, pointed at the small army spy, and asked, "What is the origin of the Song army in the south?" ”

"King Qiqi!" The military intelligence army in the south knelt down on one knee and clasped his hands into fists and saluted, saying: "The Song army in the south has not attacked us, but has filled the road to the south with stones; Our army's iron hooves are insurmountable! ”

"Malabar is rotten chicken head, the Song army dares to pile stones on the road to stop our army!" Xiao Tzu Rin roared angrily, raised the elephant head nose curl knife in his hand and shouted: "Xiao Tzu Wei, you lead the front team to hold the position first; To prevent the Song army from the south from sneaking attack, this king will go to meet the thief Wei Yan! ”

Xiao Tzu Rin said, slashing the elephant head curly-nosed machete in his hand and said, "Wei Yan has been dead for more than a thousand years and is resurrected at this time, could it be that we have seen a ghost!" ”

Xiao Tart Rin muttered and cursed in his mouth, and rode his horse and knife to the front line; Sure enough, I saw a red-faced man standing in front of the battle alone.

Xiao Tzu Rin saluted first and then the soldiers, clasped his hands into fists and said, "Dare to ask the name of the general?" ”

Wei Yan saw that Xiao Tzu Rin was tall and armored, and he was also a general; He waved the golden-backed seven-star machete in his hand and said: "Our family will not change its name, and we will not change its surname; The surname Wei is also long! ”

Xiao Tzu Rin snorted coldly and said, "If you deceive others, you can never think of deceiving this king!" More than a thousand years ago, Wei Yan was killed by Zhuge Liang by Zhuge Liang with a reverse bone on the back of his head, and now it is the 22nd year of the reign of Emperor Shengzong of the Great Liao; How could Wei Yan appear! ”

"Fuck your big nai head!" Wei Yan couldn't help but scold: "What is anti-bone or not, it is all made up by that kid Luo Guanzhong who is uneasy and kind!" ”

Of course, Xiao Tart-rin didn't know that Luo Guanzhong was the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and Wei Yan wrote the back of his head into the book.

But Xiao Tzu Rin knew that Wei Yan had a spine in the back of his head from the storyteller.

The Xijin Mansion of the Liao State was called Nanjing, which was later known as Beijing, where many Han people lived; The Song Dynasty's Goolan tile market was very large, and the Liao State was one country, two systems, and did not interfere with the Goolan Washe of Xijin Prefecture.

When Xiao Tart-rin was the king of the south, he also strongly supported this kind of cultural and entertainment projects, and he was also a frequent visitor to Goolan Washer; Wei Yan had a long reflex bone on the back of his head, which Xiao Tzu Rin heard from Goolan Vashe.

Xiao Tzu Rin thought about it in his heart, and changed the topic and said: "Wei Yan has no backbone in the back of his head, let's not say anything, even if he is reborn, he should also be in the Great Liao Khitan Kingdom, how can he be in the Song Dynasty?" ”

"Fuck your mother's stinky feet, you Khitan tartar toad blows the trumpet so much!" Wei Yan continued to scold: "The Great Song Dynasty is the orthodox dynasty of China, and Wei Yan's rebirth of the Great Song Dynasty is an explanation of the ancestors; You barbarians don't honestly surrender and repeatedly invade the land of the Song Kingdom, and the old man came to pick up dung for you! ”

Xiao Tzu Rin was scolded by Wei Yan and became angry, and danced the elephant head nose curl knife in his hand and said: "Wei Yan is unreasonable, even if you are really Wei Yan's reborn king, you are not afraid; Come on, try Ben King's elephant head nose curl! Xiao Tzu Rin urged the horse to dance the knife towards Wei Yan and rushed over.

Who is Wei Yan afraid of him? Seeing that this guy was about to come over and jump on the horse's head and leave, Xiao Tart-rin thought that Wei Yanguang would say big things and was timid; hit the horse and chased after him, but was slashed by Wei Yan's saber.

Wei Yan's return to the saber belongs to the eighth move in the "Wei Yan Eight Swordsmanship", and the moment the war horse turned around, the golden-backed seven-star machete was rounded and slashed towards Xiao Tzu Rin's skull from the air.

Xiao Tzu Rin is not an idle person, and he has been prepared for a long time when he saw Wei Yan returning to Ma Yang to slash and kill; The elephant head nose curl knife in his hand blocked the knife that Wei Yan slashed at his head.

The two heavy weapons reverberated crisply and dullly on the land of Zhongzhou in June, and Xiao Tzu Rin only felt his hands and arms numb in the echoing sound; Fang knew that the eighth achievement of the general in front of him was Wei Yan.

Xiao Tzu Rin is the first general of the Liao Kingdom, and he has been invincible since his debut; Many of the famous generals of the Song Kingdom were killed under him.

For example, the old Linggong Yang Ye, and later Wang Jizhong; Xiao Tzu Rin captured the old man and made hundreds of thousands of Song troops frightened after Gong Yang Ye.

Zhao Guangyi, Taizong of the Song Dynasty, who kept claiming to seize the sixteen states of Yanyun, never mentioned the recovery of the sixteen states of Yanyun since Lao Linggong was captured.

After Song Taizong's son Xiao Zhao Laosan and Zhao Heng took over, he seemed to have the spirit of being born a calf and not afraid of tigers, and led the army to the front line to resist Liao; However, the army only conducted a review in the Daimyo's mansion, and several battles against the Liao army were actually fabricated by the generals below.

The army of the Song Dynasty became like this, and the army of the Liao Dynasty was reduced to ashes in an instant as soon as it attacked.

No, at Xiao Tzu Rin's assertion; Emperor Chengtian Empress Dowager Xiao Xuan and Liao Shengzong Yelu Longxu personally led a large army to gallop thousands of miles and appeared in the land of Zhongzhou; Once the Yellow River was crossed to Bianliang, it was only a matter of time before the cowardly Song dynasty perished.

However, Xiao Tart Rin did not expect to meet Wei Yan, the hero of the Three Kingdoms, here, who was reborn when the Song Dynasty was in danger

Xiao Tzu Rin has no reason to suspect that the general in front of him is like a heavy jujube, his eyes are like copper bells, and his tall body is Wei Yan; Instead, he felt that Wei Yan really existed.

Xiao Tzu Rin pondered sharply, Wei Yan's eight-knife method. Chopping over in turn: slashing Huashan, slashing Qinling, pushing mountains and moving seas, breaking bones and removing tendons, turning the sky and shaking the ground, hob wiping, and locking the neck and throat Seven moves killed Xiao Tzu Rin, who only had the time to parry and had no resistance strength.

Xiao Tart Rin couldn't resist it, so he sold a flaw and hit the horse back; But I heard the sound of "dong dong" coming from the south.

Xiao Tzu Rin didn't know what was going on, and looked south with straight eyes; I saw Xiao Tzuwei coming on a horse.

Xiao Tzuwei came to Xiao Tzu Rin and jumped down on one knee from his horse to report: "King, a wave of Song troops is pouring in from the south, all of them are holding firearms in their hands and throwing them at our army's position; We are under attack on our backs, and on the east are ponds and ridges; Moving west is the way out! ”

Xiao Tzu Rin was furious, and waved the elephant head nose curling knife in his hand in the air a few times and said, "Nonsense, we will go to Liyangjin immediately; After reading the Yellow River from Liyangjin to Bianjing, how can you move west......"

Yelu Yitart also knelt down and pleaded: "The king is angry, General Xiao Tzuwei is not wrong, we must evacuate this dangerous place immediately; If you are stubborn, 300 Sini Iron Horsemen will surely perish here! Yelu Yitar and Xiao Tzuwei knocked their heads on the ground and bled out.

Xiao Tzu Rin asked people to help Yelu Yi Tart and Xiao Tart Wei up: "Sini Iron Cavalry will soon enter Taihang Mountain to the west, if the Song army sets up an ambush in the mountain, we will not perish!" ”

Xiao Tzuwei said in a heartfelt manner: "Now there is only a gamble, and moving west is the way to live!" ”

Xiao Tzu Rin pondered for a moment, looked at a few spies on the side and said, "How is the situation on the Empress Dowager Chengtian's side?" ”

The small army that had just reported the information to Xiao Tzu Rin to the north knelt down on one knee and reported: "King Qiyu, Wei Yan, who fought with you just now, seems to have brought tens of thousands of horses, and a team led by him to pursue the Sini Iron Cavalry; A detachment led by a female general attacked the forces of the Empress Dowager ......"