Chapter 54: You're a fart
Back in his familiar room, Grandpa Bi looked at the dilapidated ceiling of the room with some emotion. What the hell is this? The other teams are happily moving into the new building, but what about him? I came back less than three days after I went in.
What's more, even if the new building is cleaned up, he doesn't subconsciously think that it is a new building. After all, if any building has been soaked in Yoneda, it can't be called a new building, right?
It's like if you buy a first-hand house, but you haven't lived in it yet, the water pipe bursts, and the upstairs rice field covers the whole room. Even if it is cleared out, you will not be able to get over this hurdle in your heart.
And when he thought of the initiator of this incident, Grandpa Bi felt a pain in his heart.
Although he has not been in contact with Wang Aiguo for a long time, Grandpa Bi already knows what kind of urine person Wang Aiguo is. And it is precisely because he knows that he can't wait to smack himself a few times now.
He only wanted to know now what kind of bear-hearted leopard gall he had eaten, and he actually dared to swear to the captain that Wang Aiguo would become a qualified naval soldier.
Thinking of this, Grandpa Bi felt that the back of his head was buzzing.
And at this time, his cell phone rang.
Grandpa Bi looked down at the name on his phone, hey, it was actually an instructor.
"The instructor called me? It's weird. Confused, Grandpa Bi picked up the phone.
Then an excited voice came from the other end of the phone, saying loudly: "Captain, I heard that your room is flooded with?" Hahahahaha. ”
Grandpa Bi's face was black at that time, and you made a phone call to laugh at me? What about this special comradeship?
Grandpa Bi rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "You are a fart, the two of us are in one room, and if you drown mine, won't you drown you?" ”
"No, no, no, I received a notice from the captain yesterday that I was transferred to Team Eight. You'll have another instructor here later, but I don't know when I'll come, after all, your 12 team is famous. ”
The right descendant looked at the instructor's happy mouth crooked, and he was a little speechless at that time, didn't he say that he had a deep relationship with Grandpa Bi? Why are you so happy to change teams now?
One more thing, what the hell is the room flooded with?
At this moment, I fell right and found that it was an embarrassing thing to not have a mobile phone, and the information could not be updated in time.
Grandpa Bi was stunned at the time, and only after a long time did he speak: "So, you abandoned me like this?" ”
"Hehe, I'll be discharged from the hospital in a few days, if I don't abandon you, will I '' with you?" The instructor laughed and hung up.
When he was sent to the hospital, although Grandpa Bi didn't say anything, the eight buckets of Nongfu Spring with a strong smile on his face couldn't be dissolved. Now that Grandpa Bi is deflated, he is naturally very happy.
To be reasonable, although he also wants to toss Wang Aiguo, after all, he is also a company-level cadre, so there is no need to worry about a recruit. Of course, more importantly, with Wang Aiguo's figure of more than 200 pounds, he felt that he had little chance of winning.
hung up the phone, and Grandpa Bi was angry that the beard he had just shaved last night had grown.
After seeing the instructor hanging up the phone, he opened his mouth and said to the instructor: "Instructor, are you really not coming back?" ”
"Hehe, I can't go back, don't you have a B number in your heart?" The instructor said angrily to the right descendant.
Youxia felt MMP in his heart for a while, why did he suddenly have something to do with him again?
"It's not a guide, it's not good for you to talk like this, right? I didn't do anything, did I? ”
"Huh." The instructor replied with a blank face.
The last time he went to the hospital, he could barely walk because of a spinal injury, so he had three meals a day that the instructor helped him get them.
And because of this, he didn't eat half of the meat!
After he was discharged from the hospital, the instructor said that if this matter was settled, he would also take revenge, and he would not bother with him in the future. But what's going on today? Why is it rehashed?
After thinking about it for a while, the right descendant felt that he had to divert the topic, so he opened his mouth and asked the instructor, "Is something happening to Team 12 again?" ”
The instructor then told the right descendant what he had learned from the other teams.
Now he feels so lucky that he was actually in the hospital when the blew up, and finally escaped.
However, the instructor looked at the happy appearance of the right descendant, and his face was confused.
"Are you sick? I'll just laugh and laugh, you're a fart? ”
Right descended for a moment, then looked at the instructor suspiciously: "I, why can't I be happy?" ”
"You've been smashed by them, it's worse than bombing, you're happy?"
".......I'm concussive, not brain-dead." Right Descend argued.
"And how many trees are there outside the window?" The instructor pointed to the tree outside the window and said to the right descendant.
The right descendant looked in the direction pointed by the instructor, and then noticed that there was still a ghost in front of him.
This doctor said that it was the sequelae of a concussion.
After counting for a long time, I found that I didn't seem to know how to count.
"Look, isn't this brain-dead?" The instructor said lightly.
Descend right: "......"
What's more, this revenge is not avenged!
On this day, I made up my mind in my heart, and I fell into a fight with Wang Aiguo in this life.
……..
Now the entire 12th team is shrouded in gloom, and everyone who has returned to the old building is unhappy, while Wang Aiguo and the warrior monks on this side of the new building have the heart to die when they look at the 'gold' all over the ground.
"Hey, anyway, I'm also one of the top 26 people in the world, and I'm still the talker of the Tiandi Red Network. Why did they all fall into the field after coming to the army? Wang Aiguo sighed while sweeping Yoneda.
The warrior monk on the side heard Wang Aiguo's words, and said with a puzzled expression: "The fattest 26 people in the world? ”
"Why don't you nag, am I that fat? Do I have one? Wang Aiguo scolded and shouted.
The warrior monk was sprayed with saliva, and then stopped talking in amusement. Anyway, the two of them are also difficult brothers, and talking about everyone is the same as talking about themselves.
But at this time, the warrior monk suddenly found a strange place, he looked at Wang Aiguo, and was shocked to find that Wang Aiguo did not plug his nose with a tissue.
"Don't you think it stinks?" The warrior monk asked suspiciously.
"It's okay, anyway, I have rhinitis, and I can't smell anything." Wang Aiguo said lightly.
The warrior monk was stunned, at this time he felt that people were a little confused, when did rhinitis become a sense of superiority?
Just as the two of them were trying to clean the building, suddenly a shout came from outside the building.
"Wang Aiguo, warrior monk, get out of here!"