Chapter XXIII: Impeachment

Unexpectedly, Li Chengqian and Li Ke are two foodies.

Since Cheng Chuliang invited the two of them to have a meal, the two of them ran to the Suguo Mansion if they had nothing to do.

The two of them ate and drank, and brazenly brought the third mouth, Yue Wang Li Tai.

It's fucking righteous enough.

Li Ke comes to eat, why are you Li Tai so thick-skinned, you have a fief of twenty-two states, which is three times that of Li Ke, isn't it enough for you to eat!

Watching the three people holding the bones and gnawing like dogs, without the majesty and domineering of the dragon son and dragon grandson, Cheng Chuliang felt a pain in his flesh!

Grass, if you continue to eat it like this, Lao Tzu will have to go out and ask for food!

"Hey, I said you three, can't you find a big family to eat, for example, Wu Guogong is very good, come to my house for three days to eat and drink for nothing, and there is no sense of public morality!"

Li Chengqian ate his mouth full of oil, and burped very inelegantly.

"Can you blame us for this, who made the food cooked by your family delicious, this palace and the king of Yue and Shu are here, you should feel honored!"

Uncle, stinky and shameless, Lao Tzu II is a man, and he has never seen such a brazen person!

"Your no-face is an eye-opener for me!"

Cheng Chuliang suddenly thought of an animal, a hyena.

That's right, their brother is a typical hyena, shameless, hooligan, and bullying!

"Ryoko, I'm going to pack the rest of these dishes and take them back to my father and mother to taste!"

Hehe!

After eating enough and drinking enough, I have to pack it and take it away for my parents to eat before leaving, which is really filial piety!

Why don't you just move in with your whole family!

"Your Highness, I heard you right, right? You want to take these leftovers and soup for His Majesty and Niangniang to eat? Tut-tut, so filial! ”

"Are you being sarcastic about Hongu? What a guts! ”

Oops, you can see that, amazing.

Cheng Chu glanced at Li Chengqian, "If it were me, I would personally cook it for His Majesty and Niangniang!" ”

Li Tai's eyes lit up, and he patted Li Ke's thigh excitedly, making Li Ke grin in pain.

"Big brother, Liangzi is right, let's do it ourselves, it can better express our filial piety!"

Li Tai, Li Tai, Li Shimin really didn't hurt you in vain for so many years.

"But we won't do it!"

Li Chengqian is worthy of being the crown prince, and he hit the nail on the head in one sentence.

Cheng Chuliang is most annoyed by this kind of lazy person who doesn't want to do it, and finds all kinds of reasons for himself.

"Stupid, then go learn!"

In the afternoon of the same day, the kitchen of the Suguo Mansion was full of chickens and dogs.

Just a little bit, the three Li brothers were about to die in the fire, but fortunately, the second high school mother with many years of cooking experience was witty, brave, and calm, so she didn't let the human tragedy of the fire happen.

After tossing for more than an hour, the iron pot was about to be shoveled by them, but it was simply a single pepper fried meat, and they were stunned to be fried into black charcoal.

In the end, the three of them also turned into black charcoal.

At first, Gao Erniang was still flattered, and she was enthusiastic and patiently taught them, not everyone has the opportunity to cook for the princes.

But later, I really couldn't stand it, if it weren't for the fact that they were princes, I am afraid that they would have started beating people a long time ago.

She simply took matters into her own hands, made a few dishes with the remaining ingredients, packed them for them, and watched them return to the palace to honor His Majesty and Niangniang.

His Majesty and Niangniang can eat the food they cook, and they are happy to think about it.

Cheng Chuliang's heart was 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past.

His kitchen was almost burned down by the Lee brothers!

……

In the Shenlong Palace, Li Shimin enjoys the pleasure of being an emperor and is also fulfilling his obligations as an emperor.

A mountain of letters was piled up in front of him, and he quickly flipped through them one by one, and he had to report to him for instructions on all major and minor matters in the country.

There was a flood in the east of the river, and the barbarians in Lingnan made a rebellion, and this kind of thing was just played, the dog of the second family of the king of Henan was lost, and the third daughter-in-law of Liu in Guanzhong gave birth to quadruplets.

Do you need to tell me about this kind of!

Do you want to die of exhaustion? His heart can be punished!

Li Shimin really wanted to burn these pieces with a fire, so that he could be freed.

Think about it or forget it, I am determined to be an emperor through the ages, and there is no difficulty that cannot be overcome for the sake of my dreams.

So, he resisted the urge to kill, continued to look down, and then he saw a familiar name.

Cheng Chuliang!

This piece is only a few hundred words, but it is shocking.

The second son of your dignified family, what are you doing to bully a pig killer, does it hurt to be idle?

This is not impeached by a royal historian named Tang Lun.

People don't sell pork and sell mutton instead, what's in your way, you still don't let you? Who do you think you are? I see you're a little floating!

Tang Lun is right, flying and domineering, fish and meat people, so arrogant at a young age, I don't teach you a good lesson for Lao Cheng, won't it hurt you!

I heard that the crown prince and the king of Yue and the king of Shu will go to him if they have nothing to do, but don't be spoiled by him, I have to take care of it in public and private!

Li Shimin was thinking about how to clean up Cheng Chuliang, and Zong Mao came in to tell him that the queen mother brought the crown prince, the king of Yue, and the king of Shu to bring him dinner.

"Just in time, I'm looking for the three of them!"

Zong Mao chuckled in his heart, His Majesty's tone seemed to be a little wrong, do you want to give Niangniang and the prince a reminder?

Soon, Li Chengqian's brother and his wife walked in with Empress Changsun with a food box, and after the salute, he quickly took the dishes out of the food box and placed them in front of Li Shimin.

"This is a meal made by Erchen himself for his father, how about you taste it?"

Li Shimin was a little confused, looked at Empress Eldest Sun, but saw her smile and nodded.

Look at the so-called meals in their mouths, the style is very special, and I have never seen it before.

He picked up his chopsticks, picked up a piece of ribs and put it in his mouth......

He tasted the food in the three food boxes one by one, and Li Chengqian's brother stared at him intently, unable to suppress the excitement in his heart, waiting for his father's praise at any time.

However, Li Shimin was as if he had suddenly suffered from facial paralysis, without any expression on his face.

Li Chengqian's heart was a little hairy, aren't these meals delicious? Or is it not to my father's liking?

Empress Eldest Sun was also very surprised, she tried it just now, and then she found that the imperial dining room in the palace was a big joke.

But why did His Majesty turn blue after eating it?

"Li Chengqian, Li Tai, Li Ke!"

Li Shimin's decibel is very high, which startled the three of them!

The three of them drooped their heads, "Erchen is here!" ”

"Tell me the truth, who made these dishes?"

Li Shimin's eyes burned.

Hmph, the three little bunnies still dare to deceive me, someone who has never even been in the kitchen can make such a delicious meal? Are you fools or are you fools?

After all, it was a little kid who had never experienced the baptism of intimidation, and when he was so frightened by Li Shimin, the excitement just now suddenly disappeared, and it was replaced by uneasiness.

"If you go back to your father's words, it was made by the second mother of the Gao in the Suguo Mansion."

Li Shimin doesn't believe it, a chef with such brilliant cooking skills, Cheng Biting Jin dares to hide it privately?

With Lao Cheng's temperament, it seems that he really dares!

"Father, in fact, the second mother of the high school taught by Zicheng in Xingping County, and then the second mother of the high school taught her son."

After Li Ke finished speaking, Li Chengqian and Li Tai hurriedly nodded like chickens pecking rice.

The third child is right, it was all done by Cheng Chuliang, what kind of fire is there, you rush at him, we are all innocent.

"What kind of meat is this?"

"Pork."

Li Tai's answer completely subverted Li Shimin's three views.

Pork can be eaten and it is so delicious?

If this new dish spreads, wouldn't pork be able to replace mutton and become popular in the Tang Dynasty?

Thinking of this, Li Shimin picked up Tang Lun's piece of music again, Cheng Chuliang, a stinky boy, has a great bad conscience!