At 051 hours, the monkey was tricked by the monkey

Yan Qing came back to report that Song Jiang was overjoyed, and felt that he was a big step closer to Zhao'an, and immediately sent Shi Qian to steal paintings. Shi Qian wanted a helper, and Zhou Tong took the initiative to ask for help. After the two went down the mountain, they went straight to the Daimyo's mansion.

If there is a word, it is long, and if there is no word, it is short. Without saying anything all the way, the two came to the Daimyo's mansion, and secretly came to the courtyard of Liang Zhongshu's house in the middle of the night, Shi Qian and Zhou Tong climbed a big tree and looked inside. Shi Qian asked Zhou Tong to stay on the tree to let out the wind, jumped on the wall by himself, and flew the eaves to Liang Zhongshu's study. I didn't have time to look closely, rolled up five or six paintings, and returned the way I came. The smell of wine and food wafted in. caused the gluttonous worms in Shi Qian's stomach to wriggle, sneak into the kitchen, and steal a roast chicken, a roast duck, and a bottle of wine.

"There are thieves!" One shouted.

Shi Qian ran away, and there were five or six people in hot pursuit. Shi Qian jumped on the wall and threw out the roast chicken and roast duck, and the chaser stopped. Shi Qian burrowed into the trees.

"There. - Leave the painting behind! ”

As soon as the lantern was lit, Shi Qian had nowhere to hide, and ran wildly again. Behind him, a black and a white figure, chased after him as if black and white were impermanent. escaped for a night before the two were thrown off.

At this moment, Shi Qian was lying in the weeds, panting like a cow. After a while, the breath was even, and the hunger and thirst in the stomach were unbearable. The wine was still there, and I opened the lid and drank two sips, and my stomach was even louder. I regret using roast chicken and roast duck as a hidden weapon to beat people. When I stood up, I saw a river five or six feet wide in front of me, and endless weeds behind me. Shi Qian was a little desperate, so he picked up a handful of weeds, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it. It was bitter and astringent, swallowed half and vomited half.

Looking over the turbulent river, the mountains opposite are full of wild fruits, yellow, red, purple, and black, which attract Shi Qian's salivation. A group of monkeys shouted, ate the fruit, and made a fuss. Shi Qian walked to the river and looked up and down the river, but there were no boats or bridges.

The monkey barked for a long time. The king of monkeys led thirty or forty monkeys to the shore. Shi Qian fought hard and fought monkey boxing. The monkeys found it amusing and started punching along. Shi Qian picked up a few stones and threw them at the other side. The monkeys have always scattered.

After a while, the monkeys lined up in a long line, transporting all kinds of wild fruits. The Monkey King led two strong monkeys and threw fruit to beat the time. The times are overjoyed, and while picking fruits to eat, they are drinking. The smell of wine wafted across the other side, making the monkeys scratch their ears and cheeks. Shi Qian was full, drank enough, urinated in the wine bottle, and resealed it. Lying in the grass, I fell asleep with my painting bag on my pillow.

When Shi Qian woke up, he felt angry, his face was wet when he touched it, and the smell of monkey urine was all over his body. The clothes were torn to a thousand pieces, and the monkey gills with a sharp mouth were not much different from monkeys. Shi Qian hurriedly stood up, his head was hit, and he realized that he was in a cave on the cliff, seven or eight feet away from the nearest tree.

"Why are you here? What about painting? It must have been a good thing for the monkeys. - Help! Shi Qian shouted at the top of his voice for a long time, and he didn't even see a "beast shadow".

The sun has set, and it is dark, and it is easy to get caught until dawn. Birds flew around the branches, and squirrels weaved through the trees.

"He. . . Damn it! I wanted to play with the monkey, but I was tricked by the monkey. - How can I get out of this place?! ”

Shi Qian thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't make up his mind. Suddenly, he spotted a monkey jumping up and down on a pine tree opposite. Shi Qian learned that the monkey called a few times, and the monkey also called a few times.

"Brother Monkey, please, help me!" Shi Qian pleaded.

"Wait, I want to!" The monkey seemed to be talking.

"You're such a good monkey!"

"Let's do it together!"

The monkey grabbed a rattan and floated violently, landing gently in the hole. The monkey stood firm, stepped on the rattan with his foot, and moved over a stone to hold it down.

"Brother Monkey, you're so smart!"

Shi Qian gave a thumbs up, and the monkey gave a thumbs up. The monkey took a blue cloth bag from his body, which was used by Shi Qian to steal the painting. The humans and monkeys work together to open the baggage. There are two axes left, but there are more than a dozen wild fruits. Shi Qian thanked him and ate the fruit. The monkey was smug at first, and then watched intently as Shi Qian ate.

Shi Qian was full, patted the monkey lightly, and said, "Brother Monkey, I really don't know how to thank you!" ”

Shi Qian smiled flatteringly. The monkey smiled, jumped into his arms, and touched his face affectionately. Only then did Shi Qian realize that it was not Brother Monkey, but Sister Monkey.

Yesterday, the Monkey King drank the urine wine of Shi Qian and was enraged. Taking advantage of Shi Qian's drunkenness, he and the monkeys got Shi Qian into the hole. This monkey girl was originally the concubine of the monkey king, but recently fell out of favor, so she regarded Shi Qian as a monkey and empathized with him.

The monkey girl pointed to the painting and shouted, and the time moved to understand and open the painting. The remaining axis is Zhou Fang's "Lady Waving a Fan", and the other axis is Yi Yuanji's "Gathering Ape Scroll". There are more than a dozen monkeys on the screen, vivid. There are two monkeys, one white and one black, sitting side by side, catching lice for each other. The monkey girl pointed at the two monkeys, and then pointed at Shi Qian and herself, laughing. Shi Qian also laughed.

"Coax the monkey and get out of this damn place." Shi Qian thought about coming here, tickling the monkey, and the monkey tickled him. After playing for a long time, the time shifted to the hole, to himself, and to the monkey.

The monkey understood, moved the stone away, grabbed the rattan and swung it over, and came back again.

"If you can't catch it, you'll fall to your death if you fall!" Shi Qian couldn't help but say.

The monkey girl understood, thought about it, tore the blue cloth into several strips, and tied Shi Qian's waist with the rattan. Shi Qian grabbed the rattan tightly, kicked his foot hard, and the monkey girl pushed his buttocks, and the person flew. Shi Qian grabbed a branch, and the man stopped.

"Hurry up, save yourself from the monkey pestering you. - No, the painting is still in the hole. Thinking of this, Shi Qian shouted and gestured. He tied a stone with a strip of blue cloth and passed the rattan through it. The monkey grabbed the rattan and tied the painting and swung it over. Shi Qian grabbed it all at once, and the monkey slapped it with joy. Shi Qian took down the painting, waved his hand to the monkey, and turned around and walked down the mountain.

Monkey Girl screamed.

Shi Qian walked to the foot of the mountain and sat down to rest. With a "bang", the head was hit by the pine tower. As soon as Shi Qian was dizzy, the monkey girl rushed up, snatched a scroll painting and ran. The monkey ran and stopped, and the time changed and chased after him. With a thud, he fell into the trap. The monkey girl ran back, singing and dancing.

"Sister Monkey, Aunt Monkey, Grandma Monkey, I've served you, save me!" The time moved to the central government.

The monkey girl softened, pulled Shi Qian out of the pit, turned around and ran towards the mountain. Shi Qian opened the pine tower, opened the pine nuts, and ate them, so that his hands and mouths were full of oil. The pine nuts were too small, and it was troublesome to get up, so Shi Qian began to look for something to eat.

Suddenly, I saw a bush of mushrooms, which was very bright, so I picked one up and put it in my mouth. Suddenly remembered An Daoquan's advice, bright mushrooms are poisonous, so he threw away the mushroom. I found a clump of dog urine moss, and knew that this mushroom was edible before the cap turned black, so I pulled a handful and stuffed it into my mouth. - A smell of dog urine.

Shi Qian was half-full, picked up the painting, and limped towards Liangshan.

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