022 Song Gongming climbed onto the couch of his sister

Not long after Song Jiang got up, Wang Ying came with a letter in his hand.

"Brother-in-law, why are you still writing a letter?" Song Jiang asked puzzled.

Because it was at home, it was much more casual, and Song Jiang directly called Wang Ying his brother-in-law. Because Hu Sanniang is Song Jiang's sister-in-law, it is not an exaggeration to call her brother-in-law. In fact, the word "righteousness" should be added and called "righteous brother-in-law".

"Brother Song, I can't read, and I don't know what Sanniang writes. She just told me again and again, asking Brother Qing whether to go or not? Wang Ying said with a smile.

Song Jiang hurriedly opened the letter, only to see that it was written-

Brother Komeito:

Sanniang's birthday, invite the eldest brother to celebrate his birthday.

Green ant new brew wine, red clay small stove. If you want snow in the evening, can you drink a glass of nothing?

Wang Ying and Sanniang respectfully.

"Sanniang writes a good word!" Song Jiang finished reading Shigaru.

"Big brother, what does Sanniang's letter mean?" Wang Ying asked eagerly.

"Sanniang celebrates her birthday and invites me to drink two glasses." Song Jiang said with a smile.

"You see I'm really Yulin's head, today isn't Sanniang's birthday! When she got up in the morning, she tinkered with the dishes and said that she would invite a particularly important guest to have a drink in the evening. - It turned out to be a big brother! ”

"Brother-in-law, you should also know a few words."

"As soon as I read the words, I get a headache. Sanniang taught me a few words, and I only remember five. "Wang Yingle is happy," there are too many words, but my trouser belt is not long enough - I can't remember (tie). ”

"What five words do you remember?"

"The first two words are my name - Wang Ying. Big brother, I'll write it to you. ”

Wang Ying picked up the pen and licked it on the inkstone. With great effort, he wrote five crooked characters on a large piece of paper, and read it out loud: "Wang Ying - big hero!" ”

Song Jiang almost laughed out loud when he saw those five words, but he couldn't help but say: "My sister is really good eyesight, and I can see at a glance that my brother-in-law is a big hero." ”

Wang Ying was happy and said: "Big brother, really 'Wang Ying-big hero'?" ”

"If it's not these five words, what else can it be? - I'd better write a reply. ”

Song Jiang picked up the pen and finished writing with a little bit. Wang Ying's eyes widened, as if he didn't see it.

Wang Ying returned home, and as soon as she entered the door, she shouted: "Lady, the eldest brother has replied!" ”

This is not what Hu Sanniang expected. Among the 108 generals, if the paper is adopted, Song Jiang is definitely the first, and even Wu Yong sighs to himself. Song Jiangwu is not good, he naturally shows that he is different in the text, and when he is drunk, he will write an "anti-poem" to play.

Sanniang opened the letter and saw that it was written:

Born beautiful, beautiful Sanniang.

Don't lose Xi Shi, better than Wang Yan.

Diao Chan is too thin, and Yuhuan is fat.

Celebrate the beauty of the sister, the eldest brother must go.

As soon as you get drunk, you feel sad!

After reading the letter, Sanniang smiled slightly.

All the dishes are cooked by Hu Sanniang herself, and the place where she eats is in the "Orchid House". When Song Jiang entered the house, he smelled a strange fragrance. He observed it and keenly realized that Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying were separated, and he was happy in his heart.

The three of them sat down, ate and drank, and gossiped. Wang Ying is a master who doesn't want to die when he sees wine, and he is drinking with the owner of the village, so he can't be happy. After a while, he was drunk by Sanniang and Song Jiang.

"Wang Ying, Wang Ying—" Song Jiang shouted loudly.

"Drunk like a pig, what do you tell him to do? - Helped into another room. Hu Sanniang covered her nose and said.

Song Jiang helped Wang Ying to another room and pushed him to the bed. Wang Ying went to the bed to "stand up the corpse", snoring like thunder. Looking at this guy who is not a beast, a ghost or a ghost, or a human, he also sighed in his heart: "I really shouldn't have married Sanniang to her!" It's a bit too much to do this yourself! However, if Sanniang is married to Lin Chong and the like, will he still have a chance? ”

Song Jiang closed the door and returned to the orchid house, where he saw Sanniang changing into a brightly colored red dress and green dress, like a lotus flower out of the water. The carbon fire in the brazier was burning vigorously, and Sanniang's face was full of spring, and she didn't feel her heart moved. But he didn't dare to make a mistake, and he still looked like a rule. A red wax burned half off, and there were wax tears all over the body.

Hu Sanniang picked up a jar of wine from under the table, and said with a smile: "Brother Song, this is the best daughter red wine, I will accompany the eldest brother to drink a drunk!" ”

"Sanniang, I'll come." Song Jiang poured two glasses of wine and picked up one, "Sanniang, this glass of wine is a wine of reparation!" Sanniang, Song Jiang has three crimes: one crime, failing to stop the black whirlwind and killing your family; two crimes, mistakenly marrying you to Wang Ying; Three sins, three sins, three sins—"

"What are the three sins?" Hu Sanniang asked.

"The three sins are - I like Sanniang, but I don't dare to marry!"

When Hu Sanniang heard this, her heart brightened up a lot, and she deliberately smiled and said, "Brother Song, let the past pass." I, Hu Sanniang, am not a stingy person. People can't be resurrected after death, and now even if Li Kui is killed, hundreds of people in my family can't come back to life. Looking at it now, it's not bad to marry Wang Ying! He's just a shield...... You still have a chance. ”

Song Jiang's heart was so excited when he heard this, he almost jumped up with joy, slapped the table and said, "Sanniang, you are really a heroine among women!" ”

The two of them happily drained the wine in their glasses.

"I've heard that Yan Poxi is a beauty—is that true?" She squinted at him.

"What kind of beauty is Yan Po, she doesn't deserve to lift your shoes!" Song Jiang blurted out.

"Brother Jiang, you must be fooling me."

"If I fool you, I will be like Wang Ying, I will be the eighth king." Song Jiang felt that it was not good to say this, and said in an accentuated tone, "If I lie to you, sooner or later I will be poisoned to death." ”

Sanniang stretched out her hand, covered his mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, I believe it, there is no need to make such a poisonous oath." I want you to live a long life, and we will be together for a hundred years. ”

When Song Jiang heard this, his body was completely crisp. grabbed Sanniang's hand at once, and gnawed on the pig's trotters as sauce in his mouth.

"Brother Jiang, that's my hand!" Sanniang said angrily.

"This is not a mortal's hand, this is the hand of the 'Nine Heavens Xuannu', even the fingernails are full of immortal energy."

"Really?"

"It's true!"

Hu Sanniang pulled out her hand and grabbed Song Jiang's wrist at once, grabbing it like an eagle's claw. Pointed nails, pierced into the flesh. Song Jiang sweated in pain, but he stiffened up and kept silent.

"Does it hurt?" Sanniang asked with a smile.

"Pain and happiness!" Song Jiang replied with a wry smile.

"Only the happiness of pain is true happiness! - Brother Jiang's wide clothes. ”

"Right now, right here?"

"Are you afraid of Wang Ying?"

"A bantam, what am I afraid of him doing?!"

Song Jiang drank some wine, got energetic, quickly took off his "clothes", and climbed into bed. At this time, Hu Sanniang regretted it a little, Song Jiang's appearance was not much stronger than Wang Ying. The black is not slippery, at most three inches taller than Wang Ying, compared with Lu Junyi, one is the white clouds in the sky and the other is the black mud in the ground. But in order to take him down, he had to make sacrifices. Thinking of this, blow out the wax and quickly undress and go to bed.

Song Jiang hasn't touched a woman for a long time, and when he touches it, he will pour thousands of miles, and it will end before it starts.

Wang Ying slept for a while, woke up with something in his heart, lit a small wax, and came from another room. Seeing a "" lying on his wife's bed, the fire suddenly jumped from the bottom of his heart to his throat, and he scolded: "Dog thief, you dare to play with my wife!" I'm fighting with you! ”

Song Jiang was in the gentle countryside when he was grabbed by one foot and fell to the ground naked. The two fought in the orchid house.

Song Jiang also knows some punches and kicks, compared with Wu Song, naturally he is not an opponent, but he can compare with Wang Ying. The two of you pull my hair, and I pull your hair, forming a black "rainbow".

Hu Sanniang was angry and happy, and threw the two of them to the ground. With one foot on Song Jiang and the other on Wang Ying, he was very happy.

Soon, Song Jiang gave Wang Ying a salary increase and was promoted to official. The bantam tiger opened one eye and closed another.

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