Volume 1 The First Wading in the Rivers and Lakes Chapter 79 The Unspeakably Disgusting

"The Lingnan Zhu family, the world learns together. A reward of 500 gold is expected to take Xu Yongzheng's head. If he is captured alive, he will be rewarded. The Zhu family and Xu Yongzheng never die. Listening to the reward from the mouth of the flames, the pen in his hand was dancing lightly, floating and sinking like a swimming fish. Beside him stood a young scholar slowly grinding ink. This inkstone is not in good condition, the texture is black and blue, it looks very ordinary, but it is an inkstone that ordinary scholars can hold.

"Ah, so much gold. If it weren't for me, a weak scholar who doesn't know martial arts, I'm afraid I would have stepped forward to smell the fragrance and gnaw on this hard bone. ”

Flame Soaring sat in the stone pavilion, on a wooden chair, and his feet were placed on the stone bench very presumptuously, looking extremely comfortable. Seeing Xianji say this, he accosted: "Ah, sir, you see, even you yourself said this." I said, I should try my luck. ”

The weather is excellent today, and the rainy weather for many days has already caused the entire Qingwu Valley to become moldy. As soon as the sun came out, the musty smell was dispelled a lot, and it also aroused the idea of some people going green. Famous scholars and scholars are very fond of going out, so they take a little child and come to a pavilion on this Qingming Mountain to watch the scenery and paint, which is really very elegant.

Yamamoto is nameless, and the trial base takes the name in order to clear the name, and always looks at it here. The fly in the ointment is that today's flame monstrous sky also followed with a dead face, and the beautiful name said that he should be more influenced by the demeanor of celebrities and change his temperament. Having said that, Juan Ji had no choice but to let this splash disturb Yaxing.

A corner of the mountain began to appear in the pen of the judge, a hillside from top to bottom, and it was vaguely seen that there was a road behind it, and the peak could be climbed. At the corner of the cliff, there is a green pine, vigorous but thin.

Hearing that Yan Zhuangtian was a little eager to try, Xian Ji smiled and said, "What's the matter? You were not convinced by the defeat that day, so you have to find a time to find a way back to the field, so that person can know your Flame Heaven's true strength, and you can't lose your Flame Majesty in vain?"

Yan Xuantian pursed his lips, laughed and said, "Haha, I don't dare to do this, Mr. commanded, I don't dare to disobey." ”

"You know, when you tell a lie, you subconsciously roll your eyes. Shen Ji said.

"You put it," the fart word behind it was swallowed back into his mouth by Yan Zhuangtian, which was very uncomfortable. Flame Monocence then retorted, "When did I roll my eyes? Besides, old ······ I never roll my eyes. The words that followed were swallowed back, and it didn't taste so good.

The pen in his hand kept moving, swinging leisurely on the rice paper, outlining the outline of an animal's head with sharp horns. Shen Ji said: "Although you haven't turned it on the surface, I have a pair of discerning eyes in my heart, and I know that you have rolled countless eyes in your heart. ”

Yes, it's this ideology again. Flame Scream knew that the argument could not be argued, after all, he could not prove that he did not roll his eyes in his heart. So he followed the words of the judge and said, "What about the discernment, then sir, do you know what I really think in my heart at this moment?"

As soon as he said this, no matter what Juji said, he just had to say that it was not so, and he could get away with it. Besides, he really wanted Shenji to guess.

Unexpectedly, Juji was really fooled and said, "What's so difficult about this? If I win, you only have to do one request from me. As he spoke, Shen Ji's eyes wandered on the waist of the flames.

Yan Tiantian shrank back, put his feet down, grabbed the wine gourd on his waist, and then smiled, hugged it in his arms, and said, "Don't think!"

Seeing that Yan Zhutian was so scared, Xianji smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't ask for your wine." Last time, I was drunk all day by the fake wine in your wine gourd. ”

When Yan Tiantian heard the wine slandered by Juji, he said unfairly: "Where did the fake wine come from?" This is pure monkey wine, and Mr. is too strong to drink, so it's no wonder he's a monkey. ”

"You only make wine from monkeys, and hide in deep valleys. But you have also seen the person who opened the wine shop mixed water into the wine, and the monkey saw that you went to fetch it from time to time, and it was difficult to ensure that the monkey did not mix the water, and it was more likely to soak and pee into it. It doesn't matter if the monkey drinks urine. But this man ······ As long as it is one time, this person does not drink monkey wine as much as monkey urine, so he is not happy. ”

"Mr. Judge, you are all nonsense, and there is no basis at all. I think this monkey wine is more like a fairy wine in the world. Yan Zhutian did not show weakness, but even picked up the wine gourd, took a sip of it beautifully, and then even chirped his mouth, indicating that the aftertaste was endless.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha. Celebrity Juan Ji stopped his pen and laughed.

The ink-grinding boy didn't turn his head either, covering his mouth with one hand and snickering, so that Yan Couldn not see his smiling face.

A chestnut struck the little scholar on the head, and he couldn't move Mr. Xianji, but he was happy to play with the little scholar. Although he was measured, this time, he knocked the little scholar straight and exclaimed in pain, "Ouch." ”

The little scholar turned his head and gave Yan Doutian a real white look, and a thin hand slapped the outside of Flame's strong thigh, and then quickly dodged.

"Oh, you little scholar, dare to beat me?" said Flame Scream pretending to be fierce.

The little scholar hid behind Mr., stuck his head out, and said, "Mr. said, next time you dare to hit me, I will, I have to fight back." Your bullying cannot be tolerated because of weakness in force. Walking in the rivers and lakes in the future, if you encounter this kind of thing, you can't lose the prestige of Mr. in vain. So, from now on, I will no longer be afraid of you. Although the little scholar's words were a little hard, his weak body made him look even weaker. The little scholar grabbed the corner of Zhenji's clothes and hid behind Zhenji. Rao is like this, and the performance of the little scholar also made Xianji smile slightly and express satisfaction.

Yan Zhutian is not angry with this little scholar, although he has a bad reputation outside, but he is still kind to the people in this Qingwu Valley. There are quite a few people who have fallen to the end of the world. He patted the little scholar on the shoulder, glanced at the judge, and joked to the little scholar: "Isn't it that after many years, you, like your husband, have become the second famous scholar to judge the foundation?" ”

The little scholar wanted to cry without tears, Chu Chu looked at his husband pitifully, and his eyes were full of the word "help".

Xian Ji said to the flames: "You really have to be careful, one day this little scholar is successful in his studies, and he will really teach you a good lesson." A few days ago, you told me two big truths. ”

"Yo, I can't see it, little scholar. What a big truth you are talking about? Flame Burst with a smile on his face.

Xian Ji felt the little scholar's trembling, gently patted the little scholar's cheek, and said softly: "Okay, Xiao Zhiyuan, you go outside to make waves." It's windy in the mountains, so don't run around. ”

The little scholar replied to the gentleman's words, and ran away from this treacherous place like a nimble rabbit.

Flame Burst didn't forget to tease: "Yo, this little rabbit is running quite fast." It seems that being a scholar all day long and serving Mr. is really boring. ”

The little scholar wanted to stop and explain more, but after thinking about it, it was better to explain than not to explain, and he was destined to be misinterpreted by the abominable flames, so he ran away without looking back.

"Like you, don't talk to others. If it weren't for you, the big bad wolf, being here, how could he run so fast and so decisively?" After Juji finished speaking, he glanced at Yan Chaotian again, smiled mysteriously, and said, "Do you know why the little scholar also covered his mouth and snickered just now?"

When Yan Xuantian saw Xianji's expression, the hairs on his body were raised with laughter, and he said, "I don't know." ”

"Don't want to know?" said Juji with some ill intentions, drawing out all the bad premonitions in Yan Zhuangtian's heart.

"I don't want to know!" said Flame Blaze unconcernedly.

Seeing that Yan Zhuangtian didn't care, Xianji showed regret that the treacherous plan did not succeed, and sighed: "Okay. Actually, it's not a big deal. It's just that Xiao Zhiyuan saw a few monkeys surrounding the big stone basin that day and sprinkling a few bubbles of urine into it. ”

"Which big stone basin?" asked Shen Ji unconcernedly.

"There's a big stone basin in one part of the valley, but you can't find a second one somewhere else?" As soon as he thought of the scene of Yan Zhuangtian drinking a few bubbles of monkey urine, he laughed even louder.

In that valley, there was only one large stone basin.

The flames have been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and they cannot be deceived by a simple few words. He pretended to be calm and said, "What is it to drink monkey urine." As long as the wine is mellow and the mouth is strong, what does it matter if you drink his three barrels?" said this very frankly, but his hand holding the wine gourd also loosened a little.

"The flames are famous in the rivers and lakes, drinking monkey urine is nothing, what if there is still human urine in it? No matter how stubborn the monkey is, it is not as bad as the one who deliberately tries to make trouble. "The judge added fuel and vinegar.

"I'll go to his grandmother's leg, it must be the ghost of the giant sword Sui Gu. Yan Chaotian quickly identified the suspect, he took the case, and after speaking, he was about to throw the wine gourd outside the stone pavilion.

Shen Ji stretched out his hand to stop it, then took the wine gourd, took the lid of the wine, took a sip, and swallowed it after a while. He didn't forget to chirp his mouth and said, "It's really good wine." ”

Only then did Yan Zhaotian react and said with a smile: "Mr. will do everything he can to make a fool of people." "There is also half a sentence, it is the scholar who is really bad when he is bad. If there was really urine in this wine, it would be impossible for the scholar to drink a drop of it. Celebrities and celebrities are proud of their own high esteem, and they take their reputation very seriously, and they will not do such a thing to practice themselves.

"What is that little scholar laughing at?" Yan Zhuangtian took the wine gourd of the trial base, poured another big sip, and asked.

"Maybe it was laughing at you that day, I was drunk, I hugged the roadblock Gou Lin, and I only kissed a cup of tea, but the kiss was not violent enough. He didn't laugh when he said this, but it made Yan Ji more disgusting than the joke just now.

Flame's stomach tumbled, and he almost vomited out of the overnight meal. That picture is so beautiful, two strong men, notorious characters in the rivers and lakes, hugging each other and kissing fiercely······

"Sir, I want to vomit ······" Flame shouted.