Zheng Xian'er, the crown princess, was not very happy.

Although Lou Que protected her well, she was still unhappy.

For no other reason, it's just too idle.

As the months got bigger and bigger, her stomach became rounder and rounder day by day as if she was blowing, so frightened that Lou Que gave a strict order to the people below: all the staff were on guard to keep an eye on the crown princess for twelve hours a day, and she was not allowed to walk around in unsafe places, she was not allowed to play dangerous games, and of course, she was not allowed to run out secretly.

So, Zheng Xian'er lived a prisoner-like life in the golden silk birdcage in the East Palace.

"Alas, miserable!" Zheng Xian'er smashed the flowers and trampled on the marigolds in the garden, and sighed for a long time.

Xiaozhi walked over with a large stack of account books: "Don't sigh, come and take a look at the Mid-Autumn Festival inventory in our store!" ”

"Earned and lost?" Zheng Xian'er asked first.

Xiaozhi put the account book on the stone table and smiled: "How can we lose money in business?" Earn over! Even if you are kicked out of the East Palace by the crown prince now, you won't be hungry for the rest of your life! ”

"I couldn't go hungry!" Zheng Xian'er sneered, and slowly walked to the stone table and sat down.

The stone bench was slightly cold, and she couldn't help but tremble when she sat down, frowning and ordering, "Go back and ask someone to make some soft cushions for these stools." ”

Yan Niang hurriedly agreed, and said with a smile: "The days go by so fast, it seems that the sun was still shining badly a few days ago, and I will already have to wear thick clothes sooner or later!" ”

"Yes," Xiao Zhi sighed, "if the crown princess's belly is so big, it's time to cut new clothes!" ”

"You hate me!" Zheng Xian'er immediately screamed dissatisfied.

Yan Niang hurriedly smiled: "I don't think I need it, at most I will wait for another ten days and half a month, and the little master will almost be born." ”

Xiaozhi smiled: "It's the same." Two days ago, our prince asked someone to invite the doctor, the midwife and the nursing mother to come and live, which made our family nervous! ”

Zheng Xian'er suddenly asked, "Is the Jinxiang in the family born?" ”

"It's born," Twig frowned, "it's a girl." ”

Zheng Xian'er couldn't help frowning: "Girls are girls, what are you doing with a sad face?" ”

Xiaozhi hesitated: "Don't you know?" Lou's family doesn't leave girls! ”

Zheng Xian'er was stunned.

Xiaozhi sat down on the stone bench next to her, lowered her voice and said, "The rule handed down by the ancestors of the Lou family is that girls must drown when they are born, otherwise it will hinder the fortune of the family, and even hinder the descendants of the family." After Mrs. Lou passed the door, she gave birth to three daughters in a row, so she let Aunt An take the lead, and she couldn't suppress Aunt An in her life! Now that Mrs. Lou has no son under her knees, in the future, Master Lou's title will have to be inherited by the eldest young master, even if there is glory and wealth, it is limited! ”

Zheng Xian'er thought for a long time, and asked in disbelief: "You mean, Mrs. Lou has killed at least three daughters?" ”

Xiaozhi sighed: "Far more than that! Later, she seems to have given birth to a girl, and Aunt An also gave birth to a daughter! ”

If it weren't for the inconvenience, Zheng Xian'er would almost jump in shock: "This is just a generation!" Their ancestors are like this?! ”

"Yes, all of them!" Twig sighed.

Zheng Xian'er suddenly sneered: "The bloody glory and wealth are also thanks to their peace of mind!" - What happened to Jinxiang's child? ”

"Ran!" Twig sighed.

Zheng Xian'er was a little stunned when she heard it.

Xiaozhi explained: "Jinxiang's belly, no matter who looks at it, it is said that it is a son, but who knows that it is a daughter who was born, and the wife ordered to drown on the spot." Jin Xiang begged to stay for three days for the sake of the second master, and she wanted to die or live. My wife was afraid that things would make a big deal and could only agree, but the person disappeared that night. After interrogation in the house, I learned that not long after the second master died, Jinxiang got along with Meng Hu, and this time Meng Hu took her away. ”

Yan Niang let out a long sigh: "Poor man! ”

Xiaozhi sneered: "Yes, poor man! Jinxiang is not a good thing, but the things that the Lou family did are even more disgusting! Now that there is such a big family, there is only the eldest young master left who is still holding on, and I don't know what to do in the future! ”

Zheng Xian'er said slowly: "Maybe it's good to wait for the old lady to die." The people in their family are not God who made them not prosperous, they are all tormented by themselves. Calculate this, calculate that, and finally lose your life together. ”

Yan Niang smiled bitterly: "People's hearts are insufficient, and they always want to calculate." Especially the dispute between the descendants of the family...... If you really want to take a closer look, whose lintel is not bloody? If the crown princess had been soft-hearted and let Miss Ning enter the East Palace, the lives of our people might not be able to be saved in a few years! ”

"Wrong!" Xiao Zhi smiled, "You should say - if you put Miss Ning in, in a few years, we people may not be able to keep blood on our hands!" ”

Yan Niang couldn't help laughing when she heard this: "I forgot, our princess is unwilling to suffer." ”

At this time, Lou Que's laughter rang out under the porch: "Who are you here to bully again?" ”

Zheng Xian'er raised her head and glanced at him lazily: "Why did you come back so early?" ”

"You forgot?" Lou Que walked over quickly, "Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is a family banquet in the palace, I will pick you up!" ”

Zheng Xian'er frowned: "I'd better not go, right?" No one in the palace likes me, so why should I get in the way of other people's eyes! ”

Lou Que bent down to pick her up, and said with a smile: "There is no reason not to go to the Mid-Autumn Festival family banquet!" The third brother said a few days ago that his princess is also pregnant, and she has a belly problem waiting for you! ”

Zheng Xian'er was shocked: "That little kid of the King of the River is also going to be a father?" Did he wean himself? ”

Lou Que looked down at her and chuckled: "Man, you can't wean for the rest of your life." ”

Zheng Xian'er blinked, blinked again.

Lou Que rarely saw that she couldn't catch the stalk, and she was proud, and couldn't help laughing loudly: "Stupid? ”

Zheng Xian'er looked embarrassed: "I'...... Maybe you don't really need to go to any family dinners. ”

"How?" Lou Que frowned.

Zheng Xian'er gritted her teeth and popped out two words from between her teeth: "It's broken." ”

Lou Que didn't understand at first: "Broken? What's broken? ”

Without waiting for Zheng Xian'er to answer, his face suddenly changed: "Broken water?!" ”

Zheng Xian'er ignored him and began to sweat on her forehead.

Lou Que was stunned, hugged her and began to circle around: "You are talking, what's wrong?" What the hell is uncomfortable......"

The two girls couldn't see it, one ran to find the imperial doctor and the midwife, and the other glared at Lou Que with contempt: "Are you still going around in circles?" Carry the person back to the room! ”

Lou Que finally woke up, pulled his legs and ran, and disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

After a period of chaos, Lou Que was kicked out of the bedroom.

Two imperial doctors and two midwives were waiting inside, and one imperial doctor stayed outside to guard, for fear that the one inside would be fine, and the one outside would faint first.

Lou Que's face turned pale, and he looked at the screen in a panic: "How can this be?" It's not time yet......"

The Imperial Physician looked at him helplessly, not wanting to speak.

Lou Que is still chattering:

"Doesn't it take a long time for people to give birth to a child before the water breaks? How could she suddenly say 'broken'? What's broken? ”

"Is she sick? Why won't you talk to me? ”

"How long will she still be in pain? Will it be okay? ”

"No, I have to go in with her!"

Xiaozhi sighed, stepped forward to block his way, and showed a helpless expression of looking at a fool: "What are you doing in there?" Do you add to the chaos? ”

However, she ...... "Lou Que was anxious and angry.

Xiaozhi called Zhong'er to come in and hold him down, and said helplessly: "The crown princess doesn't want to talk to you because you are so embarrassed to look stupid!" It's her who went to war, what are you panicking about here! ”

Lou Que was angry and didn't choose to speak: "It's because she went to the battlefield that I panicked!" If you're giving birth at this time, I won't panic if you're giving birth to eight! ”

"Nonsense, it's bad if you panic!" Twig laughed angrily at him.

The imperial doctor was really upset when he heard this, so he had to pull his beard and come over and solve someone's doubts: "The crown princess is pregnant with twins, and early days and premature rupture of membranes are common, so don't panic." ”

Lou Que nodded blankly, still unable to come back to his senses.

Don't panic? How could he not panic!

It's said to be a "common thing", but just because something is common doesn't mean there isn't danger, right?

If there is really no need to panic, why do the imperial doctors and midwives look like they are facing great enemies?

Twin ...... Troublesome, right?

It is said that giving birth to a child is a ghost gate, so giving birth to two people at a time is the superposition of two ghost gates, and the danger is probably not as simple as increasing one or two times!

What to do, what to do......

Lou Que sat stupidly.

In the bedroom, Zheng Xian'er is calm and relaxed, the girls are busy but not chaotic, and the doctor is always as stable as Mount Tai. There was a large room of people, and only Lou Que was restless, sweating on his forehead.

It wasn't until someone from the palace urged Lou Que to remember that there was a family banquet today.

But who cares about the family banquet or not!

After sending the people in the palace indiscriminately, Lou Que did not return to the room, but only lingered under the corridor.

I couldn't stand still, I couldn't sit steadily, I stomped my feet and twisted my hands for a while, and scratched my ears and cheeks for a while, and I didn't know that I thought he had lice on his body.

When it was completely dark, a cry rang out in the bedroom.

The imperial doctor looked happy and exclaimed, "It's quite fast!" ”

Lou Que wanted to beat him up.

Pretty fast? Tossing from noon to night, is this still fast?!

After a while, the midwife walked out with a small swaddling baby in her arms, with a smile on her face: "Congratulations to His Royal Highness the Prince, you are a little county lord!" ”

"Oh." Lou Que agreed indiscriminately, only glanced at it and looked away, and didn't mean to take it and hug it.

The midwife immediately understood, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, don't worry, there is still one that has not been born, there is still hope!" ”

This "hope" made Lou Que wait for a long time.

When the second swaddling baby came out, the two midwives exchanged glances, and the second midwife didn't dare to laugh, and said cautiously: "Congratulations to Your Highness...... is still a small county lord. ”

This time, Lou Que didn't look at it, and ran inside.

The mother-in-law hurriedly stepped forward to stop: "Your Highness, there is a lot of bad luck inside, you better wait ......"

"Bad luck?" Lou Que immediately became angry, "Who do you say is unlucky?" The woman of this palace is unlucky, or the children of this palace are unlucky?! ”

The mother-in-law turned pale with fright and hurriedly knelt on the ground.

The two midwives exchanged glances and sighed in unison.

- Alas, this is a disappointment in my heart, and I am angry with the people below!

After Lou Que frightened the mothers-in-law who were in the way, he opened the curtain and broke in.

When I entered the door, a heavy bloody breath came to my nose, and I saw that the mother-in-law inside was busy and chaotic.

Zheng Xian'er's voice came out of the tent, and she was angry: "What are you doing in a hurry?" Go out and take care of my daughter! ”

The mother-in-law didn't know who she was yelling at, and when she looked up, she saw Lou Que obediently retreating.

The child was taken to the nurse and quickly brought back.

The two midwives were afraid that Lou Que would be upset, so they hurriedly glanced at each other and suggested that the nurses were holding their children and standing farther away.

Who knew that Lou Que suddenly smiled and beckoned: "Hold it and let me see!" ”

The two nurses stepped forward, and Lou Que took one with one hand and hugged the two little ones in his arms.

The sisters look exactly the same, with round faces, soft and smooth.

A nurse saw that Lou Que was happy to see it, and was busy making fun of it: "The little county lords are so good-looking, the corners of their eyes are so long, they will definitely grow into very beautiful big eyes in the future!" ”

Lou Que immediately smiled: "Of course." The crown princess has big eyes, and when she doesn't smile, she seems to be laughing, and she laughs more like a child, and she is easy to bully when she looks at it. ”

The nurses and grandmothers agreed deeply when they heard this, but Zhong Er was stupid when she heard it outside the door.

- Your Royal Highness the Prince, wake up! The crown princess is good or not, don't you count it in your heart!

Lou Que caught a glimpse of Zhong Er at the door out of the corner of his eye, and finally remembered the matter: "Have you prepared the reward?" ”

Zhong Er rubbed over and said with a smile: "It's ready for a long time, the housekeeper and the account room are scattering!" There have already been two rounds of money outside the second door, both of which are prepared in double copies! Our little lord was born, and the whole family is waiting to be happy! ”

When the midwife heard that there was a double reward, she was so happy that she didn't know where to put it.

At first, they saw Lou Que's careless appearance towards his daughter, and they thought that this time the reward might not be settled!

It seems that the prince's temperament is really extraordinary, he is obviously very sad and disappointed, but he is not ambiguous at all about his subordinates!

Of course, Lou Que didn't know what the midwives were thinking. When he had finished his business, he looked down at his daughter and smiled silly.

At this time, the mothers-in-law finally cleaned up the bedding and Zheng Xian'er. Lou Que didn't delay for a moment, and rushed in with the two little guys in his arms: "Daughter-in-law! Look at our kids! Two! Same! ”

"What stupid!" Zheng Xian'er raised her hand to cover her eyes, indicating that she couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Lou Que put the two little guys on the head of the bed like a treasure: "Look at it! Good looking, all say like you! ”

Zheng Xian'er leaned on the pillow and reached out and poked lightly in the palm of one of her daughters.

The little one immediately grabbed her fingers.

"Look, she's grabbing my hand!" Zheng Xian'er was surprised and delighted.

Lou Que was very envious, and he was busy following her example and teasing another daughter.

After receiving the same surprise, he was so happy that he almost danced.

Zheng Xian'er raised her head and asked him, "You've been thinking about the name of the little guy for months, have you settled on it?" ”

Lou Que patted his head helplessly: "I can't settle down, I feel that no matter how good the name is, it is not worthy of them...... Why don't you just take one, the big one is called Zijin, and the small one is called Zipei? ”

"Whatever you want." Zheng Xian'er really doesn't care about this.

Just call it a name! Her own name is a mess of all sorts, isn't she still using the most earthy one?

Now that my daughter has chosen a name-

Zheng Xian'er suddenly asked a very idiotic question: "These two children, which one is the sister and which is the younger sister?" ”

Lou Que was stunned for a long time, and gave her an even more idiotic answer: "Oh my God, I forgot!" ”

Zheng Xian'er was a little confused.

Lou Que hurriedly called her mother-in-law and two nurses in, and a large number of people began to desperately restore the scene just now.

When two nurses take over the baby, they know which one is older and which is smaller. Later, after feeding, it was handed over to Lou Que, and then most of the mothers-in-law withdrew, and Lou Que was playing with the two children alone......

Is the one that comes first to the left or the right?

Did you change hands in between?

When you bring it in and put it on the bed, do you put it on the left or right side first?

……

There are so many questions, and there is no unanimous answer to any of them.

The maids and ladies fought so hard that they blushed and had thick necks, and in the end, no one could convince anyone, but they almost forgot their answers.

After a quarter of an hour, Lou Que came to a conclusion: "I really can't remember!" ”

Zheng Xian'er patted her head and looked at the two little guys helplessly: "Look at what your father has become!" Don't let him go, or I won't take you out in the future!" ”

Lou Que didn't dare to defend when he was scolded like this, so he had to ask cautiously: "Xian'er, this question ...... How to solve it? ”

Zheng Xian'er rolled her eyes and poked a finger on the faces of the two little guys: "Come on, girls, the game has begun!" From now on, whoever gives her mother a smile first will be a sister! ”

"Whoa—" The two little ones cried in unison.

Zheng Xian'er was dumbfounded: "What's the situation?" Don't you want to be a sister so much? ”

Lou Que looked at the two little guys who were crying, and quickly came up with a new idea: "It's better like this, whoever stops crying first will be the sister!" ”

The two daughters refused to pay attention to him, and one cried more loudly than the other.

Zheng Xian'er heard that her ears hurt, and she hurriedly called the nurses to come over and coax her.

After a few moments, the two little ones stopped crying in unison.

Still not to distinguish who comes first and who comes last.

Zheng Xian'er stretched out two fingers and poked the palms of the two girls respectively: "Whoever holds the mother's hand first is the sister!" ”

Two fleshy little hands swayed and clenched at the same time.

Zheng Xian'er couldn't cry or laugh.

Lou Que was also stupid, and he didn't know what to do.

Xiaozhi forced a smile on the side, and made a bet with Yan Niang: "I guess the two little county lords can't compare wins and losses in a year!" I heard that twins often cry and laugh together, and they should be just as smart in the future! ”

Yan Niang added worriedly: "I see, even if you divide the size, it's useless!" We two foolish masters will continue to mess up! ”

Xiaozhi nodded seriously: "I think you're right!" ”

Lou Que and Zheng Xian'er raised their heads and glared at the two girls in unison: "Itchy skin?" ”

The two girls rushed out at once, more tacit than the two twins of the little county lords.

At this time, no one expected that the two girls casually said a few words of gossip and teased their master, and finally became a prophecy.

In many, many days to come, the confused parents arranged countless matches for their two daughters, and the final result was a draw without exception.

Learning to talk on the same day, walking on the same day, and mischievous on the same day, the two little girls seemed to come naturally to tease their parents.

When they grew up, although they still couldn't separate a sister and sister, they finally saw that there were still some subtle differences between the sisters when they got along with each other every day as parents.

Who knew that since the age of two or three, the two little ones have somehow figured out a game that is enough for them to play for a lifetime: play each other and completely confuse their parents.

So many years later, the prince and his wife, who were once regarded as gods, became well-known fools in the capital.

- I can't even tell the difference between my two daughters, what a fool this must be!

Zheng Xian'er was very angry about this: You can, you can admit it! Whoever can tell the difference, I'll give these two bad girls to whom!

The two little county lords overheard this sentence, and they strengthened their determination that death could not be distinguished from others.

It doesn't matter who is the sister at all, it's a first-class thing not to be distinguished, okay!

Thanks to the blessings of these two daughters, the impression that "the prince is a little stupid" gradually took root in the hearts of the courtiers and took deep roots.

The emperor, who is already over the age of sixteen but is still very healthy and does not want to die, said that he is very relieved: Prince, it's good to be stupid! Don't worry, silly!

King Hejian, who has gradually gained some prestige in the court, is a little confused: Father, can you be reasonable! Back then, when I pretended to be stupid and stunned and had no quarrel with the world, you said that to establish a prince, you should set up a smart and eloquent person; Now that I've become smart and shined, you say that the prince is stupid to rest assured! What kind of prince do you want, can you make it clear at once!

Emperor: No matter what kind of prince I want, you are never in my consideration!

Lou Que: Father's everything is right! Father and third brother, you talk, I will go home to accompany my wife and children!

Emperor: Prince, your daughter-in-law hasn't given birth to a son for so many years, why don't I pick two concubines for you to help?

Lou Que: Haha, father, I can't hear what you say!

King of the River: I hear you! Father wants to pick two side concubines for you! My daughter-in-law has a younger sister who is smart and beautiful, and her ass is very suitable for childbirth, so why don't I introduce it to you......

Lou Que: Forget it, keep it for yourself!

Emperor: This time, I will stand with your third brother.

Lou Que: Actually, it's not impossible to accept the two side concubines, anyway, my daughter-in-law has already made room for the side concubines at home! She said that as soon as the side concubine entered the door, she would take her daughter out to play in the mountains and rivers, and by the way, the seven grain stores in the capital were closed together to raise money for travel expenses!

King of the River: If the seven grain stores are shut down together, the people will not be able to buy food, and they will rebel!

Lou Que: I don't understand what you're saying!

Emperor: Prince, this is wrong with you! What kind of concubine do you accept, ah? Is it easy for your daughter-in-law to accompany you all the way? Go home obediently and accompany her, don't worry about some things that you don't hear!

Lou Que: Okay, listen to you!

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