The eighty-seventh episode of the Ba guard lotus son is married, and the little Tai Sui jokes and jokes

The poem says: The teacher is clear and destroys the Kou, but it is not advisable to rest.

Providence is merciful, and human affection favors the old marquis.

The rebels collapsed, and the Holy Lord was self-defeating.

Sending guests back to the hometown, turning over tears flowed.

Badli entered the small wine shop, and there were three rooms inside, among which there was a door facing west, and inside the door was a table of eight immortals against the north wall, two benches on either side, and a plate of dried tofu resting on the table. The two of them sat on the bench and said, "Shopkeeper, give me half a catty of wine." The shopkeeper was in his forties, wearing a moon-white cloth trousers, high-waisted socks, and green cloth double-faced shoes. There was a young man, twelve or thirteen years old, with blue cloth trousers, white socks and blue shoes, two pigtails, red hair and rope, long eyebrows and big eyes, and brought a jug and two wine glasses, and put them on the table.

Badli had no intention of eating wine here, but in the name of eating wine, he wanted to inquire about the reason for the woman who rode the donkey, and he drank the wine and said, "What kind of village is this, young man?" The boy said, "This is Yujiazhuang." Badeli asked, "Is there a shop in this village?" The shopkeeper said, "There is no shop, look down and walk forty miles, there will be a shop." It's not early, and when the sun is about to set, the two of you will finish drinking and leave. Our ground is very tight, and there is a lot of gossip everywhere. The villages were checked every day, and even their relatives did not dare to keep them. The two of you hurry up, the road is very tight! Badri said, "What's the name next door?" The shopkeeper said, "We don't have a foreign surname in this village, they all have the surname Yu, and even my surname is Yu." Badeli said: "The two of us are with the official, and we are doing things on the mission of the master, and I am really tired of walking, and I will spend the night in your shop tonight, I don't know what I want?" The shopkeeper shook his head again and again and said, "That's not possible, I'll just say that I will be with you." Badeli said: "Shopkeeper Yu, give us another half catty of bar, and we'll talk about it after we're done." The young man took another half a pound of wine. Badli drank slowly, and he was not busy, and ate until it was dusk. Badeli took out a piece of silver, weighing four or five taels, and gave it to the shopkeeper, saying, "The shopkeeper Yu, give you the wine money, and give the rest to the young man." The shopkeeper took a look, it was really "people die for money, birds die for food", and said with a smile: "Why spend money." He stretched out his hand and took the silver, and said with a smile: "Two noble surnames? Ba Deli said: "The surname is Ba, that is my second brother, surnamed Yu, from Beijing." When the shopkeeper heard this, he said, "If you want to leave, you are here." There are two rooms in the north of the courtyard, and there is no one living in the house, but it is also clean. Ba Ye said: "Very good, the two of us are very grateful." ”

Shopkeeper Yu took the two out of the back door, a small courtyard, and two rooms in the north room. Yudou carried his luggage into the house and placed it on the kang on the north side. The shopkeeper Yu said: "We don't have anything delicious here, there are white noodles, dried shrimp, make some dried shrimp flakes soup to eat." "Go out and ask the kid to cook. When it was young, the children brought in the food with the lights on the lamps. Badri said, "What's your name?" The boy said, "My name is Little Second Brother." Ba Ye said: "Let me ask you one thing: You live in the north of the Yu family There is a woman riding a white donkey, do you know?" The second brother said, "Why don't I know? The woman was my aunt, and my uncle and aunt. My uncle's name is Yu Meng, nicknamed the Sick Husband God, and he is a hero here, and he and my aunt are both martial arts. I was depressed for the past two days, because my uncle had made a friend named Two Pimabao. He is a person from Jinjia Town, and he is a gossip sect of the Heaven and Earth Society, and he persuaded my uncle to return to the Heaven and Earth Society, but my uncle was unwilling. That night, there was a third watch, and more than 20 thieves came to surround Yujiazhuang. Mabao called my uncle out and said, 'Return to Heaven and Earth, and all things will be over; If not, I will kill this Yujiazhuang. As soon as my uncle was afraid, he agreed, and Ma Bao went away with his troops. After four or five days, he came again, and brought more than a dozen presidents who came with him, together at my uncle's house, to say goodbye to my aunt, and to leave a gift for his nephew Shuangbao Tai Sui Guo Liang. When my uncle talked to my aunt, my aunt was very reluctant. My aunt invited his grandmother on a donkey, and said that it had been two days, and it was really impossible, and today it must be my aunt who went to his grandfather's house and met you two. In the past two days, my uncle's courtyard was a thief, and it was Shuangbao Tai Sui Guo Liang who came, and was beaten by my aunt and chased away several times. My aunt had a sword, very sharp, and the house where she lived had triangular windows with sharp iron bars on top of it, for fear that someone would sneak in at night. As he was speaking, he heard the shopkeeper calling: "Little second brother, let's have dinner here." The boy replied and went out of the room. When Badli had finished eating, the boy removed his cups and plates, and rested peacefully.

When there were two drums in the sky, they called the jade bucket up, and the two of them packed up, went out of the upper room, and closed the door.

Standing in the courtyard and looking, the moon is in the sky, and the moon is bright and the stars are scarce. The two jumped up to the room and jumped in the middle of the street. Badeli was in front of his head, Yudou was behind, he only took two steps to the north, and Yudou behind him said "ouch" and said, "Big brother, why did you hit me in the neck with iron lotus seeds?" Badeli turned around and looked at the iron lotus seed in the ground, which was bigger than his own iron lotus. Yudou said, "I got a pimple on my neck. I heard someone behind me laughing and saying, "Big brother, you are so powerful, you beat someone to a pimple, let's call him a pimple." Yudou and Badeli said, "How bold! Juniors, don't go! The two chased them two miles south, and they didn't even see a human figure.

The two came back, and when they arrived outside the north gate of the wine shop, they flew up to the room, Yudou was in front, and Badeli was behind, and they were walking forward. After the two-story courtyard, I saw that there were five upper rooms on the north side and three matching rooms on the east side. There is a light in the upper room, and it is a triangular window room. The two walked closer, licked a small hole in the window paper with their tongues, and looked inside, and there was a wooden mosquito net on the north wall of the window, with a large hibiscus veil on it. There is a table of eight immortals by the window, and there is a wax lamp on the table; There is a big beauty hanging on the west wall, with four screens on both sides, and the paintings are landscape figures. There is a combing table against the west wall, and there are mirror tables, fish tanks, and dumpling boxes on the table. There was a woman sitting on it, the same woman she had met on the road during the day. Next to her sat a woman in her forties, talking. The woman said, "Girl, what did you say when you went to your in-laws during the day?" The woman sighed and said, "I don't have anything to say, but when I walked halfway up, I met two people and got angry." He said that Yudou was applauded. When Yudou heard this, he couldn't help but smile. The woman inside said, "Look, mother, there are thieves outside!" He stretched out his hand, drew his sword, and jumped out of the house. The half-old woman, who was the girl's nurse, went out with her. Yudou escaped from the room in the morning. Badli looked at the west side of the window, and there was a vat at the bottom of the vat to hide. The woman came out and went into the room, and the nurse looked at the south courtyard to find someone to watch. Badri said, "I'll look inside the house." As soon as he turned over and went into the upper room, he saw that the scabbard was hanging in the tent, and there was the incense of ice musk and cinnamon in the room. As he was looking at the triangular window lattice, he heard the man outside, "I have not seen a thief." The woman came down and said, "Go out." He said, "Mother, come into the house." Badli was so frightened that he was covered in sweat and had nowhere to hide, so he had no choice but to squat underneath and didn't dare to go out.

The woman went into the house, sat down on it, and said, "Huh! It's my brother who made friends with bandits, so I don't know where I belong for life? Though I am a woman, I shall not be a thief. The nurse came in and said, "Rest in peace, girl." I'll close the door, I'll rest in the east room, and you won't have to sit. The woman replied, closed the partition door in the house, and looked at the lonely lamp, remembering that her parents died early, and she lived with her brother and sister-in-law, and she could not say anything about her life. After thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel sad and shed a few tears. I was bored in my heart, and I lay down in my clothes, pulled over a satin quilt and covered it, and fell asleep groggyly. Nabadli did not dare to come out, for fear that people would be awake, and his heart would only beat. I looked out through the bottom and saw a burst of cigarette smoke coming in through the window hole, and I watched it rise. I was on the spot, and when I heard the door ring, there was a "creak", and a person came in, nine feet tall, with a face like the bottom of a pot, thick eyebrows and round eyes; Wearing green coat pants, thin-soled fast boots, he is more than twenty years old, and he has a treasure knife in his hand. When he looked at him, he didn't know who he was. It is explained in the book that this thief is Shuangbao Tai Sui Guo Liang. He is a thief of the Wumingshan President Heaven and Earth Society, because some people say that he has a beautiful wife, and he is afraid that he will not give it to him, so he goes down the mountain privately, lives in this nearby store, and comes to see how it is at night. After the second watch of that day, he came here, poked a small hole through the window, and saw that this girl Yu Bihuan looked like Sai Xishi, and he wanted colorful flowers. He was heard by the girl and struck a hidden weapon. He ran away, and he didn't give up. He has a bronze ox, which is a self-reed with five drums of rooster crowing and soul incense, when he wants to use it, he puts the cow's mouth against the window hole, pinched the spring, and blows a hole under the tail of the ox behind him, and the sleeping people in the house faint when they smell it. He has a treasure knife, named Red Tiger Pinjin Lack Tip Wolong Knife, sharpening copper and chopping iron, blowing sharp blades, cutting grass in the wind, and stabbing wood like silk. Today, I saw the girl crying under the lamp outside the window, that kind of handsome, and the thief's heart moved: "Why don't I smoke him with my and five drums to return to the soul, so that I can go in and have fun." When the good deeds are done, I will tell him again and use the antidote to solve him. Then he looked into the window and opened his hand, pinched the spring, and he blew, and then the boy took the object in his bag, and slashed the door with his sword, and went into the inner room. Guo Liang saw that the girl was lying leaning in the north, with her feet south and facing west, covered with a quilt, red satin, revealing narrow bow shoes, thin and small. The thief was moved by the lustful heart, and put the sword under him, and he went over with a grin, and reached out to pinch the girl's foot. When Badeli saw it, he rushed up angrily and said, "It turned out to be a thief with colorful flowers!" I'll take his knife first and chop him up. Stretched out his hand and picked up the red tiger golden knife, and chopped Guo Liang's legs, only to hear the sound of "ouch", the thief wanted to pull the girl's quilt with his hand, and was cut on the leg by Badeli's knife, and the two feet also fell, and the thief who was in pain shouted, and he passed out in a moment. Badli came out, and Yudou came in from outside, and said, "There is incense in the house, where is my brother hiding?" Badeli said, "I am underneath, through the cloth fence, the smoke is rising, how can the incense go down!" Where did you hide? Yudou said, "I squatted for a while in the thatched house in the front yard, and I came to you, and saw that the thief was making incense." When I saw him come into the house, I knew he was a flower, and I didn't know you were here. I looked through the window, and you stabbed the thief down, and I came in. As he spoke, Yudou took out the little copper bull from the thief's arms, as well as two medicine bottles. One was full of antidote, and the other was incense, and he put it in his bag and said, "Big brother, go wow!" Badril paused for a long time and said, "Brother, you can cure the woman with an antidote." Yudou said, "I'll try the antidote." He took out the bottle and brought the woman the medicine. The girl opened her eyes and said, "Who are you?" Badli said with a smile: "The girl wants to ask, the two of us live in the small shop in front, and it is convenient to go outside at night, so I met this thief into this house." The two of us have practiced since childhood, and we have been with him so far. He smoked the girl with incense, and the two of us, so angry that we came in and slashed the thief twice, and rescued her. This is true. ”

As she was talking, the nurse heard it, came over and took a look, it was so lively, there were three men in the girl's room. The nurse asked the girl and said, "Bihuan, what's going on?" Badri repeated what he had just said. The nurse saw that there was a lot of blood on the ground, and the thief fell unconscious, and said, "The thief underground has been here with Ma Bao, and it is Guo Liang." When the girl heard this, she stretched out her hand and pulled out her sword, fixed it on Guo Liang's neck, cut off the thief's head with a sword, and came out to say a few words to the nurse.

The nurse went to the house and asked the two names and surnames, what kind of physiology did they do? The two refused to say it at first, and then Yudou told the truth. The nurse said, "Uncle Ba, can I give this daughter to others?" Three people came into the dark room. You don't have to shirk, I will protect this family business, should you? "Badri should not be the same. The nurse said that after a long time, Badeli responded, leaving a lotus seed as a gift. The nurse said: "My master and my girl are ordered by the Heaven and Earth Society to guard Wuming Mountain. At that time, when the two of them followed Mu Shuai to the mountain, the two of you begged for the order to explore the mountain, and they met by chance. While he was talking, there was a burst of wild laughter outside the window lattice, saying: "Heaven and earth will be a major event, and today it will be lost at the hands of women and women!" "I don't know who is talking outside, and listen to the next breakdown.