Chapter 446: Warrior Monk Chapter 5 (Second Update)
"But I think you're planning to kill me!" The warrior monk said with a firm face.
"I'll you, will you chat? My plan is already a very complete plan, it's better than you stepping on my shoulder and flying over the two-meter-high wall and the power grid, right? How about it else, do you want to make a large grilled sausage? Wang Aiguo said angrily to the monk.
The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo with a confused expression, let's be reasonable, this plan sounds really a bit scary.
In desperation, Wang Aiguo could only analyze the current situation in detail, and the warrior monk found helplessly that it seemed that this plan might be the most likely plan to be realized at this stage.
If you break through on the shore, one of the most difficult problems to solve is to cross the 762-meter approach bridge without being seen by any surveillance?
If the warrior monk can really do 762 meters without being photographed by the surveillance, then he doesn't need Wang Aiguo's help, just make a light skill that steps on the snow without a trace and flies out.
However, the warrior monk was not stupid, and after thinking about it carefully, he said to Wang Aiguo: "Swim two kilometers directly from the dock of our brigade to the outside of the service brigade, and then take a taxi out." To be reasonable, the difficulty factor is a bit high. β
"First of all, you see, in the early hours of the morning the temperature of the sea was only a few degrees, even for me. Even if you don't have cramps, you will lose temperature. β
"The second is that you can't wear clothes in the sea, I just jumped into the sea in a cotton jacket, and after a while I was dragged under the water by the cotton jacket, so this is too dangerous to do."
Wang Aiguo thought about it and felt that what the warrior monk said made sense, in fact, he also came to discuss this issue.
However, in addition to this problem, another issue has been discussed, and that is the problem of floating objects.
There are a lot of empty plastic vats on the docks of the East River ship. The main purpose of these vats is to prevent the ship from crashing into the dock and to act as a buffer.
You can refer to the large barrel of pickled pickles, if you are not clear, you can go to the vegetable market to take a look, it is the white barrel of pickles, which is almost like that.
Wang Aiguo's plan was to buy a bucket of the same style, and then put the casual clothes of a warrior monk in this bucket.
After that, he can go out with this bucket flowing downstream, and as long as he does some protective measures, he can basically ensure the integrity of the warrior monk.
However, even if the problem of floating objects is solved, the problem of hypothermia is still not solved.
This gave Wang Aiguo a headache.
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This problem gave Wang Aiguo a headache for a night, and in the end he had no choice but to find Du Niang to solve the problem.
After the results were queried, a sand sculpture netizen recommended an animation to him - Silly Hand 47. (ps: It's not that I made a typo, I'm afraid of harmony.) οΌ
This film is full of a lot of dark and yellow storm shots, which is very suitable for watching the unrepaired version, of course, Wang Aiguo does not have this version, and the author Jun has not seen it, it is all told to me by bad people like Big Face.
Well, animation is animation, and the author can't really be a fool in order to draw a comic, but after Wang Aiguo studied it, he found that the author of this animation is quite professional. At least Wang Aiguo got a lot of inspiration.
In this anime, there is an episode that talks about Yue Y.
The prison in the anime, the prison from which absolutely no one escapes in the legend. Because the prison was on an island, surrounded by the sea. And that place is very cold, so the first problem to solve in order to escape is how to maintain body temperature. And the second problem is that it's a prison, and you can't get everything.
After watching this animation, Wang Aiguo suddenly felt that the world's talents were really in prison. Even this kind of crazy way can be figured out.
So after watching the animation, Wang Aiguo appeared in front of the warrior monk without saying a word, grabbed the warrior monk's shoulder, and said with relatively serious eyes: "Warrior monk, I found a way to maintain my body temperature." β
At this time, the warrior monk had just woken up, looked at Wang Aiguo with a confused face, and said, "Eh...... Okay, so what's the solution? β
"Smear your whole body with Vaseline!"
Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk with a serious face, and the warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo with a confused expression.
Seeing the confusion of the warrior monk, Wang Aiguo continued: "I'll tell you, this is a trick I learned in the anime, as long as you smear Vaseline all over your body, so that the sea water can't get in, after all, oil and water will be isolated, you jump into the sea, Vaseline will maintain your body temperature until you swim out of the door, and then wipe off the Vaseline on your body after you get up." β
"Of course, you can not wipe it off, but you will have to use it when you come back anyway, so you can wear it in casual clothes like this."
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk's eyelids jumped twice, and then he said to Wang Aiguo in shock: "That...... Have you ever considered that every time I go out, I have to change into a set of casual clothes, and Vaseline is applied to the casual clothes, and I can't wash it off, which means that a set of casual clothes will be scrapped once. Do you think I have that much money to buy this dress now? β
Hearing the words of the warrior monk, Wang Aiguo showed a confident smile and said mysteriously: "Don't worry, I have also taken this into account for you, so I have a new proposal." β
"That's itβplastic wrap!" As he spoke, Wang Aiguo took out a roll of plastic wrap and put it in front of the monk.
Looking at the plastic wrap in front of him, the warrior monk didn't recover for a long time. After finally relieving himself, the warrior monk's face was black.
"Fatty, I always feel like you're fooling me."
"Am I that kind of person?"
"Hehe, aren't you, don't you have a B number in your heart?"
"Hehe, for Yiyi's sake, I won't bother with you first, and when this matter is over, you can see how I toss you."
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Well, anyway, it's going to be a trial eventually.
Although the idea sounded like nonsense, I didn't expect it to work out.
After the experiment, the warrior monk found that Vaseline really doesn't feel cold when applied to his body, and Vaseline is actually not worth much.
To be more precise, this Vaseline didn't cost money at all, because there are a lot of Vaseline there, and some readers may ask why they use Vaseline, in fact, Vaseline is a lubricant. But writing about lubricants may have some people cranky, so the author Jun wrote Vaseline.
But then again, the warrior monk is still very courageous, when Wang Aiguo helped him paint Vaseline, he felt very uncomfortable just looking at Wang Aiguo, and the warrior monk actually looked calm, which shocked Wang Aiguo.
Okay, after this problem is solved, there are only two questions left, one is how to get out, and the other is how to calculate the high tide and low tide?