Chapter 301 [The Emperor is Strange Today]
Datang convoy, thrown at the stop.
This is a slightly empty place, the weeds and gravel on the ground have been simply cleaned up, but I saw a chair placed in the center of the field, and the emperor Li Shimin sat on it steadily, this chair sat on the north and faced south, the pattern was exactly the same as the furnishings of the Taiji Hall of the Imperial Palace, it was obviously a simple wooden chair, but Li Shimin sat it out of the taste of the dragon chair.
Although the venue was empty, it was not empty, and I saw hundreds of civil and military generals lined up in two rows, each kneeling on the open ground with their own brocade mats.
This is the simple early dynasty of the Tang Dynasty, which has created a precedent for the past and present, the so-called national affairs of the world, can not be delayed for a day, so even if it is on the road, the early dynasty of the Tang Dynasty still has to be opened every day.
But today, there are some exceptions.
The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have gathered, but Li Shimin has no intention of opening a court meeting, and the emperor just sits on the chair in all directions, as if he has not woken up, and he closes his eyes and pretends to sleep.
Little by little, the world passed, and the courtiers below looked at each other.
Finally, someone couldn't hold it back, and said tentatively: "Your Majesty, the morning breeze is slightly dewed, the body is slightly cold, and His Majesty is sleepy, I am afraid that I can't sleep well after working day and night, and people are napping in the wind, and they are most likely to feel the wind chill occasionally, so it is better to ask Your Majesty to move the frame and take a break in the car......"
The words are beautiful enough!
There is no lack of reminder in the words.
The real meaning of this is to say: Your Majesty, can you start the early dynasty? If you don't open the morning court, squeak quickly, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are sitting here, what's the matter with you closing your eyes and pretending to sleep like this?
Those who could advise the emperor in the early dynasty were certainly not ordinary people.
This person is Fang Xuanling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty.
Lao Fang is actually not blaming the emperor, but really advising the emperor to take a break, after all, the court meeting must be opened every day, there is no need to be too rigid in the road, whether it is open in the morning, or at noon, even if it is delayed until the sunset, there is not much of a problem, as long as you can handle government affairs, the court meeting can be opened at any time.
It's a pity that the old house didn't persuade it, and the persuasion seemed to be counterproductive, but I saw that Li Shimin was only closing his eyes and pretending to sleep, and his body still maintained a posture of sitting upright, but after listening to the old house's persuasion, the emperor actually lay down lazily.
"Lie down... Lying down? ”
The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were dumbfounded, looking at Li Shimin's lazy posture in a daze, the dignified emperor of a country, leaning on the chair so obliquely, saying that lying is not like lying, saying that sitting is not like sitting, if it is described in a more harsh sentence, this can be said to be 'not like a human king'.
Where can a person who is an emperor be so casual?
Lao Fang hesitated, his face was slightly abnormal, this prime minister of the Tang Dynasty has been with Li Shimin for twenty years, and he has never seen the emperor be like this.
Lao Fang couldn't help but glance behind him, and quietly glanced at a prince, that prince was Li Xiaogong, the king of Hejian County, who sat in the first row of the martial arts column according to the custom, and the meaning of Lao Fang's eyes was very clear, he wanted Li Xiaogong to help and persuade the emperor.
I didn't know that this look was okay, but it was strange again, but seeing that Li Xiaogong was originally sitting upright, he suddenly relaxed after being blinded by the old house, although his butt was still sitting on the brocade mat, but the whole person was loose and had no image.
Not only that, but this product even took off its shoes.
Just take off his shoes, and he began to pick his feet.
While picking at the same time, he also behaved very comfortably, his two eyes narrowed into a line, and even picked off a piece of old skin on his feet, twisted it in his hand and sniffed it next to his nose......
It's like a big guy who picks his feet!
Then I saw that this goods suddenly laughed, and said very happily: "Damn, comfortable, last night the camp patrol continued, and his feet were full of sweat, which made the old man itchy and drilled his heart, and he had long wanted to pick hard, and he originally wanted to endure waiting for the next dynasty to pick it again, but His Majesty had no intention of opening the dynasty, since this is the case, the old man is happy, damn, this itch is really unbearable......"
As he spoke, he suddenly turned his head, looked at a military general beside him, and said with a smile: "Old Niu, can we discuss it?" This king knows that you have a knife with you, so you lend the knife you are carrying to this king's envoy! ”
Next to him was Niu Jinda, the military general was Niu Jinda, and when he heard this, his eyelids rolled slightly, and he asked curiously: "What did the prince do with borrowing my knife?" ”
Li Xiaogong stretched out his hand and pointed to his big stinky feet, and hummed and chirped: "The old man's feet are itchy and drilling, and it is not fun to pick it by hand alone, so I want to borrow your knife to peel the old skin on the feet, and then poke all the itchy blisters to it, hurry up, borrow it to make ......"
As he spoke, he stretched out his big hand and waited for Niu Jinda to lend him the knife.
Niu Jinda looked him up and down, and suddenly snorted coldly in his mouth, and said, "Get out!" ”
"Yo he!"
Li Xiaogong glared, and seemed to be very unhappy: "You dare to scold the prince? ”
Niu Jinda's face was full of indifference, and he said lightly: "What about the prince?" Scold as well as scold! The knife is a tool used by the old man to eat and cut meat, and you want to borrow it to cut off the old skin on your feet, so disrespectful to people, let you roll lightly, even if Your Majesty opens his mouth to borrow it, I Niu Jinda guarantee to roll his eyes......"
"Yo he, don't be obedient, your surname is Niu, this cow has a strong temper!"
Li Xiaogong said 'hey', suddenly turned his head to look at Li Shimin in the chair, and said, "Your Majesty, you can hear it, Niu Jinda is very arrogant." ”
Li Shimin finally opened his eyes slowly, but he still maintained the posture of lying lazily on the chair.
But seeing a faint smile in the emperor's mouth, he said leisurely: "Gags are avoided, I don't need your persuasion in my mind, I want to lie down like this today, lazily don't care about anything, relaxed, very comfortable, as for today's early court deliberations, I propose to slow down for the time being......"
Li Xiaogong was stunned for a moment, turned his head and winked at Fang Xuanling, which clearly meant to say: Old Fang, you can see it clearly, the method of persuasion by this king does not work, I deliberately gaged just now, but His Majesty saw through it at a glance.
Niu Jinda next to him also looked at Fang Xuanling, and nodded slightly to hint: The old man deliberately quarreled with the prince, and he should be reprimanded by His Majesty as a rule, but His Majesty didn't care, and our advice was purely in vain.
It turns out that they were acting just now!
Otherwise, how dare you do this at the court meeting!
Fang Xuanling's face hesitated again, as if he did not intend to continue to persuade Li Shimin, there must be a reason for the abnormality of the world, and there must be a reason for the emperor's eccentricity today.
Several important ministers were thinking like this, and suddenly saw Li Shimin raise his head.
But after seeing the emperor raise his head, he turned his head and looked at a big tree not far away, under which three or four old men were sitting faintly, as if they were chatting lazily.