Chapter Ninety-Nine: Mechanical Dragonfly
After lunch, I let Xiu'er rest and went to the bathhouse by myself to take a soak. This Song Dynasty bathhouse, the high grade conditions are really good, very exquisite! The wooden partitions that fill the house, with wooden barrels, look particularly warm! Lying in the bathtub and falling asleep unconsciously.
At this time, the guy came over and asked if he wanted to take a bath? I asked with interest, "Where do you guys scrub the shower?" ”
"Back to the guest officer, let's take a bath in Guangling here."
He confused me with this sentence, "Okay, okay, let's have one." ”
Although there are a lot of baths on weekdays, they are all washed by the teacher or Xiaomin, and it is the first time I feel such a comfortable steaming bubble and scrubbing bath.
I returned to the inn in a relaxed way and found that Xiu'er's hair was also wet and tidying up. I asked curiously, "Did you take a shower too?" ”
She tidied up and said, "What! If you go to the bathhouse, I won't be able to wash it too. ”
I smiled and said, "Why don't you say that this bathhouse doesn't have a women's department, it's not much more comfortable than at home." ”
Xiu'er glanced at it and said, "Who will wash it when the women's department is opened, and what kind of physique is it like that, it's immoral!" Unless, you go to a brothel almost. ”
I smiled, changed the subject and said, "It's still traditional!" Traditional women are worry-free, haha! ”
"O woman! Born weak, if you marry a good man, it is called a good life. If you don't marry well, you will have a hard life! Xiu'er answered.
Suddenly remembered the hot springs, and said, "When this matter is over, we should be able to go back to the mountains to soak in the hot springs." ”
"Let's, you seem to have used the wrong name, Brother B! You're pretty much the same. ”
After a pause, I didn't know how to answer, "Alas! Anyway, you can wash it. ”
Xiu'er lowered her head and said depressedly: "Are you so confident that this matter can pass safely?" ”
"It should be possible, anyway, if you go to guard him for two days, it really can't work, so you have to sneak into the palace."
……
Fang Jinzhi couldn't stand it and hid like this again, and instantly cried in the mine with a full face! Chai Jin kept comforting beside him: "I've said it hundreds of times, Xiao Yi said three days for three days, this is only temporary, two days of grievances!" ”
Fang Jinzhi heard this and said angrily: "It's good for him to get his two daughters-in-law into the mountains, it's unlucky for us to stay here!" ”
Chai Jin couldn't help but sigh and said, "This Xiao Yi has front and back eyes!" I wondered why I didn't even think about going with me when I first entered the mountain! ”
Qiangzi comforted beside him: "Brother Chai, this is an emergency, if it weren't for the appearance of the snow wolf, he didn't expect such a thing to happen." Let's be patient and give him some time. Besides, our people on Dongling Mountain are not vegetarians, and they can all fight well. Isn't this Yang Jian all captured, what are we afraid of, it should be them who are afraid. ”
Chai Jin nodded again when he heard this, "Yes, yes!" There's still a Master Cao here, we're afraid of him! ”
He hurriedly said to Jin Zhi: "Did you hear it, let's have the advantage, don't worry about it anymore!" ”
Jin Zhi stopped crying and said, "I'm pregnant!" You let me live here every day. Get out, get out of the way, I don't want to see you. ”
Qiangzi said again: "Brother Chai, let my sister-in-law calm down for a while, there are so many people in the mine, how much do you go around, it also seems that we are caring, right." ”
Chai Jin was stunned for a moment and answered: "Okay, okay!" Let's go, take a turn. As they walked, they greeted the villagers warmly.
The mine was full of people from Houdi Village, and the soldiers all piled up on the mountain. This mine was excavated at the earliest, and the back-and-forth tunnels have been extended in all directions. Of course, each cave entrance is guarded by soldiers, and you can only enter and not exit.
Qiangzi said to Chai Jin as he walked: "Brother Chai, when you come back, you can help me mention it to the boss when you come back, I want to marry another room." ”
Chai Jin's eyes widened for a moment, "Hey! You kid, you dare to think about things I haven't dared to think about, do you dare to think about them? ”
"No, I'm for a special reason!" Hadron hurriedly answered.
"What's your reason?"
Qiangzi said a little anxiously: "My daughter-in-law and I have been married for two years, and until now, she has not been married, adding a man and a woman, and the second elder in the family is also worried!" ”
Chai Jin came to his senses and said: "That's it, my wife is pregnant, you are earlier than me, why haven't you moved!" ”
"Yes, yes, Brother Chai."
Chai Jin patted his chest and said, "If that's the case, then it's excusable, when this matter is over, I'll go and mention it to Xiao Yi." ”
"Qiangzi thanked Brother Chai first."
Not long after they left, they saw a group of people sitting in a corner, and the two of them stepped forward to see that it was Ran Xin, who was gathering to gamble again. Now the strong son was angry, and he rushed up with fire......
"Ran Xin, you turtle grandson, look at what the hell you do every day!" After finishing speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and ran over, picking up Ran Xin is a wild beating......
"Didn't you say you don't play cards? You still play, I let you play, let you play cards! Qiangzi shouted and punched and kicked.
Ran Xin begged for mercy and said, "Brother Qiangzi, what do you say I am doing if I don't have a serious thing to do every day?" You can only kill time once in a while to pass the time of boredom. ”
Qiangzi said again: "Aren't you serious on the mountain?" You're flamboyant and quibbling for yourself, aren't you? I'm telling you, it's not me who found you, it's the boss! ”
Ran Xin collapsed when he heard this, "Brother Qiangzi, brother, I was wrong!" I shouldn't have itchy hands, I apologize, brother admits your mistake! After saying that, he crawled over and hugged Qiangzi's leg.
Chai Jin looked at this cargo and understood it too well, this is a hob meat! stepped forward and dragged him and said, "Eh! I'll tell you, don't be there all the time, okay? I'm disgusted to see you like this now! ”
Qiangzi turned around and shouted, "Someone, tie him up for me!" ”
The surrounding soldiers came over with a hula and tied up like pigs. He was still shouting: "Brother Qiangzi! For the sake of the brothers, please spare me! I promise that they will disappear completely and never appear in front of you again. ”
"Humph! I can't save you, you wait for the boss to come back and deal with it. ”
Chai Jin pointed to the pile beam of the mine not far away and said, "Go, hang there first, and then talk about starving for three days." ”
……
As night fell, Xiu'er and I came to this dwelling again, hoping to have good luck and meet this amorous emperor. Gradually, as time passed, it was out of the golden time when he came, and I was so anxious that I walked back and forth in this alley, not knowing what to do.
Xiu'er was a little anxious, "Brother Xiaoyi, our method of waiting for the rabbit doesn't seem to work, so we have to change to another way!" ”
Pacing back and forth, I rubbed my hands, ran out of ideas, and unconsciously touched the bracelet on my wrist, patted my head and said, "Alas! What a mystery in the matter! Let's go, let's go back. ”
As he walked, he said to the bracelet, "Alpha, can you send a drone to find the emperor?" I'm in a hurry! ”
Alpha said: "Something so big, I thought you should have called me a long time ago, why didn't you notify me until now?" ”
"It's not like I'm so busy that I forgot about it."
"You go back and rest, the emperor's affairs are left to me."
"Okay, okay, then I'll wait for your news."
Alpha released a medium-sized drone, and when the drone flew above the palace, it dropped a bag, and a bunch of steel balls instantly fell from the open bag, and when the steel balls approached the palace ground, they instantly turned into countless mechanical dragonflies, flashing their wings and flying to various places and corners of the palace......
All the places in the palace are presumably marked by the alpha implantation order. The No. 1 dragonfly flew to the Wende Palace, and the No. 2 dragonfly flew to the Privy Council, and they flew to various places in an orderly manner, the East Palace, the West Palace, and the Imperial Garden......
After the mechanical dragonfly arrived at its destination, it directly turned into a sharp weapon, "Ding, bell... Ding......" were nailed into pillars or walls, and one by one they entered through the window and shot in.
At this time, Huizong, who had just entered the bed, heard this ding, and hurriedly asked, "What is it?" ”
I hurriedly got up and lit the lamp and looked around, but I didn't find out why I came, so I turned off the lights and went to bed. The concubine next to him asked, "Are you alright, Your Majesty?" ”
"Well, it's okay, let's sleep."
These mechanical dragonflies are supposed to be pinhole monitors cast by Alpha, and it wants to know all the whereabouts and daily movements of the emperor as soon as possible.
When I woke up in the morning, I looked at the Xiu'er beside me, and thought to myself, if this Xiu'er continues to be tortured like this, I'm afraid that sooner or later I won't be able to stand it!
Suddenly I felt very uncomfortable, not good, in the middle of the night......
Pushed Xiu'er away suddenly, got up and hurriedly ran to the box, grabbed a pair of shorts, and went out to the toilet.
Holding something in his hand and pushing the door into the house, he looked at it again and saw that Xiu'er had gotten up. I casually said, "Why don't you sleep again?" ”
Xiu'er looked at me with a playful smile, stretched out her hand and said, "Bring it." ”
"What?"
She pursed her lips and smiled, "I'll wash you." ”
"No, it's not good!"
She glared, "Take it or not." ”
looked at her helplessly, "You girl, wow, you want to embarrass your brother!" As he spoke, he handed it over.
She laughed like a silver bell, "Giggles, self-inflicted, deserve it!" After that, he covered his mouth and went out.