Chapter 0056: Two Agents
Nguyen Van Hung searched with the earth dog, carefully along the way, and soon found the same corpse at the bottom of the cliff, and he was very desperate.
really killed the two, who will bear this responsibility? Don't really rely on their heads when the time comes, it's really a cat that can't get rid of its claws.
Seeing that there were two guns nearby, the two of them searched again and found a brother lying in a clump of weeds with a bloody face. It turns out that killing two people is not counted, and there are still two, this time it is completely over.
Seeing that this man was wearing two costumes, the earth dog hurriedly tried it under his nose with his hand.
It's still warm, and it's still saved, and it's good now!
"So, what's the deal with him wearing two military uniforms?" Nguyen Van Hung asked.
"Don't we do that all the time? What's more, what's so unusual about the Army General Headquarters coming? Carry two sets of military uniforms with you, so it's convenient to get things done in the past! The foggy weather in the mountains, the ground is wet and cold, so the two sets are put on together, is it strange? Hurry up and save people! "The earth dog expressed concern about Nguyen Van Hung's IQ.
"However, our comrade-in-arms who fell down just now hasn't been found yet, so I'll look for it first!" Nguyen Van Hung said again.
"Nguyen Van Hung, are you in the water in your brain or what? Save him first, of course! This life is expensive! That guy, you go to delay the time and miss here, and when the time comes, the lieutenant will not be able to give you an effective ambulance, think about the consequences first! Earth Dog reminded.
Hearing this, Ruan Wenxiong couldn't help but be shocked: "Yes! That son of a bitch has the meaning of pushing this to us, have you noticed? ”
The earth dog is really human, and said: "Nonsense, do it!" It's important to save people quickly. ”
The two of them hurriedly moved and took out all the first aid kits. After a bit of scramble, it wasn't until they had used all the first aid they knew and everything was in place that the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
Tugou wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Lao Ruan, I hope he can wake up, otherwise Lao Tzu will be in big trouble." ”
Ruan Wenxiong also wiped his sweat and gasped and said: "You still need to say that I am panicking in my heart, you don't have to say a word, thank you!" May the Bodhisattva bless! We have done what should be done, and now it depends on his own creation, and we can't let him live. ”
The earth dog kicked him and said, "Can you speak nicely?" What can't keep him alive? Why is it so unpleasant? We have saved it with enough heart, and we will definitely live. ”
Nguyen Van Hung said: "Okay, you will definitely live, you will definitely live, are you satisfied?" ”
The earth dog replied, "Well, that's pretty much it! ”
After days of fighting, they just leaned over and couldn't stop their hands and feet, and when they stopped like this, both of them were so tired that they couldn't straighten their waists, and they each found a place to rest.
The earth dog walked to a rock and sat down, beat his arms and eyes with his backhand, and gasped and said, "Old Ruan, I'm so tired that my eyes are dizzy, I want to rest more!" Don't talk to me again. ”
Ruan Wenxiong also shouted tired, and wanted to smoke a cigarette but didn't get it, and suddenly heard the words of the earth dog, so he said impatiently: "I'm talking to you?" It seems like you're talking to me! ”
The earth dog was very helpless: "Then, I won't talk to you, so you have nothing to say, right?" ”
Ruan Wenxiong had a disdainful expression: "Hehe, your mouth is the other party's language, it seems that you are a son of a bitch, and you want to panic if you want to enter the special forces force directly under the General Headquarters." Listen to me, you are stupid, they don't want you, you don't want to be delusional. ”
The earth dog said that he would not talk nonsense with him, and completely ignored his words.
Nguyen Van Hung hit him further and said, "See? This is what happened to their special forces, beaten by the enemy and beaten by our own people. You are stupid, can you handle this kind of complicated scene when you encounter it? ”
The earth dog gave him a machine-gun-like suppression, and said unconvinced: "Am I stupid? Last time, they chose the one nicknamed the tail-dragging maggot in the third company. Am I stupid? I'm ten times better than him in every way, right? Don't you speak so excessively, it's like a dog looking down on people. ”
Hearing Ruan Wenxiong's disdainful snort, Tugou then proved himself and said, "If I hadn't had diarrhea on the day of the armed cross-country assessment, I would have gone in early." To this day, I still suspect that it was the dog who dragged the tail maggot and put the belly croton powder in my tea jar. ”
Nguyen Van Hung continued with a disdainful expression: "So, what about joining? Is it like this? He mouthed Nunu who was lying on the ground.
Tugou was very unconvinced: "Call me stupid, are you mistaken?" I started fighting US imperialism when I was a teenager, and many of their clever special forces died at my hands. I'm stupid, I'm stupid, there are no smart people in this world. ”
Nguyen Van Hung was so addicted to cigarettes that he just wanted to take a good rest, and he didn't bother to argue with him, so he said, "Okay, I won't tell you." You're smart, I admit you're smart, you're smartest in the world, right? ”
The earth dog said, "It's pretty much the same, you finally said a human word." Seeing that you say something nice, I will take care of you. Aren't you going to smoke? I have two more here. ”
When Ruan Wenxiong heard this, he immediately came to his senses and said, "You earth dog, really! And the cigarette, you said it earlier! I've been addicted to it for a few days, and I just don't have the energy. Hurry up and give it to you! Otherwise, Lao Tzu immediately said that you are the number one fool in the world. Give me a cigarette and I'll admit you're smart! ”
The earth dog said: "I am an ancestor, and you still treat Lao Tzu's intelligence as a three-year-old baby." I'm here for everyone's sake, and I'll save your life by cheapening you again. ”
As he spoke, he went to his trouser pocket and found a shriveled cigarette case, put two fingers in it, and then leaned over and poured out two crumpled filterless cigarettes. Ruan Wenxiong hurriedly went for one, couldn't wait to light it, took two puffs hard, smacked his mouth and swallowed all the smoke in his stomach without spitting it out.
"Roar, cool! Earth dog, you can only get by, and good things can always be hidden. Nguyen Van Hung was envious.
"Of course, who am I? Of course, keep one hand for everything! "The earth dog is proud.
"I heard you say the day before yesterday that you don't have it, is it going to be a trick. I smoked your cigarette today, and I will remember you for the rest of my life. Next time you say something, I'll help you tie it up. Nguyen Van Hung inhaled the smoke of the earth dog and exhaled his own heartfelt words.
When the earth dog heard this, he said, "Roar, tie up!" It seems like they're talking about it, right? My day, you are an ancestor, tie up, pierce a pant! You know how to help smack Lao Tzu's cigarettes. ”
Seeing that the earth dog didn't smoke it, he put the poured cigarette into the cigarette case again, and Ruan Wenxiong asked, "Brother, don't you smoke?" ”
"You know," said the dog, "I've never been very good at this. As you know, I've always dreamed of joining the special forces team under the direct jurisdiction of the General Headquarters, they are strict, they can't smoke, they can't drink, and I am always up to their standards in everything. ”