Chapter 160: Dirty Battle
"Fuck, what's going on, why is a small Shanzhou, it can't be captured until now, are those generations eating shit?"
Ngawangtu scolded irritably, thinking it would be an easy task.
I didn't expect that two days had passed, and it hadn't been captured yet.
It will be dark in a while, will he still have to fight at night for this little Shanzhou?
Ngawangtu felt depressed, and those Daiben who were in charge of the attack were also anxious, which was simply a shame!
30,000 people attacked a small Shanzhou, and in the face of 10,000 disabled soldiers, they couldn't take it.
It's a shame to say this!
So many generations went into battle in person and led their own people to rush up.
"Give it all to me, the Han people can't hold it anymore, hold on for a while, Shanzhou will be ours, kill!"
"Raised by a son of a bitch, cheer me up tomorrow, if I can't beat Shanzhou, don't think about eating tonight, kill me!"
More than a dozen generations went into battle, and it really had a remarkable effect.
The Tubo people were obviously stimulated, and they attacked Shanzhou as if they had taken medicine.
Seeing this situation, Ngawangtu smiled with a little satisfaction, and looked at Shanzhou in this way, and he would be able to win it immediately.
The battle for Shanzhou began again.
This time, the Tibetans are bound to take Shanzhou in one fell swoop.
The Tubo army, which had overwhelming superiority in troops, began another siege.
But this time, they encountered something beyond their imagination.
Today, the eyes of Zuo Wuwei and Zuo Wei's guard warriors did not show the usual fierce and powerful gaze, they were unusual, and their eyes were full of narrow and evil smiles.
For the warriors who were close to the city walls, they did not even go to release arrows, but waited quietly.
It wasn't until the first ladders were erected on the city walls and a few Tibetan warriors began to climb up with steel swords in their mouths that they finally made a move.
Each soldier was placed with a bucket full of dung and covered with a red cloth to minimize the dispersion of the smell.
"Big bear, go, let the brothers carry the prepared things up, it seems that you have to use a trick!"
Li Xingzhou waved his hand and asked Da Xiong to do something, and he was going to make this last move.
Who knew that the Tubo people were so crazy, and they came up to attack so crazy, and now there is no other way.
Let's fight this wave of attacks of the Tibetans first.
Otherwise, the brothers would really collapse.
At this moment, under Li Xingzhou's order, the soldiers uncovered the red cloth at the same time, picked up the dung bucket, and a stench rose to the sky.
Zuo Wuwei and Zuo Wei's soldiers didn't even bother to cover their noses, and a large bucket of dung poured down on the enemy's head.
Rumble!
A huge stinking tide rose above the west gate of Shanzhou City, sweeping in all directions like a wave.
The climbing warriors were swept down by the raging dung waves, and the stench that rushed into the sky was so smoky that people almost died.
All the warriors who rushed to the city were completely doused with dung, and in terms of the intensity of destruction, there was no weapon like this.
The soldiers, eager to fight, were a little blinded by the sudden blow, and stood dumbfounded under the city walls, with their heads covered in dung, dirty water, dung paper, and women's used prayer cloths, and all sorts of garbage, not knowing what to do.
"Bastard, what is this, my eyes!"
"Oops, I'm burning to death, damn, why does this stink?"
The battlefield was full of angry scolding from the Tibetans, and the entire city of Shanzhou was surrounded by a strong stench.
Most of the Tibetan people couldn't stand it, and one by one they either shed tears or vomited.
The smell is so stinky, especially when it's splashed on my body, it's disgusting to think about.
The big bear's nose had already been plugged, and he looked at the Tubo people under the city dumbfounded.
The biological and chemical weapons that Brother Yu said are really powerful.
A big pot of boiling dung soup is poured over, and it will not burn you to death, but it will also disgust you.
Some of the fighters who were still shouting slogans of attack and victory just now had their mouths poured.
Zuo Wuwei and Zuo Wei's soldiers covered their noses with the cotton they had prepared long ago, and then collectively squatted at the battlements of the city wall and snickered.
The ozone layer that rose above Shanzhou City floated above everyone's heads, and it almost made people want to die.
The thousands of soldiers under the city walls finally came to their senses, and at the same time shouted: "Ah! β
Then the group bent down and began to vomit wildly, the disgusting sour stench starting to bubble up from the stomach.
The instinctive reaction of the human body completely overcame the fear of death and the desire for victory, and they no longer cared about attacking the city, but only about cleaning up their whole body.
A few soldiers even fled backwards despite their orders, immediately finding a place to vomit and wash away the filth from their bodies.
The small water furrow outside the north gate became a paradise on earth, and the soldiers jumped into it one by one, even if they were covered in mud, it was much better than the yellow and clear stool.
It was a nightmare worse than death.
Xue Chuyu didn't know what to say at this time, Li Xing had already said that there was a way to defend the city, but who knew that it would be this way.
Ren Xue Chuyu couldn't have imagined that Li Xingzhou's secret weapon was actually the dung in the thatched house.
Not to mention that the Tubo people couldn't stand it, even the Tang army couldn't stand it, and they plugged their noses with things prepared in advance one by one.
Otherwise, you have to vomit a large piece, as soon as Li Xingzhou's trick is used, the lethality is really not small, the injured Tubo people are uncomfortable, and the uninjured Tubo people are not much better.
Although dung soup can't burn people, it can disgust people.
The morale that had just been stirred up by the Tubo generations plummeted in an instant, and those generations couldn't say anything at this time except to scold the Han people for being shameless, did this use dung as a weapon?
The Daibens knew that they couldn't attack any more at this time, and the soldiers vomited one by one.
Li Xingzhou had already commanded the battle in place of the seriously injured Yan Shun, and at this moment, everyone shouted, laughed, and jumped.
When a stench suddenly rushed up, and Li Xingzhou's eyes hurt, he realized one thing and yelled angrily:
"Shi Dingwu, Shi Dingwu, you guy. Those guys can run back, but we still have to stay on this wall, and we stench! My eyes are all smoky! β
Shi Dingwu smiled honestly: "This is also something that can't be helped, bear with it." β
Wuyang also pinched his nose and frowned: "I really don't know how your head made of wood lumps can come up with such a shady trick, my God, it's about to smoke me to death." β
Da Xiong even vomited directly: "It's good now, Shanzhou has become a dung pit." β
His face was pale as if he hadn't eaten, and how could he attack the city in this mental state.
Ngawangtu really wanted to cry in the face of these generations under his hands, did they all fall into the dung pit.
They stink, but he can't scold them, and no one can predict the dung tactics of the Han people.
When defending the city, dung soup is used, Ngawangtu has never heard of this method of defending the city after reading the art of war all his life.
In the distance, Ngawangtu and the others turned pale with anger, and one of his generals scolded angrily.
"These Tang people are extremely shameless!"
Ngawangtu could only shake his head and smile bitterly.
"It's shameless enough, but it looks like this battle can't be fought today."
If the soldiers brave such a rain of dung to attack, it is difficult for the soldiers who are not afraid of death to do it.
In order not to provoke the resentment of his soldiers, the Tibetan army was forced to stop the attack.
Today's battle has set a record for the most peaceful concept in history.
That is, from the beginning of the war to the end of the war, there was not a single dead or wounded on both sides of the attacker and the defender, and only a few were injured by stray arrows.
Later generations gave this battle a series of names such as the most notorious battle in history, the Battle of Poop, the Dirty Battle, and so on.
Faced with Zuo Wuwei and Zuo Wei's success in holding the city of Shanzhou and brazenly declaring their victory, the Tibetans angrily called it a stinking victory.
Listening to Ngawangtu's narration, the big tent also widened his eyes and said incredulously.
"What? The Han people defend the city with dung soup? β
"Yes! I thought it happened suddenly, and all the people under my command were all embarrassed, but there were no casualties, but it was so disgusting that most of the soldiers still can't eat! β
Ngawangtu felt that he was a tragedy, how could he meet such a shameless Han man with a good opportunity to make meritorious contributions.
Ngawangtu really wanted to ask the Han general who was guarding the city, did your mother defend the city with dung?
"Looks like we've met our opponents this time!"
Naheru didn't think Ngawangtu was incompetent this time, and anyone who encountered such an unexpected situation would not be able to stand it, unless you were mentally prepared in advance.
Otherwise, whoever is suddenly splashed with dung soup will be so disgusted that they want to die.
Kun Dayan nodded helplessly, he really couldn't cry or laugh when he met such a Han person.
"Ngawangtu, soothe the soldiers, raise the morale as soon as possible, you don't have to worry about the task of attacking Shanzhou, I will send others again."
"Yes!"
Ngawangtu doesn't have the face to fight for this task, so why should he let his soldiers eat dung again?
The Tubo people retreated, and Xue Chuyu sat down on the city wall with a sigh of relief.
Guo Xian covered his nose and said with a wry smile.
"General, this Master Li's big dung tactics are really amazing, and now we have hope for defending the city."
"Otherwise, this kind of strategy can only be used once, and the next time the Tubo people do a good job in the ideological work of the soldiers, it will not have much effect. But what you said is right, Brother Fang Yan'er's hand is really imaginative,"
Xue Chuyu looked up at the sky and said with some nostalgia.
"Maybe this is the legend, fire and water are ruthless, and plants and trees are soldiers!"
Xue Chuyu felt that he seemed to have comprehended something today.
A wise general, everything in the world can become a soldier in his hands.
Xue Chuyu didn't understand it before, but today he does.
And this scene is described in "Shanzhou City Chronicles" as follows:
"The stench is so disgusting that you would never have imagined what it would be like to turn the entire county into a giant dung pit before today's battle. The ground was full of mud watered with urine, red, yellow, white, and everything of any color, and the stench was blown by the wind, and wherever it was sent, people would run away with it. The invisible wind will even form colored clouds and float in the air, and the scene is so disgusting that you can't even eat at a glanceγγγγγγγ β
In fact, there weren't many people who could eat on this day.
But in any case, at least the left guards and the left guards held on for another day, and they could continue to increase their defenses and get plenty of rest.
Seeing that the manure tactics had worked so well that the soldiers continued to collect feces all over the county without the commander's orders.
Zuo Wuwei and Zuo Wei's soldiers covered their noses while collecting feces everywhere.
Cries can be heard almost everywhere:
"What? Without? Then pull some more! β
"I said you usually eat more, don't you have it now?"
"You should have some inventory, right? What the? Used to water the ground? I said uncle, we won't rob you of food, let's borrow some dung from you, won't you be so stingy? β
The uncle asked slowly and logically: "Borrow?" So when are you going to do it? β
Soldier: "γγγγγγ β
Shi Dingwu shook his head and smiled bitterly.
The fecal tactic is actually a typical psychological warfare tactic.
It does not attack people's **, but the soul, and challenges the psychology of human nature, advocating light, and hating filth.
It is invisible, but sometimes sharper than a sword.
However, one of the biggest drawbacks of psychological warfare is that it is ineffective against those who are mentally prepared.
After today's battle, the Tubo people have been mentally prepared enough for the dung tactics of the Tang people.
It is conceivable that the Tibetan generals will definitely select those veterans with excellent psychological quality, who have been wounded on the battlefield, and who have rolled in the sea of blood in the sword mountain to take on the next wave of siege tasks.
Through a series of means such as huge bounties, verbal incitement, and incitement to hatred, they will make the soldiers recall the cruelty of war and the yearning for killing the enemy.
In the face of this cruelty and irritation, dirty and smelly feces are actually not worth mentioning, and they have no ability to stop the attack.
On the contrary, the stench of the sky had a visual effect on the defenders above the city.
Therefore, when the Tibetans attacked again and made up their minds to attack the city in the face of dung and rain, the tactics were doomed to be completely ineffective.
However, as a good commander, he will never discourage the enthusiasm and confidence of the soldiers, even some meaningless preparations can also make them confident in battle, so he didn't say anything at this moment.
When Shi Dingwu came to Lin Zhi's room again, this time, he directly pushed open the door.
Lin Zhi was startled when he saw him come in.
"What are you doing here?"
Shi Dingwu scratched his head and said embarrassedly:
β... I'm here to thank you. If I hadn't talked to you yesterday, I wouldn't have thought of it. β
Lin Zhi's face was full of surprise.
"You're saying that today's is what you came up with, because I γγγγγγγ it yesterday"
Shi Dingwu nodded.
Lin Zhi was so anxious that she was about to cry.
"It's over, it's over, let the folks know they're going to kill me. You've killed me. β
She was scared in her heart, and her anxious mood made Shi Dingwu's heart hurt slightly.
At that moment, he suddenly couldn't help himself, and he wanted to hug her and comfort her.
At this moment, he took Lin Zhi's hand and said.
"Lin Zhi, come with me."
Lin Zhi was stunned and looked at Shi Dingwu blankly.
"Say what?"
Shi Dingwu said in his characteristic thick voice.
"Come with me, be my woman. When our reinforcements come, I'll take you with me. β
Lin Zhi was completely stupid.
"But... But I don't know you yet. β
She stammered.
"We've known each other for a few days. My name is Shi Dingwu, a Tang Dynastyman, a soldier, a man, what else do you need to know? β
"But..."
Before Lin Zhi finished speaking, he was already kissed by Shi Dingwu, firmly blocking his lips.
Lin Zhi's brain buzzed, and the whole person fell into a dizziness.
After a long time, Shi Dingwu finally let go of her, and looked at Lin Zhi blankly, stupidly, nervously.
Immersed in the other party's fiery eyes.
Lin Zhi said softly.
It stinks. β
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