After playing the Three Kingdoms for half a day, what about our male pig's foot Wei Dong? What he never expected was that Wei Dong was dreaming, he dreamed that he had just been born from his mother's womb, and he was wrapped in Zhao Yun's arms without even taking a bite of milk. Wei Dong struggled desperately, and all the strength he had to eat milk was used, but he still couldn't see with his own eyes the swords and swords that were being staged outside, flesh and blood flying, life and death......

When he woke up, he found that it was just a tragic Three Kingdoms dream.

"Some people are alive and he is dead, some people are dead and he is still alive, Master Lu, Master Lu, am I alive or dead?"

"Where did man come from, where are he going, and who am I?"

"Wei Dong, you are endless" Half of the gnawed steamed bun flew over, hitting Wei Dong's brain.

"Ouch, it's shameful to waste food, Xiahou Yu, don't you know? Who knows that Chinese food is hard work. Wei Dong picked up the half of the steamed bun on the table, swallowed it shamelessly with Xiahou Yu's saliva.

"Call Senior Sister, hum, I started to get nervous early in the morning!" Xiahou Yuqiao's face flushed, she no longer paid attention to Wei Dong, and drank the porridge by herself.

"Jade, I had a world-class dream last night, as if I felt a new life, do you believe it or not?"

"Zhantang, are you itchy skin, be careful of my sunflower point acupuncture hand!"

"Eh, if you don't believe it, forget it, the woman doesn't move her mouth!" Wei Dong finished eating the steamed buns, poured another mouthful of soy milk, and then yawned and said, "I really had a dream last night, and now I'm still dozing off, I want to sleep back, see you later!" ”

"Wait a minute."

"What do you command?" Wei Dong made a tone and bowed to Xiahou Yu.

Xiahou Yu was still hesitating, but when he saw Wei Dong so skinny, he couldn't help but roll his eyes:

"After discussing it with my parents yesterday, the old man's affairs in the park are too weird, I'm afraid that it will be dangerous for you to live alone, so I cleaned up today and moved to my house."

"Nani? Xiahou Yu, I want to be a dignified seven-foot man, how can I be your son-in-law. Don't even think about it, don't mention it again. ”

Seeing that Wei Dong deliberately laughed, Xiahou Yu was so angry that he gritted his silver teeth.

"You stinky boy who doesn't know how to respect teachers, if I don't teach you a lesson today, you don't know why the flowers are so red!"

"Help!" Wei Dong saw that Xiahou Yu was really angry, and immediately spread his feet.

Looking at the figures of the two of them going away one after the other, the second sister-in-law Wang, who sells breakfast, took out a round mirror from her arms and took a photo over and over again for a while.

"Oh, it's so good to be young!"

"You really don't bring anything else with you?" When Xiahou Yu saw Wei Dong, he carried a suitcase, in addition to a few changes of clothes, there were only three things, a portrait of the grandfather, a rusty long sword, and a photo of them and their master.

Wei Dong didn't answer, he looked around, here, this is the place where he spent 20 spring and autumn, the messy bedroom, the living room that was so empty that there was only one table of eight immortals, the dusty room of his father, and the kitchen and the old toilet where even flies didn't want to stay.

"Let's go, I have a chance to ask Uncle Xiahou to see if I can help sell this courtyard."

Xiahou Yu's home is about a quarter of an hour away from the courtyard. Just this quarter of an hour distance, people feel the progress of the times, from the mouth of the hutong to the dazzling array of high-rise buildings, as if from the old society to the new north.

"The three-bedroom and one-living room in the city center is amazing."

It's not the first time Wei Dong has come to Xiahou Yu's house, but he used to be a guest, but now it's good and he stays directly. He was not polite, he changed his shoes familiarly, and shouted in his voice:

"Uncle, aunt, Xiaodong is here to disturb you again."

"What's the howl? My parents went on a business trip in a team, and I didn't want to see them for a month. ”

"Wouldn't they, they just rest assured that you and I would be in the world? Aren't you afraid that I'll AAA you. ”

"Just you? Let's go in the next life! Xiahou Yu's disdainful tone and provocative eyes made Wei Dong feel as if he had received 10,000 points of damage, and it was the kind of injury that could only be borne silently......

"Ahem, this, I'm thirsty." Wei Dong saw that something was wrong, so he had to change the topic.

"Pour it yourself." Xiahou Yu took off his coat, turned on the TV, and lay lazily on the sofa.

Wei Dong looked at it at a glance, and almost didn't blind his eyes, this little girl has really grown up!

Eh, Wei Dong knew that in Xiahou Yu's house, he couldn't treat himself as a guest, and his room was set 5 years ago, of course, the shortest and most capable one. Wei Dong pushed open the door, and sure enough, it was as neat and clean as ever, the sheets and bedding were all brand new, and an incense case was added to the table near the window. Wei Dong deeply felt the welcome and enthusiasm of Xiahou Yu's family to him, and secretly decided in his heart that if he really couldn't repay him in the future, he had no choice but to make a personal promise.

Wei Dong hung up the portrait of his grandfather, put out his long sword, and then lit three sticks of incense and bowed respectfully

"Please move to a new home......

"Okay, no, come out and eat fruit!" As soon as Wei Dong finished worshipping, he heard the call of Xiahou Yu in the living room.

"I didn't expect you to be quite virtuous, I thought my uncle and aunt were not there, and I would starve to death at your house!" Wei Dong picked a piece of apple with a toothpick, and his eyes involuntarily looked towards Xiahou Yu's tempting part. However, this time he happened to make eye contact with Xiahou Yu, and he felt like he had been caught peeping. In the spirit of a gentleman who does not sit still, Wei Dong's brain teaser turned.

"Ahem, this, wear more, don't catch a cold."

"You have to take care of it." Feeling Wei Dong's aggressive eyes from time to time, Xiahou Yu's heart was both shy and happy. A piece of apple on the plate was inserted by Xiahou Yu a hundred times and a hundred times, but he couldn't pick it up. Just when the two were slightly embarrassed, the high-tech of Xiahou Yu's family, Nokia 3230, issued a "toot ...... beep" sound.

"Hello? Hello! ”

"What a party, I don't really want to go."

"Are they all going? Well, can you bring a friend? ”

"Okay, see you that night!"

"Yo, Xiahou beauty, I have an appointment at night."

Seeing that Xiahou Yu hung up the phone, Wei Dong held his chin with his hand, shrugged his eyebrows, and blinked his eyes.

"What nonsense, it's a high school reunion."

"It's been a month, and it's only now that we're having a party, are you stupid, wait for the future college reunion!"

"I know it's not interesting, but haven't you noticed that it's even more boring to be able to face you from morning to night?"

"Xiahou Yu, you are making a naked personal attack!"

"Haven't you gotten used to it?"

Wei Dong was speechless.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, and I'm going to sleep."

"Please ......" Xiahou Yu put away the fruit plate and walked into the kitchen without looking back.

“……”

This is Xiahou Yu's home field, the days of the inverted door are really uncomfortable, today has just begun, what can be done in the future, Wei Dong was lying on the bed, thinking for a while, and suddenly felt that his eyelids were heavy, at this time, the rusty sword shot two faint blue lights, Wei Dong's eyes were dark, and he fell asleep......

In other words, Zhao Yun wrapped the little boy all the way to the west and fled in the direction of Shangyong. Running wildly for a day, until the sun went down and people were sleepy and tired, I remembered that the little boy was still in his arms. He was a good young man with integrity, who had never had any experience with children, and when he saw that children did not cry or make trouble, he fell asleep, and he did not know what to do. After thinking about it for a while, I woke up, could it be that the little boy was already hungry and fainted? Seeing the bright lights ahead, Zhao Yun decided to go to the house to find something to eat for the little boy.

But he knocked on many houses, and when he saw that he was unkempt and covered in blood, he was so frightened that he hurriedly closed the door, until an old woman at the end of the village let him in.

"Old lady, surnamed Zhao Mingyun, is not a wicked person, but just escorted my son-in-law to flee here, see if you can help my son-in-law get a stutter."

"Look at your righteous face, you don't look like a big traitor, give him to me, here is half a bowl of rice soup to feed first."

Zhao Yun hesitated slightly, then carefully handed the little boy to the old woman,

"In this way, I will bother the old lady to take care of my son-in-law, I will protect me at the door, and I will leave at dawn."

Zhao Yun looked for well water, one person and one horse, and poured it indiscriminately, and then sat down on the ground relaxedly. Running all day long made him not have time to think, and now he feels that something is wrong. Why did Liu Feng frame him, and Zhuge Liang's tips, what is going on, could it be that Liu Feng and Zhuge Liang are conspiring to persecute the lord? No, Zhuge Liang was invited out of the mountain by the lord three times, how could he do such a thing. The lord should have returned to Xinye tonight, so it is better to go back tomorrow to investigate and see the situation before making a decision. After making plans, Zhao Yun held the gentian gun and fell asleep leaning on the corner of the wall.

The next day, Zhao Yun gave the jade pendant around his waist to the old woman, begging her to take care of the little boy for another day, and the old woman saw that Zhao Yun was sincere, so she agreed, and said that she would go to find some goat's milk to feed the little son. Zhao Yun thanked him again and again, borrowed a hat and shawl from the old woman, disguised himself, and went in the direction of Xinye.

After three years of hard work, Xinye has a population of 100,000 and 20,000 with armor, and there is a prosperous scene everywhere. The people of every family praised Liu Bei. Zhao Yun has always been proud of having such a lord. Zhao Yun didn't eat for a day and a night, and he couldn't help smelling all kinds of fragrances coming from the street. He found a noodle stall and sat down, ordered two bowls of beef noodles, and maybe he was going to eat a bully meal.

As soon as Zhao Yun ate a bowl, he heard three passers-by at the adjacent table say:

"Did you hear, something big happened to the General's Mansion!"

"What's the big deal, let's hear about it."

"Hehe, I also heard from my brother-in-law, he is on an errand in the General's Mansion."

"Ouch, Lao Jia, it's not about you, why didn't you say it earlier if you have this relationship, help my brother and me, and it's good to get an errand in the General's Mansion."

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, let's talk about your affairs later, let's talk about the big things that happened in the General's Mansion yesterday."

"Don't ink, I invited today's beef noodles, hurry up."

"Enough brother, refreshing. Let me tell you, yesterday, Lord Liu's subordinate Zhao Yun killed many people in the General's Mansion, even Lord Liu's beloved wife Mrs. Gan died under his hands, and snatched Mrs. Gan's newly born son! ”

"Oh my God, what kind of person is Zhao Yun, who dares to betray Lord Liu, and also does such a thing that people and gods are angry about!"

"It's not, I think our Lord Liu is a relative of the Han family, both virtuous and virtuous, who of the people of Xinye City is not grateful to him, but I didn't expect such a white-eyed wolf to appear."

Hearing the discussion of the three of them, Zhao Yun's face was pale, and his eyes were about to erupt with fire, he forcibly held back the anger in his heart, but he was unlucky to have the chopsticks in his hand, and he was forced to pinch it into several sections.

"Bell Bell Bell ......"

Just as Zhao Yun was furious, there was another gong sound on the street, and in this case, a new notice appeared, and all the people in the shop surrounded him, including the noodle shop owner and the three people who had just talked. I saw a herald with a command flag behind his back, striking a gong in one hand and a wanted warrant in the other, shouting:

"Folks, the General's Mansion has a reward for the wanted criminal Zhao Yun, and the reward for catching Zhao Yun is 10,000 gold, and the reward for rescuing the little boy is 10,000 gold, and those who do not report it will be punished for the same crime."

Seeing his wanted warrant, Zhao Yun's mind changed sharply, it seems that there is no need to go to the General's Mansion, and if he goes now, I am afraid he will be speechless. I only blame myself for being too upright, I have followed Liu Bei for more than three years, but I don't have a trustworthy colleague, and even Zhuge Liang, who has a slight favor, seems to have something to do with this incident, otherwise with his ingenuity, how could he let Liu Feng frame. Zhao Yun thought about it and decided to leave quietly immediately, completely ignoring the first overlord meal in his life.

Wei Dong was sleeping fragrantly, suddenly felt a smell of sheep sao, he wanted to resist, but found that he had become a baby again, and involuntarily opened his mouth, and drank the disgusting goat's milk into his stomach hungryly, so he didn't spit it out, and he burped, and smiled knowingly at an old woman. That lovely appearance touched the old woman's dusty past for a long time, and she couldn't help but put her wrinkled mouth slowly towards Wei Dong's small mouth.

"Nima, my first kiss!"

At this moment, Wei Dong thought of his father, thought of Xiahou Yu, and thought of the future senior sister in the university, his heart was broken, desperate and sad.