Volume 1 Descendants of the Dream Chapter 6 Monty Python

The night receded, the first rays of the morning sun began to shine in the east, and the early birds had eaten their fill, dancing and singing in the woods, and everything was so natural and peaceful. However, Baijiazhai is still quiet, there is no one in sight, only a big pit with a radius of 3 zhang in the center of the village, a simple wooden platform is placed in the center of the big pit, and the crumbling appearance seems to collapse if it is touched lightly. The wooden platform was full of bloody animal carcasses, and then looked down, there were sharpened wooden stakes all over the bottom of the pit, and there were a lot of dead grass and fire oil scattered between the gaps of the wooden stakes, and the four walls of the pit were also densely filled with spikes.

Suddenly, the birds outside the village flew in shock, the fishy wind gusted, and I saw two giant pythons, one black and one white, galloping towards Baijiazhai. When they smelled the bloody smell of Baijiazhai, the saliva at the corner of the python's mouth continued to drip down, and the flowers and plants that were stuck instantly turned black and withered, which showed the intensity of the poison.

Wei Dong was sleeping in a daze, only to hear two loud noises outside, he hurriedly got up, wanting to go out to see what was going on, but the door had been locked. Wei Dong was in a hurry, so he took a bamboo stool and leaned on the window to look out. This look almost frightened him from the bamboo bench, only to see a black and a white python struggling in the pit, the white python only left a small half of the snake tail fluttering outside the pit, the black python is too huge, and rushed into the pit one step later than the white python, so most of the snake body and tail are outside the pit. Under the pain, the black python frantically stirred the snake's tail, and everywhere it went, the wind howled, the dust was flying, and even the houses were overturned.

"Put the rocket."

With Zhao Yun's order, dozens of rockets shot towards the big pit, some hit the snake body, some hit the big pit, and the fire oil and dry grass in the pit were immediately ignited by the rocket. Animals are afraid of flames, and the giant python is no exception, and the black python sees that the situation is not right, and it can't care about the dying white python, so he hurriedly waved the snake's tail and smashed it to the ground, using his strength to bounce up his upper half of his height, and he was about to escape.

"Cast a net at the black python, don't let this evil beast escape!"

Zhao Yun saw it clearly, and ordered again, only to see Zhang San and Li Si stand up from the roof, and together threw a large net made of cow tendons at the black python, and the big net roared down, covering the head of the black python steadily. The four corners of the big net are also equipped with iron stones, and this net goes down, like a divine palm descending from the sky, and the snake head of the black python that is finally raised is pressed down fiercely.

"Pull the net!" Zhao Yun took the lead in rushing out, Zhang San, Li Si and other guards also jumped from the roof one after another, and everyone worked together to pull the big net and trap the black python's head in the big pit.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss......" The black python suffered another spike and flame damage, but it was not that the black python was stupid, and the python that could grow so big could somehow get through some human nature. It's just that snakes are not born to crawl backwards, which makes it suffer a big loss. The black python was anxious to flee for his life, so he repeated his old trick, waved the snake's tail again, and bounced the snake's head high, and the people who pulled the net were shocked to pieces.

Seeing that the black python was about to escape from the trap, Zhao Yun shouted, and the silver spear in his hand shot out like a frightened rainbow, piercing the snake's tail with a thud, nailing it to the ground. As a result, the black python had no choice but to fall into the pit again. The poor black python, whose head was burned by spikes and whose tail was nailed to the ground with spears piercing, was afraid that it would be impossible to escape if it had its wings.

Just when everyone thought that the black python was going to give up the treatment, they saw it struggling to raise its snake head for the third time, and then a stream of dark venom spewed out of its mouth, and the large net of cow tendons sticking to the venom was quickly corroded into a big hole. The python head took the opportunity to pass through the large net, then turned around and bit its own snake tail. One, two, three...... This act of self-harm couldn't help but make everyone stunned. I don't know how many bites, but the black python finally bit off the snake's tail with the four fangs of his poor Bara, and then fled without looking back.

"Don't chase it, clean up the scene!"

Zhao Yun stopped the guards who wanted to chase and kill the black python, although the black python was injured, but it still had the strength to fight, and when it reached the deep mountains and old forests, there was no doubt that the dragon entered the sea, and if he wanted to kill it completely, he had lost the best opportunity.

"Everybody come out, it's safe now."

"Are all the pythons dead?"

"Great"

"We finally don't have to live in fear anymore."

Hearing Zhao Yun and others shouting, the villagers of Baijiazhai came out one after another, and they were all curious to see the corpse of the giant python in the big pit.

Zhao Yun didn't want to cause any more panic, so he didn't say anything about the black python's escape, so he said euphemistically:

"The corpses of the pythons are all in the pit, I heard that everyone's relatives were once devoured by the pythons, so let's bury them directly!"

Hearing Zhao Yun's words, everyone came to their senses, and when they thought of their deceased relatives, they not only burst into tears, but also kowtowed to the big pit one by one. Seeing that everyone was stopped, Zhao Yun immediately signaled to Zhang San and Li Si, and they understood and began to bury the snake corpse on the spot with the big guy.

Zhao Yun returned to Bai Duo's home and told him about the black python's injury and escape, although Bai Duo felt pity in his heart, but Zhao Yun and others were able to help hunt and kill the white python and seriously injured the black python, I believe that for a period of time, everyone will no longer have to live in fear. Therefore, Bai Duo Lao was still very grateful to Zhao Yun, and hurriedly ordered someone to come and double the goods in exchange this time, and ordered him to go down and hold a celebration banquet for Zhao Yun and others. Zhao Yun couldn't refuse, thinking that there were other brothers who had also made a lot of efforts, so he temporarily accepted the goods, and then returned to Weijiazhuang, and gave everything to the owner of the village.

A celebration banquet, from noon to evening, various flavors of fragrant roe venison, sweet and delicious mountain wild fruits, as well as Baijiazhai's self-brewed aged rice wine, the fragrance, so greedy that even Xiao Wei Dong secretly drank several bowls. It's just that after these bowls of rice wine were eaten, Bai Ling'er, who was originally dancing around the bonfire, became a flying elf in his eyes, making him can't help but want to catch her. Wei Dong poured down another bowl of rice wine, then picked up a burning stick on the ground and rushed over. When everyone saw him drunk, they couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Yun was about to scold, but saw Wei Dong staggering and said to Bai Ling'er:

"You dance your dance, I'll play with my gun, let's have a look?"

"Compare to compare!" After what happened last time, Bai Ling'er felt that Wei Dong was a little Deng's disciple, so naturally she didn't want to talk to him more, and continued to dance her Bai dance.

"You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning!"

Good words, good marksmanship, Zhao Yun was shocked, he never knew that Wei Dong also had a study of poetry, and this type of marksmanship not only has the shadow of a hundred birds and phoenix guns, but also finds another way, with a touch of masculinity and domineering. So Zhao Yun dispelled the idea of stopping Wei Dong and wanted to see if Wei Dong could continue to surprise him.

"You don't see Gao Tang Mingjing's sad white hair, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk!"

"Good!" Seeing Wei Dong's poem and marksmanship, everyone didn't know how to do it, and they applauded.

This sentence surprised Zhao Yun even more, this sentence is quite twilight, and the charm of life is not something that Wei Dong, who is only 13 years old, can understand. And this move, the marksmanship seems to be fast and slow, the trajectory is tricky, and it is erratic, like a coiled dragon and snake probe, which actually gave him a new understanding of marksmanship.

"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon!"

Just when Zhao Yun had some understanding of marksmanship, he suddenly heard Wei Dong's poem, which suddenly made him feel like he was struck by lightning, but he didn't expect that he was nearly thirty years old, and his perception of life was not as good as a child. Since escaping from Xinye 13 years ago, he has never been happy, and now that Wei Dong broke his heart, Zhao Yun suddenly felt light, sat back in place with a smile, and quietly watched Wei Dong sing and dance.

"Bring the wine!" Wei Dong didn't accept the gun, so he shouted to the side, Bai Ling'er saw that Wei Dong had stolen her limelight, so she had to stomp her feet and walk to the banquet to find a pot of wine, and after pouring a bowl and handing it to Wei Dong, she stood aside and waited.

"Good wine, good wine!" Wei Dong drank it in one gulp, then threw away the wine bowl and continued to drink:

"I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone."

Wei Dong lit the gun left and right, drew a circle on the spot, and stood still on his side. This type of marksmanship made everyone look at it in a fog, and Zhang Sancai laughed for a long time;

"Xiao Wei Dong has drunk too much and has no strength, come down and eat a piece of venison with your third uncle Zhang."

No, Zhao Yun saw the clue, this is a defensive move, it seems that there is no shot, but it is full of stars, as long as the enemy shows a little flaw, it will usher in a stormy attack.

"Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is fun, you will have to drink, drink ......" Suddenly a burst of wine came to him, Wei Dong only felt that the world was spinning, and he fainted to the ground in front of him......

Wei Dong shook his drowsy head and slowly sat up from the bed, one after another dreams made him really feel the growth of his body and mind, which made him almost unable to distinguish where reality was and where was dream. Until the familiar knock on the door came from outside.

"Wei Dong, get up for lunch!"

"Sister, I can hear your voice when I get up today, it seems to have a very cordial feeling."

As soon as Wei Dong came out, he said such a sentence from the bottom of his heart, a sentence that made Xiahou Yu feel stunned.

"If you don't have a fever, drink a bowl of porridge first to clear your stomach."

"Sister, you are really virtuous and beautiful!"

Wei Dong took the porridge and praised sincerely.

"Stinky boy, you shouldn't be explaining what happened, right?" Xiahou Yu reached out and touched Wei Dong's forehead,

"I don't have a fever!"

However, Xiahou Yu's unintentional move immediately reminded Wei Dong of the scene last night, when he reached out and stroked Bai Ling'er in his dream.

"Sister, I dreamed last night that I drank too much."

"Why do you think it's a dream?"

"Sister, how do you know? Actually, I think it was like it had actually happened! ”

“…… Is the beer smell of your body fake? ”

Wei Dong lowered his head and sniffed, suddenly felt nauseous, quickly put down the porridge bowl, and rushed towards the bathroom.

"Sister, I'll take a shower and come back again, help me adjust the water temperature!"

"You don't have long hands, you're really lazy."

After lunch, Wei Dong lay on the sofa contentedly, looking at Xiahou Yu, who was addicted to Korean dramas, and suddenly had an illusion of happiness.

"Sister, I really dreamed again last night."

"Got it, stinky boy, don't bother me watching TV."

After a while......

"Sister, the dream I had last night was connected with the previous two dreams."

"Hehe, should I call you Menglang?"

Xiahou Yu stared at the TV series intently, and said without looking back.

"That's not the point, the point is that I still remember the martial arts moves I learned in my dreams."

"So powerful? With your IQ, what martial arts do you learn, it's a serious thing to find a dream aunt in your dreams. ”

"Why don't you believe me? Watch me give you a horse step. ”

As he spoke, Wei Dong jumped off the sofa and took a horse step in the middle of the living room.

"Hey, huh...... Yahhh

Seeing Wei Dong working so hard, Xiahou Yu had no choice but to glance at him in his busy schedule.

"The posture is good, it seems that the master didn't teach you in vain back then."

"You still don't believe me, wait for me to get my weapons."

Wei Dong said that, he took out a broom from the kitchen, and then picked it up in a decent way.

"Look at me, huh? What is this called marksmanship? ”

Just as Wei Dong was stunned, he suddenly felt that his hands were empty, and then the sky swirled, and he was thrown back to the sofa by Xiahou Yu.

"I want to be a gunman with a broomstick, and the courage to challenge your senior sister is good, but unfortunately it's still far behind."

"Shhh...... Zhao Yun: Do you know? ”

Wei Dong rubbed his waist that was hurt by the sofa, and grinned with his teeth.

"You know, the slogan you shouted the most when you were a child was, scoundrel Changshan Zhao Zilongye."

"What a scoundrel, that's called Changshan Zhao Zilongye! In my dreams, he is my master, and you are not allowed to insult his old man. ”

"Yo, then won't you be in the future, the scoundrel Northern Kingdom Xiao Wei Dongye."

“……”

"Okay, don't make a fuss, clean up, and go shopping with me."

Xiahou Yu said and was about to walk towards the room.

"No, don't you want to watch so-and-so Korean drama?"

Xiahou Yu stopped, turned around, and looked at Wei Dong with an innocent expression.

"Eh, there are only two episodes of Korean dramas a day, which makes me very helpless."

"Oh my God, go out again, my senior sister too, I used to be in the courtyard, and I was taken out by you every morning for a while, but now it's good, travel 24 hours a day."

Xiahou Yu ignored Wei Dong's protest and changed the subject and said:

"Look at that pair of broken shoes at your door, I'll go out and buy you a new pair later."

"What a good pair of shoes, take it to make up for at least two steamed buns"

"You've watched too much Shaolin basketball." Xiahou Yu glanced at Wei Dong fiercely, don't talk nonsense with you, I'm going to change my clothes.

"Oops!" Wei Dong's expression suddenly changed.

"What's wrong with you?"

Xiahou Yu stopped again and turned around and asked.

"I feel like I'm tied up on the couch and can't move now."

"Can you find a reason to be a little more reluctant!" Xiahou Yu was angry and began to tempt, "AD brand sneakers." ”

"I feel like I'm tied up on the couch and can't move now."

"It's the latest four-leaf clover collection this year."

"I feel like I'm tied up on the couch and can't move now."

Xiahou Yu felt that saying any more words to Wei Dong at this moment would be an insult to her personality, so she said in a soprano voice:

"Are you going to go right away, or go out with the sofa on your back, choose one!"

"Senior sister, hurry up." Wei Dong straightened up a carp and flipped up from the sofa, "It's been a long time since I've wanted to go shopping like today." ”

"Humph!"

"Leave everything to me to pick up for a while, whoever robs me is in a hurry!"

"Then who do you think will mention it?"

“……”

As soon as Wei Dong walked out of the door of the community, he began to look left and right, and for a long time, he couldn't help but sigh in disappointment.

"Stinky boy, is it so uncomfortable to go shopping with me?" Xiahou Yu was speechless, how many young talents cried and begged to go shopping with her, but she didn't give her a chance, Wei Dong, this kid really didn't know how to cherish it.

"No, sister, I just want to see if there are any free luxury cars to rub today!"

"You think beautifully, let's go quickly, Xiaoqian is still waiting for me over there!"

While the two were talking, they heard Ge Xiaoqian's shout at the intersection:

"Xiaoyu, over here!"

"Didn't you say we'd meet at the lotus pond? Why are you here? ”

"Doesn't that miss you too much?" Ge Xiaoqian smiled, and then greeted Wei Dong again, "Hello, little Wei Dong, long time no see!" ”

Wei Dong held back the slander of the small characters in his heart, and smiled at Ge Xiaoqian.

"I haven't seen you in a few hours, as for me?" Xiahou Yu was speechless to Ge Xiaoqian.

"Okay, okay, since we graduated, we haven't been shopping for a long time."

"Yes, but today I went to buy a pair of shoes for this stinky boy, don't you know, I was almost by this stinky boy at home just now."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He just said that he was tied up on the sofa, can you believe it?"

"Hehe, Xiao Wei Dong is so cute......"

Wei Dong walked quietly without speaking, God, God, you are really blue today.