Chapter 47: The Life Story of the Tiger Mother
Every time they let them limit the number of times they have sex together, this time they finally seized an opportunity while they were drinking, and hurriedly said: "Daughter-in-law, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold!" Come on. ”
was about to step forward to hug him, but Xiao Min said, "I'm not in the mood, you can go to my sister tonight." ”
I can see she's in a bad mood! That is, "If you're in a bad mood, I'll accompany you." ”
"Alright! Go ahead, you won't feel comfortable staying here, I'll be quiet by myself, and I will understand it! Xiao Min pushed.
"That's what you said!" She nodded, and I made a goodbye gesture and got up to leave.
Unexpectedly, when I arrived in the teacher's room, it was even more amazing! She said, "No, I just want to have a baby!" What if you get pregnant after you drink and are unhealthy? ”
This blinds me! In despair, he went to bed, covered the quilt and said, "Sleep!" ”
At four or five o'clock in the morning, I woke up thirsty because of the effects of alcohol. I got up and drank the kettle on the table. Look at the teacher again, and know that she is deliberately faking to sleep! A few strokes stripped herself naked and slipped into her bed. The mouth reads: "Offended! My wife. ”
She covered her head and grinned in a low voice, "I hate it! Then he opened his arms and let me rejoice.
On the third pole of the day, I wanted to go to Xiaomin's house to have a look, but I was not in the house. walked to Lu Junyi's room and saw her in the room, where the father and daughter were talking. I walked in, and Lu Junyi said: "Xiao Yi, I only have 2,000 men and horses now, I can't give them all to you, I'll give you 500 first, and when Liao Guo comes back, I'll transfer people to you." ”
"Thank you, Dad!"
"Don't be polite! Give your people, treat them well, let them be with you, better than in the barracks! Lu Junyi said again.
"That's nature!"
Lu Junyi followed up and said: "There is a person I can recommend to you, but you have to fight for it yourself." ”
"Who?"
"This man does not love fame and fame, and he does not covet profit! But he is a person who knows how to operate and loves to make friends. With him, you can be like a tiger, and the local government can also help you settle it! ”
The more I talk about it, the more curious I become! I couldn't help asking, "Dad, who are you talking about?" ”
He smiled and replied, "I thought you should have guessed it at this point!" You've worked with him. ”
I'm a fan of the authorities at this time! The second monk was confused. Looking at Lu Junyi, he simply said straightly: "Chai Daguan! ”
Then I patted my head and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" How could I have neglected this person, a righteous man who loves to make friends! ”
Lu Junyi suddenly asked curiously: "Is he in the list of more than 20 people who are still alive?" ”
I looked down twice in embarrassment, and he said, "Indeed, if he is inside, it will be very abnormal!" ”
I changed my mind and said, "Dad, you don't have to keep the person this time, I'll do his work first, and it's not too late to do it when I get it." ”
Unexpectedly, when I found Chai Jin, I was disappointed!
At lunch, the tiger mother heard that Lu Junyi was going to conquer the Liao Kingdom, and then handed over a pre-written letter. Lu Junyi opened it and saw that the tiger mother's real name was Yelu Bitong, and she was originally a royal line. Father Yelu Zhen was framed by his henchman Du Dezhong, and his house was raided and questioned!
Du Dezhong was reused by the emperor of Liao because of his meritorious report. Du Dezhong simply said that he was a member of the Yelu family, and he was now guarding Yelu Dezhong in Jizhou. A generation of famous Yelu Zhen family has declined!
The tiger mother was tortured to mute when she was in prison, and then she was sold into a brothel in Zhongjing and suffered humiliation! Yelu Bitong, who was unbearable to be humiliated, finally burned down the Qinglou after his illness and injury recovered! He wanted to assassinate Yelu but failed to succeed, so he fled to Tokyo, where he was taken in and rescued by Master Li, who was shopping, and he had to survive.
What the tiger mother wrote on the paper was that she was going to find Yelude for revenge! But when the teacher described it like this, everyone was angry!
Xiao Min stomped his feet and said sharply: "Kill him, ten thousand corpses!" ”
At this time, I took the tiger mother's hand and said, "I'll do it for you!" ”
The tiger mother shook her head, withdrew her hand and began to speak dumbly...... The teacher looked at it and said, "She wants to kiss the enemy, although you are attacking the city, she will enter the city in advance to respond to you." ”
As soon as the words landed, Lu Junyi patted his thigh and said, "Okay, good!" Women don't let the eyebrows go. ”
I got up and said, "This house is gone, who is coming to see the house!" ”
"We're all on the march." Xiao Min said quickly.
Lu Junyi glanced at him: "The battlefield in the army, how can it be child's play!" ”
Xiu'er hurriedly said, "With me at home, no problem!" ”
The tiger mother nodded and gestured, and the teacher replied: "Xiu'er has been passed on by the tiger mother every day, and she has grown a lot, so she should be able to." ”
Lu Junyi looked at the tiger mother and said, "I really want to meet this princess of Liao, I don't know what the tiger mother thinks?" ”
When the tiger mother heard this, she walked to the center of the field and made a gesture with her fists. Seeing this, Li Kui hurriedly said, "Second brother, you have to be careful!" This tiger mother's kung fu, that's a few that can't be picked up in the whole Liangshan! It's a trick! ”
I clapped my hands and said, "What a rare master!" ”
Lu Junyi snorted sneered: "Is Yan Qing's kung fu a fist embroidered leg?" Hahaha! Except for Li Kui, who didn't understand his words, the rest of the people understood, and I didn't say anything in my embarrassed pestle.
The teacher said, "Tiger Mom, be careful! Uncle is Yan Qing's teacher. ”
When the tiger mother heard this, her face moved! But still quietly. Lu Junyi took off his robe, stepped into the venue, and saluted with his fists! The two of them spun around in place three times and did not make a move.
A master's move is sometimes so cautious! They are slowly advancing, tentative, arms just touched together, the tiger mother was half a beat faster, the arm rotated and pressed down to quickly cut half a circle, buckled the opponent's arm and brought it back, and put this modern move is a big grappling.
Lu Junyi is a vegetarian, and the moment he saw that his arm was about to be taken over, he shrugged his shoulders and took advantage of the momentum to bump into it, and the momentum sank! One arm crashed into the right shoulder of the tiger mother, and the tiger mother couldn't dodge, and was hit by him! Staggered back a few steps, and this move was clear, and the tiger mother had fallen behind!
She didn't dare to attack rashly, and the two sides tested each other again. This kind of competition sometimes turns out that the earlier the attacker, the easier it is to show the flaws in advance! In fact, there is often a layer of psychology in the master competition!
A battle-hardened person like Lu Junyi has no patience to waste time. He began to deliberately pretend that his arm was uncomfortable, and wanted to switch to his left arm to sell the flaw. In an instant, the tiger mother flew into the air and kicked over, Lu Junyi had already been on the side, dodged the flying kick, rounded his right arm and snorted, and smashed it into the tiger mother's chest.
The tiger mother was passive, and opened her hands and pushed his arm to the sky with all her might, but the woman's body was soft, and she slid down from his arm like a mermaid.
Lu Junyi's arm bent and turned into an elbow to give her a ride, she slapped her hands on the whole arm, and went out with a "whoosh". Rotate in a lunge with your legs on the ground and stand still.
The tiger mother didn't ask for a bargain, but two big moves came down, and she broke out in a cold sweat! After all, Jiang is still old and spicy, and he wants to bargain for Lu Junyi in his fists and feet, which is a bit wishful thinking! She took the initiative to clench her fists and bowed! It means that there is no longer a competition, and she is going to quit.
Lu Junyi hugged his fists and saluted in return: "Tiger Mom has sharp fists and feet, quick reaction, admire!" If he often learns from each other, it will be even more incredible! The tiger mother waved her hand, bowed again, and then began to speak dumbly......
The teacher said: "He said that his uncle is powerful, and she lost!" ”
Lu Junyi laughed and said, "What's the matter, we just tried it twice, and it doesn't exist." With that, he went back to his seat.
I clapped my hands and said, "What an eye-opener!" If this is not a chess opponent, ordinary people, you can't play as many as you want! ”
Lu Junyi's face sank and said, "If you follow me for another half a year, I promise that Yan Qing will possess me." ”
I quickly covered my mouth and whispered: "This is a technical job, I have legs, I can run, haha!" ”
Lu Junyi laughed and said, "Look, look!" This son-in-law, no wonder he can get together with Shi Qian, hahaha! ”
I couldn't hang up a little when I was straightened up, and said: "Dad, I have a higher IQ than Yan Qing, so I don't necessarily have to imitate him." ”
Li Kui was almost stunned! followed: "What are you talking about?" What Yanqing is this, Xiao Yi fought in Bianjing some time ago, and one move made that guy roll off the ring on his stomach. ”
Lu Junyi laughed: "He's a blind cat who meets a dead mouse, count him lucky!" I don't know. ”
I replied with a rubber face: "Yes, yes, what Dad said is right, Xiao Yi doesn't raise the bar at this point!" ”
Xiao Min patted me and said, "Ouch! When did you learn to be so humble? ”
I didn't answer her, but said, "Now that we've decided, should we leave as soon as possible?" ”
"Don't worry, I'll go to the post station today and leave tomorrow." Lu Junyi answered.