Chapter 294: What Are You Doing?
Hearing the footsteps, Wang Aiguo was a little nervous. Truth be told, although he had begun to feel familiar with some particular footsteps over time. If nothing else, let's just talk about this now, 100% the captain.
Sure enough, ten seconds later, Wang Aiguo saw the captain wearing sunglasses.
As soon as the captain entered the door, the moment he saw Wang Aiguo, he instinctively took two steps back.
This approach made Wang Aiguo a little embarrassed.
"Captain.....
"You're three meters away from me, talking to me from outside."
Wang Aiguo: "......"
……
After Wang Aiguo walked away, the first thing the captain saw was a big face with a hand stretched out.
The big face put the mobile phone up for the first time, and here I want to say that generally speaking, at sea, the ship leader also turns a blind eye to the mobile phone, because there is no signal at sea. And there was a signal on July 7, because it happened to be the first day of their second patrol, so it was not very far from the dock, and occasionally there was some signal.
Since there is a signal, then the leader cannot sit idly by. So whew, the big face's first reaction was to hide the phone first.
But the phone hid the phone, and he didn't have time to put the antenna away, so the captain saw this strange picture.
The captain stared at the big face for thirty seconds before he said with a strange expression: "You, what are you doing?" ”
Da Yan was silent for a long time, and then slowly spoke: "I feel that my unicorn arm is about to have a seizure, so I stretched out my hand to calm down." ”
Captain: "......"
What are you talking about, the devil?
Eventually, the signal antenna bought by Big Face appeared in the captain's room. According to the captain later, the antenna was quite useful.
…….
Wang Aiguo thought about it for a long time, this day is really not suitable for staying on the ship, because there is no quiet and peaceful place anywhere.
However, after thinking about it for a long time, Wang Aiguo thought of a place to go, and that was Shen Long's room.
When he came to Shen Long's room, sure enough, Shen Long was not on the phone. Shen Long may have been in the army because he has been in the army, so he has not had a girlfriend or married for the time being.
In this place full of the rancid smell of love, Shen Long successfully relied on his steel straight man attributes to forcibly create a utopia.
When he came to Shen Long's side, Wang Aiguo immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Shen Long was reading a book on the bed at the moment, and when he saw Wang Aiguo coming, he immediately said in confusion: "Feilong, what are you doing?" ”
"Damn, can you please not call me Fat Dragon here?" Wang Aiguo was taken aback.
Shen Long looked at the room where there was no one around, shrugged his shoulders and said, "There is no one here, besides, who knows the identity of your fat dragon." Then again, you still have a code name, what is it called gluttony. Hehe, when I heard your code name, your grandfather was going crazy. ”
Wang Aiguo looked at Shen Long speechlessly and said, "Hehe, I didn't learn anything from the Donghe ship, why do you talk a lot?" ”
"When I left home and went back, I learned a lot of sassy words. I used to be too boring, but now I think it's quite interesting to learn sassy words. Shen Long said with a grin.
Wang Aiguo didn't continue on this topic, he walked directly to Shen Long's bed and sat down, saying, "As the only one in this dormitory who is not married and has no girlfriend, haven't you been hurt?" ”
"Yes, just now the cannon asked me, do you have someone you love?"
After Shen Long finished speaking, Wang Aiguo's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Then how did you answer?" ”
"Oh, I said yes, I love the motherland." Shen Long said with a flat face.
Wang Aiguo: "...... Count you ruthless! ”
…….
Regarding the topic of singleness, Wang Aiguo said that all this is fate.
As a child, he watched Spider-Man and saw that Spider-Man gained superpowers after being bitten by a spider. Although he was still very young at this time, he also knew that it was fake.
But then, he was bitten by a dog. Then I couldn't find a girlfriend until now, and I became a single dog. That's when he realized that this was all true!
……
At nine o'clock in the evening, after everyone had finished making phone calls, and after washing up by the way, the front main guns gathered again in the workshop.
Looking at the four people in front of him who had shown affection for several hours, Wang Aiguo felt a little bloated.
After a while, Dadong broke the deadlock, looked at Wang Aiguo with a curious expression, and said, "Fatty, what kind of wife do you want to find in the future?" ”
Wang Aiguo thought about it, and then a 150-pound little Lori appeared in his mind.
Then Wang Aiguo shook his head and said: "I don't have high requirements, as long as I have a slender figure and a good face." ”
As a result, everyone gasped as soon as the words came out. I saw the captain look at Wang Aiguo with a shocked face and said, "This, why is this still not demanding?" ”
Wang Aiguo: "......"
How bad am I in your mind?
…….
However, the captain's explanation of the concept of love Wang Aiguo still agrees, the captain feels that two people are together, background, family background, house, car and even money are not the most important, the most important thing is that two people should be able to work together and move forward together, so that two people can be together for a long time.
Otherwise, according to the current ideas of most mothers-in-law, the man works hard to prepare the house, car and money, and then the woman moves in with her bag. Are you still married? This is obviously to stay in a hotel.
Of course, Wang Aiguo can still understand most people's concepts. After all, no one's children were picked up, and their own children always hoped that she could have a better life and suffer less.
In this way, everyone talked happily for more than an hour, and finally when the lights out horn blew, everyone went back to their beds and began to sleep.
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The next day is July 8th, and according to reason, the tornado of love should have passed like this. But in fact, early the next morning, Wang Aiguo heard the captain's mournful screams in the workshop.
Everyone was puzzled, so they quietly ran to the door of the workshop, leaned against the door and listened to the captain's words inside.
"Wife, listen to me explain, that's not what I meant."
"Really, really, that's really not what I meant."
"Yes, that's what the store misunderstood me, and that's not what I meant."
"What do I want you to die soon, how is it possible? I want to go on with you for the rest of my life. ”
Wang Aiguo listened to the captain's shouting in a daze, and then looked at the big host strangely: "Captain, what's wrong?" ”
Dadong shook his head, indicating that he didn't know either.
At this time, the captain hung up the phone, and then made another phone call with a huff.
After a while, the phone seemed to be connected, and the captain yelled into the phone: "Boss, are you brain-dead?" ”
"What do you mean by what I say, what I am saying is that I wish my wife eternal beauty, health and youth. I made a mistake in writing the one above about health and longevity, so I added a sentence not to live long. Who told you to put this on the cake? ”