235 Husband and wife have been separated for a long time
235. Husband and wife have been separated for a long time
Zhao Ji missed Hu Sanniang more and more, and for a while, he hadn't seen him for almost two years. Scratching his ears and cheeks, he can't do anything. Although the beauties of the harem are like clouds, they all look like toads. In response to the old saying, you will only know how precious you know when you lose it. But he knew Concubine Wude's temperament and temperament, and he would never return to the palace again.
Xiao Shunzi is a roundworm in the emperor's stomach, and as soon as his intestines squirm, he knows what the saint is thinking. Recently, Zhao Ji has been walking around the portrait of Hu Sanniang when he has nothing to do, or he is motionless and meditating.
"Your Majesty, painting cakes can't satisfy hunger, Wangmei can't quench thirst, and portraits can't warm up the bed!" Junko sighed softly.
"Don't I understand this truth? But Concubine Wude's temper, you don't know. If you recognize a reason, ten cows can't pull it back! The emperor let out a long sigh.
"If Concubine Wude doesn't come back, the emperor can go!"
Zhao Ji walked around twice, waved his hand and said, "I, the Venerable of Ten Thousand Vehicles, took the initiative to see a concubine, it's a bit too much, right?!" In the words of the common people - price drop. What does the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs think? ”
Xiao Shunzi was happy and said with a smile: "The people also said: If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to pick up the tiles." - Your Majesty, but you are not a common man. You can go wherever you want, and whoever dares to fart. Come to a light car and be simple, micro-service and visit, sympathetic to the people's feelings, and take into account both public and private. Concubine Wu De has governed the 'Great, Ji, and Liang' to the Song and Yan Dance, and the emperor should also encourage and encourage him! ”
"That's right!" The emperor slapped his thigh, "Under the whole world, it is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister." It's time to go out and take a look at the mountains and rivers of my Great Song Dynasty. The first stop here is the Daimyo's Mansion. It is the second largest city in addition to Tokyo, and it is also the barrier of Tokyo. - Daimyo Fuan, then Tokyo An! ”
"Concubine Wude, then Shengshang'an!" Xiao Shunzi immediately answered.
The emperor pointed to Xiao Shunzi's nose and wanted to scold, but he couldn't scold and laughed.
A horse team of more than 20 people rushed from Tokyo to the Daimyo's mansion. Within a few days, he came to the south gate of the Daimyo's mansion, Zhaoming Gate, and was unceremoniously stopped by the defenders.
Today's gatekeeper is none other than Yan Kui, who leads more than a dozen women's troops to guard here. Yan Kui stood in front of the gate, holding a silver elephant's trunk, like a vajra. There is really a "woman" who is closed, and it is impossible to open the frame.
The emperor's "Captain of the Guard" Zhanpeng is strong in martial arts, and when he saw that someone was blocking the city gate and not letting him in, he lost his temper, hit his horse and stepped forward, and shouted: "That girl, quickly dodge, otherwise, a shot will stab you through the heart!" ”
Yan Kui glanced at him and said with a smile: "The pig's nose is inserted with green onions - pretending to be an elephant." It's up to you to dare to say big things in front of my mother! Whose child are you? ”
"Hahaha...... Saying it scares you to death! I am the current Holy Five-Rank Guard with a Knife - Zhanpeng. ”
"Since you are a saint's guard, go back to Tokyo to protect the saint, and don't go wild here."
"I'll keep the Holy Lord now and inspect the Daimyo's Mansion."
Yan Kui looked around, only saw the horse team, not the emperor's Luan, and felt that this kid was lying.
"I'm sorry! Without the order of King Wudeok, a horse team of more than ten people cannot enter the city, please go back! Yan Kui said unceremoniously.
"Bold! If I don't let it go, I can use force! Zhan Peng drew an arc with a golden knife in the air, "Get out of the way!" ”
Zhan Peng slapped his horse forward and took Yan Kui directly. Zhao Ji was sandwiched in the middle of the horse team, silently, he wanted to take a look at his guards, and only took down the strong girl in a few rounds, and he saw Hu Sanniang for a while.
Yan Kui stood still, and when Zhan Peng was three feet away from him, he shook the silver elephant's trunk and wrapped it around the blade, and it only took five points of strength for the knife to fly out.
Zhan Peng saw that the knife was lost, so he turned his horse's head and ran. Yan Kui grabbed the knife in his hand, threw it, and stabbed it into the horse's buttocks, and the handle disappeared in an instant. Driven by inertia, the horse ran a few feet away, and fell to the ground all of a sudden, and Zhanpeng made a fuss and gnawed on the mud.
The emperor was stunned. The guards surrounded him and protected him in the middle.
"Hahaha...... Fake, fake! The personal guard of the saint, how could it be such a bear egg bag! Yan Kui stood in front of the door, laughing wildly.
Hu Sanniang got the flying pigeon and immediately rushed to the south gate with Lin Siniang.
"King Wude, someone pretended to be the emperor's guard, and let me teach the leading kid a lesson!" Yan Kui hurriedly stepped forward to report.
"Good!" Hu Sanniang looked at the horse team and recognized her husband Zhao Ji at a glance, "It's not fake, it's real!" ”
Hu Sanniang turned over and dismounted, trotted a few steps, came to the front, and suddenly knelt on the ground, and said, "Your Majesty, I frightened you!" ”
Zhao Ji was so happy when he saw his beloved concubine that he jumped off the horse at once, held his hand and said, "Beloved concubine, please get up!" ”
"It's really the emperor!" Yan Kui stuck out his tongue and hurriedly ordered the women's army to evacuate.
King Wude gave the emperor a pick-up and introduced the main officials and generals one by one. Zhao Ji is very excited, and each one has a reward. When Yan Kui came closer, Zhao Ji subconsciously leaned back against the dragon chair.
"King Wude, where did you get this tiger general? What was it for? The emperor asked curiously.
"Report to the emperor, I am from Jeju, I was born ugly, and when I was four years old, I was thrown into the mountains by my stepmother and was in the company of jackals, tigers and leopards. After being rescued by an old nun, he studied martial arts for several years, and after the death of his master, he wandered the world......" When Yan Kui saw the emperor, he was not stunned at all, and his answer was like a stream.
"Good, good!" The emperor didn't know what to say, so he said yes again and again.
"Your Majesty, speaking of which, we are still related to each other!"
"Do we have any relatives?"
Yan Kui smiled and said, "This has to be discussed from Wang Ying." Concubine Wu De is Wang Ying's ex-husband, and now, Wang Ying is my husband; Shengshang, you are the husband of Concubine Wu De. I should call you brother-in-law! ”
When Hu Sanniang heard this, her apricot eyes widened, and she shouted: "Yan Kui, don't talk nonsense, go out!" ”
Yan Kui didn't listen to anyone's words, only listened to Hu Sanniang's words, and went out immediately.
"This girl is a little lacking in heart!" Zhao Ji whispered in Concubine Wude's ear.
"She really doesn't have many eyes, but she is very loyal to me!" Hu Sanniang said proudly.
Night fell. Zhao Ji stayed in the Wude Palace.
In Hu Sanniang's boudoir, there is an extra man tonight, and he hasn't been together for almost two years, so it's a little awkward at first. You look at me, I look at you, and no one speaks.
Suddenly, Hu Sanniang pounced and laughed.
"Sanniang, what are you laughing at?" Zhao Ji asked curiously.
"It's been more than two years, and when I see my husband, do you still cry if you don't laugh?" Hu Sanniang sneered at each other.
"It's time to laugh, it's time to laugh!"
"I've always guarded you like jade, can you guard me like jade?" Hu Sanniang said with a stiff face.
"I, I, I-" Zhao Ji couldn't be idle, so he said with an idea: "Sanniang, let me tell you the truth." Whenever I make out with another woman, I think of you. I'm not afraid of your jokes, in the past two years, my little brother has been quite uncompetitive......"
"Good, good, good! It's time for you to fight this time! Hu Sanniang put Zhao Ji down, and the dry wood was on fire, burning very vigorously......
Zhao Ji couldn't stand it a little anymore, and said to him: "Sanniang, I can't do it anymore." It's a long time coming, so let's take it easy. ”
Hu Sanniang rode on him, gritted her teeth and said, "I want to take back everything I lost!" In the next life, I will be a man and you will be a woman! ”
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