Chapter 354: Men are pork

Yang Huairen celebrated the New Year for the first time after coming to the Great Song Dynasty, and he was much more tired than he imagined. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the end, you can't blame others, every chef has such a problem, in their hearts, what others make is never as delicious as what they make themselves, so if you want to eat good things, you still have to do it yourself.

Even if you are in your own home, it is a big deal to cook for a few people, but when you visit relatives and friends during the New Year, Yang Huairen will inevitably cook by herself.

In the eyes of relatives in his hometown, Yang Huairen is a marquis, and it is a great honor for them to be able to cook and cook for them by himself.

In Yang Huairen's eyes, since he was "chosen" to the profession of chef, he is destined to serve people for the rest of his life, no matter what his current status is.

Serving his family, his own clansmen and friends, in fact, Yang Huairen did not feel any discomfort, and this kind of service in exchange for the great gratitude and respect of these people shows that his labor has not been in vain.

On Zhao Xu's seventh birthday, Yang Huairen, as the marquis, had the obligation to prepare a tribute for him, and the best gift may be to be able to make him a sumptuous birthday banquet in person.

It's a pity that others are in Qizhou, and they are really beyond the reach of the whip. All he could do was to write to Brother Hei Niu in advance, asking him to go to the Yang family Zhuangzi to prepare a few newly cultivated greenhouse fresh vegetables, and then ask Zhao Hao to send them to Zhao Xu in the palace for him to taste fresh.

This gift looks very ordinary, but in fact, it is very precious in Zhao Xu's eyes, such as the ten delicious and juicy tomatoes, Zhao Xu has been precious for a long time, and he is not willing to eat them, saying that he will not eat them until Yang Huairen returns to Beijing and let him make the dishes himself.

Yang Huairen is planning to return to Beijing, but at least he will not be able to leave until after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and he doesn't know if the twenty tomatoes will rot by that time.

Hey? Twenty? Isn't it ten? It turned out that Zhao Qiang had learned badly, and he dared to intercept the birthday gift that his buddy gave to the emperor, which was really ...... There is progress, there is a buddy's three-point demeanor.

The name of the tomato has actually been circulated in the aristocratic circle for a long time, and the reason is that the two prime ministers, Lu Dafang and Fan Chunren, the tomato scrambled eggs that Yang Huairen made for them, these two old men don't know how many times they have been displayed in front of people.

Zhao Hao asked Yang Huairen for it after hearing about it earlier, but at that time, the tomatoes were to be retained, so he only reluctantly gave him two or three, and when the kid went home, he told the chef of Guiyanlou to use twenty eggs to scramble a tomato, and after eating, he said that he didn't taste anything.

Now that I have ten tomatoes, I may be able to take my wife and children to taste them.

Yang Huairen, on his side, is also preparing to return to Beijing after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. He wants to return to Beijing, and the hundred and ten internal guards under Jin Jutang naturally have to follow, which makes them miserable.

After all, their newlywed honeymoon has only been more than halfway through, and it is indeed a bit unkind to bring this up like this.

Yang Huairen also understands very well, everyone is a man, needless to say, many things are naturally understood.

To use a more realistic analogy, when a man has never eaten pork, he looks at others and eats greedy, but at least he can be out of sight and out of mind.

But after he has eaten pork, if he wants to make this man unable to eat pork for at least half a year, and the moral constraints make him unable to eat the pork next to him, then the problem comes.

This kind of thing, Yang Huairen likes to discuss with He Zhiyun, women are more intelligent than men in terms of feelings.

However, Yang Huairen told himself this analogy, and he was pinched by He Zhiyun on the tender meat of his thighs, and he was also educated: "The concubine is not pork, the concubine is very slim." ”

This pinch, maybe He Zhiyun only used thirty percent of his strength, but it still hurt so much that Yang Huairen screamed like a pig.

This metaphor is good, that is, a woman who is born with a love of beauty will definitely not like it when she hears it, and Yun'er's puffing expression illustrates all this.

"Well, the lady and all the women are not pork, but the husband and all the men are the pork boss, right?"

The advantage of this metaphor is that after replacing the gender, it is still the same persuasive to say, in that there is a saying called "thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger", a man is a pork, and it is not a bad thing to be remembered by the tiger and wolf, and the pork that no one cares about is sad.

He Zhiyun felt that this proverb was not well reasoned, because most of the brides married back by these big men of the internal guard were young ladies who were not yet twenty years old.

Yang Huairen had no choice but to sigh, in some aspects, He Zhiyun was indeed not as shrewd as him, and her reason was not a good reason at all.

A twenty-year-old woman, even if she is not a jackal, tiger or leopard, is a cute rabbit, isn't there still a saying that "rabbits bite when they are in a hurry"?

If it is really a new official who can't see him all year round, these rabbits will become fierce beasts sooner or later. So for the sake of the safety of the pork, it is better to let them take their brides back to Tokyo City.

A lot of new houses have also been built in the Yang family Zhuangzi, and the people in the Zhuangzi alone can't use so many new houses, and it's almost enough for these newly formed small families to live in.

As soon as this decision came out, the hearts of these internal guards were almost connected, and in their words, they couldn't find such a good master as Yang Huairen if they turned the Great Song Dynasty back and forth.

No matter what Yang Huairen wants to do in the future, he will use all kinds of talents, and these internal guards are a special kind of talents, so that they can gradually become generals from subordinates, and when they are used in the future, they will be much easier.

The monk girl is determined to follow her sister Ying'er girl, and Ying'er girl has just settled down in Qizhou City, and after a few good days, she is a little reluctant to give up here.

This is a big deal for Lian Zigeng and Ke Xiaochuan. Lian Zigeng gave a lot of dedication, and he made all the effort to eat milk, and saw that most of the other brothers in the inner guard were in pairs, and he was as anxious as ants on a hot pot.

Ke Xiaochuan is not to mention, Lian Zigeng is still on the hot pot, he jumped into the pot directly shirtless, after a man is obsessed with a woman, he is really not afraid of how ugly he will die.

Yang Huairen was watching the excitement on the side, but the bystanders were clear, and he saw a little bit of the way. Miss Ying'er is now a woman from a good family, but some of the habits she has developed since childhood have not been completely changed for a while.

She has learned how to hold on to men since she was a child, because in this way, her status in the hearts of men is higher, and men will be willing to pay more to get her.

It's a pity that she forgot one thing, the man next to her used to pay her money, and now the man pays her true feelings.