Chapter 25: A Breath of Immortal Qi from Puzan!
Why is there no one reporting it in the first place?
Although the ministers were puzzled, they didn't ask Kar Qi, because Sanuki Sasan didn't speak!
That's right, in order to avoid his negligence and incompetence, Kar Qi said that 4,000 soldiers and horses were 50,000 elite troops.
Because of this, no one can blame him, and even meritorious, after all, the enemy has too many troops, and they are still elite, plus it is a sneak attack, it is normal to lose, and he also escaped with more than 3,000 soldiers, and he retained troops for Tubo, which can be regarded as a small contribution.
"Karl Banner, Ben Puzan will give you another chance to answer, does the enemy really have an army of 50,000?" Sanuki asked with a gloomy face.
He also did not believe that Naqu had an army of 50,000, and he also believed that Karl Qi deliberately lied about the number of enemy troops in order to avoid responsibility.
When Kar Qi heard Sanuki Busan's gloomy question, fear and weakness of heart appeared in his heart, and then he forcibly endured his fear and weakness of heart, and replied stubbornly: "Puzan, there really is! ”
"You're not telling the truth, are you? Okay, Ben Puzan sent someone to ask about the defeated soldiers you brought back, and you will know! Sanuki Busan said even more gloomily, and at the same time motioned to the guard standing next to him, asking him to go and ask where the rout was.
The guard got the signal, nodded slightly, and then walked out of the main hall in a hurry, and went to ask questions about the rout.
When Carl Qi saw this scene, he couldn't help but get nervous, although he greeted those soldiers, but he was also worried about some soldiers' leaky mouths.
Once you find out that what you say is false, then the Nine Clans are certain!
After the guards left, the whole hall fell into silence, and someone heard a needle fall quietly, so quiet, the atmosphere of the hall was very terrifying, and the ministers all obviously felt depressed, and Karl Qi was even more nervous, and his body trembled obviously.
A muffled sound of "poof~" resounded in the hall, and when the ministers heard this, they couldn't help frowning, this voice ......... What a fart, who, such a serious scene, dare to fart!
The ministers began to look left and right, trying to find out the murderer of the fart, and Sanuki Busan was embarrassed, but quickly hid the embarrassment, that's right, he put the fart just now, he didn't hold back, although he tried his best to control the sound of the fart, but the hall was so quiet, a faint muffled sound, all the courtiers heard it.
At this moment, the ministers suddenly smelled a fragrance rich in "nutrition", smelling this, the ministers' brows furrowed even deeper, and they began to slander in their hearts: Who the fuck is this, don't talk about farts, it's still so stinky, if he catches who put it, I'll kill him!
The fragrance soon filled the entire hall, and even Sanuki Busan, the farr, couldn't help frowning, and thought to himself, "What did you eat today?" Did those cooks poison me, I'm special! ”
In the face of such a stinky fart, the ministers wanted to go out and avoid it, but they didn't dare, so they could only secretly glance at Sanuki Busan to see what his attitude was.
When they saw Sanuki Scatteran looking casual, the ministers instantly understood whose fart this was, Puzan's!
"This fart, it smells so good!" The ministers secretly thought in their hearts, and at the same time, the intensity of their breathing also increased, as if this fart was a fairy breath, and if you inhaled it, you could live a long life.
Soon, there was a burst of heavy breathing in the main hall, and when Sanuki Sakusan saw the attitude of the ministers, he knew that his fart, he had been known by the ministers, so he deliberately sucked his farts in order to please himself.
I have to say that this trick is very effective for Sanuki Busan, Sanuki Busan is very comfortable now, and he feels that he is the real son of destiny, and even the fart is immortal, but it's a pity that although he is Tubo Puzan, he can't be the master of Tubo.
Even the name of the place of Tubo was changed by the Yuan Room to: Xuanzheng Yuan Jurisdiction!
"Damn the Yuan Dynasty, if one day, it will enter the capital and restore the former prosperity of the Tubo Dynasty!" Sanuki Busan thought about it, and couldn't help hating the Yuan Dynasty, it was really out of nowhere, a fart, which aroused Tubo Puzan's hatred for the Yuan Dynasty......
As time passed slowly, in addition to the ministers were sucking farts, soon, the farts in the hall were sucked out, and even some of the ministers showed a pity look, as if it was a pity not to take one more breath.
At this time, the guards sent by Sanuki Busan also returned, and at the same time brought in three Tibetan soldiers, these three soldiers were resolutely soldiers under the banner of Karl.
When Carl Qi saw these three soldiers, his heart couldn't help beating rapidly, and he felt a bad premonition.
And these three soldiers, when they saw the Karl flag, also showed an embarrassed look.
"Zampu, this thief of Karl Qi lied, and the enemy army that attacked him was clearly only three or four thousand, and there was no so-called fifty thousand!" The guard pointed to the Karl flag and said with a solemn expression.
"Peng!" Sanuki Busan punched the desk that was folded, and this punch directly interrupted the desk! As Puzan, he has also learned a little martial arts, and his martial arts are not weak, reaching the realm of second-rate masters!
"Bastard thing! Do you have anything else to say? Sanuki Bushan roared angrily, and at the same time picked up the fold that fell on the ground, and threw it at the Karl Banner vigorously, wanting to smash the Karl Banner alive.
MD, why is Karl Banner so wasteful, the enemy has only three or four thousand soldiers and horses, and most of them are infantry, this can be lost, what are you doing when you come back? Just send the head of Xiang Shangshang to the main hall! Sanuki Satsusan roared in his heart.
"Puzan, spare your life! It was they who lied, because the last general was strict with the army, which caused them to be resentful, so they deliberately framed the last general! Karl Qi cried bitterly as he explained that he still hadn't given up, and that he wanted to or, even say, that the soldier was lying.
When the three soldiers heard this, their eyes widened slightly, and they also had a breath of anger in their hearts, and then they knelt down on their knees and said, "Puzan, don't you listen to this bastard of Kar Qi, he governs the army strictly?" It's ridiculous, Puzan doesn't know, this bastard has not trained once since he appointed the commander of Naqu, our Naqu garrison, 10,000 soldiers, and he is accompanied by wine and dancing girls every day and every night! ”
"Boom!" The soldier's words undoubtedly threw a bomb in the middle of the hall, and some of the courtiers did not change their faces when they heard this, as if nothing had happened, thinking that the matter was none of their business and did not threaten their own interests, so they did not make any reaction.
And when some courtiers heard this, they showed anger, thinking that Karl Qi, as the supreme general of Naqu, acted like this, which felt ridiculous, and they simply didn't take Tubo to heart, but only knew that they were greedy for pleasure, which was really damned!