Chapter 23: Bang Bang
"How can I tell you, I'm not Tai Yuan, I'm not Tai Yuan!" Ten Spirits are going to cry, this Tai Yuan, framing himself, the vast majority of this group of people are Kai Ling, they are still a level behind them, they can't beat and beat, explain that people don't believe it, think about threatening it, and they can't take the strength of Ning Yuan Realm.
Therefore, he panicked and attacked his heart, and the method in front of him proved that he was either Taiyuan Ten Spirits or could not see.
"Yuan'er, it was the uncle who was wrong before, the uncle apologized to you, you can't deny the uncle!"
"Yes, Yuan'er, you're flowing ......"
At this moment, Zhao Jian strode out of the door with his proud work, and was about to take it to do something, when he went out and saw the ten spirits surrounded by the "beast tide".
He looked puzzled, but Shi Ling was surprised, looking at Zhao Jian as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and had a plan.
"Ahem, are you sure you're my relative?" asked Shiling.
"I don't believe you can take us to your mother, you were too young to know us, but your mother does. The men replied almost in unison.
"That's good!" the Ten Spirits exhaled, a strange smile on their faces.
He didn't care whether he knew it or not, he pointed to Zhao Jian's proud work and said, "Do you see that? Those six people all said that they were my relatives, but I killed them, and now I don't need those relatives anymore." The ten spirits laughed so deeply that people were scared when they saw it.
I have to say that this product is quite similar.
Only then did this group of people look at the proud work in Zhao Jian's hand, they didn't know if they didn't see it, and they were shocked when they saw it, is this Nima a human.
I have to say that Zhao Jian, a person with special hobbies, really has a set of methods, and the appearance of these six people after his processing in his hands has become terrifying, one word to describe it, miserable, death is like a miserable. Ten Spirits secretly said in their hearts.
Uh, it seems to be a few words, no matter what.
"I heard you are ......"
"Uh...... What about people?" When the ten spirits came to their senses, there were only two dead leaves left in the street, which had been blown up by the wind.
After solving the problem, Shi Ling was taken to a small room by a subordinate to get a haircut, and when he thought about his hair, Shi Ling felt aggrieved, and there was no one who had been unlucky one after another in the past two days.
"Yo, he's still a little guy who catches the trend!" Yang Neng, who had just entered the door with a box on his back, saw Shi Ling and smiled, his eyes still a little unable to open, but it didn't prevent him from seeing Shi Ling's unique "hair" clearly.
Seeing that the Ten Spirits didn't have the idea of raising their heads, Yang Neng was not annoyed.
"Come and sit here, little brother, I'll get it and go back to sleep." ”
The uncle is full of smiles, not as tall as Shiling, his black face sets off a mouthful of white teeth, his smile is very warm, he has a chubby body and a chubby face, and there is a strand of gray in his black hair, I don't know if it was dyed or what.
A pair of cloth shoes with mille-feuille soles, spotless, I don't know how he did it, the open undershirt shows a big belly, and the chest has thick chest hair, rough but no sweat, it seems that the Zhao family is still very careful in finding people.
Uncle Yang Neng waited for the Ten Spirits to sit down and began his preparations, draped the Ten Spirits with a piece of cloth, and then took out a pair of scissors...... Then Uncle Yang Neng read it in his ear, and it seemed that this uncle was still a talker.
"Anyway, little brother, what are you doing here, it's a pity that your hair is cut like this. ”
"I think it's ugly. Ten Spirits said with a straight face. He really didn't like the colorful hair, but it would be better to cut it short.
"Little brother doesn't know yet, young people nowadays like this kind of hair style, but fortunately I can make dye, but they all come to me for a lot of money to dye hair like this. ”
"I think it's ugly. ”
Yang Neng: ......
"Business is really much better now, I want to ...... back then"
Shi Ling really couldn't listen to it anymore, what kind of urine did Zhao Qilong find, what kind of urine did the people Zhao Qilong find? He quickly interrupted: "Uncle, you have to get it, I know, you better help me cut it first, I'm really sleepy." ”
"Oh, I almost forgot what I was doing, I was happy and energetic, I could forget everything, and I was also sleeping, so I was called up, and now I am still sleepy when I think about it, you see uncle's eyes are red. Then Shi Ling saw Yang Neng's head on his face, wanting Shi Ling to see his eyes clearly.
Ten Spirits can see it clearly, isn't it just a slit? Anyway, uncle, is it really good for you to put this big plate of face on my face? Fortunately, no one else is here, otherwise how can I find a girlfriend in the future?
"Stop, uncle, you should cut my hair, I beg you, I'm really sleepy." Shi Ling said, sleepiness is now coming in bursts, and Shi Ling is really about to be unable to support it.
"Oh good, Uncle has forgotten, cut it right away. ”
Listening to the sound of the scissors remembering, the ten spirits finally couldn't support it, and after two sentences, they fell into darkness in front of them.
Bang Bang Bang!
Bang Bang Bang!
......
"Little brother, wake up, Uncle has cut it for you, you can show it, okay?" Yang Neng gently patted Shi Ling's shoulder.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh~~"
The head of the ten spirits shook for a while, like the strings that had been plucked, and then they woke up slowly.
At this time, Uncle Yang Neng had already taken out a bronze mirror that was polished smooth enough, and was holding it in front of Shi Ling.
Looking at his current appearance, Shi Ling sighed in his heart, although people are a little nagging, kinder, and better skills, there is nothing bad about this uncle.
Now the Ten Spirits have changed their appearance greatly, with short colorful hair, an angular face, and cold but somewhat tired eyes, it is almost time to write a handsome word on the face.
"I don't seem to hate these colors a little bit. "Ten spirits murmured.
Looking at himself in the bronze mirror, Shi Ling instantly came to the spirit, it turned out that he was a potential stock, why didn't he find it before?
"Well, uncle. Uncle Yang Neng smiled, he was also very satisfied with his performance.
"That's no problem, uncle, let's go to the checkout first, you still have to wash to sleep comfortably." Yang Neng said, and then began to pack his things and prepare to leave.
Yang Neng's technique was very skillful, and he soon walked out with the box. Yang Neng's deep voice came into Shiling's ears from the outside, "I have to take care of my uncle's business in the future, Yang Neng has a haircut." ”
"Hmm. Ten Spirits responded
Looking at Yang Neng's distant back, Shi Ling suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said, "Uncle! Wait, wait, where is my thing?"
Yang Neng's pace in front of him suddenly paused, and then quickly turned back. Yang Neng still had a smile on his face, "Look at Uncle's memory, I forgot it, I'm sorry." ”
Yang Neng took out two tugs of hair from his box, one green and one red, and handed them to the Ten Spirits.
Shi Ling said with a dark face: "Didn't you say that you don't want green, just leave a drag of the red one, why do you still leave the green one?"
"Oh, it's not that Uncle said, green is vibrant, why don't you believe it, this uncle is not a self-made decision to stay, in case you change your mind in the future......"
"Uncle and uncle, stop, stop, can't I stay?" Shi Ling hurriedly said, and then put his hair into the storage bag.
"Anyway, little brother, why are you keeping your hair?" Yang Neng was puzzled.
"It's very useful~" Shiling's eyes were really sleepy, and he dragged out a long voice.
"Oh. Seeing that the ten spirits coped, Yang Neng also lost interest, and after a brief conversation, he walked out with the box, and he was really sleepy.
Shi Ling responded, then quickly found cold water to rinse his hair, and after drying it, he quickly ran to his room and fell asleep.
Surprisingly, the old guy didn't do anything tonight, just simply told Shi Ling that he wouldn't be able to sleep in the future, and then disappeared next to Shi Ling.
The dazzled Ten Spirits simply replied and didn't know anything.
There was no speech all night, and there was only low insect chirping outside, which seemed to be the prelude to the arrival of a hot summer.
In the early morning, the sun is three poles, and it is time to eat. The shadows of the trees have been stretched by the sun. However, the ten spirits were still sleeping soundly, and no one disturbed them.
......
"Ten Spirits, get up quickly!"
"Ten Spirit Slazy Worms, get up!"
"Knock knock! knock knock!" came the sound of milk outside the house, and Zhao Lingling kept knocking on the door of Shi Ling.
Crunch.
Shi Ling hurriedly got up and opened the door, he really couldn't stand this little girl, and thought about sending it away quickly, he still had to sleep.
The ancients had a solar eclipse, although it was now a triple solar eclipse on many continents, but there were still many hermit families who had a solar eclipse, and the ten spirits did not have the habit of eclipsing, unless they ...... I can't be hungry, to put it bluntly, I love to lie in bed.
Even if his stomach hurts to death sometimes, he still can't get rid of the problem of lying in bed.
"What!" Shi Ling asked helplessly, to be honest, he really had no choice but to use an impatient tone and a manic expression to try to restrain this little girl.
"It's time to eat! I'm all up, you're still sleeping, big lazy pig. Zhao Lingling grimaced and playfully stuck out his tongue.
Bang!
Shi Ling turned around and closed the door and walked to the bed, he was really sleepy and didn't have time to mess with this little girl.
Knock knock!
The hurried knock on the door reached the ears of the Ten Spirits again, and it was endless, wasn't it?
The wooden door opened again, revealing the gloomy face of the Ten Spirits.
"What the hell are you going to do?"
"You're going to take me to play this morning, Daddy promised me. Zhao Ling said angrily, and then stepped into the room with a small foot, for fear that an inattentive ten spirits would close the door again.
???
Your father promised you that he wouldn't take you there, so he sold me?
Forget it, admit it. Zhao Qilong, the ten spirits, can also be regarded as understanding, knowing how to repay kindness, sleek and cunning, and loving to play smart......
In fact, what the Ten Spirits didn't know was that this was just an enhanced version of him.
"Where are you going?" Shi Ling asked, turned around and entered the room and put on his animal skin clothes and pants, he was still wearing a loose white banana shirt just now, although it was almost the height of summer, but it was strange cold to stand at the door this morning.
Although Zhao Qilong also asked someone to bring him a few sets of white clothes that he wore on weekdays and white clothes that he wore for meditation and cultivation, he didn't like it very much, saying that he was not tolerant of dirt, but he was still comfortable wearing his own animal skin clothes.
"Just walking around the street, my father said that today and tomorrow are the ancient festivals, and there are many people in the textile market. "Zhao Lingling's height is not half of the Ten Spirits, and he has to look up at the Ten Spirits when he speaks.
"Does your father know about going out this time?" Shi Ling was still not at ease.
Zhao Lingling: "Then can I know about today's Ancient Wind Festival?" Zhao Lingling looked at the Ten Spirits strangely.
"It's not that I can't believe you. "The ten spirits don't hide and pinch, and talk to this little girl about what she wants to say.
In exchange for Zhao Lingling's contempt.
But it's nothing for the Ten Spirits, despise it, despise it, people are small and big, don't be gullible. If something happens, I don't know how to face Zhao Qilong, after all, people are still better for themselves.